"I don't make it to the unemplyment office that much. I'm always on the road."
Yeah, on the road doing your shitty stand-up, where you perform for the 3 people who had nothing better to do than come out and point and laugh at your stupid ass. You suck Diamond. Even when you were popular...correction, when Saved by the Bell was popular, no one liked you. You're ugly, unfunny, your "sextape" was as erotic as watching my grandmother get a sponge bath, and I'm willing to bet you smell bad. Die.
Diamond is full of crap - the only hole in Diamond's dressing room wall was one facing Mr. Belding's dressing room. I bet that Diamond rubbed a few out watching Belding's change into his SBTB clothes. Diamond probably also put his ear up to the bathroom wall in Belding's trailer so that he could rub one out while listening to Belding taking a dump!
@sbtbfanatic I should add that the hole facing Belding's dressing room was probably a glory hole and Belding probably stuck his cock through that hole so that Diamond could suck him off!!!
I've never seen a single episode of Saved By The Bell, but after hearing this, I vow to never watch that shit show because this unfunny cunt is on there.
I welcome this because Screech is basically the worst stand up comedian ever. His act is atrociously unfunny and as awesome comedians who call people out on their bullshit, OnA totally owe it to their fans to destroy this douchebag.
DD is an angry douchebag that has never gotten over the fact that no one on the SBTB cast liked him. He was a douche then, and an even bigger one now. He burned all his bridges and ruined his career and now he's blaming everyone else.
He was never funny, and added absolutely nothing to SBTB. They could have cast any schmuck in his role and the show would have been exactly the same.
nickypeeps has the best comment. this interview was pre-car crashing effect and the "bombs of the year" mentality. With that in mind when you listen to this you realize Screech is still a douche.
when he does that showboy joke he's like oh no i cant beleive his making that joke... whats this hack comedian doin on here with comedy greats like jim norton and gaffigan aswell as ope and ant
Everyone is bombing. Not just screech, Opie and Anthony are sucking just as much. Jim Norton is still waiting to say one funny thing in his entire life.
the way he tags his first monumental bomb with, "come on, Kreskin," trying to change it from a joke to an actual statement makes me really really happy
@Hughezy They expected Dustin to suck so they could laugh at him. Notice how they just leave him hanging over and over? O&A just sat back and watched Dusty dig his own grave
Anyone who is just starting this now: just know that its pretty disappointing. Screech bombs but everyone acts awkward and annoying throughout the whole thing and they never bash screech too bad for bombing. At one point opie gets him but overall you'd expect a lot more and its very anticlimactic. Still enjoyable if youre bored though
is this back before they completely embraced bombing? i've heard opie say that jimmy was the one to eventually steer the show into having stand up comedy sensibilities, which lead to the realization that watching a bad joke bomb is funnier than watching an average joke do well
i know what you mean and i dont know if this was at that point yet, it was 2002 so probably around the time they started to do that jimmy stuff plus the car crash and crickets etc
either way they held back because screech wasnt being a dick he was just being totally unfunny and they didnt really hit him hard. if this interview went down tomorrow they would destroy him with sound effects and Ooooofs
Just when you think Screech is going to be a run-of-the-mill boring guest, he pulls a corny punchline out of his ass like at 5:08, and you wonder where the car crash sfx are... Where has Screech been hanging out all this time that he's been able to get away with being such a clueless tool?
@Ravenous11yt hes known as an arrogant joke stealing asshole who thinks he is the fucking shit.
pinkmullet4 1 month ago
Lol he looks like seth rogan now
deathcoresucks1 1 month ago
Screech knows Kylie.
iheartnonamejane 1 month ago
Dustin's one of those celebs where I don't envy their life...
capnbarfy 3 months ago
@capnbarfy rofl
implicico 1 week ago
his stand up is shit i throw poo at him
TheShakiebreaks 4 months ago
@Ravenous11yt I wish my mom pressured me into making a million dollars.
lanser87 4 months ago
I am disappointed that they arent tearing this curly headed fuck apart. Every time he spoke i wished death upon him
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Screech is the perfect name for him; the sound the tires make just before the car crashes.
jadedmastermind 8 months ago
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jadedmastermind 8 months ago
screech reminds me of richie gazzo from donnie brasco
proni1 10 months ago
"I don't make it to the unemplyment office that much. I'm always on the road."
Yeah, on the road doing your shitty stand-up, where you perform for the 3 people who had nothing better to do than come out and point and laugh at your stupid ass. You suck Diamond. Even when you were popular...correction, when Saved by the Bell was popular, no one liked you. You're ugly, unfunny, your "sextape" was as erotic as watching my grandmother get a sponge bath, and I'm willing to bet you smell bad. Die.
mormonjoe 11 months ago 5
@mormonjoe Phew ! Looks like you're off Dustin's Christmas card list.
checkoutgirl 8 months ago
"show her why they call me screech"? wtf does that mean....
germs81 11 months ago
screech and opie are the same person
aidman23 1 year ago
You know what's funny is that it wasn't Dice. It was Ant pretending to be Dice. TEE HEE
paradoarify 1 year ago
Diamond is full of crap - the only hole in Diamond's dressing room wall was one facing Mr. Belding's dressing room. I bet that Diamond rubbed a few out watching Belding's change into his SBTB clothes. Diamond probably also put his ear up to the bathroom wall in Belding's trailer so that he could rub one out while listening to Belding taking a dump!
sbtbfanatic 1 year ago
@sbtbfanatic I should add that the hole facing Belding's dressing room was probably a glory hole and Belding probably stuck his cock through that hole so that Diamond could suck him off!!!
sbtbfanatic 1 year ago
O & A always get the shit guests
VVD 1 year ago
@VVD What are you even talking about?
purplehaze26 9 months ago
Screech is the real life Chip
shaqfn32 1 year ago 6
@shaqfn32 lol thats harsh, but true
itstherevolution 1 year ago
I've never seen a single episode of Saved By The Bell, but after hearing this, I vow to never watch that shit show because this unfunny cunt is on there.
EmoSceneKid654 1 year ago
"i dont make it to the unemployment office that much"? wasnt he on celebrity fit club? pot, allow me to introduce you to the kettle...
nirvana2465 1 year ago 3
whos the guy in the first photo?
benmcd170 1 year ago
@benmcd170 The first photo is Screech aka Dustin Diamond back when he was on Saved by the Bell.
WingedRegent 1 year ago
Respond to this video... he really seems jealous about the other people that were on saved by the bell..really bitter and not funny at all...
mattnj211 1 year ago
I welcome this because Screech is basically the worst stand up comedian ever. His act is atrociously unfunny and as awesome comedians who call people out on their bullshit, OnA totally owe it to their fans to destroy this douchebag.
DannyGrowth 1 year ago
Screech needs all he can get. Right on Jewfro-bro.
tacoland2000 1 year ago
douchebags talking to a douchebag
flyastarship 1 year ago
Screech Chipperson
ConspectuMortis 1 year ago 12
they've had george carlin on that show. how dare screech. how dare him.
cokejoke 1 year ago
@cokejoke how dare he*
MrFreeman420 1 year ago
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@MrFreeman420 Right you are, faggot
cokejoke 1 year ago
Holy shit Diamond is so lame.
pzilla98 1 year ago
DD is an angry douchebag that has never gotten over the fact that no one on the SBTB cast liked him. He was a douche then, and an even bigger one now. He burned all his bridges and ruined his career and now he's blaming everyone else.
He was never funny, and added absolutely nothing to SBTB. They could have cast any schmuck in his role and the show would have been exactly the same.
jordanv78 1 year ago 3
"i buttered my popcorn"
suckmycaulk 1 year ago
nickypeeps has the best comment. this interview was pre-car crashing effect and the "bombs of the year" mentality. With that in mind when you listen to this you realize Screech is still a douche.
xBrianSmithx 1 year ago
The unemployment comment...wow.
maycanady 1 year ago
when he does that showboy joke he's like oh no i cant beleive his making that joke... whats this hack comedian doin on here with comedy greats like jim norton and gaffigan aswell as ope and ant
lambofgoddeicide 2 years ago
Screech is a fucking jewbag
Slugg329 2 years ago
Everyone is bombing. Not just screech, Opie and Anthony are sucking just as much. Jim Norton is still waiting to say one funny thing in his entire life.
truckduck13 2 years ago
you gotta post the one where dice an jim on the same show
thefriendsociety 2 years ago
i don't understand. this is titled "screech bombs". it should say "jim norton bombs".
safral 2 years ago
Or "The guys bomb"
ryu1024 2 years ago
@safral Right? Screech is just a walking bomb.
JerFhilm 1 year ago
the way he tags his first monumental bomb with, "come on, Kreskin," trying to change it from a joke to an actual statement makes me really really happy
nickypeeps 2 years ago 2
for 2002 on free shit FM this was pretty edgy
mkmvt 2 years ago 3
Wheres steve from yellowstone when you need him...
ottomisso 2 years ago 4
Screech's sex tape was crap, and he was a douchebag in that too.
Gerald5000 2 years ago 3
in Screech's defense: what exactly did O&A expect from him? he's known as a fucking boring cunt.
Hughezy 2 years ago 29
@Hughezy They expected Dustin to suck so they could laugh at him. Notice how they just leave him hanging over and over? O&A just sat back and watched Dusty dig his own grave
hardpack187 1 year ago 3
@Hughezy how is that in screeches defense?
pinkmullet4 1 month ago
Anyone who is just starting this now: just know that its pretty disappointing. Screech bombs but everyone acts awkward and annoying throughout the whole thing and they never bash screech too bad for bombing. At one point opie gets him but overall you'd expect a lot more and its very anticlimactic. Still enjoyable if youre bored though
s0undtribe 2 years ago
yeah i was a little disappointed they didnt go for the throat when he bombed
koino47 2 years ago
is this back before they completely embraced bombing? i've heard opie say that jimmy was the one to eventually steer the show into having stand up comedy sensibilities, which lead to the realization that watching a bad joke bomb is funnier than watching an average joke do well
nickypeeps 2 years ago
i know what you mean and i dont know if this was at that point yet, it was 2002 so probably around the time they started to do that jimmy stuff plus the car crash and crickets etc
either way they held back because screech wasnt being a dick he was just being totally unfunny and they didnt really hit him hard. if this interview went down tomorrow they would destroy him with sound effects and Ooooofs
s0undtribe 2 years ago
they don't even respect him enough to make fun of him properly...they pity screech
nkslnkvl 2 years ago 4
i just noticed that every part of this series has alot less views than the previous one, i guess nobody else can stand screech's dumb japes either.
Slobodan28 2 years ago
when they started talking about he rats CRACKING UP.
thedancemetaltwins 2 years ago 3
holy fuck, im one screech line in and i have to stop
thwrldsgr8st 2 years ago 5
Just when you think Screech is going to be a run-of-the-mill boring guest, he pulls a corny punchline out of his ass like at 5:08, and you wonder where the car crash sfx are... Where has Screech been hanging out all this time that he's been able to get away with being such a clueless tool?
johnclavis 2 years ago
dice rules...i wish he was there 2 smoke screech
cocksrocks 2 years ago 2
What an arrogant fuck!
ryanlock2u 2 years ago
the RMG listeners did a better job in toolin on this faggot, i hav to say.
K4800M3R5 2 years ago
Did they laugh a little bit just to be nice to him since he is in studio.
olson4556 2 years ago
holy crap, I can't take the stink from these jokes...
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Opie and Anthony are a bunch of Herbs! The funny thing is they actually think there cool.
athletenva 2 years ago
Screech is a douchebag
livardo 2 years ago 36
any way we can get that audio of dice and gaffigan in studio together?
DickRchrds 2 years ago 2
wow screech was so bad it hurts
DojangRat 2 years ago 7
gaffigan wins again
11825code6 3 years ago