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  • thunder gun better then ray gun

  • cunt flap.

  • dislike bars the size of jbs dik

  • @1234me2able he dont have one!

  • @GuNzAssassin lol

  • b is easiy to plant if you have a napalm in ur pocket

  • ure vids are realy cool:)

  • hey sam you should really put up a better link for the intro music, i cant find it on their page

    Thumbs up plz so he sees it!

  • @schmitzization The song is called map attack :)

  • in domination I think you should rush up the middle chuck a semtex and pick anyone off that run up like you. once youve done that run to the left and flank them down.

  • CLICK ON ME FOR RWJ FIRST VIDEO

  • me love that intro soo much!!

  • 2:29 xDDDDD fail

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

  • hehe, cracked.

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

  • Thats funny, when i played with sam on ps3 he was 15th prestige and had hacked it ;S. Thumbs up so everyone can see this.

  • @MrWillmullen1 STFU your such a stupid no life nerd trying to get thumbs up

  • @OldChikity oh fuck off was just a joke ._.

  • Silly ad, i dont live in America

  • they either die or get killed ..... theres something wrong here isn't there?

  • i like the youtube layout.

  • 1: hold your breath

    2: Go to another vid

    3:Post this comment

    4:If your still holding your breath that means ur pc isnt slow

  • HEYY NEW YOUTUBE LAYOUT!

    ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐

  • 1) Hold your breath.

    2) Copy all of these steps.

    3) Go to two other video.

    4) Paste it in the comments.

    If you can do all of this you own attack dogs

  • @GamingAllTheWay1 i own attack dogs.

  • CHANGE THE HOMEPAGE BACK

    WE DON'T WANT OUR SUBSCRIPTIONS ALL IN A HUGE TOWER, WE WANT THEM IN ONE BOX THAT YOU CAN SEE WITH A GLANCE

    WE WANT TO SEE AT A GLANCE HOW MANY COMMENTS AND MESSAGES WE HAVE RECEIVED ON THE HOMEPAGE

    COPY AND PASTE THIS, SPAM IT EVERY WHERE UNTIL YOUTUBE STOPS TAKING FUNCTIONALITY AWAY FROM IT'S USERS

    SPAM THE YOUTUBE HELP FORUM AS WELL

  • fake and gay

  • I notice how you're always killing that Stzve guy for first blood, so you should show us that first kill cam using multiplayer not a fake private match to show just how good your technique is.

  • for some reason everytime cracked komes up i get raped  i dont no y but i always play terrible on dat map

  • So there was this CRISIS in my hometown of VILLA. TheHANOI district was gonna be used as a NUKETOWN. The LAUNCH would be in 3 hours and the RADIATION would kill us. So i went to the neighboring town of GRID and saw an ARRAY of hot blonde chicks. After an hour i CRACKED one of them and we went to the SUMMIT of Mt HAVANA. She told me to put my WMD in her but even though it was JUNGLE down there it was awesome and my FIRING RANGE increased by 5 inches. A new record!

  • @darkstuntman no, Array

  • cracked is an awsome map buth its to bigggg

  • when i see your vids, i have to buy cod

  • 1551155115511551 is the secret number. =)

  • @YowietheBear Yeah, they type that in when planting the bomb. I noticed :)

  • cracked is a fun ass map. Love it.

  • Cracked is by far the worst map in this game.. truly awful

  • @deadman81

    no, hanoi

  • @deadman81 all based on opinions, but it is my second least loved map, the first being radiation

  • @deadman81 Jungle, Array and Havana are the worst maps.. Cracked is pretty good in my opinion..

  • @ZeppelinBigFan cool cool.. we all have our own opinions.. I actually like those maps you dont..

  • 1) Hold your breath.

    2) Copy all of these steps.

    3) Go to two other videos.

    4) Paste it in the comments.

  • intro music is a little loud. =/

  • @MrMrBobSaget turn the volume down then? :)

  • @Erooo1207 The intro volume is too loud in comparison to the vocal/commentary volume. It just seems like it would flow better if they were more equal. Blaring my ears out, then hearing th dude whisper is... =/ but yeah, I can change it. =] It was only meant as creative criticism =]

  • What is the name of the beginning song??

  • Please CHECK out my channel!

  • pause any youtube video at 0:00

    press and hold the left arrow key

    then press the up arrow key

    have fun playing snake :D

    like this if it worked!!!

  • @MrGinoboy how man how? :D :D

  • @MrGinoboy Piss off. Its old now, stop trying to be a thumbs up whore.

  • Nice Map Attack, this will come in handy today. I've found that the G11, Famas and the MP5k to be ideal weapons for this map.

  • 96 COD points :D

  • intro gives me orgasms till this day

  • Sexy ----> /watch?v=OLr6yY1F3RI

  • How about dual commentary wit TmarTn??????

  • Yeah SAM5000 For Premier Director

  • 1:49, strange running (enemy)?

  • whats up with him and the makarov???........ just wondering

  • Sam5000 goes freerunning.

  • Ah, the beautiful intro.

  • machinima needs to get their heads out of their asses!

  • intro for mw2 seemed better.

  • Cracked kinda reminds me of Havana from MW2, inconsistant air support, lots of buildings, kind of symetrical =]

  • @jonni97 Havana from MW2? lol, u prolly mean favela

  • @ATFCJOSH fuck you troll.

  • The intro makes me jizz in my pants

  • ken burton sucks all hail powerman5000

  • 96 CoD Points!!!

    EWWWHHH!

  • 13 people couldnt masturbate to the intro music because their dicks are to small

  • episodes 2 and 3 are the best ones so far

  • @UCunningRunt The episodes are up, asshole. Don't disrespect Machinima

  • @ashish612 LMFAO dont disrespect machima are u having a laugh im not even subbed i did this comment like 5 months ago u bellend fucking 12 year olds

  • @UCunningRunt All I am saying is the episodes are up. Machinima didn't screw up. Why the hate then. I was 12 but now I am 13

  • Someone marked the CSI one liner comment as spam? KILL HIM!

  • WHERE ARE EPISODE'S 2 AND 3 MACHINIMA???

  • good video

  • The first clip is me (SadPandaHugz) and my 2 friends. Fun night lol, great vids man.

  • the 13 people that dislike it were the ppl who rage quit and was killed by sams gunner :)

  • @Xolintoz shut up

  • Lol nearly 1000 likes and only 13 dislikes :D

  • @ jakethepartyboy : Hell yeah. We don´t need fair play. Put the Noobtube + OMA out and get rolling....ofc -.-'

  • JX23 or SAM5000 for premiere director thumbs up if you agree

  • oh dear, thats me and my friends at the start of the video

  • Ahh fuck thats me and my friends at the start of this game ^^ im shadowboy101...

  • I go spy plane rolling thunder dogs on cracked but hate it for team deathmatch bcuz imo opinion it has the worst spawns in the game for tdm and i always die from behind within 3 seconds of spawning

  • what happened to secret spots??

  • @DrBA3R treyarch decided not to include any. well, if there is any, they are on very few maps in very crappy places

  • @DrBA3R thats useful tips now

  • @DrBA3R there is no secret spots... guess trayarch didnt like'em :(

  • @DrBA3R dumbass useful tips are secret spots

  • that intro is just too FUCKING AMAZING!

  • machinima, this is extremely disappointing sam5000 obviously puts plenty of effort into these map attack episodes and the publishing is not up to par with the rest of the directors! FIX IT! THESE VIDS ARE AWESOME!

  • hgetyfu,mnbgfwARTFYMNGE....sor­ry. I was wiping the jizz off my keyboard

  • i got a multikill spawn grenade.still have it on my file share, and i play on xbox, if you wana see it pm me or something

  • i hate butt cracked that map sucks balls to many campers

  • if you have 6 people rush straight to b in dom, the enemy usually cant take all of them, and the flag will be taken quickly. also, the truck on the c flag is a good spot to snipe for first blood and to cover the b flag.

  • "6th episode of series 2 map attack. This time for Black Ops. Be sure to let me know what you think of Launch and if you enjoy the video, be sure to rate the video!"--Machinma fails again

  • What gun is he using at 2:15??

  • @SuccessfullyBad stoner63

  • @SuccessfullyBad Stoner63 with red dot

    

  • I'm surprised this vid doesn't have more views Sam

    Help me reach 60 subs today? <3

    Party hard in 2011 everyone :) <333

  • Where the hell is 2 and 3

  • They actually got the Title Right this time.

  • i could just repeatadly listion to the intro :P

    ^^ sorry for any spelling mistakes im still celebrating new years :)

  • nice video

    

  • oh i love the intro

  • Good job, Machinima, you got the map right this time!

    :P

  • sickkkkk introoo

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  • @TipzNTrikz stfu

  • the best intro ever

  • sam5000 needs to be a machinima premiere director ken burton has lost his flare

  • @theelectronicalman he never had flare

  • @theelectronicalman when did he have 'flare'?

  • @theelectronicalman

    ...or just give SAM5000 his position in Machinima Respawn and just keep Ken Burton in the premier director spot. Although I do still like Ken Burton's videos.

  • @theelectronicalman Ken burton was always boring.

  • @theelectronicalman cant lose what something you never had

  • @theelectronicalman ken burton had flare?

  • @DiscoIsMighty CHANGE THE HOMEPAGE BACK

    WE DON'T WANT OUR SUBSCRIPTIONS ALL IN A HUGE TOWER, WE WANT THEM IN ONE BOX THAT YOU CAN SEE WITH A GLANCE

    WE WANT TO SEE AT A GLANCE HOW MANY COMMENTS AND MESSAGES WE HAVE RECEIVED ON THE HOMEPAGE

    COPY AND PASTE THIS, SPAM IT EVERY WHERE UNTIL YOUTUBE STOPS TAKING FUNCTIONALITY AWAY FROM IT'S USERS

    SPAM THE YOUTUBE HELP FORUM AS WELL

  • @theelectronicalman no one ever liked ken burton he got lucky or sucked machinima for the premier directer

  • @theelectronicalman Ken Burton never had flare haha

  • @theelectronicalman Its because we all realise ken still sucks and weve become better and moved on

  • @theelectronicalman And Sam is a good player unlike Ken Burton. 

  • @theelectronicalman Ken Burton never had flare lol

  • @theelectronicalman he never had flare

  • @theelectronicalman loool i ken sooo much

  • 1,4,5,6,2,3 yep that's the right order!

  • im a noob so your kinda like god

  • Did they just skip ep 2 and 3 ?

  • WHERE IS EPISODE 2 AND 3 MACHINIMA???

  • @iRocky0228 they are sam5000's channel

  • @iRocky0228 sam5000 will post them on his channel

  • 96 Cod points#

  • kiss my famasshole

  • i must admit i do love the intro music <3

  • One other first blood is right off the start tomahawk cross the map over B to the other spawn.

  • is that the FN FAL at 2:20 ?

  • @RafaelDayLaGhetto no its the stoner 63

  • just got halo reach and i can proudly say that i like it way better then cod which ive been playing for 3 years

  • When does Emblem Extravaganza Episode 12 come out?

  • Nazi at 2:19

  • @BloodlessBlock wtf are u talking about

  • where the hell is part 2 and 3?

  • I watch Tmartn so i know all the secret spots :'(

  • omg love hte into

  • people call a 9killstreak a nice streak on black ops now... :( on mw2 that wud be 15+streak to be even considered to be a nice streak.... fuck u treyarch

  • @MrDuckKiller52 in mw2 is even a 20 killstreak easy as hell

  • what does hardend and steady aim pro do?

  • without fail, every time i watch any video in this series, i dance involuntarily to the intro. Anyone else?

  • Sam, you should just post Episodes 2 and 3 on your channel, they've obviously lost those 2 episodes somehow.