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  • thats a heart of a mother....

  • So LANKY! i laughed!

  • that thing would be scary as shit to be chased by

  • Fly swatted

  • get ur ass back here bitch i will stomp ur ass

  • I'll never look at a giraffe the same way again.

  • title should say "giraffe mom doesn't like seeing it's baby being eaten so it tries to stomp lions"

  • LMFAOOO "chicken lions" xD

  • A giraffe kick can take a lions head off. They may look awkward, but Lions don't mess with them unless they're starving to death nearly, or there's a baby giraffe involved, and even then if there's another option they usually take that, since getting injured can mean the end of your life, even if the injury itself isn't life threatening. And a giraffe's legs are not going to snap in two like a twig, as several folks seemed to think. That's as likely as a horses leg's snapping like that.

  • That giraffe is lucky that it wasn't a honey badger.

  • I found this video by typing in the title's EXACT wording.

  • god in heaven send us brain? lmfao

  • @ChillTrickshotters Giraffes are animal you stupid... you call them pussys like they are humans, god in heaven send us brain

  • @dhsjango I'd have to agree

  • This is kind of hilarious to watch...

  • giraffes are big pussys all they can do is flair there arms and hope the dont get there little legs broken

  • BEAT THEIR ASSES!!! lol

  • esta salvando a su cria :( o lo que queda ..

  • i love the dance moves

  • chuck norris in action

  • I saw this on nat-geo, the dumbass giraffe tried to stomp the lioness and killed her baby instead lol

  • This is what happens when you shoplift at toys r us

  • Chicken lions my ass!! Those lions had just killed the giraffe's calf (which can be seen being dragged around by the lions) In fact the giraffe inadvertently stomped the calf killing it and making the lions' work much easier!

  • WWGP! Giraffe power! Giraffe power! Giraffe power!

  • the giraffe was trying to protect its baby that the lions had killed, you see the baby giraffes leg move when the mother accidentally kicks it with her foot, its not a dead lion, watch it again and look at the leg that comes up in the air its way to long to be a lions leg.

  • Could you imagine something kicking 3 times as hard as a fucking horse? Good, then imagine the bozos in here calling the lions "chickens." I call them SMART!

  • haha scaredy cat lions

  • WHOU! o.O

  • fuck off!

  • Giraffes are known to decapitate a lion's head with one kick.

    

  • I felt the ground shake! That's some hardcore stomping right there.

  • Giraffes are like 2500 pounds and up. If they stomped on anything, it'll be dead.

  • YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBAHOOD MOFUKKA

  • Man, i love it when the pride gets owned...

  • @SerJahPhoto Lions killed giraffes way more times than this. As I see it, Lions multiple points and giraffe 0 points.

  • @SerJahPhoto i love it wen the giraffes get owend its funner to wach

  • @Girlygirl9571 did you mean funnier? Cuz that's a strange sense of humor...

  • this video is bad and you should feel bad

  • WASTE OF TIME, NOT THE TITLE VIDEO

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  • honey badger just don't give a shit and sadly niether do i because this video and its title don't make any sense i have wasted my time.....

  • Yet another misleading title on Youtube.

  • this title sucks

  • wildcatskitten1 is a dumb ass

  • @RoSs3897 I agree...

  • BEST.DRUMMER.EVER

  • and irish dancing was born

  • anyone else hear the can-can in their minds when it starts going?

  • this is what i got when i searched: Curb stomp.....

  • The title is annoying to read...

  • @SparkSpiritBlue yeah i would of liked the video if it was not for that dumbass title

  • @STATiSofVITALETHICS Cry what.

  • ULTIMATE PUNCH

  • STOMP EM IN THE NUTS.

  • Its like all of a sudden the girrafe falls over because his kicken leg broke in half.

  • epic bitchslapp

  • 0:03 Giraffe"is it dead "sniffs" ugh its dead PEACE

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  • animal version of chuck norris

  • Only the strongest survives...

  • aww i feel so bad

  • @jattstud you mean kick boxing (x

  • I guess this giraffe is a black belt in karate kicking

  • now i know what a berserking giraffe looks like

  • it's montey and alex fighting!

  • I love how the giraffe kills it's own kid in the process (y)

  • @Tibleame no it didnt you idiot the lions had got it n she was keeping them from eatting it!

  • tactical giraffe incoming...

    man she should get commando pro

  • How the fuck did i get from my favourite band to this.. o.O

  • Giraffe is not someone to mess around with... those kicks can literally decapitate a lion. fact.

  • Too bad it was too coward when they were killing it's baby. Too late Ms Giraffe. Wanted to see a lion die though. Disappointed.

  • wow, the lions were just chillin, and the giraffe is like GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOOD

  • @MegamaXX500 Dude, they killed it's baby...

  • @Bosstastical oh, well in that case, they had it comin

  • kick their ass giraffe

  • Did anyone else notice that the lions killed the baby giraffe and were trying to take it?

  • Bitch please this should be called "Giraffe ruins dinner time for lions and instead of killing his ass they decide to take their food and leave."

  • anyone else notice the lions are dragging the body of the giraffe's offspring? Lol

  • YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!

  • Alex gave Melman the wrong medication.

  • Curb stompin

  • melman gets revenge on alex madagasincar

  • thought it was gona be happy but what you guys didn't notice is the poor dead baby giraffe that the lions were trying to drag off at the end that the mom was trying to defend.

  • @GhillieSteve ; O;

  • chuck norris of the animal kingdom!

  • lol looks like its tap dancing

  • Girafarig used stomp

  • Good For You, Good For You

  • Shaq vs Kobe

  • No kittie that's my pot pie!

  • Chuck Norris uppercut a horse, then the giraffe was made..

  • Dude Giraffes rule.

  • very beautiful giraffe

  • YEAH! SAVED ITS BABY!

  • GO KILLA GIRAFFIC

  • a friendly game of wack-a-mole

  • that giraffes freaking legs were so wonky looking while he was kicking them. i was expecting one of them to just snap.

  • this music is a little ridiculous

  • more like chicken of the jungle, MAN UP YOU GIRLIE LIONS

  • @BillyBobTS Well they ARE girl lions xD

    duh dum tss!

  • @Allsoproductions allegorical statement

  • So Giraffes are king of the jungle now.

  • i was hopping the lion would win wanted to see that big thing go down

  • @benjiman6676 Sorry, your "brave" lions got their asses kicked. Did you know their hunting rate is worse than hyenas? The lulz @ the King of the Jungle

  • The giraffe is the apex predator.

  • BEASTED

  • king of the jungle my ass

  • Who else has rough sex to this kind of music?

  • Roud house!

  • fuck idk how i got from hockey fights to this

  • I think that baby giraffe she was protecting was JUST born. Thats why they went after it. And thats why it wasnt moving.

  • Poor lions :(

  • must have been matin season and this bull is ragin

  • @Bloodmonkey1966 Then it suddenly zooms in and shows the Giraffe wearing Adidas Sneakers

  • I think the giraffe is defending something on the ground that the lions are trying to eat... maybe they killed its baby :(

  • @L33Trogue Yer i thought that too...

    but by the looks of it, at 0:26 the lion is dragging a small giraffe and then the adult giraffe stopped on the little giraffe like twice cuz you see its legs fly up every time the giraffe stomps

  • hoooooooooooooooow fucking scared would you be?

  • i think the giraffle is saying BEAT IT THIS IS MY TERRIOTORY

  • Kick their asses Toys-R-Us!

  • @dogg2727 lmfaoooo

  • @dogg2727

    his name is Jeffery

  • lions are fucking wonderful.

  • Are they lions or lioness 

  • @MrFanzzzz The proper plural of lioness is lionesses.

  • that’s a vicious stomp right there.

  • i think that that thing that was lying there dead was her baby

  • @xxAylienn it is and its not dead. look around 0:32 watch its legs

  • Find ass video

  • the girafe is like hey guy look at my new shoes.... why you all runing..... something i said?

  • Everyday im hustling

  • The lions r pussies!! (Pun intended)

  • @RoundDounts they are not vaginas XD

  • saw the rest on worldstarhiphop a while back...it was a noble effort and a kickass display but he still loses

  • DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

  • I guess those lions were... *puts on sunglasses* just a bunch of pussies.

    YEEEAAAAHH!!!

  • @cavemantiger is that the new weak soon-to-be-overused youtube comment? Ive been hearing it a lot lately. What happened to "chuck norris is that giraffe" or something? Or is that sooo last week?

  • @maarc3D meh, wanted to try it out. u jelly that i beat you to it? poor muffin.

  • @cavemantiger well you tried it. So FUCK OFF.

  • @maarc3D wow, who pissed in your bitchflakes this morning? You want a tampon with that?

  • @cavemantiger *puts on sunglasses* Get fucked.

  • @maarc3D my my... i guess you could say maarc3D is getting... *puts on sunglasses* catty.

    YEEEAAAHHH!!!!!

  • @cavemantiger hahahaha I see you use that lame line everywhere queer

  • @WildCatsKitten1 So obsessed with me. What do you want, sex? I don't breed with trolls, you'll have to get horny after someone else. Poor thing. You say queer a lot, you must have many queer thoughts. It's okay to be gay you know, you don't have to hide it from us. :)

  • @cavemantiger deary hahahaha only a queer would say that

  • @WildCatsKitten1 Yup, obsession hurts, doesn't it little one? I may not be in love with you as you are with me, but don't worry, you'll find the right man someday.

  • @cavemantiger hahahaha thats all you got? no originality queer

  • @WildCatsKitten1 Says the poor little boy who's only vocabulary is the word "queer." says a lot about you. I have some great plans for when you come out of the closet. We can go shopping, do makeovers, you'll be FAAABULOUS!

  • PUBLIC NOTICE CAVEMAN TIGER IS A GAY MALE WHO PRETENDS TO BE A GIRL TO TALK TO GUYS. DO NOT BE FOOLED.

  • @WildCatsKitten1 I'm sure we're all very convinced kitten. Watch out guys, hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

  • @cavemantiger haha dont try to lie now after you sent me that pm saying youre a guy and you want to suck my cock

  • @WildCatsKitten1 You really do want me. Jeez, that's sad man. HAHAHA really sad.

    You can't lie... you pm'ed me back and begged for it. lol

  • @cavemantiger hahahaha nice try. why did I say it first then?

  • @WildCatsKitten1 because you think people on youtube are stupid enough to think that such an event would occur, and even more stupid if you think "saying it first" makes it a fact. Look, guy, I'm ok with you if you're gay. Being open about it makes you a strong person. But if you feel threatened or embarrassed there are healthier ways of dealing with it than trying to convince the internet that someone else is gay. Ok, kitten?

  • @cavemantiger

    PWNED AND EXPOSED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @WildCatsKitten1 Goodnight kitten. If you want to talk to someone about your insecurities, I'm sure a friend or parent would be glad to help you figure life out.

  • @cavemantiger is that how you find out if guys are gay when youre trolling for queers? hahahaha

  • @WildCatsKitten1 Again, if your insecurities are driving you to act like this, talk to someone who cares for you. They will understand.

  • Nature is wild.

  • Giraffes are goofier looking than their cartoon counterparts.

  • Kicking ass with 7 vertebra.

  • thatt fuckin lion killed tha giraffes kid

  • 129 lions wached this ))

  • GIRAFFE ANGRY!!!

    GIRAFFE SMASH!!!

  • that's kind of sad.  =.-I