God loves you! Fail to reciprocate and he will torture you!

[rob16248]

A religious person once told me god made me in the image of himself. I pissed myself with laughter since this so-called creator will be a chubby little guy with unruly hair, and a small penis that never gets any action.

[Slangnegativ]

Lol. Atheist-fags thinks they are the epitome of freethinking and individiuality. This video was great though, thumbs up.

[MsHyde1]

@Slangnegativ:

You do know that the guy in the video is an atheist, do you? :)

[Slangnegativ]

@MsHyde1

Yes.

[UKGLfemaddict]

karma in this world, but sorry males the ladies will wear their heels and stamp all over you and the ladies will not be judged after death, the ladies will go into heaven for eternal paradise where they change into angels and protect the males on earth from bad karma, but males in this world will NEVER leave this world and males will never enter heaven.

christians, muslims, jews and ridicolous atheist males you will trust in the lady god ONLY IF YOU DENY YOUR

i d o l

IDEAS : )

[UKGLfemaddict]

jesus is an idol invention, fuck jesus and i won't be tortured in hell for eternity because krishna and heera will rescue me ! : )

i am agnostic and my religion is dharmicwicca, there is only one god in heaven and that god is a lady and ladies in earth are her daughters so males you will tolerate the ladies and the ladies will stamp on you as they are wearing their heels until you reach the highest goal in reincarnation, you live as a male who the lady god programmed you to have 100% good karma.

[DondeEstaVee]

HAHAHA

"He swill severe your throat like a squeeling pig..."

1 second later "He is a loving god"

[peter112784]

I'm shocked that some of the people here don't get the point of the video.

[ageshero]

I'm pretty sure this is either a joke, or this guy is totally deceived.

[craigsmith248]

It really is a bad thing to believe!

Have a good day.

[craigsmith248]

It's the only way to get a high level of compliance; Islam 101.

Submitting to a lie and obeying a make believe God is not the only way to improving mankind.

[Haeleon]

Theists believe that there is an invisible man in the sky, who watches everything you do, of every minute of everyday, and this invisible man has made a set of rules he wants you to follow, and should you break any of these rules, he has prepared a place of fire, blood and suffering, where you will be tortured forever and ever until the end of time... But he loves you...

This is a proud servant of god who conceals his face. Why cover up your face?

[canbuyu]

wow buddy you're so delusional!!!

[Llywellyn94]

Highly theologically unsound but oh well.

And I'm just going to throw this out there: If submitting to God's will and obeying him, whether he is real or not, means to live a life of service to others, to put others above yourself and give everything you have for the betterment of mankind. If it means to comfort those who need it, reach out to the lonely, to create the vast majority of the world’s development aid… is it really such a bad thing to believe?

God Bless.

[neutronsix]

I cannot believe people take him seriously!!

[BaphometXIV]

LOL! you look like one of those radical muslims!

[SSaiyan6]

@BaphometXIV he is not muslim lol .

[Blarghonius]

God's a stalker? That explains a lot.

[SSaiyan6]

@0aiwas0 i chapter in the bible i gues

[LoquaciousApe]

Parody..... it's obviously parody, people.

[Hellu235Sing]

Wow, that's Christian right there people like you make me so pride to be an atheist.

[SSaiyan6]

@Hellu235Sing hall to atheist

[ericbriano921]

Scorpion?

[squanto2]

Well, we all know why god is such a dick to us. Adam and Eve pissed him off when they ate the apple and he JUST CAN'T GET OVER IT. So, the next time you see a brand new baby, remember that innocent little creature is cursed with original sin and is DAMNED. Truthfully, atheism is the original sin because we are all born atheists then we get the lifelong bullshit indoctrination.

[newinchwonder]

Why does god need to be jealous in the first place? Does he have competition with other gods maybe? Something that really has him stressed out in this universe maybe? Does god answer to a continuum of overgods, and if he doesnt meet some sort of quota, he gets replaced, or un-goded. LOL. Ya know, I could go on making shit up, but I ;ll leave that to you.

[marques99]

hes funny

[NaughtyDogma]

My Poe's Law detector just exploded.

[edwinm1]

fucking idiots he is using satire you dumb fucks of course he doesn't believe in god

[TerraceYouth]

@edwinm1 That's not what HE says!

[Hank28899]

Hey man, if u don't wanna be recognized, just put a fake beard or wig over ur head. U have a balaclava on it looks scary. Maybe what u said is right but your appearance is scary.

[warren52nz]

Question: If God is the "one and only" God, who exactly is he jealous about???

The First Commendment: "You shall have no other god before me".

WHAT other gods? Does he know something we don't.

The whole thing is just ridiculous!!! 2 grams of common sense is more than enough to put this guy to rest.

[edwinm1]

@warren52nz question:can jesus microwave a burrito so hot that not even god can eat it

[warren52nz]

@edwinm1 "question:can jesus microwave a burrito so hot that not even god can eat it"

Haha. People shouldn't give things infinite properties, especially imaginary ones. It leads to paradoxes like the one you've pointed out. Here's another:

If God is omniscient then he KNEW that Eve would eat the fruit and that man would fail and he'd have to drown almost all of them and start over.

START OVER? What kind of omnipotent being is THAT???

You can tell bullshit when it fails common sense.

[MrOmniblast]

@warren52nz

It's satire...

[warren52nz]

@MrOmniblast "It's satire..|"

Yes I know, you can tell by the ratings. 8^)

Mt comment was a general one and not focused on the video.

[mastodonseven]

are you joking? you cant be that inbred

[SHADOW10621]

You are a blessed warrior of Jesus. I give thanks every day that God smites someone else that I might be blessed. Sometimes the lord must drown us for our own sakes. Praise Jesus... I regularly give thanks to God for crushing others today that I might be blessed. Thank God for allowing others to starve while I am blessed by an abundance of nourishment. Praise the lord. I am blessed. Amen

[garionrivers]

Tops man! You can be my Pastor any day. I give you 10 cows for best Youtube Theology Videos. Viva!

[Boxanadu]

why do we refuse? because god is more evil then the devil.

[talkischeapornot]

@Boxanadu well He is not more evil its just hard sometimes to tel the two apart...just being honest. If you see a person suffering and you have the power to stop but do not who better, the one who can stop the suffering but does not or the who is doing the suffering, oh and dont get me started on having to pay him to hear your prayers, tithing , offering, first fruits....it get pretty rough when you take a look at satan and God....

[Boxanadu]

@talkischeapornot god kills more then satan does, god has committed more atrocities then satan hgas done. therefore, god is more evil.

[Pakyakachu]

I don't understand; are atheists anti-christianity or anti-religion? It seems to me like atheism is becoming popular every day so are they becoming a religion in a way? Religion doesn't have to be about a supernatural force, it can be defined as a group sharing the same opinion and conforming together.

I found I your video funny although I do believe in god.

[paulopadopa]

@Pakyakachu Something being popular doesn't make it a religion. Atheism is simply the denial of the existence of a god.

The video isn't funny. It is a tragic representation of how religious people behave and ironically think is good. If I had a child and I told them I will torture them in my basement if they don't love me I would be sent to prison. This is what Christian people tell their children. Indoctrination through fear.

[Pakyakachu]

@paulopadopa I still think this video is funny.

[LegendBaal]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[Toughndeadly]

Matcraizy: you fucking moron. It's sarcasm you idiot. He is poking fun at the religious people!

AaaaaaaaahahahaHahaha!!!!!

[matcraizy]

your a moron if god is perfect and loves us all he wouldin't do nothing bad to us

[willbond]

This guy is THE SHIZNIT

[MeisterLeitung]

"8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

9 Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him."

(Romans 5, 8-9)

[paulopadopa]

@MeisterLeitung There is no justice in those writings. People should be punished for crimes and that punishment should be relevant to the crime. Being punished for not loving someone/something for which there is no evidence is a disgusting idea you're pedaling. Even if that thing were proven to exist this still would be disgusting.

[MeisterLeitung]

@paulopadopa There is justice. It is perfectly legal under God's law for someone to pay the full price of a wrong or debt in behalf of another.

1. God does not find judging sin pleasurable - Eze 18: 23 & 33:11

2. We cannot save ourselves because "our righteousnesses are as filthy rags" - Isaiah 64: 6

3. The heart is deceitful and desperately wicked -Jeremiah 17: 9

3. We need a Redeemer - Rom 5: 6-10

4. Only the blood of Jesus can save us -Col 1: 14

[kingwinn08]

i feel sorry for you unbelivers all jesus wanted for you is to believe in him thats it, you dont have go sacrifice something or stay locked up so you wont sin. you just have to have to TRY and walk in HIS foot steps and TRY to be him; key word here is TRY because ofcourse we cant be perfect if that was the case jesus would have came here and died for us in vain. yeah thats it and you can make it to heaven jesus said that they will hate us for his name sake and surely that time has come.

[LordMalice6d9]

@kingwinn08 You are certainly welcome to believe that if you wish.

[AZHarrison]

@kingwinn08

Read your bible sinner

[kingwinn08]

@AZHarrison i wonder what your gonna say when you die will you smirk then...

[kingwinn08]

if god was like that he would have wiped you from existence as soon as you pressed stop on you camera god is a loving god he loves us all he doesnt want for anyone to go to hell he gives us so many chances to get it right even this guy who is obilvious (probably spelled it wrong we all make mistakes) to the fact the best attack from the devil is to make sure you dont have faith in god and that you beLIEve that there simply is no god in the first place i hope you all get it god loves you & i do 2

[riddletron]

@kingwinn08 did god love the amalekites when he had moses massacre them?

[kingwinn08]

@riddletron what scripture is that and do you know who the amalekites were? find out and ill give you my response....

[WouldbeSage]

Socrates would have said that we make our own hell by holding as most important those things which are not, in fact, most important.

Perhaps God allows us to freely choose inferior things, which harms us because we were not intended to behave and desire as we do.

Maybe it is not God who tortures us, but we who tortures ourselves.

It's just a thought.

[LordMalice6d9]

Great satire!

[thejazzman1959]

Let's delcare war on terror, that means war on god.

he is like the wizzard of Oz, all fake bravado, no real power, just trying to rule through fear, let's unveil him for what he is, a weak, powerless bully and a coward.

His only power is gained through the fear and ignorance of mankind.

[sirAthrus]

God created us to, In your words "to worship and obey him thats why we were created".

Anyone else think that God seems to be something of an egotistical bastard?

He loves you but will slit your throat if you piss him off.......I think I just discovered the source of domestic violence people!!

[MyFishyWishy]

This guy is a bible shcolar. Everyhting he says is from the bible to open peoples eyes about how double sided the bible really is. Also yes its a joke in a way, Why have you forseken us God? Reading the bible too much will make you crazy as hell.

[ovahoalin]

The product of incest at it's best.

[virginmaryspimp]

Is this a joke video made by a guy imitating a stupid hillbilly hiding behind a mask or is this actually some stupid hillbilly hiding behind a mask?

[MillCityPersons]

He will let you drown in your own blood! But he is a caring Lord!

[Deathc0il1]

Omg i love this dude and wat he is saying is true idk if hes being for real but god bless him and all of you

[Acrimonator]

@Deathc0il1 you can't even see satire when it's so in your face... No wonder you believe whatever's been told you.

[SSJ3Ulcer]

Classic. Bring back ASoldierInGodsArmy!

[ImNoEmoKid]

Well, God does give us a choice to either be against or for him, and if we chose to be against him then the consequence is surely hell.

[GR0ND]

@ImNoEmoKid Some fucking choice.

[paulopadopa]

@ImNoEmoKid That isn't a choice. The problem here is that you're using a threat to achieve a result. For example If I said I was going to stab you unless you give me your money you almost certainly will give me the money as you don't want to die. But its not a choice as you will have died otherwise. This sort of social control only works if the people your threatening believe the threat is valid which the majority don't.

[spiritw0rld]

so we may say that god is a rapist because it uses force to make me receive its love :D

[superduperjew]

lmao, this is so true.

[40ozmike]

u crax me up bra!

[acerb45666555]

what?? they banned him?? thats fascist censorship!!! those vile microbes of putridity! they let half the nazis on earth use the tube, but they ban this dude! it sucks!

[koningkwarkus]

ahh.. why didn't this christian fool slid his throught fur real!?!

[Arcand651]

i serve no master, you punk bitch

[goonodeath]

@Arcand651 Someone doesn't know what satire is.

[IronOxideCorset]

Haha. Brilliant. I wish he had never been banned.

[ellimist6]

@IronOxideCorset Its messed up people are getting banned on youtube just for this stuff, what happened to freedom of speech?

[philnoll]

The world will be consumed by the fire of my jealous anger. What a crock - to think that the all high is hindered by primitive human emotions.

[Yesitis808]

This guy is awesome. i dont even care if he is christian or not.

[sparelead777]

i love this guy lol

[Jason1965917]

what is the internet?

[liltypsy]

BUT, this is a little over the top.. I dont believe everything im TOLD or have READ, i decipher it for myself.... The answers are within you.. you just have to find them D:

[liltypsy]

and i cant help but feel like i wasnt made to be a servant, as more to be just another part of the universe as a whole... we are working together to ACHIEVE something... I dont know.. thats what ive heard inside of myself..

[PlzInsert]

This is satire. This man is an Atheist.

[liltypsy]

i now see why this dude was flagged o.O

i love the lord in love, not in fear of him... I do not feel the same way as this man does, and i honestly find it nothing short of evil... this doesnt sound a little farfetched to anyone? maybe it was the devil himself that put this kind of thought into humanity to downgrade god himself? dont thumbs down me just because i said this, I just try to look at reality.. I have an amazing relationship with my lord, and i would say NOTHING to oppose him,but

[sylexus44]

Why would an omnipotent being waste even a milisecond of its eternity with shit like you?

[JerryTheBeast]

wow was i the only one who sensed a lot of satire...

[goingtoeatpizza]

Luke, i am your father

[kezdodik1]

he is amazing!! hahaha this must be offensive to people who actually follow those religions, but they need to stop ignoring the underlying meaning to his videos

[badasssnipe]

HAHAH this guy is,,,, omg this guys is.... SOOOOOOOOO fuNNyyy

[meakhbar]

It is amazing how this SoldierInGodsArmy is able to depict the nature of God so vividly in under two minutes using the simple metaphor of "blank check" or "knife on your throat".

[bartonstaleter]

We need SoldierInGodsArmy reinstated!

This is a reason why we need him back, brilliant video!

[TheDoucheFairy]

god's fake, i know because i have a friend who is atheist, and has SEVEN legal death certificates, he told me that death feels like nothing. while you hear religious folk's near death experiences only reflect their belief systems, so, its all in your head children, its imaginary, like unicorns, and gay people, so go back up to your bell tower Quasy Moto!

[theflipking]

please pray for people like humanbatteries911

God would like it if you do

[Bromiculite]

Keep up the good works.

Peace be upon you brother.

[fmrreligiousnut]

AAAAmen Brother, thousands of Germanic pagans must convert-Constantine, Jewish diaspora in France, Spain, England... Salem witches, the Inqusitions.. That is right Jesus is here to save you.

[Raptor302]

thanks for mirroring soldier's videos. i was afraid that stupid youtube had ruined everything, these are great!

[MaikUniversum]

this video is PERFECT :DDD

[humanbatteries911]

God never showed He loved me. All He did was abuse me. :-'(

[hemiphil81]

GOD showed you his love by allowing you to breath everyday,and put food in your ungreatful belly.GOD showed his love by sending his only son to die for you.

[SHADOW10621]

LadyD1979 Basics of religion etenal suffering awaits anyone who questions Gods infinite love. What loving parent floods the entire earth killing every living thing on it. What parent creates faulty people and than blames them for his mistakes The whole point of this video is satire Take my gift or else suffer for eternity.

[classicchinadoll]

I hope you don't have children

[classicchinadoll]

the above reply was to seeclearly1986 who has removed her comment but it went something like this "If God created you he has the right to kill you if I created something and it mocked me and spat in my face I would drown it in a second."

[MrGameposter]

@classicchinadoll This is a satire.

[LadyD1979]

i feel really bad for you, u must havent had good model for parents, is that how they treated you? im so sorry! My Father is a loving God, and my relationship with Him its not that of a slave but of trust. I trust in Him with my very soul. He Is loving, and He shows me His ways, what parent wouldnt warn their children what is a good way and what is a bad way?

[jawaiian333]

What parent would stand idly by while his children suffered and died for no good reason? What parent would command his children to stone homosexuals and unchaste women? None but the parent known as God in the Christian faith. A loving Father, indeed.

[LadyD1979]

Is God your father? Doesnt the Bible say we are children by adoption? Do you want to be adopted or remain a stranger to God?

[jawaiian333]

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

Your God is not my father, nor is he my creator.

[LadyD1979]

Did you forget about free will? Did God make robots or people that would love Him for real? Yes God can make it right, He can make everything better, but by His own law, If He did that He would have to throw us all in hell, because of His justice. Because if He gave us justice thats what we desearve. But because He loves us He wont destroy all.

[LadyD1979]

He could have destroyed Satan, but if He did that, He would have to kill us all too, because we are BORN with a sinful nature. Thats why Earth was turned to Satan, thats why He gives us free will, and YES he protects His people.

[jawaiian333]

I'm glad you can rest easy with your fairy tales and imaginary friends. As for me, I prefer science and reason. I am not a slave to a religion that has resulted in nothing but pain, death, ignorance and division. Hopefully someday you'll stop, think for a moment and realize we don't need a god or religion to lead a good life, and heaven exists not in the stars but here on earth.

[LadyD1979]

well its man that causes division, not God. And im gla dthat i believe in a heaven thats not on this Earth :) .... No prob. We agree to disagree

[MvP1292]

dude, ladyD is happily brain washed. leave her be..we know there is no god..just let her live in her own little world

[brutus149]

...the thing is, there are an inordinate number of Christians that would say the same thing LadyD1979, and also believe in an eternal literal hell that people go to for thought crimes.

[LadyD1979]

and whats wrong with that? Some people believe they will come back as an old man's fart , and everyone is ok with that. What about respecting our beliefs?

[brutus149]

I think you might sing a different tune if on 4th corner of your town, there was a large building made in order to worship the giant talking head from the Wizard of Oz. And many people put large plaques featuring quotes attributed to the talking head on their walls...and tried to pass laws based off of what the talking head was purported to have said to a xenophobic bronze age tribe in a desert. People's personal relationship with "God's human form" is seldom kept noninvasive to others.

[LadyD1979]

ok u have a point there, now answer me one thing... how is my relationship with my God invasive to you?

[brutus149]

The aggregate total of Christians reinforce the Rainbow Man's of the world, instead of just being idiots, they're idiots on a mission [stw for Rainbow Man arrest]

[LadyD1979]

Im a Christian but i dont know what is Rainbow man sorry...

[massergiomusica]

Lady stop argueing with the satanists they have theyre shields on high u cant beam them up!

Anyways chica what do u gain? Nothing... Just let'em belive w.e they want. They're sick ppl cuz they come here to pick on u and when u answer them u give them a chance to piss on u cuz they knw ur no profet and even if u were they'd still deny u. Nothing but bullies...they alwasy speak of love w/o Yahweh but funny how they share only torment. Fudgem...with chocolate sprinkles

Judas is among them :)~

[atheistnarutofan]

lmao

[1GOD1JESUS]

lol, nice

[TheUnmaskedMagician]

this vid never gets old

[spartan917358]

I love this guys satire

[Megadriveantz]

does anybody else think this guy looks like venomfangx. plus im pretty sure whoever this is puting on a voice. is it just me that thinks this? his voice changes sometimes, might just be because he's going through puberty though...

[apbrit2009]

submit to him like u submitted to ur priest/reverend as a kid lulz

[ricardas83]

Like russian women like to be beated, christians, muslmis, etc. love to be "loved" by god :D

[overmind25]

I love this video.

[BooRadleysGhost]

thats bribery?

[GoldentuskII]

He hurts because he loves us. . .

Now where have I heard that before?

[Samura1gamer]

ninja jesus has spoken

[KarinMikazuki]

This was actually the first video of him that i saw which is why I allways thought of him to actually be a genuine toughguy fundie, but then the other videos made me realise that he is just satiring... why? for the lulz