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  • JDM as F*** cant get lower than that

  • Come on, don't be cheap, give her a set of Mattracks

  • All I have to say is...THROW SOME D'S ON IT!

  • pimp it with hydraulics

  • pimp my tortoise...

  • We can rebuild him. We have the technlogy....

  • I live in wiltshire

  • *dies from cuteness overload*

  • hhahahhaha so cool

  • Pimp my tortoise

  • @Kamihamihauk hahahahahahha that's shit is pimp!

  • Pimp mah ride

  • that's mean... you cut off its leg just to stick a tire on it to make a funny video? you run a cruel zoo! what do you do to the monkeys, do you paralyze them just to put them in cute little wheelchairs?

  • @phillyflash43 your an idiot

  • @MrJeepdriver209 bazinga!

  • @phillyflash43 ur stupid lolz, the reason they did that was because the tortuois had lost it other leg so to let it get around easier they made it a tire wheel

  • @dantejumperful bazinga part deux!

  • Not trying to be mean or anything but..she needs rims on dose wheels.:D

  • He needs chrome spinners on dem wheels.

  • that turtle used to have a leg ...then it took an arrow to the knee

  • Rookie mistake, you keep replacing the tires because you didn't rotate them. Pfft.

  • damn that turtle has mad camber

  • she needs a turbo installed too ...

  • poor winky !!

  • pokemons fans are gays .-.

  • Pimp my turtle!

  • Man, when he walks up to the ladies and he says he has some wheels. He won't be kidding!

  • they see me rollin' , they hattin' ! :D

  • put her Off road tires maybe it will be better on the grass! 2FAST2FURIOUS ...nottt aehehhea

  • i dont think she likes it..

  • lmfao when i saw the title

  • They see me rollin', they hatin' :D

  • @TheDude0212 lol

  • shock absorbers haha awesome

  • Give her 3 other wheels and a motor in the shell. And let maxiemclerx paint it xD

  • pimp my turtle

  • What? Gimpturtle is evolving!  ....Congratulations, your Gimpturtle has evolved into a Tractortoise!

  • @mmmmmarcus i challenge your pokemon against my truck terrapin

  • i feel so sad for he or she

  • Damn, that turtle is cooler than my car! o__O ...Might be slightly faster, too. >.>

  • They see me rollin'

    They hatin'.

  • Ohhhh noooo they're learning. nicholas kage was right, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

  • put some spinners on it 

  • They see me rollin....

  • whats the song?! its so cute

  • sea turtle lose legs all the time to boats nobody cries about that but some land tortoise losses a leg and then gets a replacement and the world ends.. ive worked with sea turtles that are missing legs its sad .. im not saying we should take away motor boats i love boats but maybe like a saftey guard around the prop?

  • @Alixizable i doubt it its probably very happy actually and if it was it would show side effects like appetite loss and so forth it would be fairly obvious

  • get that turtle some underglow!!!!

  • idc how the turtle lost it's leg....this is some awesome shyt XD turtle with wheels~~

  • lol u should attach some wheels and an antenna and a bomb and make a suicidal RCXD TUUUUUUUUUUUUURTTTTTTTTTTTTTLL­LLLLLLEEEEEEEE

  • @TheNicholasUpton This made me rofl.

  • How did she lose her leg, uzoouk? D':

  • what would be the easiest turtle/tortoise to take care of?

  • @2biodude2 Russian Tortoise.

  • @2biodude2 Or Red-Eared Slider.

  • Lol I wonder if he would get a parking ticket

  • what's the name of the soundtrack???

  • See, if the turtle had black owners, the wheel would have had a 8 inch rim, and two mini subs would've been put on its back.

  • it squirtle,FEEL LIKE TURTLES

  • i subbed

  • robo turtle

  • Is that a cat in a hat?

  • should put a lift kit on that turtle

  • thumbs up if your still watching this in 2011

  • Awwww! That is sad and cute at the same time!

  • what happens if he gets a flat?

  • Haa winky

  • fast and furious

  • twin turbo V6

  • I like the pit-stop. I guess he didn't have that much rubber left.

  • "meet winky!"

  • theres a 30 year old tortoise up at my favorite pet store and i never knew that tortoises didnt mind being toughed on their heads if they get enough human interactuion....i want that tortoise

  • Not gonna lie, I laughed.

  • Blastoise's next evolution...

  • @Rodriguez0135 ...Wheeltle?

  • i hope winky likes it :)

  • 7 people don't have a wheel

  • 7 people suck

    

  • I wonder if it hurts... =/

  • gangster

  • its better if you didnt have the wheel there turtles can move with 3 legs you know (as long as they have their front legs in this case this one does to the wheel is just for helping him move it doesnt allow him to)

  • i did the dirty with those turtles.(:

  • aww..

  • don't fix it. just buy a new one

  • @lickachair4fun its over 50 years old, you do NOT just get rid of antiques, take it to the auction house :P

    joking aside, im glad they helped out this turtle

  • what happens to him when he gets a flat one !!!! has he got a spare

  • Haha...winky XD

  • The turtle Probably was not happy about this because it wanted to have four wheels...............

  • NOW it can REALLy beat the hare with ease!!! @_@

  • 4 wheels plz?...

  • The wheel looks like it's making it harder for it to walk. I want to see it hobble around without it. s=

  • When that guys fixing the wheel and it goes fast I thought he was like dropping it

  • Space Station Silicon Valley anyone?

  • "Bro check out my rims"!

    "Aw shit, my wheel got bogged again".

    "Need some hydrolicks for my wheel".

  • at 0:35 wheel repair

  • A suspension system? really?

  • If I glue spikes on its shell - can I have my own pet Bowser? :D

  • I don't get it... I couldn't tell if she has 3 legs or if she was hiding her 4th leg in her shell because of the wheel.  I hope they didn't remove her leg to add the wheel :(

  • @ashbobizzle you're an idiot. It only has three legs, why do you think they added the wheel.

  • Ridiculous.

  • Ridiculous.

  • cmon winky show us a nice burnout!

  • my dog is called mr winky

  • it doesnt need the tire. it could get around just fine w/ 3 legs

  • I'd paint some flames on the shell

  • is there a CD for uzoouk videos?

    I like all their songs they play in the background :D

  • that is AWESOME!@!

  • Haha winky

  • This is a warning, turtle cyborgs are a threat to the human race. Sure tires and suspension now but no one will be laughing when they develope lasers and squirtle abilities. We must launch a premptive strike against the gathering turtle forces now before it's too late. If anybody is listening you are the resistance.

  • @Mast3rSkillz better drink our own piss then

  • @Mast3rSkillz GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @Mast3rSkillz This aint funny.

  • i laughed so hard at his name

  • Turtle cyborg!

  • nice

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  • wut happens if he has a blow out :o

  • i like turt holes equal best quote ever related to this video

  • @TheSlimySquid haha epic :D

  • 3 wheels i missing an engine, i will be the fastest turtle

  • It could look like a buggy.

  • It still tries to push with it's leg that isn't there 0:38.

  • @bobcowz well so much for evolution.

  • THROW SOME D'S ON IT!

  • They see me rolling, they hatin'...

    No seriously, poor thing..

  • Why not putting a rocket in its butt? 

  • LOL

  • woah 50 yrs old? thats amazing =)

    waaay older than me

  • you should put spinners and a 2 inch chrome on that gangsta turtle!

    Pimp My Turtle!

  • @arsenedevos haha lol pimp my turtle?

  • @arsenedevos

    that looks dumb enough on cars why degrade a tortoise?

  • thats so cruel lolololol

  • my turtle is turning 8 soon AND CUTE LITTLE WHEEL FOR CUTE LITTLE TORTOISE

  • Tortoise

  • HOLY CRAP, IT'S A MAXAMAL

    (nerd joke, look it up)

  • that tiny little turtle is 50??? DANNNNGGG

  • well get a bodykit and some neons! achtually!

    just fit a 4x4 rc controld system underneafe her!

  • that thing needs some spinners on the wheel!

  • yes cuz somebody would wanna fake this

  • @nepnyy haha you obviously dont watch raywilliamjohnson, otherwise you would have understood ;p

  • needs a lift kit

  • get some 4x4 goin

  • LOL around 0:30 I thought he was about to drop it on the floor XD

  • lol

  • Cuuuute!!

  • dude someone send this to RWJ he can do some weird shit with this one

  • @Newschooled haha ll these noobs are giving you a thumbs down cause they dont know where its from.

  • next tym he does a girl and dumps her, she gona slash his tyres :/

  • adorable :3

  • Oh, yes. A turtle needs SHOCK ABSORBERS.

  • @ledzepluvr42 Like you mom bed when im in it ...Zing !!!...Just joking ;)

  • I LIKE TURTLES

  • CTFxC IS FOR HATERS.

  • i realize this tortoise was missing its leg but even so i think that that wheel is slowing her down and making it more difficult to move.

  • sooo cute X3

  • This video blew my mind

  • We had a land turtle called Mr. O'toole. He had a great personality and decided to move on one day. Great idea for the lady. Do you put winter treads on her in the winter months?

  • I bet this tortoise can beat the hare

    :)

  • Its Two Fast Two Furious the Tortoise Edition!

  • KEEP ROLLING WOOO

  • haha, alway rolling.

  • Duckroll > Tortoiseroll > rickroll

  • awsome.

  • omg how cute

  • I wonder if Ohlins will make a shock for it??

  • the whell didn't even move while he was walking around in the grass

  • I think I need one...

  • TurtleDrift!!

  • if me i will name it flash...

  • what.

  • How can it wear out that wheel? I totally don't believe that statement. The wheel looks like it is made of hard rubber.

    Hey, did u eve think of gluing a stand with a dangling bell on it. It would make all the traffic move over.

  • The original wheel was plastic. They replaced it with what you see now.

  • that's a box wagon

  • lol box car turtle

  • lol screw the volkswagon beetle, its the volkswagon turtle...

    well i guess its better than not having a leg XD