How I Met Tex

[ProtagonistNonTheist]

Does water really filter out some of the THC?

[BronzeFlames]

I've seen this several times over the years... and you still just made me spit out my Fresca. Ass.

-Bekah

[Flyborg]

Very interesting video.. but.. someone explain this "Tex" meme or I will strangle a kitten. Urban Dictionary doesn't explain it, and therefore I can only assume that the joke is that there is no joke. Unless there is one.

[ClaudiaSwann]

@Flyborg Try encyclopedia dramatica.

[whenevero]

anyone meet god on salvia

[ClaudiaSwann]

@whenevero I only met the floor.

[ClaudiaSwann]

I adore your story telling.

[frigginyates]

This was the video that got me hooked, hope you come back and continue.

[Andy0Bubbles1]

tex?

[kakashi341girl]

You have veary AWSOME videos lol

[alka5eltzer]

I wanted the story to keep going... Brilliant :-)

[Wierdoinc]

You remind me of Serj Tankian

[crkengr]

hahaha <3

[cosmicterror]

So are you saying that the odds are if you meet a person named Tex that they will be somewhat interesting?lol

[GodlessHippie]

no one rate this! it has the perfect amount of rates...420

[teepeeth]

NOO its GOOONEEE!!!!! :(

[pancakeparade]

haha your amazing

[GreyAutumn]

Textastic. Have'nt meat the Text yet but i hope i will :P soooomeedaaaay! (tenor voice)

[pearlthirteen]

And yet, everyday, I learn something new.

[Tanfeliz]

You are VFC (very fucken cute) and I wish you would take out the nose ring and shave. That would be dastardly hot.

[frigginyates]

still one of my favorite

[MrHollick]

OMG that was fantastic!!

[RiddleSpider]

Awesome! 4 thumbs up (lordtempist and I are watching together) oh, and the cats liked it too. they smoke *air quotes* catnip *air quotes*

[mmr11027]

Very informative. Too bad I don't smoke "tobacco" anymore.

[flyDEVIL]

I hope someday I get to meet Tex.

PS: I love this video!

[shazam15]

tex?

[fehquig]

I never did get to meet Tex...

[TheZeaf]

@fehquig who is tex?

[fehquig]

@TheZeaf You should be asking azrienoch, not me...

[spitfire8125]

... and once again I'm up much later than I really ought to be enjoying your videos. Keep up the good work!

[ratniksvjetlosti]

Awesome... I never actually subscribed but man... you really kick ass... :D

[bennybaby01]

this is my favorite of your videos. awesome.

[DonFuego1]

that was awsome

[aargreendaybillie]

what are these videos called how i met tex, g0at christophermast and roccigoivaniberrini all have some [people im subscribed to] i keep wonering, can someone help me out here?

[azrienoch]

It's just a meme I started.

[yellowfellow]

now that i know how you met tex

who is he?

[aargreendaybillie]

good question

[seangibat]

THC isn't water soluble

[dooglus]

THC is slightly water soluble.

[pcc4love]

@WoW~

he already has.. 2 actually

[Hippiefied1]

Jeff gawd I've tried and tried and ok so I'm an idiot I still don't know who Tex is and everyone has talked about Tex and it's bumming me out, I feel like an idiot!! I feel like I need an OK soda so that I can be OK with not being OK with not knowing who in the fuck Tex is :)

OK??

Peace,

Lisa

[pieseonerth]

I think there must have been a video challenging everyone to make up a story about how they met "tex," and name their video "how i met tex." Azrienoch is amazing, so he made his story different.

[azrienoch]

Actually, this was the video. In the description, I said, "I'm thinking everyone should tell their story of how they met Tex," and everyone did.

[big0shot0producer]

you are an excellent storyyeller and could probable make anything soung exciting!

what did tex do to get the money??

[blargh66]

god, you're hot

[yecallekim]

Have you ever seen SNL's "and you can hide your weed in it" skit with Rob Schneider? So Funny! Thats what this reminds me of!

[AlaskaWolf]

I'm kinda of a 'good girl' geek, honestly, and the thought of smoking (anything, let alone weed) makes me squirmy, and I certainly don't like the idea at all, but, I must say I love your storytelling, mate. It's fantastic.

[jaella08]

hahahaha, "i have some messy hairs!!"

you crack me up.

you sound a lot like adam from the mythbusters. on the discovery channel.

[yecallekim]

Haa haa, i never thought about that, he so does!

[BrainDe2d]

ROFLLMAO

[Rhinox04]

Wow... What a great story.

[Tones4me]

Azreincoch, thanks for making my day. So few people know how to tell a story in such a beautiful way. You certainly know how to turn a phrase and take us on a magic carpet ride with you.

[snowemerald]

ahhh "i have some messey hairs! messey hairs! fahck!"

[maryamtaheri]

nice story

[LostElephantInc]

this reminds me of the scene in reservoir dogs when Mr. Orange is practicing telling his story... not sure why

[letatouage]

i like "air quotes."

[omidramak]

gr8 video! but whats this how i met tex thing? why are all these people makin these things? theyr cool but why?

[OccamKant]

I am in awe of your storytelling ability, Az. 5*.

[TheLogicJunkie]

Do you deliver one speech on four different cameras, and then pick segments from the four camera recordings?

[EasyMac4Life]

That was actually funny. And pretty cool

[LordCrom]

Without a doubt, you are an extremely intelligent individual and now that you have been featured. I believe you are about to explode on the scene. You should honestly have more than 100k in subscribers and your own show.

[pimpjoosse]

Well now I gotta kno more about Tex... Spill it, Doc

[ohsoandi]

haha, the air quotes. you're amazing :)

[no1funkydiva]

Come hear how I met Tex. I hope you like it. =0)

[mcgrawHNIC]

fuckin funny dialogue/monologue

[ambervisions]

Great story! You are beautiful! Much love! Di:)

[desirlemonde]

You remind me of Hugh Laurie, except not acting (I hope). Brilliant.

[pimpjoosse]

Hell yeah! Like House ten years ago! Same voice and all

[jbg42]

Happy for you and Tex.

[morelshaman]

Love your honest appraisal of these said tobacco establishments and their odd equipment.

Innuendo is so post modern.

Bubble-up!

[Formica45]

Wow! White suburban innuendo stories of beating around the bush. Your just so cool. On the cutting edge of yesterday.

"I worked at a 'weed' store that wasn't a weed store."

Ohhh, What baaaalls!

[mdilip]

Fantastic Story!

[JadedChrysalis]

That was fuckin' great! I just subscribed.

[mconn2112]

The details of that story are very familiar to me. :P

[LeoHenry77]

More about TEX LETS HEAR IT!

[themarinebiologist]

Ahahaha great story!

[sec0f111]

i think you just practiced 'linguistic discrimination' against stoners

[shortaweekproject]

Great story. Well told.

[KamuiSeph]

Can anyone explain who the hell is tex >_>???

[NotQuiteGobShite]

"Can anyone explain who the hell is tex >_>???"

He's the man.

[KamuiSeph]

Yeah,that makes perfect freaking sense -_- Can anyone explain like a normal human being,instead of this "he's Tex;He's the man" bs?

Not everyone is familiar with weird youtube concepts -.-;

[azrienoch]

He's the man... guy?

[KamuiSeph]

Yeah.. that makes even more sense -.-' i give up...

[no1funkydiva]

HHmmmm...the imagination runs wild. Were you a pot peddler for Tex, or his sexy man-boy kyle? The mental picture is much mor kind to my brain when I think POT PEDDLER. Men in chaps never quite did it for me.

[LimpLoser]

I was walking down the street when i saw this dude spying on a childrens playground-he was masturbating vigourously-and that was how i met Tex.

[bwhahrhr]

I think you have a lot of airquote-dudes in your comments.

[vclamp]

with the recent $10/carton tax increase, people really are rolling their own cigarettes.

[MattieCooper]

That was great! You're hypnotic.

[mistaspot1]

Ah fuck now I have to subscribe.

[whypatcondellisntfun]

LOL.... You will be assimilated.

[eequalsfb]

Mmmmm...."tobacco".

[FiLTHyRiCHards]

Tex is sortof a legend now, thanks to you telling your experience meeting him. Kindof a cross between the Aristocrats joke and a Chuck Norris joke.

I met him a few years ago, I'm surprised to discover other people have met this great mysterious man as well.

[w0r1dpeace]

how the F did I miss this vid? your vids aren't hitting my front page!! GARRRRRRRR

awesome vid.

[ATLMicki]

Good one.

[mahyarmohaghegh]

how dare you call it drab smoke!!!!

its the most pleasent smoke of all ...smokes... out there

[Dozzer]

i don't this whole tex thing :|

[whypatcondellisntfun]

I met Tex in the UK. That guy gets around some.

[Dozzer]

Damn, i like your style. :| Very interesting ... *checks the rest of ur stuff* ).)

[kenrg]

Tex gets around, don't he?

[DaveTheJackal]

Amusing

[cunningprose]

You are an excellent story teller.

[PerishBrave]

who's tex? or what is the idea/concept of explaining who tex is? what is the secret behind it? i feel dumb asking...

[CadicusTheDamned]

Awesome story regardless of whether or not it's true.

[wpgpeanut]

This was the so funny.. awesome.. woo hooo... This never came on my sub list ARGH! Have fun on your trip.

and it is soo  gunna hurt!

[sillysillytom]

brilliant.

[nadiaTeeze]

I never break my glass. :D

[Katalyzt]

The look on your face when you say "Yes... yes I do." is priceless! Hahahahahahahaha! ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[Largo64]

Who woulda thunk it? A Texan that uses "tobacco" products!

[tadshackles]

C Mast sent me here. You are an intriguing speaker...

Mind if I sub?

[reflectionist]

Do it. He *REALLY* won't mind.

[zenguin13]

Tex was trying to establish normative language.

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

great concept man !! awesome job

[fraughtrun]

you tell a GREAT story!

[outragedpalmer]

i don't know why, but i love this dude. =)

[nerdfighter4]

Tex sounds like trouble.

[HumanTruth0000]

Great video. LMAO.

[Cadebenson]

holy crap that was hilarious

[iamcoolalot]

awesome.

[g0at]

OK Jeff, Repsonse posted.

[ChristopherMast]

How did YOU meet Tex?

[ChristopherMast]

How DID you meet Tex?!?

[hartnell114]

ahhh,tex no exist haha

[Katalyzt]

Heh

[scoutie111]

Soo enjoying these, Az. Talent, man, TALENT!

And...I miss you (*sigh*)...

[riversonthemoon]

Why has no one discovered the Bud Bomb? It hits hard but not harshly, due to the helix design within, and is extremely portable and discreet.

You can light it at a traffic light and continue smoking while on even the bumpiest road with no mess.

Bud Bomb.

[Rowdyeh]

The native Americans smoked tobacco through a wooden bowl, they'd obviously run out of green. Lol!

[captainfury2007]

This is a really cool idea.

[FanfareForFreaks]

I love ""tobacco""

[FanfareForFreaks]

I wanna meet Tex on one condition, if you tell me what you had to do for tht other money you made. lol

[LukaIsntLuka]

hmmm smoking tobacco out of a wooden bowl, don't think i've ever done that. i should look into it :-) thanks for the tip

[kingbrandor]

tex?

[another1shortdaymore]

dude! i wanna meet tex!

wooden bowls are the height of class.

[GwydionMapDon]

Dude, that's some funny shit. Funny shiiiiit, maaaan.

[303image]

I love you. Yes, give me some too...

[granjitsingh]

good story.

[JaktheAtheist]

High quality video as always Az.

[Mjhavok]

Can I meet Tex?

[tmafkap]

We had to do an intern for school, I did it in a shop that sells music instruments... my best friend did it in a shop that sold smoking instruments.

Maybe I'll make a video and tell how I met Tex. Or how I met that other Tex. Uh, why do I know so many "Texes"?

[pixelatedxdeath]

good story! i do air quotes a lot... you probably hate me... hahaha

[marniespeaks]

well done good story!

[GuyaRicanMC]

Damnit, why can't that kinda stuff happen to me? I like "tobacco" and I like $100 bills. Damn you AZ!

[StevenErnest]

semioTeXt?

[MassZombicide]

Who is Tex?

[tmafkap]

You don't know Tex? I thought everybody knows Tex...

[Blargaldalien]

I have never smoked,

tobacco products.

[AnethSvartalf]

ROFL Yeah, people do say allot of obvious and dumb things when it comes to smoking. lol

[anakin1814]

Lovin' the "air quotes." LOL

[kingbrandor]

I hate going in head shops , I get so paranoid lol.

[MeekServant]

That was Funny (doing hand quotes) when I say it.

[eyemran]

Where you heading to now Az?

[InReasonWeTrust]

I think I met you in Humboldt.

[pageboythehumanist]

I lol'd uncomfortably.

Thanks. :3

[MyPinkRainbow]

your funny

[CivilHuman]

Next time I go by a pipe I'm going to Do the hand quotes and say

"You have any tobacco pipes" lolz

[CivilHuman]

Awesome video!

Funny and Interesting, since you know I like to smoke El-Tobacco.

[goldengun85]

"I have messy hairs." Lol, great story...I might just try to give my experience with Tex also...

[mahyarmohaghegh]

LMFAO hahahhahah I love u man

Goddamn this was the best

[SpiritualAtheist]

Valuable stuff they don't teach you in school, but should.

Az, thank you for this public service

... and say hi to "Tex".

[palmtreez101]

Tex sounds like a nice guy

[plukethep]

good stuff

[mrcainguy]

where is Tex? I want free money.

[maksiiiskam2]

Oh, I don't think the following bills were free...

[PursuitOfReality]

Funny story

[madeye0]

"Do you mean 'weed'?" That made no sense. Other than that good vid. I prefer glass pipes though, because when they get all messed you can "clean" them and have free high.

[K4log]

I think I pissed myself.. Funny shit

[cozmikzen]

if you drink the bong water, you dont lose the THC

[gklr]

"if you drink the bong water, you dont lose the THC"

But everything else in your stomach may be history, including the bong water. I recommend if you try this to do it close to a toilet. Results are instant. It can result in a violent stomach convulsion that is quite memorable. A unique drug experience that I have no intention on revisiting. Projectile vomit. Nothing has been in my stomach for as short a period, and thankfully I was in the bathroom at the time. This was a well used bong.

[cozmikzen]

omg lol. you got to add sugar & kool-aid!!!

when i had my 1st apt. i had a plant, i named it robert. anyway, i watered it with bong water...it turned brown and died :(

[Censeo]

I love this!

[david1gr]

who is TEX ?

[Foslopac]

That's an awesome story.

And fuck the government.

[LimpLoser]

and so ends the story of how Azrienoch became a rent boy.

[reflectionist]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jeff, this is hilarious!

[proteanview]

A whole week? I'm suffering from withdrawal already. (Insert air quotes appropriately)

[antiflag177]

haha. I used to work at a head shop and people were such idiots sometimes.

[onlywhenprovoked]

is this how you began your torrid walk down male prostitute lane? lol. i kid, i kid.

but really, is it?