Killer Chimpanzee

[juli273340]

Wowwwww nice haha

[bull068]

Never trust a fucking monkey. I hate those fuckers.

[haloguy09]

Oh and thats Shara P

[haloguy09]

Yeee ha! lol,

<-- Redneck republican, Proud Bowling, Redneck farmers

[Pkr]

I give up... is that their mother's picture on the wall behind them????

[hilololomoa]

After fuckin' mom and sis, I knew I had become a full grown redneck.

[beetweenmylegs]

They say that fire made us smarter i think it was us eating shore food like clams and fish that made us smarter (dha omega 3) intern learning how to make fires.

[pandamaniac956]

hahahaha a doped up monkey

[odieandeve]

OMG so feakin funny best one I've seen yet. My regaurds from Paris TN.

[ThomasStillbranch]

love it when jackie goes on his animal tangents

[Bl1nd420]

jackie is my hero

[twiztidblonde87]

chimps hopped up on xanax....LMAO LMAO LMAO. of course its a waste of a xanax!!! OMG you guys are hilarious!

[redbeard86]

M.A.S.H. LOL.....

[TubeSurfer898]

I love how your goats have M*A*S*H names! <3 But how could you leave out Hawkeye?

[alikos88]

I love jackie

'aint the damn goats fault"

[RongWrongTV5]

Ramblin "too much"? You ain't been in Da South, boy, I figure. Ramblin' is a Southern tradition which our boys at Red State Update do well in their satire. That's the point. Taking satire serious, man, that's a mistake.

[Fundam3ntal1st]

dang.. they rambled waaaayyyy too much here

[redbeard86]

DOPED UP MONKEY!!!!! CLASSIC!!!!

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Was Jackie talking about a chimp or Obama?

Har har har hardy har har.

[bb87widez]

if this is jackie and dunlap then who is travis and jonathan

[DemonicElric]

LOL. :)

[blastingcaps]

wadda mean put em down!

hahahaha!

[brandonsnotebook]

Let's go look at Earl's goats. ROFL

[mafarmerga]

If we can't have a trunk monkey can we get one of Jackie's goats to be a trunk goat?

[mafarmerga]

I'd like to see one of Jackie's goats eat the ear off of a monkey. Yes sir, that's what I'd like to see.

You betcha!

[MartinGist]

It wasn't that she give him xanax. It wasn't that she didn't. It's that she gave him xanax and then didn't. Don't take an addict's xanax away!

[kimmarie801]

the chimp never had any drugs

[averitas]

Jackie's story.... ROFL!

[illuminationhighrock]

I don't know what that old man just said but I don't want him to ever stop talking.

[doobiesmoke15]

Mae Noell(famed

carnival Impresario) once related how her husband once went into the

cage of a recalcitrant preforming chimp to beat it into submission

with a thick leather strap. The chimp ended up taking the strap away

from the man and gave him the whipping of a lifetime!

[doinblow]

Goat stories.

[bigblockboi]

jackie sounds just like my grandpa

[smoothbrother69]

it is not a monkey it is an ape people.

[stopularno]

semantics

[AbecedariusRex]

"Monkey ain't got no problems - I got problems!!! like my addiction to Zanax." Bwahahaha

[Huffnhustle]

Not to fret too much longer for the pet monkeys as it seem Pelosi and gang will soon present legislation to the Prez to emancipate the animals. Does this pose a problem for the Executive who seeks to follow in Lincoln's footsteps?

[gabe0083]

funny as hell

but actually made a lot of good points

[1weirdgurl]

Good Lord Almighty...hahaha, love u Jackie!

[WhiteTiger333]

I knew better than to let the goats in the damn house... :D Love these guys!

[vietnameravet]

goat you can just kick in the side and he go on about his business, but a chimpanzee's crazy as hell! Love it!

[bestieverhad112]

i love y'all<3.

[O4archer]

Well, they'll be funny next election anyways.

[mjohnst]

What about Hawkeye and Blake? And I wonder what a goat's gotta do to be called Klinger?

[jloiterer]

You guys look so hot in HD I got a boner. (actually the video hasn't started yet)

[MikeSkullman]

Jackie knows what he's talking about with animals.

[drhook77]

Funny as alway`s guys. Even though your in California, your still TN. dudes. Love ya , as alway`s.

p.s. why are people talking about obama?

This has nothing to do with politics.

[xOLDxCOWBOYx]

i couldn't hear jackie. his goat bit off my ear.

[bender183]

hah

[banjofarmer]

what did Jackie say i dont speack old man

[007ObiWan]

The owner slept and took baths with the chimp that had the white trash name of Travis. Good thing the lady is too old to get pregnant.

[doobiesmoke15]

Was the woman doing "it" with the ape?

[barthunt1]

Damn, chimp was eating steak and lobster tails too!!!  WTF!!!

[fullglottalstop]

The chimp never got its anti-anxiety meds, and the owner let it drink wine, FFS!

[bsl103158]

hmmm...seems to me that an awful lot of "half-wits" definitely DID vote for BO... after all,it's exactly how he slithered into Washington.....

[FPVsean]

NASCAR!

[utubefavorsdems]

I'm so glad that I didn't vote for Obama. I wouldn't have voted for him even if I was a democrat! Barack Hussein Obama isn't a name that stands proper for serving the United States Of America.

[greenmean1]

I'm so glad you didn't vote for President Obama too,because any mentally retarded halfwit's vote would diminish the office importance, ya Follow, utubefavorsdems?

[greenmean1]

Hush? are you queer?

[thinkpad20]

Congratulations; your prejudice inspires us all.

[utubefavorsdems]

Thanks. :)

[redradiodog]

You Republicans like to condem Obama while pretending the last eight years didn't happen. He sure as hell can't do as bad as Dumbya did.

[utubefavorsdems]

Don't be too sure about that!

[bender183]

this is satire ....fyi

[dickravis]

"i'm like 'yes, go on...' "

[terrorbite]

Loved Jackie's goat story.

[bender183]

"smoke a cigarette ride a charlie car" rofl

[knibbles1882]

I could listen to Jackie talk about his goats all day.

[maskedmillionaire]

all jackie's goats were named after mash characters. that's pretty funny.

[blastingcaps]

dunlap at fifty seconds is classic.

[markmarshall39]

sabot slug would have taken care of him!!!

[Linkster2o]

Chimps are pretty damn strong

[dale1966gto]

That chimp ripped the outside rearview mirror off with one swipe! That chimp was so strong and wired up that a few slugs in the chest didn't take him down. He retreated back inside to his cage until he collapsed.

Remember, the lady who owned hime stabbed him several times trying to get him off her friend. She then took a shovel and hit him on top of the head. All it did was make him mad. Then he came after the owner, chasing her inside a car. Then she called 911. The cops really had no choice.

[BillyBughead]

What's scary is the cops went back to their cars to get away from the chimp, so the chimp walks up to one of the cars and reaches over to the handle and opens the car door. That's when they shot it. Damn thing didn't even need an opposable thumb to open the door. Imagine if it had grabbed one of the cops' guns. Woulda looked like the first 15 minutes of Lawnmower Man...

[madebutante]

if they hadn't shot him he would have driven away in that car.

[BillyBughead]

damn that would actually make a good movie plot.

[madebutante]

sorry..i quit reading king. and new movies...what is the 1st 15 minutes of the lawnmower man...or do i want to know...i'm hitchcocked out..! and thru w/ macabre for a day or so!

[BillyBughead]

a chimp is given experimental drugs and a cybernetic implant to increase it's intelligence, so it breaks out of the lab, steals the guard 's gun, and goes on a rampage as it tries to avoid capture.

[averitas]

Almost sounds like the book Watchers.

Mil exper. on a dog and a gorilla, put chips in them, send the dog to a war front to lead the man killer to the enemy. Problem, they escaped from the lab.

Excellent book. The movie sucked though.

[MartinGist]

I loved that book! Hadn't thought of it in years, thanks for the reminder. Movie did suck.

[churchofbabylon]

look up crowley

[crustyjeep]

if you rip somebody's face off you got to pay the fiddler!

[gunloc26]

Is this video about Obama or that other monkey in the news???

[jjaaee]

LOL

[SysAdmin537736]

Best damn channel on youtube!!!

monkeys is crazy as hell we need to put them in their place before the world is ruled by those damn dirty apes !!

[jx14aby]

listen to the 911 tape. if it wasn't so horrible it would be funny as hell.

[pubertz]

And yet the trollop is relegated to running Alaska. Too bad, so sad. Perhaps she can spend some time helping raise her bastard grandchild now. Just kidding!

[pubertz]

Goat Boy!

I like the chimp picture in the background, between Jackie and Dunlop. Ruthless Chimp. Clueless too!

[SaginawGS]

And yet immensely more qualified to run this nation than the current idiot in chief!

[redradiodog]

Bush isn't idiot in chief anymore.

[xXIxIxIixixixIxIxIXx]

Obama is now...

[cabreo1]

a doped up monkey . . .

[xXxBAMthisisme123xXx]

haha you guys are hilarious :) keep making videos! :)

[ConalCochran]

A goat named Rizzo. Yes:)

Hilarious, as always, guys!

[sparks277]

I've heard nothing of this face ripping chimp. Sounds pretty crazy.

[obermeier21]

Some geese attcked me when I was a kid. Those birds are some mean bastards.

[kacpt]

I had a weird geese attack experience too when I was younger. Huh.

[nocklebym]

Dunlap doesn't like goats.

[hahayouarefunny]

poor woman, though. that's sad.

[hahayouarefunny]

haha, best chimp name ever.

ps -- please link to your stories in the description

[chrisbutz26]

you guys are great!!! keep it up

[MockStoneLLC]

ITS TRUE! they are evil liberals! anderson cooper what kind of 'neck are you?!

[phineastbuster]

These 2 old goats need to watch the Colbert Report and steel some of his jokes. There is nothing funnier than "country gentlemen" telling political jokes.

[Chick6517]

wow i didnt know about this it is very interesting you see this is one of the reasons why i like you tube its such a great learning tool.

[xWhiteAmericanDevilx]

Haha, I could listen to Jackie talk for hours

[Coldheart3000007]

ahahahahaha

just keep watching dunlaps eyes go around as jackie keeps talking

ahahahahahaha

[darrellmellissa]

Where is Obama going to get another to write the next stimulist bill?

[crimsonlung]

what in the fuck did I just watch?

[123nick1]

redstate update lol

[poeticbarbie]

I hear you pal. I have no idea.

[mlang52]

Giving that chimp Xanax, was really a crazy thing to do! Xanax could actually cause the monkey to go off! It can cause the opposite effect in old people, in the same manner. Just the opposite it is supposed to! Instead of sedation he is hopped up like he is on speed! Nothing like a crazy monkey! Travis is a fine example of what could have happened!

[alphanumeric1971]

I have no idea what the hell I just watched...

[batesm]

*blank stare*

[Eisenmond]

I can't believe you didnt mention the fact that the lady said to the reporter "I cook for him, I clean for him, we sleep together..."

Long, silent pause... what the hell did she mean by that? She treated the monkey like a husband, and then admits to "sleeping with it"...

Jackie - at least you had the sense not to sleep with those goats... right???

[CrocodileAvoider]

O.J. Simpson is a monkey, and he got off for ripping of his wife's face, and cutting the guts out of a waiter. Too bad about Travis, though. Maybe the woman was just too ugly to live. Chimps know these things.

[seethosetrees]

Travis is a pretty good name for a monkey- yep.

[livingroomcinema]

That goat story was straight up Jackie. Well done.

[gainfactor]

How long has Jackie been so shy? lol

[nothankyoumam]

I love those goat stories, Jackie.

[BrianJunglist]

lolololol!!@ sad tho, people shouldnt put pants on wild animals........ there bound to rip your face off....

[wildcardalan]

Dunlap watches Anderson Cooper?!? It only means that Dunlap is one of six people who watch CNN.

[redneckstaggs1988]

Chimpanzees are mean!  LOL

[jstrunck]

You Guys gotta stop! You're killin' me!

Can't Stop Laughin!

John

[sunryse1]

Only Jackie would name his goats after MASH characters.

FUNNY STUFF!

[amack2015]

learn to take that cigarette to your lungs.

[DragonBallZbot]

8008135!!!!

[snakex3]

LOL...you guys rule!

[rezzertr]

Lmao

[huttwigley]

Jackie musta named his goats after characters from MASH...

[kahnicles]

best episode in months

[bertly71]

What would Darwin say?

[Nexus974]

He would say "I was right"

[bertly71]

Agreed.

[PS3GaMeRvIdS123]

LoLz

[ThrobertMcGee]

The coffee-spit moment for me was "monkeys using calculators to spell BOOBIES."

Gay-marry me, Dunlap!

[cupchange]

Hoolihan and Travis are the best fucking names for animals.

[BustaMonkey1234]

u guys are awesome!!!

[grnxlt]

hunnicutt was a liberal goat

[uyd]

I LMAO<LOL<HHHHAAAAAHAAAA!!!

[CYLONEJACK]

monkey on the lamb!

[FresnoCA93727]

LoL You two guys are great!

[LegionTroll]

Chimpanzees belong in the zoo

[jwoodswce]

Nice to have all the goats named after characters on M*A*S*H.

I hope Jackie's swine have names from the A-Team.

[usnationalist]

haha, I loved it. Jackies Right, Travis is a great name for an attack monkey. Its like a sliver lining of sorts. I mean... imagine if that ape was named Johnathan? There is nothing redeeming about the name Johnathan. Nothing.

[dollaresque]

craziness...

[philblunt420]

That chimp peeled the womans face like a banana

[abolof]

what? nothing about the cartoon ruckus? they are saying "they will have to get somebody else to write the next stimulus bill"! how dare they insult the one! behead the infidels!

[UndergroundAmericans]

here that story from savage about the bum and monkey?

[sodie77]

3rd

[cryan71]

First

[SeanaldMcDonald90]

nope

[StephStance]

LMAO...y'all are crazy funny!