VALENTINE'S DAY POEM

[2008dana2008]

loveddddd it loool very talented nd funny

[ericosoave]

"Please don't take that sexually"

rooofl dan brown is awesome!

[xxBananaBabyxx]

We love you to Dan :) (L)

[holymischif]

YES DAN!!!

[BlackRose2354]

the end made me laugh XD

[nannakure]

YES :D <3

[rockalockin]

no.......

[coffeycake96]

fuck u

[liv4sk8boarding]

vday to me is the suckiest holiday ever!

[CodeMunkyxD123]

@liv4sk8boarding Because your lonely!

[bitchofireland]

i would be urs but my heart is going to my sweetheart:P

but if i wasnt in love i'd be urs anyday:P

[fozzyfany2j]

I SO used to have that phone!

[nelsabie]

haha i watched this vid a BIT late since tis valentines day AGAIN soon, but I'LL BE YOUR VALENTINE, since I lost mine a few months ago! =P haha

[xoleyahxo]

HAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO lolz plz dont take this sexually! loved it!

[ninabadbabiie]

ohmyqawd that whas fucccccckin sexy lmao

ilovedddd it. especially the enddddd

[ErmaStrikesBack]

very seuss-like

[KaraLove01]

sure and really about the birth rate?

[Cecilie3007]

I will, of course, be yours :P

[y0urfavoriteperson]

snaps for dan!

[kaykay12111]

I.Love.You.Dan.Brown. :]

[saublebeachchick]

FABULOUS

! loved it:)

[Thaunzed]

HEY Daniel Black!! or...hmm ... was it Dan Brown?

[choirsucks]

dan brown

[TheParisLauren]

i had to favorite it. he's just so adorkable :D LOL

[MarylouBunn]

LOL. you make me happy :]

[varsitythunderxd]

your funny

n artsyyyy!

[Bojl95]

you should rap it :D

[tinwhistler650]

that was coooooll

i will bdw

[xthemusicroomx]

I'm yours : )

[GingerBaby0]

Yes sure I willl Jk lool

[ikiFreaky]

Dan,you r the beeeeeeeesttttt xD

[PrincessUnderworld23]

lol the next dr. seuss

[SairinMS]

Rofl, one of the funniest vids ever! xD

[Wakkogirl49]

COOL POEM DAN

[NeoLove8]

"please dont take that sexually"

...sorry. too late. ;)

[Madamemystery7]

Skills

[thebigpurpleblob]

haha i never niticed that.. about the november thing.

[sparksfly2u]

Omg xD

[ees52489]

DEFINITELY!!!

[CandiiCaneDane]

ha ha I'm yours!

[Lineskier96]

Sorry, I'm not like that...

[NejiHyugaiscool]

Yes, Yes I will. *gives you toast*

*hugs*

Lol. (My random)

XoXoX

JulietteJoker

[lololauren486]

you are completely awesome! u make me laugh!

[TeamCullen344]

rotflmao hilarious poem! love the random call lol

[sweetspacey]

OMG you remind me so much of Bo Burnham, but you make me laugh as well so thats important :P

Keep it up id definatly come see you do stand up :P

[ZeldainPark]

0:01

[tutorialgamercom]

you good at that

[j7261994]

what is phat beat?

[xohbabiqirl]

omg i'm in love! *swooon*

[CoutureBlondie]

Lol this totally made my day

[selenacamille101]

this is the coolest video yet i've ever seen that he made..

^^

[lizthebiz2010]

hahaha dude you're great!

Agentina, Tanzania, ghonorrea.... wait..

haa :]

[MyRandomVlog]

i like the old 1 better!!!!

[bestfriendsfornever1]

roflmao hes SO funny

[G00fylicious]

Aww love you too!

Rofl!

Awesome poem xD

x

[yrahcaz411]

valentines day sucks when you're single

but i guess its cheaper that way

[NordNiko]

LOL! Toast? xP Love it!

[retroskater44]

Hmmm.

I dislike Valentine's Day actually.

Nice poem though.

Yeah..

[GoPistons10]

My Grand Father died of heart disease ....... now how do you feel?

Just kidding lmao

[ThatGiirlAshleigh]

lol There's this strange screen stnading in my way...

[dinochineoling0]

you are good at rhyming

[StefanHRasmussen]

lol please don't take that sexually

[Kipfan410]

too good!!

[Poopers90211]

toast!! LOL!! :)

[LOZLinkWolf]

my valantine poem :

roses are red

violets are blue suger is sweet

and so are you.

but the violets have wielted

and the roses are dead

my flower gardens empty

and so is your head. o-o

[kittenswithketchup]

lulz

[blondangel1996]

That's Cool.

[vyvyanne]

<3 you =)

[TDGfanatic12]

dood i luv how you link to previous vid it owns

[tiffanymariesutton]

lmao. i'll be yours bby. :P

[xman2008]

I want to take a shower with Dan Brown.

[tunny2000]

me too.

>;O

[fredfreak12]

i really dont like this loser your voice is annoying

[blondangel1996]

No offense, but the HD is off by the sound.

[tunny2000]

I'll be yours, Dan.

;-)

[kanaya123]

dude u sounds like john cena when hes rhyming

[09276000865mynumber]

LOVE THIS!!!

[xxcutelizzie44xx]

i love u 2 lol ur freakin hot

[jessicaannsully]

im already ures honey!

[FantasyMakers]

Ill be yours ;P

[rougeknux4eva]

What the hel- eck... :D I'm 10, and Dan Brown is sayin that he loves me... D: Strange... :P

[aksquash]

despite the poem being very funny you do know that there is more to poetry than ryhming (however the hell you spell it) like alliteration, rythm and parralell syntax (to name three)(btw im not a poetry nut for the record i think most poetry is a aste of time)

[OmegaOwA]

I think Dan Brown knows his poetry ;) He probably chose it to be mainly rhyming so people could recognize it as a poem easier.

[wooderfon]

You are so funny!!! =]

I love it

[giggs102]

make this into a rap

[TheCheesyCheesus]

No, I will not be yours, because I'm a guy and I'm not gay, sorry :[

[NoSugarNoMonkey]

The next Dr.Seuss! :D

[theryann222]

creeper, lol

[Cellcount]

heart disease quality?

[AwesomeAznGuy2]

HD. He uses different things like Haagan Daaz Quality.

[lsufootball42]

write a poem sometime shaycarl!

[01makino01]

i really love dan brown! hahahahahaha

[SigurdNORWAY]

Shaycarl is cool :D:D

[lionefan]

hey i was born in november

[Sonnythemobster]

lolol. at least you weren't born near christmas. that woulda meant that your parents prolly fondled each other drunkenly in a hotel room on st. patricks day.

[lionefan]

heh heh(lol) sorry bout that and okay

[lulabell0]

valintines day is a scam. lol

[Biffencool]

1:13 !

[raquijada]

love gone wrong poem: here I sit broken hearted try to shit but only farted...

[Witzas]

most babys are born in november cuz its 9 months after valentines day.hahaha...but now ill never look at ppl the same after valentines day

[tsjari]

u are the lock and i am the key...please dont take that sexually

[zukowithkatara]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[curlymonster08]

Love It

x

[vrqp09]

was he gonna say ghonnoreah? LOL

[Militine]

1:13 lol & you were so serious when you asked "will you be mine?" haha

also, love those goggles lol

[insertcoolnamehere5]

please dont take that sexually

[Queerdragon11]

I am the lock, but you are the key

please dont take that sexually

LOL

LOL

[ItsCarolinaOverHere]

and Dominican Republic!

[luis2173]

wow

brush ur teeth man

but good job though

[losermythpatheloser]

YES :)

[6996k09669]

omg shaycarl haha hes awesomee haha look up shaycarl on youtube

[BeatlesGirl92340]

i'll be your valentine <33

[Elliecabe]

I love you too!!!!!!!!!

[abrayah13]

coooooooooooool

[mtgcnv67]

LMAO

Most babies are born in the month of November > Why is this relevant? > This you should remember > Valentine's Day is 9 months to its previous > So be careful if you try anyting too mischevious.

[cameraman455]

Heat Disease quality makes you look all fuzzy on my PC.

you rock! Subscribe to my vids!

[spikaia]

very good!

[bharatnair15]

dude u king of YouTube! :)

[simbathewildcat]

0:37 dude....michael and jackson are cumming over tonight

[Blooger2]

Very clever, you are a very smart person!

[bballer9016]

goneri...........wait LOL

[imataco95]

Why would i want to watch in heart disease quility. Isn't heart disease bad? And when you say watch in heart disease quility, meaning your watching through the eyes of a person with heart disease.

Just kidding, you stating that. HD quility rocks

[rocknrollgod16]

...i have heart disease

[imataco95]

well i'm sorry to here that. i thought the "watch in heart disease quility" was mean

[09276000865mynumber]

...sorry for you...

[Lunerrrrs]

yes! :D

where are my shinny valentines things?!

[Johnelvergas]

Nice videos by the way.

[Johnelvergas]

what the fuck? Download this video ($0.99)???.....

-In the URL delete where it says youtube (only) and type voobys in the middle of the two dots. and u can download the video there for free..

[xXTheSims3Xx]

ahahaha

[vicz1991]

Dan, you are quite a genius!

This made me laugh so much!

Love youuu :)

xxx

[amp1616]

i love the lil jon gangsta look i wanna see you in that for the whole video next time! its hilarious cause your glasses are all crooked and your wig is all fangled! lol

[Broncos652]

HE WAS GOING NIGGA AT THE END!!!

[2cute4u2kiss]

LOL you dont have the resorces to take a shower!!!

[lameguy1123]

d brown, wangster tuber...

[cutelittlekitty1613]

Dan Brown you make me so happy

because your poem was so sappy

but thanks for the love, thank the lord up above,

that your poem, well, it wasn't too crappy.

[kesterwww]

My folks couldn't wait untill valantines day, and I was born in October. Admittedly it was after they had been married for about 10 years.

[Chapman16dec]

You atturly thought about this didn't you? how long did it take!

[conall2k8]

lol! plz do not take that sexually

[pokemon101rap]

lol i am the lock and you but you are the key but dont take that sexually. LOL GOTTAREA

[laury150]

GooD!XD

[Profissexy]

Rofl it turned into a rap ^^

[jordank411]

good job dan :D

[kaymicxx]

my bday is november 1st lol xD

[soadfan]

this is awesome

[angelonair]

Wow , I'm impressed.

[arcoles4]

UNL will be so proud, that you read your wonderful poem aloud, instead of getting into trouble and hijinx, you're on the Internet promoting hyperlinks.

[usernamemaybe]

XDXD haha awesome!

[COMPUTERplaya]

WOO?

[c4rv3r]

Hey, Dan, I'm interested in one thing - was this entirely improvised or have you prepared anything before hand ? Either way - I found it entertaining:)

[xpericfilms]

0:24 - 0:47 i love it

you are the key

please don't that sexually

lol

[mwapoweredbabe]

Argh! I was supposed to be born in november!

Luvs ya Dan :D

[SoleroExotic]

what's with his nose?

[SimplyMegnificent]

My birthday is November 14th...

Subtract nine months and unfortunately it is February 14th, thank god it isn't exactly nine months...

Scary thing? I was two weeks late.

Ew. ew. ew. ew. ew.

That thought crossed my mind in grade nine. Worst thought ever.

:)

[Artmanmcman]

v-day actually stands for vagina day not valentine's day

just throwing out there

and this is no joke look it up

[nayelyjchanese]

Nice nice nice. We feel the love Dan ^_^

[Red8929]

It isn't supposed to be so commercial; it's a saint's feast day.

[RAEIVET]

601st comment!

[xXxDANMANxXx]

600th comment ( i hope ) lmao the november b-days was funny haha that was the crasziest poem ive ever heard

[MicrosoftWindowsGuy]

Yay! This made me happy.

[kesterwww]

Whenever my day has been a real bore, I get home and stagger through my front door,

I think of the day I have just spent, Working to pay my extortionate rent,

The only thing which stops me getting real down, Is when a vid's been posted by Mr Dan Brown.

[LotesseElfin]

You changed the outro video! :O

But at least you kept the sheep.

And to answer the question: yes.

[Deagra940]

lol heart disease quality. 5 stars just for that. lol

[julianochoa1]

no us fans are not better than THC. THC is the best.

[KAT1ESHERMAN]

You rock my socks. :)

[garceeh]

sure I will be yours lol!

[stev39]

nice poem

[MaqGuy95]

i love you too