Dick Cheney as a Wal-Mart Greeter

[Bobbert116]

i didnt know dick cheney had 48 different youtube accounts

[flskim906]

fuck this video and if you have a problem with it verbally argue with me via the internet you fucking pussy bitches

[tylerunit]

i think this is funnier censored

[Tomern121]

when i want to make someone shut up on facebook i send them this link...

[TheMatrix703]

GO (bleep) YOURSELF.....GO (bleep) YOURSELF......GO (bleep) YOURSELF

[fsjal117]

@TheMatrix703 shut the fuck up please.

[mercs20990]

lol

[Torterra625]

I always thought he'd say "Welcome to Wal-Mart! Get your s**t and get out!"

[RainbowFrogKid]

Geez This Guys A Total Dick

[toalazlo6]

i say that to everybody at my school!

[Ektherion00]

Years later, that reference is still funny!

[Ishcoa]

Dick's a dick.

[nfire50]

my favorite part was when he said "go fuck yourself"

[Khan3000ify]

I'd wanna hire that guy

[JedininjaZC]

What a dick!



[Jewkiller4]

what episode is this!!!!

[joesjoes20]

Exactly like that star wars clip from robot chicken...

[TheMets1fan]

Go F*** Yourself, Go F*** Yourself, Go F*** Yourself.

[DanTheMan774]

@dontuwatme Funny, eh? I even got people copying it.

[tjock18]

it sounded like the emperor for a second there.

[Bbreezy1421]

The bleeps make it sound funnier

[KromeKiller]

Can switching to GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance?

...

Am I totally ripping off of someone by using a GEICO comment to whore thumbs up?

[PrettyPrincess2614]

@KromeKiller Lol yeah you are. XD jk!!

[temoclink]

I hate it when the 2 top comments are the same. -.-

[sinemvoetbal]

45 dislikes?? GO FUCK YOURSELF

[ARBITORLAZER]

I say go fuck yourself to my teacher whenever she says hi to me

[hollywoodgunz13]

i like how someone copyed the top comment and changed it just a little bit just to be the top comment

[TigerCardinal0812]

the beeps make it sound funnier.

[Christopher80611]

GO FUCK YOURSELF,GO FUCK YOURSELF,GO FUCK YOURSELF

[NoNameWorks420]

lol people are so gay repeating the same things we've heard a million times in an attempt to gain thumbs ups...

You know what really grinds my gears, you...tubers FUCK YOU!

[Gimmiebackmydiamonds]

this is the first time i have ever seen the two top comments be the same thing...

[mysterykcad]

I like how both the top comments are the same. Go fuck yourselves top commenters.

[BUDPAPI2000]

i like 0:00-5:00 :)

[xboxgamer386]

in walmart people say "hello." then "go fuck your self" ah never mind go fuck your self

[Evbro1]

best job to have xD

[PrettyPrincess2614]

Okay what's up with this Soviet Union joke? I keep seeing it but I have no idea what it means.

[themooseisontheloose]

@PrettyPrincess2614 i agree with you on that one

[linkinparkpaper]

.,,

[bigred42091]

I can see him pulling a Jeff Dunham (Walter)

"Welcome to walmart, Get your Shit and Get out"

HAVE A NICE FUCKIN DAY!

lol

[citizen773]

i wanna work at walmart just so i can do that

[mrandymcool]

@citizen773 for real, I probably lose the job in 5 days, but it's damn worth it.

[okamireader5]

Is Dick Cheney really such a jerk? I just want a confirmation

[hotstuffwatcher]

@okamireader5 i thought this was a allusion to when some random guy walked past him in a live interview and screamed go fuck urself and walked away but idk lol

[mrandymcool]

@okamireader5 I say he's doing a fine job and by the way press 3 or 4 to recieve your confirmation

[okamireader5]

Is Dick Cheney really such a jerk? I just want a confirmation

[Silvermoth2]

lol he's terrible

[damoeb]

WHERE CAN I GET THE CENCORED VERSION?

[scotchtapeinasia]

lol hese officialy a tourist attraction lol!

[danning1]

I don't care what he'd tell me. The mere fact that for some reason or another he'd have to take such a demeaning job (lost all his money from bad investments?) would make me happy to go to that Wal-Mart to enjoy seeing him in that state.

[ParkerBaston]

Taylor Gang OR Go Fuck Yourself

[ugk38]

@ParkerBaston FUCK TAYLOR GANG FUCKING BITCH FUCKING FOLLOWER FUCK WIZ KALIFA STUPID BITCH

[ibkillinzombiez4]

@ugk38 ey fuck you wizzys the man.

TGOD

[ugk38]

@ibkillinzombiez4 lol fagg

[angusyoung15]

Can switching to GEICO really savyou 15% or more on car insurance?

Would Dick Cheney make a horrible walmart greeter?

[RuckasNucka1100]

lmao at the little girl crying at the end

[unclepalo]

this show used to be funny

[cryoist]

If this happened to me it'll be more reason to go in.

Hey if they curse I wonder they got.

[ambitiouskid98]

43 people can go f*** thierselves

[mistertitanic]

43 people hate Family Guy. Including myself.

[DanTheMan774]

Does switching to GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance?

...

Can Dick Cheney be a total ass as a Wal-Mart greeter?

[xxHockeyMonkey92xx]

did dick cheney ever actually say go fuck yourself on record??



[Karlos1234ify]

I just got layed offed recently from my construction job, I work at wal-mart now, Un/fortunately I'm the door greeter. I said somethings to annoying consumers:

to morbid fatguy: deluxe diet pills aisle 4

to emo guy:knives and razor blades,with instructions to kill yourself aisle 2.

[VongolaAQW223]

He's such a dick

[danishpride1]

I like the part where he says "go fuck yourself"

[Cyclone578]

for the love of god go fuck yourself



[ReiGrim]

At least he did not shoot them in the back! :)))

[bigblackracoon]

LMAO did anyone notice the little girl in the stroller that starting crying after he said that?

[oshbeats]

I've NEVER LAUGHED SO HARDIN MY LIFE AHAHA! AND IT'S DICK CHENEY! OF COURSE IT'S FUNNIER!

[assfy]

i can imagine emos comeing in wal mart

emo guy: -walks in-

me:go kill yourself

emo guy: i will!

emo girl:-walks in-

me:go kill yourself

emo girl:fine!

goth kid(i know its not emo xD):-walks in-

me:go remove the make up and give me a smoke and go fuck yourself

goth kid: okay power to satan...

[ImJust1Joe]

Nothing special, all Wal-Mart greeters do this.

[SauloMK]

This is me at school

[melboy26]

he truly is a dick

[jackassqwe1]

good job



[thegraehawk]

i watched this like a thousand time

[dfbhcf]

Dick Cheney hating on middle-class people? Sounds about right.

[brainstorm623]

40 people should go f*ck themselves.

[ghostlyme]

What I really want to say to some of my customers

[730Teresa730]

Lol XD

[reignman2263]

39 people are still mad at themselves for voting for Obama

[dopestboy22]

Hahahahahaha so funny. Go f**k yourself

[Poxell91]

Funnier with the beeps.

[RoseyLovesBritney1]

Lmao that little girl kept staring

[Nirvana24826]

i liked 0:00--0:05

[MuncKyxD]

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[vongobleonpz]

personaly i think it was quite racist for the first person to fuck themself be black XD

[kaze56]

@vongobleonpz no it wasnt, why does everything have to be racist?

[thedoddy22]

haha holy shit im totally not laughing

[OfficerDanny]

Hahahahaha thats awesome !!! :D

[DaltonandTravisTV]

if he said that to me i would say "well i already did with yo mom"

[NiteX2]

I do this at work all the time!

[Antimanele104]

best job in the world,if you aske me. :)

[GrimNoble2121]

best 5 seconds of my life

[DarkSpydaIV]

This is to everyone who posts YTP in the name of popular searches.

[setoguchifan16]

In America, door greeter greet you. Soviet Russia, you greet greeter.

[LIT0187]

Lol.

[SteampunkCentral]

I like the part where he saids "Go f*** yourself."

[Reaper71144]

lol as he said "go fuck yourself" those people looked pissed off

[donniedarkodevotte]

In Soviet Union, door greeter greets you. No wait. That's here. Never mind. Go fuck yourself.

[Zero2562130]

34 peop fud themsevle LO

[Boody006]

@Zero2562130 what?

[Alec12Ryan]

I'd say," Welcome to Walmart. Get your shit and get out."

[alcaponeman149]

Lol Ide say "Go fuck yourself and have a happy wal-mart day! =D"

[UnionKid15]

hahahahahahahaaa, thanks a lot for posting this.

[LilBoony123]

LOL xD

[MrPerea33]

thats how you welcome someone in soviet russia

[Soldier2Anubis]

XD thats what my dad wants to do when he retires!

[Graywolf2442]

if i ever walk into wal-mart and Dick Cheney was there and he said that i would give him a nickel no not just a nickel a shinny nickle .

[DarkSLiCk7]

34 people walked into wal mart when dick cheney was working

[hulkfan97]

@DarkSLiCk7 i doubt it so quit stocking peolpe dink

[DarkSLiCk7]

@hulkfan97 what language was that? go kill urself SCRUB

[p9009p]

@DarkSLiCk7 Go fuck yourself.

[DarkSLiCk7]

@p9009p go kill yourself

[tiftonwatson]

mao the woman wit the kids

[mysteryman4ever1]

did't he already said that to the american people

[TheA340guy]

@mysteryman4ever1 pretty much

[snoobeagle]

@guydudeasian Man.. people just can't win with Liberals like you. You'd be whining that FOX doesn't allow them, if they didn't. The Jon Stewart crowd just can't be explained.

[guydudeasian]

@snoobeagle Jon Stewart is more fair than all of Fox's stations put together. And he may be more on the liberal side, but he bashes both sides of the aisle.

[snoobeagle]

@guydudeasian What a surprise..you ARE a Jon Stewart fanboi! Yeah..his out of context videos, and half-stories really tell the truth out there. Similarly, I doubt you've seen a minute of Fox News, but are just repeating the HIVESPEAK of all youthful liberals. :)

[guydudeasian]

@snoobeagle I've seen hours of Fox News and I think I loss 50 IQ points. It's plain old conservative propaganda. Plain and Simple. And the fact that his videos are out of context is only part of the way he represent news. The other part is more truthful than any news stations' facts put together no matter which side they're on.

[snoobeagle]

@guydudeasian Hmm..opinionized propaganda about Jon Stewart from a propaganda-phobe. :) Are you sure you know what the word even means? You say "plain and simple" and yet your claim will fail the test of whether a report is true or just heresay in a New York minute. Hint, news that embarasses you but isn't false isn't propaganda. Again, nothing surprising coming from a Jon Stewart fanboi.

[guydudeasian]

@snoobeagle Propaganda is the use of distortion of facts and/or putting out new facts to get people to join your side. Fox News distorts facts numerous times. Just look at other Youtube videos posted. You call that news? I don't wanna know you consider comedy. 

[snoobeagle]

@guydudeasian I've yet to see Fox NEWS in error. Your liberal ilk of marijuana aficionados may be confusing Fox's opinion segments and round tables for news. Honest mistake when you consider most of you consider Jon Stewart to be news. Your definition(s) of Propaganda are still off. I suggest you use a BOOK (remember those) rather than WikiDictionary. Another step would be realizing that pronounce news you don't like as "distorted" regardless of the truth will aid you too.

[DeJay323]

i liked it when he said go fuck yourself

[snoobeagle]

@DeJay323 Totally the best part.

[fr3dster2424]

welcome to walmart, please go fuck yourself with our everyday low prices

[abeth217]

i'm not from the states but i like family guy. But can someone explain to me why it's shown on Fox? Isnt Fox supposed to be conservative and pro-republican? Family guy has a lot of bush and cheney bashing right?

[JakeLL]

@abeth217 Simple. It gets high ratings which gives them money.

[RocStarr913]

@abeth217 Because Fox's basic channel's job is to shamelessly make money to pour into Fox News, which is the conservative and pro-Republican channel. So it gives people who do shows that do not like Fox News free rein to take shots at both the basic Fox channel and Fox News with impunity. It's a reflection of Rupert Murdoch's hubris and arrogance of how stupid he believes the American public to be that they won't be able to connect the dots between Fox the channel & Fox News.

[abeth217]

@RocStarr913 Thank you for clarifying things for me. But that's such a strange

paradox. I like Family Guy bec it is cute, astute, yes sometimes gross but it represents humorous free expression (the greatest gift to man ha ha). I find Rupert Murdoch kind of unwholesome and creepy. I would expect someone of his status to be wiser. He should learn to be more like my favourite human being in the world Mr Warren Buffet :)

[GoldenFlither15]

And I thought Walter as a Wal-Mart greeter would be bad.

[chicoandtheman900]

fuck yourself first then ill fuck myself

[barkerer]

hahahahaha

[StefmanQWERTY]

lmao watch the 10 minute version of this.. You go braindead after it lol

[Dynamite913]

@StefmanQWERTY where is it?

[wiseshanks]

I burst put laughing no matter how many times I watch this. Sweeeettt!

[MultiKimimaro]

lol this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooo funny

[Fireflyfan329]

@dxvxvx Wut?

[WoodKyler]

@dxvxvx wow are u retarded or is that a joke? Dick Cheney told a senator to go fuck himself. its that simple

[dxvxvx]

@WoodKyler no, 9/11 was an inside job...simply youtube: bombs plantted 9/11

[Josh6751]

haha fuck family guys liberalness

[Dgomes74raw]

K-Mart fag

[puregenius711]

I wonder what word they were bleeping....o_o"

[potterbond]

@puregenius711 hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! your comment made my day, idk why, but i started laughing and now i cant stop...

[98RamMagnum]

@puregenius711 "Go hug yourself" is what he was saying.

[Karlos1234ify]

i would so do that on my first day on the at wal-mart

[kikook222]

@Karlos1234ify Walmart sued someone where I work for doing something similar..so you'd be fucked if you tried this. Out of every fucking thing in that god damn store they treat the door greeters like their job is so fucking important. They'll literally pull me away from Electronics when I'm the only one there just so I can be a dman greeter...it's fucking shit.

[Supersouthparkdude]

@Karlos1234ify this is what every walmart greeter wants to say to the stupid ass customers

[ARCH4NGEL309]

@Karlos1234ify Welcome to walmart, get your shit and get out

[ThePhatso47]

ever since i saw that on tv i have been sayins that 2 every 1

[HelloFade2]

Hmm a red vest in a wal-mart, i've never seen that, any Wal-Mart i've been too, they're blue, Target employees wear red.

[mbrushoff]

Only an Americunt can say that.

[xxMCRvenomxx]

@mbrushoff

you're very cool.

[wdfg14]

I LOVE THE BLEEP SOUND

[Niro646]

I liked the part where he said "go **** yourself"

[screwriod]

dick cheney a wosrt walmart greeter ever!! thumps up D:

[Jermiahisntmaname]

@screwriod no no no no the 'BEST' walmart greeter ever.

[HipHopJun]

Anybody notice the baby in the stroller starts crying right at the end!!! hahahaha like shes going to know what "go fuck yourself" even means..

[IveGotNothinToSay]

Anyone arguing politics on this video is an idiot.

[paydafee]

Dick Cheney's policy was pretty much:

go fuck yourselves to blacks, elderly, and single mothers

[RTaveira88]

@paydafee WHAT?

hahahahahahahahaha you've got to be the most MORONIC thing, i've EVER heard.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA­HAHA

[resdsox1]

Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself

[ColombianGuNN3r]

How The Fuck ;- Politics Come in From Family Guy ? -_-

[KaramelLolaBunnie91]

this dude look like he don't give a shit

[KaramelLolaBunnie91]

"go fuck yourself"(3x)

[kristopher101]

It's funny how a funny video turns into a political debate.

[ToonSquad09]

can we just agree that george bush was a crack head president and ruined us :)

[myouounoanji]

Hahaha, Cheney is such an asshole!

[BigDC100]

I should have had him be the welcome committee for my school!

[MrLPandsuch]

best video on youtube!!!!!!!!!

[ACJM30]

18% approval rating....how bout I stick 18% of my foot up your ass...classic