but seriously, I think homeless guy would be an amazing undercover job. I mean...who wouldn't want to be a superhero that doesn't have to wear tights everywhere he goes xD
If I could be a superhero I would be.... Richard Gere. I'd catch all those super villians at night and shove randoms things up their rear. -I don't know what the rest of the lyrics would be.
If I could be a superhero I would be.... Richard Gere. I'd catch all those super villains at night and shove randoms things up their rear. I would drown lots of bad guys with my venomous pee. Then bust off a cap into each of their knees. I'd then be the hero that all criminals fear, cause I would be... Richard Gere!
Lmfao He is a genius! Hahaha people don't realize that the average person cant just come up with a random song and start playing music on the spot AND MAKE IT FUNNY... Serious multi-tasking lol.
@chaos2inferno Dude....you dont realize how serious rape is do you? Whether "effective" or not, rape is a very serious crime, and people may take offense to this comment. Im not trying to be an ass, or start a fight. And I realize its just a joke, but just be careful dude. Rape is extremely serious and a horrible thing in this world.
@chaos2inferno You said you would be Rape Man. Rape is very serious, and nothing to joke about. And before you get defensive and start something, my girlfriend was raped when she was 12 years old. Shes 19 now and it still affects her. So all I'm asking is that you watch what you say. I dont want any trouble. My girlfriend read that comment and almost freaked out. Thanks a bunch for your cooperation.
@AlphaDog2090 oh. i'm sorry that happened to her but i'm not going to censor any joke i make because it might be offensive to somebody. if everyone did that then there would be no funny jokes. he made fun of homeless people in this act, but i don't see anyone complaining. i appreciate the civility though.
@AlphaDog2090 i understand but this is a Stephen lynch comedy she souled not be watching if its that touchy you can blame no one here for leaving comments like that on his video she souled not be watching this video then no one here is to blame its Stephen lynch video
@XRGvampire every fucking idiot that makes a rape joke is to blame for rape culture PERIOD!
its a form of rape enabling, get that through your thick biggoted head. Every rape joke sends out the message that its ok to rape, that its ok to blame the woman, that its ok to turn a blind eye and that its ok to upset rape victims, seriously sort yourself out.
@yellowcougar18 i'm aware. saw a spoof of it on youtube, laughed my ass off. hilarious idea, but apparently instead of making it funny, they tried to make it a serious anime, and that was the wrong move.
@thomasjawesome665 thank you my friend, without you i might have forgotten them. you should be my sidekick. you shall become "rape lad" my trusty partner in crime.
im done with you guys right here ur just shouting out words, ahhh fuck it, lip! . this is like the turrets syndrome section right here. ahha ah fuck it
Somebody give this guy a fucking medal.
403ForbiddenLT 4 weeks ago 2
2:05
XTEAMshoopDAwhoopX 1 month ago
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
kassieanne9 1 month ago
I'd be Anti-Social Man! Traversing the Internet 24/7, taking care of it's citizens one troll at a time!
manineedasnowcone 2 months ago
I'd be "L Girl" going to the les bars of justice! :D
ZoeyNotFromL4D 2 months ago
I love 2:10
NicolePayten 2 months ago
FUCK! LIP! TOW-TRUCK!
biscutbuu69 2 months ago
i am a super hero called dildo man
jewbor 2 months ago
well damn
Dmaster101ful 3 months ago
Homeless Man, the world is safe, but the wine is gone!
brj0207 3 months ago 2
this freakin hilarious
MrReesy14 3 months ago
FUCK COCK FUCK PUSSY!!! AHHHHH PENIS! LMFAO!!!!!
SPC08010 3 months ago
I swear to god i may be trerus guy
EmmortalKnight 4 months ago
Social Invisibility Man
squal3469 5 months ago
hes pretty cool
ssmars39 5 months ago
I'd be a real life "The Flash" cept my costume would be an overcoat.......
Cpt50Caliber 5 months ago
i am beer me bitch giving people beer whenever they ask!!!
Morigeau12 5 months ago
"Fuck it! LIP!!!....TOWTRUCK :D!!"
BambiBat 5 months ago
No Thank You Stephen
NewSnipers 5 months ago
funniest comidean ever
codeblack300 6 months ago
7 people fucked a goat.
sweene113 7 months ago 2
goatse guy is my hero
herro71 7 months ago
He furgot bong guy!!!! Nooooo lol
DRarKAngEL5551239 7 months ago
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2:08 and homeless GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYY
CommentsAreAwesome 7 months ago
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CommentsAreAwesome 7 months ago
I would be Emo Girl! or Lolita Girl! lol :)
ArabellaTV 7 months ago
Skeet shooter boy
bcjbs5 7 months ago
I am turrets boy! Stop or I'll NAW COCK FUCK, NAAAAAAAA PENIS!
....Strangely compelling turrets boy..
Garrettk2Smilet 7 months ago
moterboat man
maxpowerpie 7 months ago in playlist Stephen Lynch
If I could be a Super Hero
I would be Pyro Guy
Setting fire to those who cause crimes
and watching them slowly die.....
(I made that one up myself XP)
MovieMagicMaster 8 months ago 4
waht a bout "fuck you man" "hey put down that tv" says fym "why" says the burgler "fuck you" replied fym
felolis 8 months ago
@felolis Different show.
XxProsAreLamexX 6 months ago
hahahaha!!!!!!! sooo great!! :P
1994wee 8 months ago
I think I saw homeless guy earlier.
Herufaia 9 months ago
It's funny cause you don't really think of his talent (because of the hilarious lyrics,) but his voice is seriously good.
livvyandlove 9 months ago 4
@livvyandlove He was on broadway for a while.
dclancy 8 months ago
you drunken motherfuckers...
ADTRscreamo69 9 months ago
GO BONG MAN!!!!!
Purplepizza4 9 months ago in playlist stephen lynch
but seriously, I think homeless guy would be an amazing undercover job. I mean...who wouldn't want to be a superhero that doesn't have to wear tights everywhere he goes xD
chickita2013 9 months ago
stephan lynch is awesome
heavyscrapmetal 9 months ago
5 people have felt the wrath of Bestiality Boy
razrbak312 10 months ago 3
@razrbak312 have felt the wra-a-a-aa-aath... of bestiality boy ;)
luvthetunesmannn 9 months ago
If I could be a superhero I would be.... Richard Gere. I'd catch all those super villians at night and shove randoms things up their rear. -I don't know what the rest of the lyrics would be.
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If I could be a superhero I would be.... Richard Gere. I'd catch all those super villains at night and shove randoms things up their rear. I would drown lots of bad guys with my venomous pee. Then bust off a cap into each of their knees. I'd then be the hero that all criminals fear, cause I would be... Richard Gere!
peabods87 10 months ago
u are a fuck
MyWadel 10 months ago
u fucker
MyWadel 10 months ago
5 people had 2 put on new tights
pigfarts100 10 months ago
TERETS BOY XDDDD
beccaxx2244 10 months ago
lonely island wrote premature ejaculate man's theme already
DistinctlyRandom 10 months ago 57
@DistinctlyRandom this was before lonely island
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beastiality guy fucked 5 peoples pets
1995markusnunemacher 11 months ago 14
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Thumbs if you are watching in 2011 lol
s3m1pr0 11 months ago
Work with me on this. Look at all related/suggestions vids to the side. And look at all his expressions. That's fucking epic xD
albamababe 11 months ago
@albamababe Noticed also XD
Xavier0219 11 months ago
He has the voice of an angel.
ShaneWiley98 11 months ago 4
That Bob guy sounds like an ass XD
Lovethoseleafs 11 months ago 6
the Stephen Lynch version of superhero on spotify is funnyer!
femoverhalvtolv 11 months ago
Beastiality boy, the world is safe but the sheep are nervous!
CalebRobinsonMusic 11 months ago 110
@CalebRobinsonMusic Except the sheep here in NZ, theyre used to that lol
CliffOnBass86 11 months ago
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TarRinion 11 months ago
especially bob X'D
8annie81 1 year ago 2
4 people are that goat
WilhelminaGrady13 1 year ago 2
4 people are homeless or goats
MrPieandmilk 1 year ago 3
lol homeless guy
CheeseWithToastOn 1 year ago
Is this bad if this gives me a boner?
DAshekony 1 year ago 5
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@DAshekony Is this bad if this gives me a boner?
me: yes very lol
MASTERNINjA73 1 year ago
@DAshekony yes:D
Sten558 1 year ago
This sooooooo funny
SuperCoolguyjoe 1 year ago
There is porn of it. xD
pencil20000 1 year ago
4 ppl are homeless
CHeeSeYoWniGe 1 year ago
@partyguy10 The guy said "latino man" but i couldn't hear what the woman said
theoneandonlyandyman 1 year ago
i'm so sick but this part 1 aswell just made me cry laughing. :')
littlemisssquishie 1 year ago
What were the first two people to shout out at the beginning of this part? Before he decided on Tourette's Boy.
partyguy10 1 year ago
I love fellatio girl
kuwabara117 1 year ago
rim job girl that a good super hero if some ass hole steals your tv lick em
or butt sex man i famous frase is "i shale use no lube" lol thumbs up for that
barfbrany 1 year ago
2:09 ...and homeless GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY
Yay4suzu 1 year ago 4
All those super heroes they named would be like
Dick in the mouth man:"Homeless man you will be the decoy while I suck the dudes dick for information"
DarkIceGunner42 1 year ago 5
yu could skin them and drain them of blood till they die.....especially that mother fucker Bob
Heartbreaker121895 1 year ago
my dad wanted to call the guys in white with the cushioned walls, cuz i was laughin so mad
xNARAxCRAZYA55x 1 year ago
"Beast...oh, 'baaaa'. I'm trying to fuckin forget that one."
PsychoHanyo 1 year ago
Lmfao He is a genius! Hahaha people don't realize that the average person cant just come up with a random song and start playing music on the spot AND MAKE IT FUNNY... Serious multi-tasking lol.
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I am Fuck you dude
jermyn6969 1 year ago
fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard! rotfl
inuyashafan4vr 1 year ago 2
Lip! Tow truck!
SuperJMunday 1 year ago
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3 people should go chill with Bestiality boy
JOshj5hawk 1 year ago 163
@JOshj5hawk and what's wrong with that???
astikel 1 year ago
@JOshj5hawk Beastiality
Arcane206 1 year ago
@Arcane206 no, he was right
zdr0ss 1 year ago
@JOshj5hawk
or fellicuio girl... :D
Gr1zz3m 11 months ago
@JOshj5hawk no no no you got it all wrong....6 people have Homeless Guy as their undercover jobs and they don't wanna give away their identity
chickita2013 9 months ago
If I recall his name was orginaly "pre-mature ejectulator boy" xD
OMGlifeGETone 1 year ago 5
i started laughing so hard my sides hurt
imajugglette4life 1 year ago 2
there are some really fucked up people in the audience, i mean dick in the mouth boy? WTF!?
Funny as hell though XD
hellfre 1 year ago 10
i would be RAPE MAN! with his trusty utility belt that carries only one thing... a bunch of trojan magnums. no one would break the law ever again.
chaos2inferno 1 year ago 90
@chaos2inferno unless they were really bored and lonely!
ciano537 1 year ago
@chaos2inferno Shouldn't you have some mouth gags, manacles, chains, and ropes?
dmld96 7 months ago
@dmld96 I think thats BDSM, bro...just saying...
AlphaDog2090 6 months ago
@AlphaDog2090 I did not say whips.
dmld96 6 months ago
@chaos2inferno Dude....you dont realize how serious rape is do you? Whether "effective" or not, rape is a very serious crime, and people may take offense to this comment. Im not trying to be an ass, or start a fight. And I realize its just a joke, but just be careful dude. Rape is extremely serious and a horrible thing in this world.
AlphaDog2090 6 months ago
@AlphaDog2090 i don't even remember what i said. can you refresh my memory so i can figure out whether or not i was wrong?
chaos2inferno 6 months ago
@chaos2inferno You said you would be Rape Man. Rape is very serious, and nothing to joke about. And before you get defensive and start something, my girlfriend was raped when she was 12 years old. Shes 19 now and it still affects her. So all I'm asking is that you watch what you say. I dont want any trouble. My girlfriend read that comment and almost freaked out. Thanks a bunch for your cooperation.
AlphaDog2090 6 months ago
@AlphaDog2090 Yes rape IS serious but the comment is from some retarded teenager on the internet who's trolling...( just guessing)
lewisstonerhouse08 6 months ago
@lewisstonerhouse08 You never hear about ass rape man, don't you?
therrydicule 5 months ago
@AlphaDog2090 oh. i'm sorry that happened to her but i'm not going to censor any joke i make because it might be offensive to somebody. if everyone did that then there would be no funny jokes. he made fun of homeless people in this act, but i don't see anyone complaining. i appreciate the civility though.
chaos2inferno 5 months ago
@AlphaDog2090 i understand but this is a Stephen lynch comedy she souled not be watching if its that touchy you can blame no one here for leaving comments like that on his video she souled not be watching this video then no one here is to blame its Stephen lynch video
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@XRGvampire wow i feel like an ass wrong person this goes to @chaos2inferno
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@XRGvampire every fucking idiot that makes a rape joke is to blame for rape culture PERIOD!
its a form of rape enabling, get that through your thick biggoted head. Every rape joke sends out the message that its ok to rape, that its ok to blame the woman, that its ok to turn a blind eye and that its ok to upset rape victims, seriously sort yourself out.
vitaemecha 5 months ago
@chaos2inferno Too late. There's already a rape man.
Seriously. He's an anime character.
yellowcougar18 5 months ago
@yellowcougar18 i'm aware. saw a spoof of it on youtube, laughed my ass off. hilarious idea, but apparently instead of making it funny, they tried to make it a serious anime, and that was the wrong move.
chaos2inferno 5 months ago
@chaos2inferno don't forget the ruffies!
thomasjawesome665 4 months ago
@thomasjawesome665 thank you my friend, without you i might have forgotten them. you should be my sidekick. you shall become "rape lad" my trusty partner in crime.
chaos2inferno 4 months ago
@chaos2inferno yessss ima be a superhero! :D rape lad, away!!!!!!!!!!!
thomasjawesome665 4 months ago
Yes I solve crime... where ever I might be that day.
Onaga76 1 year ago 5
oh my god.. i was in tears laughing.. this is his best song i have heard so far
dngrsdave 1 year ago 8
"i am beastiality man!!!"
"STOP!! PUT DOWN YOUR FIREARM OR.... i'll rape your cat..." XD i just made it up lol
demon11233455 1 year ago 3
when the guy with tourettes proposed to his girlfriend, what did he say?
guy : Will you marry meh-PENIS!!!!
Girlfriend : I WILL!!!!! :D 2 min later in the backseat of his car (sucking and choking sounds)
TheFrigginAwesome 1 year ago 5
Are you jizztroff woman? no shes not jizztroff woman.....OR IS SHEE?!
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666 likes......awesome*
WoWfiend07 1 year ago
66 likes......awesome
WoWfiend07 1 year ago
@WoWfiend07 now its 669
superrangerkid1997 1 year ago
@superrangerkid1997 now its 668
WoWfiend07 1 year ago
@WoWfiend07 now its 696 haha
immawat 1 year ago
turretts boy the greatest super hero ever
EvilErnie1992 1 year ago
@EvilErnie1992 (tourettes)
MrsJoJoMcDodd 1 year ago
dick in the mouth man, flacio girl, giztrof girl, narc boy, bong man, beastality boy, homeless man, premature ejaculation boy and terrets boy.
majicuser 1 year ago
@majicuser (tourettes)
MrsJoJoMcDodd 1 year ago
2 guys pressed wrong buttom coz theyre loughting tears....
ThePianolover93 1 year ago
Terre-ts boy XP
puppypaws808 1 year ago
I solve crime... wherever I might be that day.
Onaga76 1 year ago
Siir, are you buttsexman?
1slasken1 1 year ago
Some classics never get old!
McLovin1511 1 year ago 3
omg this is crazy hahaha. . . the audience is ummmm. . .. yyeeeaaaa. lol its funny though
chelseagirl321 1 year ago
2 peoples are doctors named Bob.
DarkLordOfPenguins 1 year ago 4
Wow i would feel so safe with these superheros protecting my town!
soonergirl27 1 year ago
Personaly I would be I did your mom Man :p
mufassasan 1 year ago
im am turrets boy stop or i AAAHGAHHH~! COCK GRAAAAHHH FUCK!! AAAAAAAHHH~!!! PENIS!! lol i died laughing xD
lolwtfgirl13 1 year ago 4
and homeless GGGGGUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
hoosier9009 1 year ago 262
@hoosier9009 Homless Guy is my new favorite super hero!
ArabellaTV 7 months ago 4
this guy's a genius!
19bassie92 1 year ago
2 People Who Didn't Like This Are Pre-Mature Ajackulators! xD
JimehTee 1 year ago 5
@JimehTee haha dont be silly, as if they have a gf
Auron710 1 year ago
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And he can fucking sing!!
TWYOP 1 year ago
OMG!!!!! This guy is sooooooooo fucking funny!!!!!!!!!
TWYOP 1 year ago
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0:19 "latino man"!!!
DarknessWind77 1 year ago
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DarknessWind77 1 year ago
What about Multicultural Kid >.>
StealthAssasin1 1 year ago
they missed valtrax man
benJamin1m45 1 year ago
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what is a "Dactor"?
lol91210 1 year ago
what is a "Dactor"?
lol91210 1 year ago
@lol91210 Doctor
C0LT0NTV 1 year ago
funnyyyy x
bfflmusicvids 1 year ago
how about THE FATMAN??
mopoman0 1 year ago
This is the funnyest shit ever I need to start mixin my music and some comedy together like this comdedy genius
josh212p 1 year ago
... a superhero like meeeee and homeless GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYY!!!
TheGreenGopher 1 year ago 2
HOMELESS GUY i think thats me.
TheMongoosegod 1 year ago
"I am Tourettes Boy now put, fuck fuck fuckedy fuck, damn it every time...fuck!"
kidddogbites 1 year ago 5
he cut out the ending :(
"Or you could be subtle, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her Mad Cow disease, let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lie
Especially Bob
Then you would be Justice Guy.
Then you would be a Superhero, like me."
Echelonninja 1 year ago 5
Tourettes boy. xD
roboraptor10 1 year ago
Someone should have said Buttsex man
OliverCB 1 year ago 2
@OliverCB in another one some1 did say tht
theyatemahlaser 1 year ago
im done with you guys right here ur just shouting out words, ahhh fuck it, lip! . this is like the turrets syndrome section right here. ahha ah fuck it
camram89 1 year ago
@smbtjb you got two 6 in there
SmeeTheDog 1 year ago
DAMN!! he's awesome lol best damn vid ever made... damit lol
headazard 1 year ago
the "turret's" people lol. i am TURRET"S BOY!! lmao
xXLadyTsunadeHimeXx 1 year ago
how would they name a super hero that was hemaphrodite
TheSpectre32 1 year ago 3
@TheSpectre32 holy shit dude im fuckin high right now and that queston fuckin got me bro im lmao now
ridefox33 1 year ago
@TheSpectre32 Robin.
studly00muffin 1 year ago
im going to die laughing to this shit XD
Mewtwo2341 1 year ago
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@Mewtwo2341 i meant to put thumbs up lol
camram89 1 year ago
Bong man
"hey, put down tha- aw fuck it."
equinox627 1 year ago
he left out buttsex guy
Buttsex guy: Put down that TV
Villian: Why shoud I- OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
earthfire10 1 year ago 5
why do you need an Awesome van if you can fly? lol
DoAclanep1csniper 1 year ago
@DoAclanep1csniper Hard to carry more than 2 criminals :)
lordofthenolife 1 year ago