I don't even wanna think about that old lady's queefs. They must go on forever and sound like when you let out the air in a balloon real slow. Floppy lips - fucking yucky!
@RamRodRacer Hi,Most blokes can fart thru' thier dick.I can,sometimes in the pub we'll have competions,you know loudest,smelliest,longest etc.Your not normal.
@mrbradleybaker well if you want to get technical you forgot to mention that when you say dick fart your really talking about letting another man stick his meat flute into your rectum and thrust repeatidly untile he "dick farts" inside of you. so shame on you for withholding information from us all...shame on you -_-
@RamRodRacer I geuss your speaking from experince Mr Racer,I wouldn't know as another man has never put his 'meat flute' in my rectum,but every bloke I know can fart thru' his dick.so if i was you I'd see a doctor.
VAG QUIEFS ARE ONLY ACCEPTABLE IF YOURE NOT A WHORE!!! Then, its natrual. But if you are a whore you need to close down shop for about half a year and let that shit tighten back up, you nasty sluts! Who would really want to hit somethin so blown out that it farts when you hit it?. Fuckin horrible, whory, nasty BITCHES!!!
She is right......when that happens to me....me and my boyfriend just sit there and laugh....and its not akward at all really.....but its funny as hell when it happens :P
@6BURG9 omg i knoooow, i used to watch her all the time when i had this one channel.. been so long i forgot the name of the channel but her show would come on, and it's great, wonderful advice, but she makes it fun/funny
i watched this show with my dad and we were laughing r ass off at this nasty ass old lady. one lady asked how many dicks can she fit up her vagina. fucking sick
This show never should've gotten cancelled. I have such fond memories of forcing my sister to watch it against her will, lol. Face it, this show is better than most of the commercial bullshit on Comedy Central nowdays. Sue Johanson is one of my heroes on MySpace, lol.
It's a natural reaction. As she said, the air has to go somehwere...and squeezing through moist, tight va-jay-jay walls will make a sound that's sure to mortify any woman who produces it XD
And for those of you who think this lady is gross or wierd...at least she's educating people in need of knowledge!
I bet she was such a freak back in the day LMFAO
JMoney4shoTV 4 days ago
VAG FARTS
ILOVESTUFFidk 1 week ago
great advice !!!!!! haha love herrrr
KayKayBaby151 2 months ago
What is it with either old or ugly ladies being "sex experts"?
ipheltu 2 months ago in playlist fart scentral
Vagina is a dead end lol
jrockdaman2 3 months ago 3
I wish she was my grandmother... she's totally cool! :-D
vidwatcher31951 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you imagined the old woman having sex when she did her demonstration
YuukiiChaann2 5 months ago 4
Eat, Pray, Queef
GreatDarkSpot 5 months ago 6
"next we have the queefs thats a wannabe fart it comes from the vagina.......Posers"
sk8boarder235 6 months ago
Too Funny
Realpsychichere 6 months ago
OH belive me guys can do that too if there gay
eskimochild87 7 months ago
turn off
DillonWilliams8790 7 months ago
LMFaO!!!!
SexyPrano 7 months ago
vagina is a dead end :) lollzz
sanyamsharma09 8 months ago
lmfao i wish she was my grandma
mrsmjforlife 8 months ago 8
22222 press 2 to hear her say penis penis penis oh
azaihmiller 8 months ago
we can cause queefs
MickeyLove01 8 months ago
Anyone else hear the caller QUEEF at 1:32??
BlowinBleeziess 8 months ago 2
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BlowinBleeziess 8 months ago
QUEEFING!!!
LagBoy86 8 months ago
PRESS 5 REAL FAST SOUND LIK A OLD MAN HAVIN SEX! HAHAHA!
williewillism 8 months ago
if you keep pressing 4 slowish but sort of fast she says anal rape lol
n0cturnalsoldier 8 months ago
omg pres 4 44 and keep doing it lol
n0cturnalsoldier 8 months ago
Lol!! This is amazing
seansalad 9 months ago
GABOOM GABOOM GABOOM! Is that what sex sounds like?
ptboy18 9 months ago 4
keep pressing 1:11 hahaha
ESskatenow 9 months ago
ahahahahaha wtf is this!!!
ESskatenow 9 months ago
this. is. hilarious!!!!! hahaha..
plaematebunne08 9 months ago
First time when i heard a vagina fart i was like "wtf is doing this bitch.."
kostantinostz7 9 months ago
Keep Pressing 4! xD
MikaelTheJoker 9 months ago
wow this lady o_O
dinos1go1rawr12 9 months ago
ours dont smelll..... WELL to be honest mine
DOOO CRAPPP EWW ._. i just farted o_o EXTREME!
dinos1go1rawr12 9 months ago
Ok... wtf
ZigB95 9 months ago
LMFAOOOO
heyyninaa 9 months ago
the end of the vid kinda relates to flarp putty lol
audheart 10 months ago
who give a shit about vaginal farts I want a woman to have butt FARTS
bigwillietheb 11 months ago
i couldn't watch this without laughing..lol she's to old to do those motions!!! :P
TheCoLlInGs07 11 months ago 3
vag farts =wonderful fun!!
ayyo2011 11 months ago 6
I was not expecting this lol so funny!
JustAboutCrazy 1 year ago
@bluepepper88 that's kinda hot
ptboy18 1 year ago
WOW...all I can say.
gfreakj 1 year ago
@gfreakj now i'm just waiting for butt farts! LOL.
thebaldsquid 1 year ago
@gfreakj lol.. this lady doesnt wanna vag fart but the old lady cleary loves doing it haha
THECuBANBEAzT 1 year ago
@THECuBANBEAzT Yes she does. Cant imagine she has many...gentlemen callers anymore. LOL
gfreakj 1 year ago
they used to show this show on portugal
SUPERC0OLFANOFYOUTUB 1 year ago
pussy fart :D
vietbuhletz 1 year ago
HAHAH she's an old dirty whore hahahah!!!!
sevensixtwomm 1 year ago 6
lol she's great. i love it haha
lola2050 1 year ago 5
@thdedg45 im sorry u dident get to see queffing gilfs
abik1214 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS SHOW. LMFAO
superchristian102 1 year ago
I can't stop replaying 1:12 ...oh dear
ptboy18 1 year ago
LOL
mantasoul 1 year ago
If u listen at 1:33 it sounds like that old lady threw one herself lol
101Doopliss 1 year ago
@101Doopliss haha wow she did rip one!
ptboy18 1 year ago
hahahaha
Bonzophuebes10 1 year ago
I LOVE HER SOUND EFFECTS...I LAUGHED SO HARD I THINK I JUST FARTED.
650fodakush 1 year ago 13
I LOVE HER SOUND EFFECTS
650fodakush 1 year ago 2
In greece we call it "mounoclani!"
unknownserver2 1 year ago
i get vagina farts i get so shy i tell my man sorry i cant help it it happens he laughs hard at me and calls me cochina hahahahhaah thats so funny
sweetwoman09 1 year ago 2
THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENED TO US, WIFE 'N'ME WE BUSTED OUT LAUGHING, AND LOST THE URGE FOR SEX. WE WERE FINISHED WITH ENGINES FOR THE NIGHT
SIGISBAR1 1 year ago
queef freeeeeeeee
89schlappe 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
what the fuck is this?!
ninjinturdle7 1 year ago
I don't even wanna think about that old lady's queefs. They must go on forever and sound like when you let out the air in a balloon real slow. Floppy lips - fucking yucky!
EvigChans 1 year ago
something about 0:16 - 0:22 makes me die of laughter.
OOOH QUEEFING!
simonedwardsmusic 1 year ago 4
don't smell? I thought that's why womens farts smell more, because they collect smell from the vagina on their way up
Mr123Pauli 1 year ago
Sue Johanson is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
looloorex 1 year ago 2
I love that old women. Rofl.
Opaloxide 1 year ago
this old woman hasnt had cock since 1924
bikerty67 1 year ago 58
@bikerty67 lmao
TheMissypenny 1 year ago
@bikerty67 she was born in 30', you mad?
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
@bikerty67 She still has sex to this day, someone asked her that at an event she put on at my college.
Anghellik9 10 months ago
@bikerty67 Press 6 real fast and she is praying for it with her mouth open haha
GARRETTCASTER 8 months ago in playlist fart scentral
@bikerty67 she probably gets lots more cock than youll ever get pussy.........
longdeadfred 5 months ago 4
What a sick minded old git
HRHStewartIIRegina 1 year ago
why would you wanna brag about being able to vag fart? i dont want my dick to fart and if it did i wouldent be proud of it
RamRodRacer 1 year ago 23
lmao @RamRodRacer
KN0WLEGE562 10 months ago
@RamRodRacer Hi,Most blokes can fart thru' thier dick.I can,sometimes in the pub we'll have competions,you know loudest,smelliest,longest etc.Your not normal.
mrbradleybaker 5 months ago
@mrbradleybaker no your mistaken...your just shooting blanks...thats not normal...you should probably get that checked out
RamRodRacer 5 months ago
@RamRodRacer No,dick farts sound and smell completly different than bum farts,higher pitched sound and smell twice as revolting.
mrbradleybaker 4 weeks ago
@mrbradleybaker well if you want to get technical you forgot to mention that when you say dick fart your really talking about letting another man stick his meat flute into your rectum and thrust repeatidly untile he "dick farts" inside of you. so shame on you for withholding information from us all...shame on you -_-
RamRodRacer 4 weeks ago 6
@RamRodRacer I geuss your speaking from experince Mr Racer,I wouldn't know as another man has never put his 'meat flute' in my rectum,but every bloke I know can fart thru' his dick.so if i was you I'd see a doctor.
mrbradleybaker 3 weeks ago
@mrbradleybaker denile is not just a river in egypt Mr Bradley. You can come out of the closet i promise i wont make fun of you too much
RamRodRacer 3 weeks ago
lol this old cunt giving advice ahaha its weird
KottLoom 1 year ago
THAT'S WHAT I NEED ON VALENTINE'S DAY EH, CUNT FOTTS!!!
Fanik8 1 year ago
Thumbs up if this Video disturbed you.....
darreyl102 1 year ago
What a dirty old women
josevanreyes 1 year ago
lol
sookiestackhouse2u 1 year ago
Sweet Jesus
gsizzles 1 year ago
wow lol
meganloves2shop 1 year ago
Disgusting old lady, gross. I'm old school I belive sex I private and should be not talked about.
stripedsockxx 1 year ago
Vaginal farts smell as bad as the dick that was in there.
kimberlymarie21990 1 year ago
VAG QUIEFS ARE ONLY ACCEPTABLE IF YOURE NOT A WHORE!!! Then, its natrual. But if you are a whore you need to close down shop for about half a year and let that shit tighten back up, you nasty sluts! Who would really want to hit somethin so blown out that it farts when you hit it?. Fuckin horrible, whory, nasty BITCHES!!!
svolgasts 1 year ago
wow ;)
thandai72 1 year ago
You know what else women can do that men can't... fuck all, the useless split arses.
Chewyfied 1 year ago
@thdedg45 its a sex talk show... wat do u expect?? lol
Anemakz 1 year ago
OMG that's so funny
Deathpuppy5 1 year ago
that's how you know you hittin right make me go even harder
g36before12 1 year ago
Retard yankee TV
BritishWarLord 1 year ago 3
She is right......when that happens to me....me and my boyfriend just sit there and laugh....and its not akward at all really.....but its funny as hell when it happens :P
ManaMoah17 1 year ago
this woman is a legend!
dabrowidafro 1 year ago
when she was doing the hand action I became a virgin again
lioxoda 1 year ago
creepy.
rockstar08876 1 year ago
She came to my school, and she was soooo funny!
sparrow1380 1 year ago
Sue Johanson is one of the many reasons that Canadian's should feel proud :-P
ghostid 1 year ago
this woman cracks me up
6BURG9 1 year ago
@6BURG9 omg i knoooow, i used to watch her all the time when i had this one channel.. been so long i forgot the name of the channel but her show would come on, and it's great, wonderful advice, but she makes it fun/funny
dokushirizo 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS OLD CHICK! I wish I had a grandma that funny!
smoth7 1 year ago 2
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Mucky old cow, she gets off on her vagina farting probably.
xScreenStarletx 1 year ago
Funniest shit ever!
jga665 1 year ago
i wouldn't ask her anything.. shes embarsing :L
alessiabbyxD 1 year ago
Mösenpfurz in German!!!
FBIAustria 1 year ago
She farted twice!!
chocolatejuggalo 1 year ago
i watched this show with my dad and we were laughing r ass off at this nasty ass old lady. one lady asked how many dicks can she fit up her vagina. fucking sick
writerboy111 1 year ago
Thats Might Be Hilarious For A Woman
But If A Woman Queefed On My Penis
I Might Have To Knock Her Out
spamman675 1 year ago
@spamman675 no its not really funny for a woman either
theres no way to prevent it :(
uberfriponne 1 year ago
This show never should've gotten cancelled. I have such fond memories of forcing my sister to watch it against her will, lol. Face it, this show is better than most of the commercial bullshit on Comedy Central nowdays. Sue Johanson is one of my heroes on MySpace, lol.
mussman717word 1 year ago 2
That's umm i think Susan Johnson or Something like that it's some late night tv show.
CrazyStyles313 1 year ago
lol shes tight!
LaMasChevere22 1 year ago
"OOOOH, QUEEFING!" She's so excited, heh.
ZeldaDD 1 year ago 4
OH! QUEEFING!
CrusherDestroyer69 1 year ago
when me and my girl do it doggie style she does that it is so funny but she dont like it lol
MegaJesse98 1 year ago 3
That old phuck!
SexyLiLLeilaniMya 1 year ago
Long live Satan! -_-
UngratefulSwine 1 year ago
thats a old pussy fart
200nikesdeep 1 year ago
Omg I seriously live this woman!!!!! She's old, but she says fart...sweet!!!!! I have GOT to watch this on tv if it's on anymore.
bgsidd 1 year ago 2
@bgsidd yeah it was on and its sick but hilarious
writerboy111 1 year ago
o_o
InfiniteJT 1 year ago
yeah your right that shit is prity rank
gun135metal 1 year ago
ew sick
CryptoXAngel 1 year ago
Dam that granny owns!
iSilversaku 1 year ago 2
how old this lady with red sweater
bestamerica 1 year ago
OMG OMG!!!! phahahaha
CryptoXAngel 1 year ago
just laugh just laugh
...
12321gigi 1 year ago
They prevent embolisms which can kill u...porn stars have died from cardiac embolisms wen they air goes into ur bloodstream..
ihatespraycheese 1 year ago
hahaha lol..i love this woman!
TheQ8FlowerQ8 1 year ago
its gross hearing an old lady say things like that
joliefan9 1 year ago
It's a natural reaction. As she said, the air has to go somehwere...and squeezing through moist, tight va-jay-jay walls will make a sound that's sure to mortify any woman who produces it XD
And for those of you who think this lady is gross or wierd...at least she's educating people in need of knowledge!
JunieBJones16 1 year ago
" Vaginal Farts are More Fun "
HAHAHAHA WTF ! !
Jasssooonnn 1 year ago
FUNNNNIEST VIDEO EVER!
socaliboi1 1 year ago
Thats true :) (Not that I experienced it!.... *fofl* )
What can be better than sex and fun (laugh) ??????? :-D
Bramborail 1 year ago
I thought it was va-gine-al not vage-in-al I lovve herrrrrrrr show she's precios
lizziebubblebear 1 year ago
she's very delicate .... like the best of grandmas
damphier14 1 year ago
she is right..mad chicks try to stop it and it is even funnier when they hold there stomach and pretend its something else..
maddog10306 1 year ago
An old lady.... This.... I cried.
Didongoes411 1 year ago 5
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Mahaneela 1 year ago
it scares me that this creepy woman knows what a queef is. :|
sinthuxmachina 1 year ago
haha, this lady rocks
Kadrius23 2 years ago 2
@thdedg45
lmao at your comment
GeneralUser1926 2 years ago 3
what about road warrior?
PREY4WAR 2 years ago 3
OOOHHH , QUEEFING!!!!
TheUSAFPatriot 2 years ago 6
this women is a genious lol she makes me laugh so much.
FaLlOfAgOvErNmEnt 2 years ago 4
So....GROSS!!!! gaaaaaah *jumps out highrise window*
SicSolution 2 years ago 5
Thank you, that was very informative
HotZombieMan 2 years ago 2
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Vaginal farts are disgusting. And they DO smell. CRAB PASTE
TYREL2010 2 years ago
HAHAHAHHAHA I laughed SO HARD when she said "YOU CAN BLOW HIM ACROSS THE ROOM!"
lilmzpreach 2 years ago 5
how how???? ''gagoom gagoom gagoom".....this is great sex
hardminder 2 years ago 3
Teehee VaJayJay Farts!!!
LagBoy86 2 years ago 2
My ex one time we were going at it, she queefed and then I laughed my ass off and she stopped the sex for the night and got mad and wouldnt talk.
UnseenAGT 2 years ago 4
Hard to believe that someone put her on television.
MackinacIs 2 years ago
Why? Her show is actually pretty informative and keeps the mood a little lighter on a touchy subject.
strongbadd665 2 years ago 3
I suppose so.
MackinacIs 2 years ago
Hilarious lady
Andnie 2 years ago 3
She could blow me across the room, but what's with this queef?
Carolina463 2 years ago
GABOOP GABOOP GABOOP. Hahahaha, I never knew sex sounded like that.
IchLiebeDichSwei 2 years ago 59
@IchLiebeDichSwei hahhahhahhah I used to watch British comedy to make myself laugh...but this stuff is way funnier
goodbyelonglive44 1 year ago
stink hole! Man, I'm gettin' the spins.
MrBigsteve9999 2 years ago
i just remember south park..........they have a story with this...hahahahahaha
pipskain 2 years ago
same hahahhaha
9392Joker 2 years ago
take it from a guy's perspective we don't give a damn about the noise as long as you're not cutting ass farts at the same time.
itsumonihon 2 years ago 5
@itsumonihon lol
ilovemushi 2 years ago
The vagina is a dead-end street! That has to be the truest, most philosophically sound comment ever made on planet earth!
steve51704000 2 years ago 7
mm i'll have to agree .
mfgunit 2 years ago
With all my respect lady :) ur so raight
sam0o0o013 2 years ago
woooh that lady kicks ass! haha
ramsayschannel 2 years ago 3