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  • This is the funniest shit I've seen all day

  • This is the first time I hear Glen Beck. He's a complete jerk, idiot and a bought asshole.

  • Funny and just soooo stupid.

  • jesus wrote the constitution?

    i guess that means the schooling system is corrupted too

  • Jesus wrote the constitution? Holy shit, I had no idea...

    Not only am I uninformed, but I'm also a communist, rice eating, muslim, illegal alien, terrorist with a fake birth certificate. THE WORST KIND!!!

  • greenwald is great people need to open there eyes and stop smashing on him

  • Glen Beck is a model American and I support everything he says. IF you love America you love Beck.  You'll all going to hell.

  • Glenn Beck rules

  • 780 Million ?

    LIE !!!

    NO ONE ever claimed 780 Million at Becks Rally, just more bullshit from the Ultra Progressive Shit Stain Greenwald, who Owns Bravenewfilms, yeah Go Figure !

  • All this guy is "reporting" what Beck and others said. I have watched Glenn Beck and he has said nothing like deporting people.

  • Question Israel with boldness.

    Question 9/11 with boldness.

    Speak without fear.

    Hold to the truth.

    Glenn Beck

  • For the first minute I actually had trouble discerning if this was real or a parody.

  • It's not about politics anymore. This isn't a game. This is our lives. And if you think corporate America cares about you, you are sorely mistaken. We people in the middle have to start taking care of each other. No one else will -- especially from psychotic assholes like Glenn Beck. Who is an ACTOR and gets paid like one, to lie right to your face without you knowing. God speed people, God speed.

  • People like Glenn Beck are terrorists. Only they aren't destroying America, they're planting the seed of inception. Allowing weak minded individuals in the masses to destroy America themselves. Open your eyes! If you cannot see that this fucking clown is separating us and trying to cloud our minds with his down right psychotic ramblings, you are fucked. Now, normally I wouldn't have a problem with that you see --fucking yourself over, but in turn you are fucking us ALL.

  • Yo Jesus wrote the constitution 2000+ years ago so take that Jefferson who wrote the constitution and his own version of the bible....i guess Beck's supporters are going to come out and say Thomas Jefferson was the second comming of christ...which i would not be too opposed to considering he made it part of his life's work stamping out ignorance.

  • dude i want to kill all of his fans. there are no stupider people

  • oOOPS THERE GOES THE vicks TO THE EYES FAKE TEARING BASTARD

  • Very funny video, Greenwald is an artist

    P.S. I eat rice too

  • "Le Bebe - Homme Pleurant" was such a moving piece of modern theater. L'Homme Pleurant's rendition of the rape and murder of a young girl in 1990 was both frightening and revelatory.

    I gave the show a full 5 GB tears!

  • Haha... This is freaking hilarious! The supporters in the background actually believes his crap!

  • "Le Bebe - Homme Pleurant, celebrated as a brilliant postmodern tragic clown..."

    May I say this was fucking brilliant. Thumbs up to your writers.

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  • Jesus wrote the Constitution? What the hell kind of history book has that guy been reading out of?

  • @kaikincaid96 satire, but rather see it in a literal sense, and thus feel the need to point out their higher perceived intelligence, while quite ironically blindly absorbing the lies fed by the extreme right wing. However, by insulting Glenn Beck, you came off as anything but a Republican nut, and so it seemed more likely that you were simply taking this literally, especially as there was no hint of sarcasm, facetiousness, hyperbole, etc. Even ending the comment with the short facepalm comment

  • @deutdeutful Apology accepted. However I have one question about your comment; taking what literally? In all fairness to my self, I wrote that in about 2 min. I can appreciate your time and effort, however my friend, you are looking way to deep into my comment. I suggest you give it a rest. :) perhaps I used the wrong wording pertaining to my original comment that you commented on. Ignorant is a better word. But really, does semantics matter? Its Youtube! I'm not writing a paper for collage. :)

  • isn't it weird, Robert Greenwald gets support from, moveon.org and the center for American progress ". don't believe everything you hear or see, do your own homework. the facts speak for themselves.

  • Brilliant! The 1st graders need to go back to school and let the big kids fix all the problems.

  • Stalins wife ?! ahahahahahahahaaaaaa! Stop please, hahahahahahaha.

  • "Jesus wrote the Constitution"? His viewers are uneducated & just as stupid as Glen Beck.

    The U.S. Constitution is the work of several men, directly & indirectly. The three most notable persons whose work influenced the Constitution but who were not involved in its writing are Thomas Jefferson, John Adams and Thomas Paine. The group of men involved in the writing of the Constitution are generally referred to as the "framers". I can see it now: "don't confuse me with facts! commie" (face palm)

  • @kaikincaid96 with all due respect, are you retarded? Or is this some kind of extremely subtle ironic sarcasm?

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  • @deutdeutful With all due respect Did you watch the whole video? There is a glen Beck supporter in one scene who clams the constitution was written by Jesus. I was laughing about that quite hysterically. So I posted that comment up for a Glen beck supporters who thought other wise. And to answer your question. of course this subtle sarcasm. What else would it be? lol FYI: I'm not retard. What you wrote just makes you look like a total jackass.

  • @kaikincaid96 I did use strong words, so I apologize. I've seen too many really thick people, and with your specific phrasing, the subtle sarcasm was lost on me. Perhaps the totally matter of fact, formal nature of the comment? You call both the people shown on the show and Glenn Beck stupid, and then proceed to explain how it wasn't Jesus who in fact wrote the Constitution. If you omitted the insult on Glenn Beck, it would work as parody of dumbfounded Republicans who can't see this as a

  • Is organic rice "extra communist?"

  • Sweet, this guy played a character in HBO's "Oz."

  • Ive never thought Beck was crazier than i do now.

    lol at rice eater.

  • HAHAHA nice smear troll. 2/10. lol@ the idiots interviewed, too.

  • Sick paranoid Glenn STFU Beck needs to tell which party is training militias hell bent on mayhem,racism and terrorism!The dogmatic ass sore needs to say which party is telling it's people to hurt and vandalize properties of Democrats!He needs to tell who is giving billions in tax breaks to mega corp offshoring ALL their jobs!Which party started an onerous war,caved in our economy so badly that recovery will take as much as it took Bush to destroy it!NO majic wan can fix it people ,it takes time!

  • jesus wrote the constitution lmao

  • wow what a horrible clip... talk about yellow journalism lol but its kinda funny i suppose

  • this is funny, but dangerous in itself as people take it seriously

  • I've attached my name to this video too. CNNBC...what a hoot! Beck learned everything he knows from Dr. Gene Scott.

  • There's a nice cold block of ice in the ninth circle of Hell with Glenn Becks name on it.

  • Are people really this dumb or is this a joke of some kind???

  • leave the parodies to The Onion - this sucks

  • @wildhias

    The sad thing is that people on the left don't know that this is a parody. They actually get there news from things like this or the onion or Jon Stewart and Colbert. Bill Ayers, a college professor, actually cited the onion and Stewart as his primary source of news, and he wasn't joking

  • @jjrglobal "...a college professor, actually cited the onion and Stewart as his primary source of news..." ergo: "people on the left ...... get there news from things like this" Well, certainly can't argue with such thoroughly researched and documented evidence as that. What was that, a Glenn Beck study? btw, it's 'their', not 'there'.

  • @aqueousone

    Stewart was named the most trusted news source by liberals just last year, so its noy just one guy that believes in fake news, its most of you retards.

  • @jjrglobal Correction (typical right-wing misinformation...Fox News sheep). What Stewart does, with a comedic slant, is EXPOSE the bullshit and LIES that you Koolaid-drinking Fox followers are too thick to see as you watch every day.

  • Jesus wrote the constitution..........JESUS?!?­!?

  • @acocful parody |ˈparədē|

    noun ( pl. -dies)

    an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.

  • cody and others like you: Please wake up and check the facts!!!!!! You have been scammed from the very beginning of this farce with Beck. He is laughing all the way to the bank as you the teabaggers make him ridiculously rich and famous at your expense. You have shown your ignorance forwarding the viral emails with lies about healthcare, then the birther idiots, and lately that Beck has a brain. CHECK THE FACTS!! And while you're at it, use spellchecker please.

  • Hows that Change work "in fir ya guys, Beck my get out of control but Obama needsto be the of control advisary too keep the old feet to the fire.Don't see anyother new worthymedia station taking up any causes to help hold their feet to the fire.That isexacty what should done by the leamstreet butNothing oh its all good on the front mister president.If there were going to be change it does'nt seem it is good change but damaging WoW

  • Great video... peeled right off the Onion... and very true

  • It's really sad how easily the useful idiots can be duped. Some of you may need to do some research on a translation for that comment. Are you serious in believing this childish jumble of sound bites and created blackboard puns is Glenn Beck's message? What do you want to accomplish in life other than play with your crackberry and tap your foot to American karaoke and dancing with the c listers.

  • Tea baggers are so sad....I feel very, very sorry for them that they can't or won't find out the truth about Beck.

  • @kansasdem1 That is because my freind, the tea bagergs as you call them are hard working people who have the same idea's of how their tax's,energy and healthcare bills are going through the roof but people who don't want to get educated and get a job to help keep the country running don't care and don't help just kind a waste.That is not how this country would prosper.

  • not real

    

  • What is worse: that there are people like Beck in a position to reach millions, or that millions listen and agree with him?

  • Can some body please give Glen Beck throat cancer so he can shut the fuck up. The man is menace, and a coward.

  • @hank1972 Don't lissen to him and no one should get cancer my brother just passed with Cancer...........

  • @codyharley1 Sorry about your bro all grand parents died from cancer. But if Beck would die slowly I would only be to happy. I have no respect for any 1 that can openly lie about history. Do not defend a man that uses you for his own gain. He is trying to convince you that his believes are yours. Be your own person not a a clown like that parasite.

  • @hank1972

    Can you tell me one specific lie that Beck has told that relates to history?

  • @jjrglobal That the US is a Christian Country, how the there really is no sep of church and state. Yet Thomas Jefferson and Treaty of Tripoli say completely Diff.

  • @hank1972

    The US is predominately Christian according to the latest census. A guest on Becks show said that separation of Church and State is nowhere in the Constitution or Declaration, Beck just parroted what he said. That said I do think Beck believes that god should not be omitted entirely from gov, something I totally disagree with, as I am an atheist. Now tell me a nonsubjective lie he has told. Something other than ones opinion

  • @jjrglobal Yeah they both spewed that yet they left out that Jefferson was the biggest support of Sep of Church/State. Oh and lies... expanding the myth that Fascism and Marxism are the same thing for 1. Fascism in the complete opposite of Marxism, Basic Poly Sci 101. Question tho as an Atheist my self does his requests to "return to god' not bother you, Curious?

  • @hank1972

    Damnit dude I just tried to send you a message to answer your question and you have friend lock on

  • @jjrglobal ok fixed

  • When Glen Beck was showing the board of dangerous people. I thought for sure under Joe Biden, I saw the name batman. Only Glen Beck can find a way to connection obama and batman as people plotting to destroy the US.

  • GLEN BECK U NEED SOME PUSSY U STUPID CUNT

  • He is dangerous.. The man is batshit crazy.

  • btw this WHOLE thing, having a national campaign to deport this dude for no good reason, is either some stupid publicity stunt that's working or he really is as stupid as the people in the rallies

  • holy shit, this is hilarious

    are u serious?

    translating his name 4 times with bad translator, rearranging the letters, getting some samarian god who is the FOUNDER of the freaking democratic party?

    @1:36-148 is just ridiculous

    i can't believe americans can be such IDIOTS

    when did jesus write the constitution? how could greenwald be a czar? how can anyone take beck seriously? this sad, idiotic cult of his is insane

    he's not even fighting back legitimately, but with conspiracy theories and lies

  • 1:43 "Jesus wrote the Constitution" ....? This shows how cracked the educational system is since the government took over since the 1950's.... very sad.

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  • lol @ jesus wrote the constitution

  • Glenn Beck is a Liar and a 2 faced snake !

  • BRAVE NEW FILMS...Get a life!!!

  • He was right!

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I EAT RICE, SUPPORT OBAMA, AND USE GOOGLE. I MUST BE A COMMUNIST MUSLIM TERRORIST THAT WANTS TO BLOW UP THE WHITEHOUSE.

  • @Tyson0395 They spliced that out of conduct but yea keep doing only those things and by by by freedoms here come the Gov'

  • @Tyson0395 Don't worry, I just reported you to homeland security =D

  • @Tyson0395 second

  • @Tyson0395

    No, but you're a statist socialist.

  • I really hope the people portrayed in this video are fake. If not, I fear for the future.

  • Anyone that believe anything that Glenn Beck says are brain dead ! the republicans are turning this country into a idiocracy ! in Novermber will be phase one of project idiocracy.

  • i can write names and in different languages

    then write barack obama

    then put stalin on there

    and connect them with arrows and find the connections that do not exist

  • lol :( sad the stupidity happens

  • 2:10

    Paid for by Move On?

    Isn't that the same website that posted that "General Betray Us" ad.

    Then when Obama appointed Petraeus as his general they took it down after more than 2 years. Move On has no principles.

  • @GovernmentSham912  i guess you have"the big picture" the founding fathers said u would figure all this,, out cuz jesus wrote the constitution,,and your just a rupert murdock troll u teebaggin ballsukker

  • @1949b

    Seriously?

    And where did you draw the conclusion that I follow the idiot box?..... I mean FOX

    Obama could appoint Dick Cheney as his Defense Secretary and Move One would retract everything they ever wrote about him. They did a swell job in screwing up the anti war movement. As the idiot box ....I mean FOX is doing with the Tea Party. Is Move On going to post an ad about Obama being a traitor because he praised Bush's Iraq surge and how it worked?

  • @GovernmentSham912 maybe u dont hopefully you get your info from multiple sources,,i can be wrong,most idiots that come to these mocking web pages watch to much fox

  • I love this! Very funny and to the point!

  • Great video.

    Thank you so much for causing Glenn Beck so much butt hurt.

    Thumbs up if you agree.

  • Greenwald vs. Beck

    Greenwald uses LOGIC!

    It's super effective!

    Beck tries to cut the mic!

    Beck's attack missed!

    Greenwald uses LOGIC!

    It's super effective!

    Beck faints!

  • Ohhhhhh Slap let me find out Jesus wrote constitution. I been lied too my whole life lol

  • Everyone knows why Glenn Beck hates Robert Greenwald. Not only does Greenwald follow Beck around like a mad dog, he reports Beck's location to the state mental hospital. It's one hing to have Greenwald chasing you. It's quite another to have doctors with butterfly nets.

  • lol!!!!!!!!! okay guys that wasnt true and we know it, dont put anyone down for using humor to slander people the dont like, if your anery at liberals now, just type in something like i hate obama, or liberal are retartds or i hate minorities

  • Best to make fun of a situation that should scare you for the future of your country. This is not funny it doesn't even make sense. You should try reading a book, try to understand where you are being led by this left wing government. It isn't a pretty place, look at Greece and most of the rest of the EU. It is coming soon to a theatre near you, just carry on as if its all good.

  • 1990.

  • This is halarious

  • hahaha wtf this shits hilarious

  • I dont know whether to be amused or scared by Glenn Bucks... im scared cuz he has that big of a following... shit bye bye USA

  • xD Nice satirical take on The Onion News Network! For me, now back to watching MSNBC and PBS News!

  • beck=shit

  • The fact that people are attacking this guy shows that he must be striking a chord with the American people. Videos like this just add to Beck's credibility

  • @TheArmy19D - Glenn Beck and O'Reilly are "political commentators" meaning they state their OPINIONS instead of stating the FACTS...Glenn Beck is teabagging your face...and then asking you to pay him for it haha...All news networks (MSNBC, CNN, and especially Fox News) should all be ignored because everyone needs to THINK for THEMSELVES...do your own research and don't let Beck tell you what he thinks...that Obama is a socialist czar trying to take over the Universe...stay in school Army 19D

  • @ZavierR Notice I did not say if Beck was right or wrong, I said he was striking a chord with the American people. Did I say I supported or agreed with anything he said? No, you just assumed that because you want to lash out at someone with a different opinion. Real mature.

  • @TheArmy19D - I didn't assume anything....you said "Videos like this just ADD to Beck's credibility..." I do my own research b/c I like to know the TRUTH - Glenn Beck being credible is an oxymoron.."Commentators, like me, are paid to give THEIR opinion...anchors are paid to be impartial" -Bill O'Reilly (youtubeDOTcom /watch?v=POm40SV411o) Can anyone analyze what's on Beck's "spider web" graph? Exactly, it's designed to look like it's saying SOMETHING when it says NOTHING! :) God Bless Army19D

  • @ZavierR Designed to look like it's saying something when it says nothing? Reminds me of your comments

  • @TheArmy19D - thanks for the intelligent feed back...you said A LOT...of nothing - besides flipping what I just said about the media...if you don't say something with value (with quotes...or news paper article) then you'll get eaten alive on a youtube debate....google: fact check and politifact -- ONLY IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE FACTS...if you like someone else's opinion then continue to watch MSNBC, CNN, and Fox - go out and vote in November - PEACE

  • @ZavierR This was a debate?

  • Lol "he only cries when he's afraid for the country, or sad... Or hungry!" lol even harder "Jesus wrote the constitution to prevent people like this from taking over the country"

  • Ha! Good one.

    My Glenn Beck Satire: youtube  /watch?v=1l850hT3DR8

  • Becky Glenn is my favorite paranoid moronic idiot. God bless him and the $26 million he makes each year. Yup. He's a regular guy American; as American as ... well ... 26 million dollars can make you.

  • Glenn beck makes more $ than Taylor Swift! What the fuck!?!

    Damn Rupert Murdoch's pockets are deep.

  • What the hell? did that guy seriously say that jesus wrote the constitution? is he retarted?

  • Glenn Beck ,Rush Limbaugh & Fox News=100% LIES

    THEY ARE FASCISTS

  • @themeaningoflife38 Keith Olbermann, Dylan Ratigan & MSNBC=100% Truth.

  • Beck ATMs his own Mom.

    The price was right.

  • you know...i dont really like Glenn Beck, but some parts of this video lead me to belive it is not accurate in some respects....

  • @Xp710 Ya know it's hilarious when you see comments like these. Not saying that this applies to the person making the comment, but usually this is something along the lines of what a Republican says when they realize what the Republican party has become since Eisenhower left office and aren't sure how to leave the Republican party without ostracizing themselves from their peers.

  • This is when you know someone is afraid of you...otherwise, why would he bother and spend soooo much time spouting this disgusting smear.

  • I know who Beck is...a RAVING LOONIE!

  • glenn beck is mentally challenged

  • Glenn Beck is one smart cookie even though he deserves a hard slap.(Then we'd see some real tears), What's worrying is he's got all the gullible people buying into his bullshit. So many idiots in one nation. As much as i can't stand him i gotta admit he's a top notch conman.

  • Beck is a nigger!

  • If you can't tell that this is satire and your taking this as a critical look at Glenn Beck. Then your an idiot.

  • Anyone that thinks, can tell this is supposed to be funny. Glenn Beck rocks, listen to what he is saying people your country is falling into a pit of communism. If you think thats a good thing you don't know anything about history.

  • @TheKickerboy99

    You are cazier than Beck because you believe him. His tears are fake. There is a video on youtube that shows his makesup person putting something under his eyes to make him cry on cue.

  • Did you hear that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990? Google it.

  • can't google it b/c that would mean that i was a terrorist :)

  • glenn beck is a mthr fkn VVOMAN! his penis is grovving next to his vagina....mr.beck...you are a national disgrace....i d say suck my ck but i m afraid you d try......the only thing more pathetic and disgusting than glenna 'bitch' beck is YOUTUBEs ass fkn its format! NVVO traitor assbandittos,TERD EATERS UNITE!VVE MUST STAND UP TO THESE PENIS ENVYING PSYCOPATHS!!!!!

  • holy shit glen becks is fucking insane.

  • It's really sad that the left just can't handle the truth. You don't have facts to back up your argument? Make fun of the people who are using the facts to highlight your Socialist agenda. Prove the facts are wrong by doing your own research, stop whining about Beck's "hate rhetoric", or just except that you are wrong and stop being a sore loser.

  • @Sentry353 ...the left?...you fkn asshat...there is no left / right blaablaablaaa! thier all the same dick munchin pedophiles that have hijacked out republic!its the kueen bitch/rothschilds/rockefellers­!(exxon/british petroleum/dutch shell)aaaaahhh!!!i m fkn losin it!!

  • @treon123456 You're right, you are losing it. You may need to seek professional help. Since there is no left or right, Socialists or Capitalists, but only them and us, what do you suggest we do about it? Thank you for mentioning our nation is still a Republic, where the elected should represent the people instead of dictate to and rule over them. Oh and the tactic of winning an argument is not to just call someone a name and leave it at that. Way to make your point and thanks for proving mine!

  • @Sentry353

    The only sore loser is you and the rest of your hideously uneducated, white power cronies.

  • @SolomanKane2k8 So you are one of us? You seem to be extremely uneducated, comrade! Maybe the reason you are harboring so much hate is because now that the people you idolize so much are in power, things are going to horribly wrong, despite the Socialist utopia they've promised. LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC!

  • @Sentry353

    You would not know what socialism was even if it crept up and yanked the swastika emblazoned dildo out of your ass.

  • @SolomanKane2k8 Again with the hatred. You really have a hard time forming a coherant thought don't you. You have nothing to offer intellectually towards making any valid point. God bless you for your misguided point of view and I hope that the Socialism you bring does not bite you too harshly in the butt!

  • @Sentry353

    You already made an ass of yourself by implying that Obama's government is socialist. Obama is a capitalist imperialist through and through.

  • @SolomanKane2k8 Oh WOW! He's a Marxist Socialist thru and thru. Name 1 example of him being a Capitalist bent on establishing an empire or ruling over any other counties! China and Japan damn near own us financially and other countries are telling us how we should handle foriegn policy!

  • Oh Founders never saw the damage coming that the TV can and has done to this Broken Union.

  • Which part of free speech should we ban first to get Glenn Beck off the air?

  • haha good onion-esque parody of that clown named beck

  • Ah, finally the truth about Glenn Beck - and it is most sweet!

  • Beck's on crack

  • when did he say any of this? please show some video footage.

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  • I've seen this before.... in a movie, called A Beautiful MInd

  • Hahaha very onion-like!

  • He (Glenn Beck) is spreading fear, and he is trying to see that the first black president fails.

  • @mattjnor98 There's no trying with that, I think Pres. Obama is doing a great job at that himself. Still though this is a funny video.

  • @mattjnor98 Obama does not need Beck's help to be a failure

  • Beck is beyond ridiculous!

    But you seem to be demonizing the tea party movement and buying into the left/right paradigm and siding with the left..

    This is beyond fucking retarded! You are no different that Glen Beck... your just the left version. Soooo unsubscribed!

  • Glenn Beck does not give a damn about America. HE only cares about the money he is making of fear and hate.