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  • Well said with probably the best answer.

  • i really want icecream now :(

  • danny you're so cool!

  • pause at 3:17 :D

  • Love the jewfro :]

  • just so u know... its ancient egyptians

  • My parents say my grandpa was kind of a dick

    

  • Ted?

  • ahhahahahahaahahahhahaahahhaha you could come back as siphilis

    

  • is it just me, or if u pause the video at the very begining of ever gradual report video, he has a REALLY wierd face?!

  • This was released on my freakin' birthday.

  • i want ice cream

  • Why the hell is he always shirtless?!?!?! ...not that I'm complaining.

  • anyone else wanna a ice cream cone now?

  • I'm sorry but did you just either wake up or do crack because you sounded so retardly tired. is retardly a word?

  • i follow the way of the shaman

  • I see a Shaggy(Scooby Doo) resemblance. Am l the only one?

  • TOO MUCH TIME WAISTING

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  • @ the whole ice cream bomb thing: what about lactose intolorant people XD

  • @PetLover199 Fuck 'em

  • so fucking funny specially hindu version sheety bacteria in your hand side hi hi hi

  • Hey there dany, this video made me think about my dog who died 2 weeks ago. She was a 16 year old dog, but what made it said was she was blind-death-and had lung cancer. Her name was Chanel, and i was very very attached to her and when she died it was like the end to me. Ive gotten over it but her memorie still stays in the back of my head, and will stay there for ever. I would like to know how to deal with the death of a loved pet. Thanks :)

  • He's from a town near Novi Sad in Serbia. He's my neighbour

    

  • @Milancar95 really?

    

  • ur a fuckin kuntbag

  • @xxassasinmonkeyxx no hes not hes amazing! :P wtf hes soo funnnnyy i rofl all de timee xD hahhaha x

  • now i want ice cream >:D

  • Imma bout to get some GD ice cream

  • wait a sec if she was blind then how could she tell the difference between the colors i mean for example if his suite was blue she dosnt know what blue looks like so she could have easaly said purple i think its a bunch of bull

  • @darkavanger1308 Maybe she wasnt blind from birth? :P

  • @darkavanger1308 maybe she wasn't blind her whole life? ;)

  • *Welcome to metro PCS*

    me: Metro Piece of Shit...

    friend: LOLOLOL

  • THATS his normal speaking voice!

  • I think it's like a dream world where it starts out as just white as far as you can see and you can hav anything you want you just need to think it. either that or heaven is whatever you think it is. as for hell, well if your dieing and you look back on your life and see what a monster you are you'll probobly think you're going to hell. and then you go to hell

  • that was lovely Danny. you're an Angel ! XXX

  • lol bomb a contry with icecream lol

  • i'm a hindu...that felt kinda bad...

  • keep pressing 5..... BANG BANG BANG XD

  • wait 1:39

  • pause at 1:40

  • iif i was getting bombed with icecream and i didnt know it was ice cream i would be like WHAT THE FUCKKK!!!!! and hide... one would hit in front of me...i would jump like hell... and i would be like... *blink* wtf??? and walk out happaly!!! and then 10 secounds later i would get hit in the head with a icecream cone and die... D= ... *bad idea danny* you tried to kill your own lemon drop ;'(

  • when I saw the icecream you were eating, i got up and got some

  • You didnt say if ppl saw hell...im probably going there jk you should make a video about why get so mad if someone says something racist I have no problem with it .its just that ppl have to stop bitching becasuse the past is the past it doesn't affect you. Hitler was a bad person ,he killed himself thats good enough . racist ppl die and go to hell... If thats still not good enough just STFU!!!

  • Ahahaha! And I thought I was the only one that put salt on my ice cream! :D

  • just its like sleeping but not waking up you dont feel it its just darkness

  • @dirtydawg62 Wow dud your an ass hole you know? It's a video if you don't wanna hear it- don't watch it its not like its following you around.

  • we want ice cream BOMBS

  • @dirtydawg62 ummmmm i can understand him perfectly, he talks like that on purpose -__- like seriously? is this the first video of his you've seen? seems like it

  • allergic to ice cream YAAAAY.

  • @dirtydawg62 - dude unless your on crack or just plain deaf I don't see how you can't understand him...

  • @dirtydawg62 I stopped reading after you said

    "It's hard to take this guy serious" simply because he's not supposed to be taken serious.

  • food cant solve everything including cookies and cream. wich i love

  • food cant solve everything including cookies and cream. wich o love

  • @lizzyferchert if you don't believe in jesus Christ as your lord and savior you go to hell

  • @BoaksProductions So your basically saying a person has to suffer because of their different beliefs? I am a catholic myself, but i still don't see my religion as bluntly as you do. Go ahead, troll me, ill win every time.

  • Cookies and Cream!!

  • This dude is a fucking guru alot of stuff he says makes a lotta sense

  • What kinda icecream is that? Share wif me? ;D

  • What about if you dont believe in god

  • Mmmmm ice cream bombs :)

  • muslims YEAHhhhh!!!! []:)

  • "As sureically as your alive...you will die son!" THX FOR THE MOTIVATION! :D

  • when i die and i see a white light, im gonna run like hell cuz ill be thinking its a car

  • @ladygaga19ify ok lets go

  • So michael jackson is black in heaven, ooooh.

  • I think you were hung over in this one. Yes. I agree with myself.

  • Is there dope in that ice-cream...?

  • cookies+Cream?

    I r eating that ;3

  • why is Rebecca Black-Friday A Featured Video?

  • @XxAcdcRocks28 look at who its by XD its by danny sooooo yea

  • @XxAcdcRocks28 Cuz he made a video about this song. :]

  • pause and press 0 for a funny face not a stupied snake game :D

  • You know what I mean?

  • death is gay

  • No I don't know what u mean

  • @ ZaeemIslamSoldier don't try and force your religion on others some of the things in your culture don't appeal to me AT ALL

  • ice cream does solve a lot of the worlds problems i now know what to eat for dinner

  • lol a video talking about death with 33,666 views

  • Before making a video about religions make sure you get your facts straight. Nirvana is a part of BUDDHISM not HINDUISM and there is a huge difference. And according to Judaism there is no heaven or hell.

    :/ you disappoint me Danny or maybe I just stop taking Intro to Theology classes.

  • @valsxelectrick Not true Nirvana is a part of Hinduism As well as Buddhism and Judaism does have a concept of reward and punishment after death similar concept to heaven and hell. So you should get your facts straight first.

  • @RyanHawkz In Hinduism it's called moksha, not nirvana. Get YOUR facts straight!

  • @valsxelectrick No it isn't, look it up, do your research.

  • @valsxelectrick Its actually Hinduism.

  • i had to pause this to go get myself an icecream:L

  • I liked watching the ice cream cone bounce up and down at the bottom of the screen...

  • I think the blind lady had a lucky guess. Doctors mostly only wear white... What did she say the color of the suit was? ...off to the library for answers. Thanks Danny

  • Dear Danny, can you make a video how to deal with a obfusive mother?

  • dear danny, i would love to see you do a video on porn, just to see you make some dirty jokes would be pretty funny :)

  • dear danny, do you always eat ice cream when you re trying to give us emotional advice? Your Tasty Bulgarian Little Lemon Drop.

  • pls say my name into a vid pls pls pls

  • thats really weird my grampa died 7 days before this video

  • Ice Cream = Peace

  • Pause video and hit 0, 4, and 9

    Best faces ever

  • try to die and then see what hapens

    

  • (hold down 5) *woop!* woop* *woop* DUCK ALARM!! I Reapeat: WE HAVE AN IMANANTE DUCK ALARM!

  • I believe in you die and ur gone

  • you know what? because everything and everyone goes to heaven or hell and I'm sure that ice cream was good, and becose of that he will go to heaven (because you ate it, and now he is dead) but since you have not eaten at once poor little guy appeared in heaven lick by lick and bite by bite!!!

  • Dragisa, ti si mesija :D

  • another thing to add to the list about what i like about danny...The way he eats ice cream. ;)

  • Christians and catholic are the same thing.

  • Hi danny, been viewing your videos for a long time. My 5 year old daughter LOVES them! She nearly pee's herself laughing. What do you think the limits are on what you should or shouldnt allow children to watch? Scary movies ok or just stick to disney? :) x

  • @KatieCongleton

    ....what's the difference?

  • dear Danny

    why is ice cream so damn good

    lover-face you forever :3

  • Dude u r a lowlife. #1- u shudn't even joke about shit like this u fukkin serbian cunt. #2 ur grandpa is a good place now, u prick. #3 look at urself in the mirror, u lowlife.

  • @AGthakid11

    croatian racism???

  • @AGthakid11 who r u talking to?

  • @AGthakid11 1. You have no education, your spelling is quite crap. 2. He was not talking about his grandpa, other person wanted Danny to talk about life after death BECAUSE his grandpa died. 3. You clearly have a hearing impairment because you don't listen to videos properly.

  • I believe that when you die, your brain goes into a sort of "self-preservation" state that makes your mind/conscience believe your in the place you thought you would be after you die such as heaven, afterlife, etc. Sort of like a dream that you have always wanted in your mind. For example: If I died I believe I would be in heaven because all my life I have assumed I would go to heaven when I died.

  • i lov u soo much

  • Hay Danny, your scleras are all red and you look stoned. ;D

  • all of my grandparents died when i was just 4 years old :'(

  • why is ice cream so good ?

  • hahahahahaha concert of michael jackson xDDDDDD bhhhhhhhhhhh xDDDDD

  • those are heaven and hell...and there's something on the middle that i can't say in english...slovenians call it vice.

  • @Theeiiiaaa16 well for catholics it's called purgatory.

  • @Theeiiiaaa16 in croatian it is called cistiliste, and i hope that this is what you mean: roughly translated cistiliste means cleaning place and we lerned in school that soul goes there if they weren't totally pure (no sins what so ever) and they spend some time there repenting for their sins, and then they can go to heaven

  • @Dumixfy soooo...where wil that put Ivo Sanader to, when he dies????

  • @17DarkBlazer u PIČKU MATERINU

  • @17DarkBlazer he's gonna root in 9th part of hell :)

  • @Dumixfy that's exacly what i ment xD..

  • those last 30 secs were fucking gold

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  • you're fucking stoned in this vid

    bombing with ice cream? nice highdea haha

  • An out of body experience is experienced due to the brain releasing a natural chemical named Dimethyltryptamine(DMT) right before death occurs. Funny thing is,DMT can be found in everything,all animals,all plants and all form of life on this planet. So you can extract it from lawn grass or banana peels or tree leaves and smoke it.Or you can orally ingest it by drinking ayahusca tee. DMT is also the chemical that gives you dreams. At death, DMT release is 400 times bigger, than while dreaming.

  • you should do a video on government conspiracies

  • EAR ICE CREAM IF YOU DONT WANT TO DIE :D

  • keep pressing 1

    keep pressing 2

    keep pressing 3

    keep presing 4

    and 5

    and 6

    and 7

    and 8

    and 9

    and 0

  • 1:25 - 1:40 ! best part ;D

  • YUMMM ICECREAMMM! 8D

  • Im am the music man i come form far away

    and i can play

    what can you play?

    i play the trombone (press 3 7 7 3 7 7)

  • Love it. :)

  • keep pressing 5

  • keep pressing 4 . Sounds like a duck :D

  • it takes 25 years for death to be funny

  • Ošišaj se zemo deluješ ko neki narkoman u pičku materinu ;)))

  • why did you say catholics arent christians lol?

  • DON'T CHEW THE ICE CREAM !!

  • how about a video on boners

  • I wasn't planning on dieing. I'm one of the 0.00000001% of people who won't die. Jealous?

  • Ah, yes. The iconic "licking an ice-cream whilst doing a report" video.

  • i only watched this because i saw the ice cream cone lol

    .. and i know whatcha mean, danny ;p

  • You should do a video all in song lyrics ;P

  • Jews don't believe in hell

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  • .. gotta go back to your extreme vids man, fuck all this "serious talk" shit

  • you nakee?

    I love your viewpoints.

  • Will you do a video on your fellow bloggers?

  • yo Dany,please make a video for UFO,i want to see how you define it.

  • BOMB COUNTRIES WITH ICE CREAM!!!

  • How about a video on why we love you?

  • Do a show about the craziest thing you ever did :D

  • i know what you mean danny.

  • Hey danny speaking about death...

    what if you lived forever??? think about it! it suck so much because you'll never die and all you'll see around you is death and you will the world end sooner or later =/. you should do a video about that. like what would you do if you were immortal and CAN'T die =D. could be a funny you never know lol

  • @ericisback957 If you could live forever, then what would you live for? XD

  • @vixenwithninetails Exactly!

  • u sound drunk

  • You're a modern day Plato

  • Hey, can you do a video on what it'd be like to be immortal and what you'd do? Thanks.

  • I usually finish icecream in 30 sec... this was torturing xD danny <3

  • Do A Video On Bacon Or Your Fired!

  • Please answer this,I am dying to know your answer,I am a Christian,but I am not quite sure what I am beginning to believe,seeing no proof toward god,I might become Buddhist..but if I wrong...I go to hell...what religion are you?what is your opinion on religion?

  • what kind of icecream, because some flavors are better then others...

  • omg now i want some ice cream :-D

  • oh danny, how we love you xD

  • Mmmmm Ice Cream :-) (。♥‿♥。)

  • You're kind of awesome

  • Sorry About Your Grandfather Dude, and no as a Michael Jackson Fan no its not too soon go ahead...

  • 1:54 herp derp... lol

  • DO ONE ON JUSTIN BIEBER!!!