Lady Farts
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  • I bet she was such a freak back in the day LMFAO

  • VAG FARTS

  • great advice !!!!!! haha love herrrr

  • What is it with either old or ugly ladies being "sex experts"?

  • Vagina is a dead end lol

  • I wish she was my grandmother... she's totally cool! :-D

  • Thumbs up if you imagined the old woman having sex when she did her demonstration

  • Eat, Pray, Queef

  • "next we have the queefs thats a wannabe fart it comes from the vagina.......Posers"

  • Too Funny

  • OH belive me guys can do that too if there gay

  • turn off

  • LMFaO!!!!

  • vagina is a dead end :) lollzz

  • lmfao i wish she was my grandma

  • 22222 press 2 to hear her say penis penis penis oh

  • we can cause queefs

  • Anyone else hear the caller QUEEF at 1:32??

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  • QUEEFING!!!

  • PRESS 5 REAL FAST SOUND LIK A OLD MAN HAVIN SEX! HAHAHA!

    

  • if you keep pressing 4 slowish but sort of fast she says anal rape lol

  • omg pres 4 44 and keep doing it lol

  • Lol!! This is amazing

  • GABOOM GABOOM GABOOM! Is that what sex sounds like?

  • keep pressing 1:11 hahaha

  • ahahahahaha wtf is this!!!

  • this. is. hilarious!!!!! hahaha.. 

  • First time when i heard a vagina fart i was like "wtf is doing this bitch.."

  • Keep Pressing 4! xD

  • wow this lady o_O

  • ours dont smelll..... WELL to be honest mine

    DOOO CRAPPP EWW ._. i just farted o_o EXTREME!

  • Ok... wtf

  • LMFAOOOO

  • the end of the vid kinda relates to flarp putty lol

  • who give a shit about vaginal farts I want a woman to have butt FARTS

  • i couldn't watch this without laughing..lol she's to old to do those motions!!! :P

  • vag farts =wonderful fun!!

  • I was not expecting this lol so funny!

  • @bluepepper88 that's kinda hot

  • WOW...all I can say.

  • @gfreakj now i'm just waiting for butt farts! LOL.

  • @gfreakj lol.. this lady doesnt wanna vag fart but the old lady cleary loves doing it haha

  • @THECuBANBEAzT Yes she does. Cant imagine she has many...gentlemen callers anymore. LOL

  • they used to show this show on portugal

  • pussy fart :D

  • HAHAH she's an old dirty whore hahahah!!!!

  • lol she's great. i love it haha

  • @thdedg45 im sorry u dident get to see queffing gilfs

  • I LOVE THIS SHOW. LMFAO

  • I can't stop replaying 1:12 ...oh dear

  • LOL

  • If u listen at 1:33 it sounds like that old lady threw one herself lol

  • @101Doopliss haha wow she did rip one!

  • hahahaha

  • I LOVE HER SOUND EFFECTS...I LAUGHED SO HARD I THINK I JUST FARTED.

    

  • I LOVE HER SOUND EFFECTS

  • In greece we call it "mounoclani!"

  • i get vagina farts i get so shy i tell my man sorry i cant help it it happens he laughs hard at me and calls me cochina hahahahhaah thats so funny

  • THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENED TO US, WIFE 'N'ME WE BUSTED OUT LAUGHING, AND LOST THE URGE FOR SEX. WE WERE FINISHED WITH ENGINES FOR THE NIGHT

  • queef freeeeeeeee 

  • I don't even wanna think about that old lady's queefs. They must go on forever and sound like when you let out the air in a balloon real slow. Floppy lips - fucking yucky!

  • something about 0:16 - 0:22 makes me die of laughter.

    OOOH QUEEFING!

  • don't smell? I thought that's why womens farts smell more, because they collect smell from the vagina on their way up

  • Sue Johanson is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I love that old women. Rofl.

  • this old woman hasnt had cock since 1924

  • @bikerty67 lmao

  • @bikerty67 she was born in 30', you mad?

  • @bikerty67 She still has sex to this day, someone asked her that at an event she put on at my college.

  • @bikerty67 Press 6 real fast and she is praying for it with her mouth open haha

  • @bikerty67 she probably gets lots more cock than youll ever get pussy.........

  • What a sick minded old git

  • why would you wanna brag about being able to vag fart? i dont want my dick to fart and if it did i wouldent be proud of it

  • lmao @RamRodRacer

  • @RamRodRacer Hi,Most blokes can fart thru' thier dick.I can,sometimes in the pub we'll have competions,you know loudest,smelliest,longest etc.Your not normal.

  • @mrbradleybaker no your mistaken...your just shooting blanks...thats not normal...you should probably get that checked out

  • @RamRodRacer No,dick farts sound and smell completly different than bum farts,higher pitched sound and smell twice as revolting.

  • @mrbradleybaker well if you want to get technical you forgot to mention that when you say dick fart your really talking about letting another man stick his meat flute into your rectum and thrust repeatidly untile he "dick farts" inside of you. so shame on you for withholding information from us all...shame on you -_-

  • @RamRodRacer I geuss your speaking from experince Mr Racer,I wouldn't know as another man has never put his 'meat flute' in my rectum,but every bloke I know can fart thru' his dick.so if i was you I'd see a doctor.

  • @mrbradleybaker denile is not just a river in egypt Mr Bradley. You can come out of the closet i promise i wont make fun of you too much

  • lol this old cunt giving advice ahaha its weird

  • THAT'S WHAT I NEED ON VALENTINE'S DAY EH, CUNT FOTTS!!!

  • Thumbs up if this Video disturbed you.....

  • What a dirty old women

  • lol

  • Sweet Jesus

  • wow lol

  • Disgusting old lady, gross. I'm old school I belive sex I private and should be not talked about.

  • Vaginal farts smell as bad as the dick that was in there.

  • VAG QUIEFS ARE ONLY ACCEPTABLE IF YOURE NOT A WHORE!!! Then, its natrual. But if you are a whore you need to close down shop for about half a year and let that shit tighten back up, you nasty sluts! Who would really want to hit somethin so blown out that it farts when you hit it?. Fuckin horrible, whory, nasty BITCHES!!!

  • wow ;)

  • You know what else women can do that men can't... fuck all, the useless split arses.

  • @thdedg45 its a sex talk show... wat do u expect?? lol

  • OMG that's so funny

  • that's how you know you hittin right make me go even harder

  • Retard yankee TV

  • She is right......when that happens to me....me and my boyfriend just sit there and laugh....and its not akward at all really.....but its funny as hell when it happens :P

  • this woman is a legend!

  • when she was doing the hand action I became a virgin again

  • creepy.

  • She came to my school, and she was soooo funny!

  • Sue Johanson is one of the many reasons that Canadian's should feel proud :-P

  • this woman cracks me up

  • @6BURG9 omg i knoooow, i used to watch her all the time when i had this one channel.. been so long i forgot the name of the channel but her show would come on, and it's great, wonderful advice, but she makes it fun/funny

  • I LOVE THIS OLD CHICK! I wish I had a grandma that funny!

  • Funniest shit ever!

  • i wouldn't ask her anything.. shes embarsing :L

  • Mösenpfurz in German!!!

  • She farted twice!!

  • i watched this show with my dad and we were laughing r ass off at this nasty ass old lady. one lady asked how many dicks can she fit up her vagina. fucking sick

  • Thats Might Be Hilarious For A Woman

    But If A Woman Queefed On My Penis

    I Might Have To Knock Her Out

  • @spamman675 no its not really funny for a woman either

    theres no way to prevent it :(

  • This show never should've gotten cancelled. I have such fond memories of forcing my sister to watch it against her will, lol. Face it, this show is better than most of the commercial bullshit on Comedy Central nowdays. Sue Johanson is one of my heroes on MySpace, lol.

  • That's umm i think Susan Johnson or Something like that it's some late night tv show.

  • lol shes tight!

  • "OOOOH, QUEEFING!"  She's so excited, heh.

  • OH! QUEEFING!

  • when me and my girl do it doggie style she does that it is so funny but she dont like it lol

  • That old phuck!

  • Long live Satan! -_-

  • thats a old pussy fart

  • Omg I seriously live this woman!!!!! She's old, but she says fart...sweet!!!!! I have GOT to watch this on tv if it's on anymore.

  • @bgsidd yeah it was on and its sick but hilarious

  • o_o

  • yeah your right that shit is prity rank

  • ew sick

  • Dam that granny owns!

  • how old this lady with red sweater

  • OMG OMG!!!! phahahaha

  • just laugh just laugh

    ...

  • They prevent embolisms which can kill u...porn stars have died from cardiac embolisms wen they air goes into ur bloodstream..

  • hahaha lol..i love this woman!

  • its gross hearing an old lady say things like that

  • It's a natural reaction. As she said, the air has to go somehwere...and squeezing through moist, tight va-jay-jay walls will make a sound that's sure to mortify any woman who produces it XD

    And for those of you who think this lady is gross or wierd...at least she's educating people in need of knowledge!

  • " Vaginal Farts are More Fun "

    HAHAHAHA WTF ! !

  • FUNNNNIEST VIDEO EVER!

  • Thats true :) (Not that I experienced it!.... *fofl* )

    What can be better than sex and fun (laugh) ??????? :-D

  • I thought it was va-gine-al not vage-in-al I lovve herrrrrrrr show she's precios

  • she's very delicate ....  like the best of grandmas

  • she is right..mad chicks try to stop it and it is even funnier when they hold there stomach and pretend its something else..

  • An old lady.... This.... I cried.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • it scares me that this creepy woman knows what a queef is. :|

  • haha, this lady rocks

  • @thdedg45

    lmao at your comment

  • what about road warrior?

  • OOOHHH , QUEEFING!!!!

  • this women is a genious lol she makes me laugh so much.

  • So....GROSS!!!! gaaaaaah *jumps out highrise window*

  • Thank you, that was very informative

  • HAHAHAHHAHA I laughed SO HARD when she said "YOU CAN BLOW HIM ACROSS THE ROOM!"

  • how how???? ''gagoom gagoom gagoom".....this is great sex

  • Teehee VaJayJay Farts!!!

  • My ex one time we were going at it, she queefed and then I laughed my ass off and she stopped the sex for the night and got mad and wouldnt talk.

  • Hard to believe that someone put her on television.

  • Why? Her show is actually pretty informative and keeps the mood a little lighter on a touchy subject.

  • I suppose so.

  • Hilarious lady

  • She could blow me across the room, but what's with this queef?

  • GABOOP GABOOP GABOOP. Hahahaha, I never knew sex sounded like that.

  • @IchLiebeDichSwei hahhahhahhah I used to watch British comedy to make myself laugh...but this stuff is way funnier

  • stink hole! Man, I'm gettin' the spins.

  • i just remember south park..........they have a story with this...hahahahahaha

  • same hahahhaha

  • take it from a guy's perspective we don't give a damn about the noise as long as you're not cutting ass farts at the same time.

  • @itsumonihon lol

  • The vagina is a dead-end street! That has to be the truest, most philosophically sound comment ever made on planet earth!

  • mm i'll have to agree .

  • With all my respect lady :) ur so raight

  • woooh that lady kicks ass! haha