Snape's a bitch. He ruined Book 7.

[knails]

Hermione sleeps with Snape because she's failing potions. WEEEEEEE!!! ROflmao

[isingstuff123]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[CaptainCrane]

@haleyelise1011 GOD YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON. READ THE DESCRIPTION YOU RETARD.

[samaraholbrook]

Dude...Snape is my fave character. Which is why I delight in seeing him made fun of, lol. ^w^

This was funny sh*t. Like, srsly. I lol'd for a good ten minutes. Hehehe...

[haleyelise1011]

FUCK YOU. SEV IS THE SHIT.

[truepoisson]

i love snape SOOOOO much, more than anyone.  promise.

i found this video hilarious. everyone get a sense of humour! xx

[BabyM0nkie0]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[TheTotalnutcase]

ROFLMAO that looked like something out of Robot Chicken XD

[gothassassin14]

@TheTotalnutcase I know right? XD

[CaptainCrane]

I use the WMM effect "Speed Up-Double" a lot. Alternatively, there's a program called "Animator 9" that is free and makes .gif images.

[SaeriaSuresh]

AHAHAHAHA. Win. WIN WIN WIN.

[mulco9]

he is not a bitch you bitch and i feel sorry for snape and i suggest that you keep yor fuckin mouth shut

[CaptainCrane]

You're a fucking moron. :D

[endless43098]

"...and Hermione sleeps with Snape because she's failing potions, WEEEEEE!!!!"

HAHAHAHA GENIUS!

[Marrymoi]

Wtf? HAHAHAAHAHHA LOL!

[SaoryEmanoelle]

Wheeeee

LoL XD

[mulco9]

its stupid snape isnt a bitch he is a brill man and that does not ruin the book it tells us why snape is sad and grumpy and angry!

[CaptainCrane]

You're an idiot with no sense of humor.

Buhbye.

[darroni123]

wtf

[isis416]

lol

[Annabethen]

"And hermione sleeps with snape 'cause she's failing potions" <---- Only this line is true

[keeper12321]

its hard to hear wht they r saying gd vid liked it alot (Y)

[moukell]

HUH??

[prettypinkflowers]

NOOOOOOOOOO YOU BEEETCH!

Haha :] I watched this like a year and a half ago, it still makes me laugh xD

[guitarherogirl666]

lol. I love this video.

[xskatex4evax]

LOL this is way better than Daniel Radcliffe's normal acting :P

[CaptainCrane]

AGREE

[HarryPotterFreak44]

this is retarded but i liked the whhhh! part

[CaptainCrane]

Description.

[LightMichiru]

nooooooo you bitch!

lolololl

[Nina1992]

haha what the hell

[cswante]

that is sooo wrong!

[cswante]

your a dumd ass!!!! VOLDEMORT kills snape and hermione never sleeps with snape!!!! i should know!! i read the book!! unlike you who just said what other people told you!!

[CaptainCrane]

LMFAO You, sir, are an idiot. If you took the two seconds to read the description you'd see this was a parody of all the HP7 rumours that were floating around before its release.

Plz go eet humble pai nao.

Jackass.

[octembuary]

It's called a joke, dearie. People with senses of humor tend to make them every once in a while. Pull the stick out of your ass.

[teggerzz]

lol did you read the description?

You're the dumbass, how could anyone with a name like CaptainCrane (which should be the name of a cereal) be a dumbass?

[CaptainCrane]

Omg. Yes.

YES. LET US GO. LET US MAKE CAPTAIN CRANE, THE CEREAL.

[Ashfire712]

Well, that was great? I guess.

[m14g]

WTF act normal thats not funny

[CaptainCrane]

That's right; acting normal isn't funny.

Nor is it what I'm here for, so goodbye to you, sir.

[xoKeeley08]

haha lmao! :D

[SeverinaSlytherin]

*LOL* Hehe... It's amazing... XD

[lolahahahahaha]

i lmfao at this. *favourited

[WtfSimpleplan]

Snape kills harry and voldermort.. Did something? and harry kills Snape even though he's dead already and Dumbledore comes back from the dead and Kills Snape Hermoine sleeps with Snape because she's failing potions... Weeeeeee!

[DarknessFlame305]

XDDD oh man that was great! lol awesome. XD i had to like copy and paste it to space it out to understand. XD lol

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" XD

[aihoshiduo]

I feel like it could have ended after Harry squealed "Nuuuu!"

I lol'd otherwise XD

[CaptainCrane]

It was actually a reference from a HP6 spoiler video---some jerkass rode around the perimeter of a bookstore and yelled at passersby "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE" and one of the responses was "NOOOO YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH!"

I was hoping someone would catch it but I guess not XD.

Arigatouuu for watching ^.^

[Nyanova]

NO!!! YOU FAGGOT! YOU FAG!

[CaptainCrane]

....?!

Homophobia is for losers.

[Nyanova]

I'm not a homophobe, but I'm sure that Harry Potter isn't supposed to sound like some girl with a little boy's voice.

[CaptainCrane]

Wait, a girl with a little boy's voice?...

...wouldn't that just be....a little boy's voice? O_o

And since Harry Potter IS a boy, I guess your argument is moot.

You have a nice day.

[CaptainCrane]

Sorta. Its in the description. :3

[NoyGluckstad]

XDD Good work!!!

that is so funny!!!

"weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

XDDDDDD

[ironvenom33]

this. has. made. my. day. :D

[bored24470]

and-hermoine-sleeps-with-snape­-because-shes-failing-potions WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[spritejunkie]

HeheHAHA Funny as hell

Thanks

[Paegodude]

wtf!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? that was funny but wtf?

[fionavasseghi]

hahahahahahahha okay?!!!

[legolasisagirl]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[gloobopalos]

omg freakinlove it! lolz!

[madkoolboy]

did anyone get what snape said all i heard was kjgesivfrvcdahkjgshbvsbjxkvrbs­b

[gloobopalos]

something about snapes dead, and hermione sleeps with him . . .

[TheHairofTime]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Lunarvx22]

Good god is that your real voice?

I sure hope not

[CaptainCrane]

LMFAO and why is that?

[gloobopalos]

lol

[autryj00]

3 things:

W. T. F.

[tywhistler]

roflol "and hermione slept with snape because she was failing potions wheeeeee!"

[SpecialPrincess13]

LOL!

[peopleperson500]

I've watched this like, twice a day since i saw it a week ago!! I loveeeee it!!

[Nosyarg9]

Lol!!! I saw the title and expected to be pissed of, but that was... great!!!

[peopleperson500]

LOL!!!

[setiger08]

lmao!

[alicelyne13]

weeeeeeee! :D lmfao thats fucking hilarious

[xXAlixRadcliffeXx]

Lol that was so funny! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[hermione2411]

LOOOLL IT WAS FUNNY haha cool

[PhsycoNerdLive]

I've been obsessing over this video for so long! I LOL my friggen ass off!

[Alextzaranul]

rofl WTF

[blademaster300]

good thing i stoped it at second 4..it didnt ruined it for me lol...btw m not gonna read the comments on this vid lo....so plz dont let a reply!

[VoodooZombo]

It says in the description that its fake, so watch and enjoy

[gloobopalos]

none of that really happens

[EvelynSoldier]

omfg what... what absolute shit!

Who gives the toss about what is said in the books. No one else cares if it was ruined just for a few seconds

[CaptainCrane]

....I'm afraid I have no idea whether that was an actual statement or just a string of randomly selected words.

[frangipanii]

It was this thing, see, called a joke. And I care it was very funny.

We need a sarcasm font...

[frangipanii]

It's called a sense of humour...

try investing in one.

[Whoanow3]

wau :-)

[HJCWright]

its the WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bit that gets me

[HJCWright]

OMFG so random bt i died from laughing

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[SeverusSnape340]

I loved it. Lolz.

[spaztron88]

fucking halarious

[InsomniaCafe]

Ruined the book? NOTHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED IN THE BOOK, IDIOT.

[PhsycoNerdLive]

Weeeeeeeee!

[PhsycoNerdLive]

Don't callsnape a bitch, but that was hilarious!

[princessa94]

what the fuck

[adictivemind]

what was with the hermione sleeping with him?.. i dont get that

[SeverusSnape340]

''Hermione sleeps with Snape'' means because people say that him and her end up going out and make the pairing.

[siriusblack340]

hi sev! oh and hermione thinks if she sleeps with snape he will pass her! btw HI SNIVELLUS!

[zeffy6]

LMAO so funny yet u amanged to say it all so fast hahaha nice work

[crookshanks99]

LMFAO!!! I laughed SO HARD at this!!

[moviesandmusic10]

LOL Poor Harry!

[AngelSiem]

omg só not funny it's funny xD

[666rockyou]

WTF!?

[UBAmandaFan]

is what snape says true??

[CaptainCrane]

No. Unfortunately. XD

[UBAmandaFan]

oh xD lool anyway, nice vid very funny!

[thevogelrider]

hahaha

[MiraPotter]

HAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!! "bla bla bla bla bla bla weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeh" haha "Noooo! You bitch! HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!! LMAO!! HAHA weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­h

[MrsDanielFelton]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEE!

NOOOO! YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH! BITCH!

lmao! loved it!

[MrsDanielFelton]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEE!

NO! YOU BITCH! BITCH!

lmao! loved it

[xxbombyxx]

hermione sleeps with snape cause she's failing potionslOl

noooo u bitch:'D

[Markray8675309]

Haha this is hilarious!

[NorrisChuckling]

very funny video.

on a somewhat unrelated topic, i envy Daniel Radcliffe's foreskin. that is all.

[CaptainCrane]

Yeah. I'd keep change in it.

[kagome753]

wow

[cuby173]

lol that is soooo fuckin funny

[xxbombyxx]

nooo u bitchxD

[BananaMuffin2024]

lmao! that was classic

[Cass996]

Very funny! lmao

[cassiosaurus]

The ".... bitch!" part at the end is my fave. xD

[cassiosaurus]

mhm.

[kittykatmagic]

hehe funny as fuck!

[ChiisChangelings]

Bahahahahahahahah.

I <3'ed it!!!

Very nice work Captain Crane.

=^-^=

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeee!!!

|*SORRY, I COULDN'T RESIST*|

-Chii

[ProfessorSevSnape]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee bitch... you got it all wrong and snape is a hero. WEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­e

[CaptainCrane]

And you're an idiot who doesn't read video descriptions. Thank you, come again.

[ProfessorSevSnape]

And you're an idiot. I read it I'm just reinstating it. I've come again. Shall I come again for more ;)

[CaptainCrane]

Reinstating what?! Maybe you should wait until you start making sense/learn how to use vocabulary properly.

And how clever of you to reply to "you're an idiot" with "you're an idiot." Good one. You really showed ME who's boss.

[kagome753]

could you tell me how you do that???

[CaptainCrane]

Do what?

[MrsDanielFelton]

lmao

[MrsDanielFelton]

lmao

[M1cR0S0fT4Ev3r]

Maybe he's mad cause the video says he's a bitch. LOL

I LOLED LIKE 10 MINS STR8!

5 STARS MAN!

[victoriaxway]

XDD.

the only part i heard the first time was the hermione sleeping with snape because she's failing potions part.

o-o.

[When0Derek0Met0Casey]

Hah. Hermione sleeps with Snape cause she's failing potions. That's funny! :D

[asiarocks4evr]

wow... READ THE DISCRIPTION!!!!!!!!!!

[CaptainCrane]

THANK YOU

[Tigger1300X]

Cooooooooooolllllll! That's really funny but what did it say about Voldemort? Weeeeeeeee

[juztagirl]

omfg i love this video soo hilarious haha

[beaglekid]

that would be gross if hermione actually slept with snape, just because she failed potions...eugh

[beaglekid]

"hermione sleeps with snape 'cos shes failing potions WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" =]

[Luvcatz88]

weeeeee XD

omg thats so funny!

[Gamecheater213]

lol it says hermione slept with snape

[Mychemicalninja]

EXX DEE XD! It's good i already read the 7th book lol, or this'd piss me off. But this was funny as fuck!

[BlackRia]

when i first clicked on this vid there was fast talking and before I could even think "what the hell" it was over...^^

[SaeriaSuresh]

love the *biiiitch* at the end LOL

[lol402]

lol weeeeeeee

[SaeriaSuresh]

FUCKIN AWESOME

[Megan902]

LOLZ Snape's so hot!

[xLisaMisaSmisaPOTTER]

omg that was actually really really funny!!

haha.

i thought "omg this is gna b some lame video" but it was funny.

xD

<3

[frfldtracey]

lol!!!!!!!!LOVE THIS

[LiveLifePerfect]

Haha! So funny! xD

[carothemighty]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh my god this is awfully funny.

xD

[steven10114]

that was so freaking dumb your an idiot

[CaptainCrane]

"YOU'RE" an idiot, you mean?

Maybe you should study English a little more before you go about insulting people, jackass.

[xxxLauraxxxJeffxxx]

Lol. It was a bit funny. But Snape turned out good!!! Harry Potter Rocks My Socks!

[Dthilll]

that video is gay snape is the best screw you

[CaptainCrane]

This wasn't an anti-Snape video, idiot. If you took the four seconds to read the description before getting all riled up over nothing you'd know that.

[xCrowxLeafx]

Stupid, utterly stupid, but hilarious at the same time.

[siriusblack340]

what does snape say?

[CaptainCrane]

It's in the description.

[HogwartsROCKS]

i just wasted my life watching this vid! WASTE OF MY LIFE RETARD!!

[CaptainCrane]

Jesus, it's not like it was a 10 minute video! There are SO many other things that are so much more worth getting upset about. ITS A VIDEO. Re-fucking-lax. And go outside once in a while.

[CaptainCrane]

WOW. You need to learn the word "context." This video is NOTHING MORE than a parody of all the "HP 7 spoiler" videos that were coming out at the time, most of which had stupid, ridiculous theories that predictably ended up being false anyway. This is NOT a reflection or a review of the book in ANY WAY.

PLEASE ask questions and read the description and make SURE you understand the video BEFORE making stupid comments.

Thanks.

[Baroque1750]

I just wasted 17 seconds of my life watching this.

[CaptainCrane]

Yup. You did.

[Sillyusername23]

indeed you did.

[1silverstar1]

5/5 I coud not stop lafing!!!

[InsomniaCafe]

Nuuu! You bitch! YOU BITCH!

....bitch!

[cv1vasko]

Man... You are ether a 8 year old or you are on helium.

[xxoddkittenxx]

I lol-ed. :)

[Qlaarzy1]

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAXD

[HorseCrazyGrl167]

"Wheeeeeee!"

xDDDD

[HorseCrazyGrl167]

xDDDDDD

[Rae0x]

LOL

ROLF

LMAO

PMS

I Need to change me pants i was lafin sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo much

[LotteKildebro]

hahaha lolz

[CaptainCrane]

LMAO well. Touche.