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  • OMG... so that is what they call ASS EFFECT

  • His face looks weird, I'm sorry but anything other than the default male Shepard just looks retarded.

  • yor character looks a bit like mine

  • I need my cock sucked *sigh*

  • good'ol assless chaps

  • After seeing Ashley in ME3... Miranda is not so hot anymore

  • @MrDJ217 miranda's sooo 2010

  • I always use the default Male Shepard strictly to avoid jokes.

  • Matrix 4: Neo Effect

  • The fuck happened at 1:12?

  • Oddly shiny.

  • I guess her best jeans don't cover enough. Btw, character code for that Shepard? He's fckin' hot.

  • @TheYipedo Upon closer inspection, nvm. He's not.

  • COck TEASE!

  • 1:13 whoah holy shit!

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  • You had two years to look at me, and I was wearing less than you are... WRONG! Yes!

  • mirandas mass effect makes my jizz extract.

  • COMBAT-EFFICENT NANOSUIT.

    Battle-Ready Armor.

    Titanium Hyper Omega Neuron Geosuit.

  • How the hell did you achieve this?

  • 0:00 FTW !!!

  • hahaha, she just played him out!!!

  • LOL your character looks like he has down syndrome lol

  • @3rixtat3 so true man LMAO

  • how do i get her in me3 i never played the first 2

  • @AUSTINHE99 The game is not out yet, I advice you to talk to someone from BioWare :)

  • @arnet95 i know but when i get it. i used to watch my uncle play it all the time i saw both endings i didnt think i wouldve ever bought it but im getting the collectors edition for my birthday at the end of march

  • @AUSTINHE99 play the first two then. worth it!

  • the jeans weren't enough, so she switched to that suit

  • You should show the clip of him kickin the guy out the window after she blue balls him

  • Hey Miranda.

    I'm going to fuck you.

    Right now.

  • press 1, 6, and 0.

  • HAHAHA HE LOOK LIKE PETER NORTH!

  • @marbledmeat Yeah, but does he have as much... resources ?

  • 0:25 touch it, TOUCH IT!

  • oh yee nice anus

  • cock-eyed betch

  • Damn right you can't hide it.

  • Her father spent all his money to buy her genes so he didn't have any money left to buy her some decent jeans.

  • Found it here but the links are down gamefront{dot}com{slash}files{­slash}user{slash}Nka777

  • I can't seem to find the files, can anyone help?

  • Found the files but the links are down, anyone knows any mirrors?

  • cross eyed ftw

  • Really, I mean really?

  • That's Shepard? Looks more like Sheep Herd. Haha.

  • *+8 Paragon

  • Damn, I shoulda taken miraNDA'S SIDE in the fight with that bald freak.

  • shes got an ugly face

  • why her ass so shiny

  • remember when games starting from old nintendo got you hooked and you injoyed the games wether they were hard or not remember how exiceted you wanted to rent or buy a game aswell ? Now we have xbox ps3 and these new games give me a hard on and make me very horny and instead of wanting to buy a game now i masterbate to a very attractive woman on video games and i go see porn over the net thank you so much gaming industry on how you changed = P but i love it though = ) X D espeacially this lol

  • @TheGamerHomie13 I think masturbating to video games says more about you and the gaming industry.

  • @MultiUsername45 actually sometimes but sometimes i would play a game and get a blowjob at the same time from my lady so either way im satisfied = )

  • shepherd you've had two years to look at me. and i was wearing less than you are.

    WTF was shepherd wearing?!?

  • @0AllThingsAwesome0 he was naked when cerberus revived him.

  • 1:15 LOL LAG XD

  • 1:15 I'm going to get us some more champagne jungle boy.(<<) I'm going to get us some more champagne jungle boy.

  • Why does this "Miranda" look so much like Trina? Also, if she wasn't trying to put out, then why is her booty exposed?

  • Her ass effect makes my mass erect.

  • @SANDMAN32191 OMG. YOU SIR deserve all the awards for that comment

  • Miranda: Now I should think, I'll... talk... to you later.

    Shepard: ;[

  • best genes?i feel pity for human genes in the future,face is so scary she better wear mask like Tali.

  • what's the name of this mod?

  • shepard is one cockeyed fool

  • i prefer the real yvonne strahovski in real life :X

  • Damn... Baby got more cakes then Duncan Hines...

  • Is it me, or is your Shepard a cross eyed Alenko?

  • I am Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite mod on the internet.

  • Somebody should make an outfit mod that decks her out in denim jeans and a jacket that are, like, studded with diamonds or something. Then her father really would have gotten her the best jeans money could buy.

  • Could someone post a download-link, please?

  • Lol she look like Michael Jackson.

  • HAHAHA, the top comments ;'D

    Dat ass BoYYY!!

  • If her father got her the best jeans you'd think she'd wear them...

  • @CannonLongshot not only jeans the BEST jeans

  • @CannonLongshot read the subtitles smart-ass

  • @glock00007 Way to miss the joke...

  • She dont even have to take her panties of to take a dump lol

  • down syndrome shepard

  • Well, that outfit is just as impractical as the original one and that is the is the most shiny ass in the galaxy!

  • "My father bought me the best JEANS money could buy"

  • @chris200830 heard it right.. Dee best jeans.. xD hahaha

  • a bit of blue balls there, commander? XD

  • that is just sad...

  • Hey I got the same character

  • + 8 parangon.

    + infinite erection

  • An Australian voice actor! Nice!

  • *sigh* back to pornhub

  • 1:03, damn it!

  • These are the best jeans money could buy.... those are assless chaps

  • "and perhaps i wouldn't mind if you admired my body."

    can't select! ass is too perfect! lol to the player

  • Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh­h! Two top comments are the same!

    Quick! Think!

    Shepard want his penis in Miranda! aha!

  • @controlusplease1 try HARD

  • @fargone164 tits

  • @controlusplease1 Sorry, didn't work.

  • Why are the two top comments the same thing?

  • ASS EFFECT

  • your shepard is retarded looking LOL

  • mmmm:)

  • Shepard: Hardass

    Joker: Smartass

    Garrus: Badass

    Miranda: Dat ass...

  • @Soldierofdoom444 yes ......indeed

  • @Soldierofdoom444 Zaeed: Jackass

  • Bend over Miranda, I want to use your ass as a mirror.

  • LOVE this game :( i want another one like this one PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU KNOW

  • @Bjarmi92

    mass effect 3?

  • haha oh man the top comments made LOL :D

  • thumbs up if you paused at 0:00!!!!!!!!!

  • where can i find that mod?

  • jesus same top two comments......I MUST BE ORIGINAL........I LIKE WOMEN!!

  • "It's only fair. You've had two years to look at me, and I was wearing less than you are." Is that possible??

  • @youwillneverknowize seeing as though they rebuilt his mind and body he probably didnt even have skin most of that time so yeah

  • "My father got me the best genes money can buy."

    Obviously not, you have holes in the ass cheeks.

  • I am talking about the face

  • is it just me or she somehow looks like Michael Jackson?? Not trying to insult anyone.

  • @HasenDarkness It's just you. I can see she has a nose just fine.

  • sounds like he said "You're always bringing up your genetic TAIL" lol

  • Goddamn, that looks fuckin' uncomfortable.

  • Miranda: My father got me the best jeans money could buy.

    Shepard: I'll say...

  • Struttin' that Ass......

    .....what too soon??

  • ok the mid-drif open front i could handle but holy shit what's with the baboon butt?

  • Shepard - Hard Ass

    Thane - Bad Ass

    Garrus - Smart Ass

    MIranda - DAT ASS

  • shep "i was wearing less then you are"

    o____O 

  • the virgin is strong in this one

  • My first female character in Star Wars The old republic made me recognize that 3rd person obviously grants the chance to watch the buttcheeks bounce while walking all the time. Pbviously you have learnt that from previous games, Bioware. The next step in the evolution of gaming would be to get rid of all disturbances and excuses to get down to the basic principle behind the fun: Make a game that consists of 2 cheeks only. What am i talking here? Sell prostitutes and keep the company name XD

  • Ass cheeks

  • What's wid de ass cheak's man, I don't remember dat shyit?

  • what how'd you get the costume?

  • "My father got me the best jeans money could buy"

  • your Shepard looks like a tard.

  • this nigga is mad cross eyed

  • It's vids like these that make me regret choosing liara :(

  • To think all this time I thought video games involved eating pellets and smashing goombas

  • Miranda's Ass Effect makes my Mass Erect!

  • @Fishstixj4l

    :D

  • @Fishstixj4l Plagiarism.

  • @Fishstixj4l lmFao!!

  • I want some The Witcher 2-style "romance" scenes, those were fun...

  • sorry....i was in the middle of some "calibrations"

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  • Did she speak?

    

  • That's a very shiny stomach she has.

  • i simply don't get another sheperds diferent than the original

  • 0:07

    Those were some "jeans", Miranda. :P

  • Ass Effect 2

    (more suiting title IMO)

    :P

  • I used to be a warhammer 40k's fan but I got dat ass to da face! Nah, actually I love it cuz, u know, epicness and badassness, oh and the way dat big pimp named Shepard's way to make girls embarrassed

  • Only I find Miranda's accent VERY sexy?

  • @natanfk2 definitely not.

  • what mod is this??

  • Her "jeans" really aren't that great of quality...

  • @DjDeedlooks like she took the jeans from broke back mountian.....

  • Best MOD ever

  • can i use social/bioware to mod characters on the 360??? im dumb when it comes to this modding shit

  • 0:30 Hahah

  • I literally laughed out loud when I saw her assless chaps.

  • 0:50 Dat Ass :)

  • best jeans money could by lol

  • i've heard so many people say miranda looks like michael jackson. I dont see the resemblance

  • @kphoenix96 no she looks like that nerds bitch on chuck

  • @LoLo9876420 that's because she plays miranda and her face is based on her

  • Miranda's Ass Effect gave me a Mass Erect.

  • @superotakufan you are a fucking genius

  • Did Miranda steal those pants from Prince?

  • @RossLGould dont doubt she did

  • shepard i cant hide it

    .....

    shepard?

    DAT ASS

    excuse me

    i uhh yes this dress looks good on you

  • Best ass still belong to tali

  • The man's got a lazy eye.

  • Shepherd shagging everyone on that ship! Well he has been dead for 2 years got to make sure his fish and tackle still work eh?

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  • Clothes in the future must suck if those are the best jeans money can buy. :)

  • shepard: alright crew listen up today im implementing a new uniform......

    jacob: what the fuck?

  • teleporting abillity: 1:15