TECHNOVIKING! (Captioned)

[Pangolinx1]

Look!! They have methamphetamine in Germany too!! All hail the speed-freak!!!



[SoDoM17]

Olaf The Technoviking

[CreaterOfRazer]

THEY CALL HIM DOVAHKIIN, TECHNO-BORN... FUS RO DA-NCE

[UmoristicheskyKanal]

0_0

[MrDRLM]

FUS-RO-DA-NCE: instanstly fear everyone into crazy dance and cause all creepers to disapear...

[skatemonkey16]

@MrDRLM You think you're funny?

[MrDRLM]

@skatemonkey16 you think you're trolling?

[skatemonkey16]

@MrDRLM yes

[AutumnKnightmare]

@skatemonkey16 WIN!

[lovelypinkglitterken]

tryndamere !!

[INTEGRALEVESTITO]

He need SHEMALe

[RTTA2]

christopher street day

[doatlife]

Why does these thing never hapend in my country.. :(

[lemons1and1warm1milk]

NEED FEMALE!

[videoGunZ]

strudelkopf xD

[KeinHollandPro]

Techno Viking please stop ACTA

[RevolvedSantoss]

new chuck norris

[mortuus77]

the only man on earth who dances like chuck norris without dying....

[DerDante107]

URGE TO DANCE RISING

[Mckotletak]

Techno-Olaf..:D

[TheViliukas]

Heil Olaf !

[kurtkurt777]

гей парад дебильный!

[Screamy1989]

HIGHLANDER !!!!

[AkujiMalice]

I used to be a technoviking like you. then I took an arrow to the knee.

[sypod2]

Anyone know the song that plays at the very start for like 7 seconds when the "ALL HEIL DAS" writing is on the screen? It sounds class! Thanks!

[burstmyballoon]

very good

[thefabirobi]

fa cagare sto cazzo anke se la musica fa cagare solo i maiali

[ILoveItalianGirls90]

TechnoViking is in fact THE music.

[AWHardcore]

Olaf!



[rover66oyo]

We need technoviking to come to the 2012 fuckparade!

[LordExodus80]

All Heil das Technoviking! XD

[rover66oyo]

I wish the real song had as much bass as in the video

[Mmarianoh]

BUEN VIDEO

[thefabirobi]

@Mmarianoh fa cagare



[Mmarianoh]

sds

[mrkeytho]

Okey fking zielig gedoe..

[Odemfeuer]

Dovahkiin !!! FUS ROH DAAH XD 

[MrBennyXD]

I'm sexy and I know it...

[turkey388]

here  norway.?

[krazykaren01]

i wana hump the techno viking..... just sayin...

[shittalker1989]

you know shits about to go down when someone passes you a water battle upside down...

[graytheworld]

Preiswert Radfahren? xD ISt das nicht eh umsonst?

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

Germanic dragonborn FTW? ...

[sovietjc]

FUS-RO-DA!

[KnorpelDelux]

Overwhelming German xD

[invulnerable333]

палец вверх если попал сюда из тикс)

[mrphilthify]

FUS RO DA-NCE

[MrSetsuna456]

Technoviking Vs Chuck Norris....Technoviking wins hands down

[GTLyxp]

@MrSetsuna456 calm down

[FunkigaMoses]

What is the song at 2:08?

[Mi7Sama]

Technoviking is teh shit! Really had to laugh at the captions though. Maybe especially because I'm German, lol.

[4mohsinkhan7]

Check out my channel for HEAVY BASS TECHNO!

[YoungGroupUltras]

Techno viking...The only man that can kill Chuck Norris....

[Wantsomecowbell]

@YoungGroupUltras But why would he kill his son?

[HalcyonDaysRadiate]

He is high on drugs (meth or coke), and does these drugs 24-hours a day, he is possessed by all manners and thoughts of evil. But he's funny.

[Ariksgabs]

This Nord has high level speech, because he intimidates the shit out of people!

[TheNorriez]

this is a true Nord

[neoideo]

i used to dance like tecno viking, until i took an arrow to the knee

[Thatsmamaluigi2u]

This is how you defeat Alduin. xD

[LeFawkes]

Had to buy Skyrim after I saw Technoviking in this vid!!!

[MrMartin6312]

image if he teamed up with epic beard man

[Soldier00]

Ab workout step 1!

[TheGreatSlowpoke]

TECHNOVIKING = FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNET

[twitch5000]

TECHNOVIKING ACCEPTS THE WATAR!

[123someting]

Suleyk Do Dovahkiin

[Nildjent]

Mííííííítico!

[Bonygasse]

Behold the Dragonborn...

[bddblade]

I wonder if techno viking knows he has become famous? lol

[SiliconIce]

Thor will never be as cool as this guy.

[KARHUUUUUUU]

addicts ...sadd piucture dead people .

[CryingSetsuna]

It´s called: "DEM Techno Viking" not "DAS Techno Viking" ^^

[paxXxQ]

Tu tarczownicy po 4 latach przejmujemy film!

[ruskomrad9591]

i think its TECTONOVIKING...

[DeanXsilence]

i want to be like this guy

[DeanXsilence]

REALLY COOOOOL MANNNN

[Blabloo72]

The captions in this are so funny! One thing however - as I understand it this man is German so shouldn't he be a Techno Saxon?

[MrMartin6312]

@Blabloo72 wouldent be as cool

[kadeshito]

and ure not

[kadeshito]

he is like me :)

[srkellla]

LSD



[1Shuyin1]

one does not simply dance into mordor. technoviking does.

[BadWanna]

"now get the fuck out! but ... schnell schnell" xD

[SSmetalwarslut]

ALL HEIL DAS TECHNO VIKING

[RiddicksRevenge]

whats the second song?

[DarkFabioxD]

STRUDELKOPF XXXXXXDDDDDDDDD

[wheels7ty1]

garbaged waste of time

[surenoonehasthisname]

Holy Qwop!! did that guy at the end just come up to technoviking grab him by his amulet and lead him away like a cow!!...!!...

[kattowitz4]

God= TechnoViking > Chuck Norris

[cttnjrry]

i just hope, that he can be as charming when the cameras are shut down. P.s. I liked the clip :-)

[ComedyNaruto]

BERLIN 1989-2002!!! TECHNOVIKING TIME

[ComedyNaruto]

the comments in the video! lol

[PudelAufSpeed]

Brutaler Typ!!!

[1nusretniw]

very good german.. ^^

[fatkiller1000]

ok this technoviking looks metal why in the fuck would he dance to techno

[DudesOfHazardSA]

TechnoViking FTFW!!!!!

[MrMatzomaticTO]

240p, we meet again...

[SlurgeCraft]

Techno viking is my Character at Skyrim

[poofnsauce]

@SlurgeCraft This pleases Techno Viking, and poofnsauce

[korkiwi]

@SlurgeCraft "at Skyrim"? Skyrim is not a place. It's a game.

[OOOOOOOOOOOOOMObaby]

@korkiwi NO ITS NOT ITS A LIIIIIIFE *dribble

[SlurgeCraft]

@korkiwi

>Skyrim is not a place

>not a place

>not a

>not

You know that you play in the Region of Skyrim in Tamriel ?

Mfw. -.-'

[korkiwi]

@SlurgeCraft I was referring to the game as a whole not something within Skyrim.

[JoeyEmAll]

I love Techno Viking ♥

[Uchiha2289]

dovahkiin!!

[Desrevo]

He is a real Nord! Hail Talos!

[ripcurlripper]

@TheyKeepOnRising I used to be funny, then I started making jokes about arrows to the knee

[bightf01655]

@TheyKeepOnRising but i ate an apple then im k

[IISR9II]

@TheyKeepOnRising Too bad you didn't take it to your ass...

[AutumnKnightmare]

White Beard.

[Sk8erwms]

irgendwas war in dem wasser drin :D

[sizone]

Shades of FATMOUSE. Thumbs up for Fatmouse.

[MARC473886]

FUS RO DAH

[whinniepoop]

THUMBS UP IF YOU WANT TECHNOVIKING IN THE NEXT MORTAL COMABAT !!!!

[TPKKPT]

what i find funny, i was at an art gallery and found out that this is a art piece made by a artist. cant remember the meaning, but fun :)

[mikeybhoywan]

chuck norris eat your heart out

[CzaszkaMen]

1:17

NPC: Wiking! Take this!

Your hero found a item!

Item: "Thor's tehno water of Dance"

Properties: +3 speed, +2 dex

Special Rule: Your character can dance now. Skill is working only with techno music.

[paddykiely]

can someone tell me the 2nd track plaese :( i love it :))))

[foleg89]

In the bottle was techno fluid

[the80sdj]

bei 1:48 ist links der fernsehturm zusehen

[kirara21]

technoviking needs a bra :D

[ITeazZx]

techno terminator? xD

[rapeacatt]

was this filmed with a calculator?

[fistofyay]

3:00 Technoviking demands you not to watch his wabbling breasts!!!

[quiave]

hahhahaah, techoviking with kung fu moves

[gerson2600]

From now on, I shall only accept water bottles when handed Upside Down!

[darthjump]

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Techno Viking once killed a SKYRIM Dragon by just pointing his finger at it!

[Vlodimer]

was this even filmed on Earth? Or this is Asgard?

[EatLavaFartFire]

Techno Viking is the european Chuck Norris.

[VGVGable]

@EatLavaFartFire How dare you insult Techno viking like that.

[paddykiely]

@EatLavaFartFire lol i posted this and also mentioned the man chuck lmao

[SpyLeinad]

technoviking doesnt dance to the music, the music dances to the technoviking.

[Fordgt401965]

@EatLavaFartFire The TechnoViking could wipe his ass with Chuck Norris!

[jasooou]

@EatLavaFartFire Techno Viking is the father of chuck norris :D

[glennbjarte]

@EatLavaFartFire scandinavian* THATS where vikings are from! :P

[EatLavaFartFire]

@glennbjarte Yes and that's still in Europe. :P

[WannaExpressYourSelf]

LETS MARCH!

[VisioNOIR]

Es ist unglaublich interessant zu lesen, mit welchen "deutschen" Buzzwords der Standard-Deutsche im englischsprachigem Ausland assoziiert wird. Eigentlich hätte ich noch "Gesundheit", "Sauerkraut" und "Bratwurst" erwartet, aber dafür war das Video wohl zu kurz.

Technoviking rules!

[NiKi7a5]

Technoviking>Chuck Norris

[EatLavaFartFire]

We meet again 240p.

[jaymccorney]

I dont think he is german .... and our german is terrible xDD (no offense)

[aXigniz]

@jaymccorney he IS german

[xXr4pst4rXx]

@jaymccorney He is german. Its Berlin there and he spoke german at 2:20.

[jaymccorney]

@xXr4pst4rXx ich geh mal davon aus das du deutscher bist ^^ ich bin mir nicht sicher ob er deutsch redet, weil man das kaum versteht ... könnte auch was anderes sein

[xXr4pst4rXx]

@jaymccorney Die Stimme ist typisch deutsch und sein letztes Wort ist "alter". Und in diesem Video wird er wie hitler angesehen, ich meine das mit "heil" und so natürlich. Bin mir ziehmlich sicher dass er deutscher ist.

[jaymccorney]

@xXr4pst4rXx ja das mit heil is ja kla ^^ is typisch amy die denken alle deutschen wären nazis ^^ und das mit alter hab ich mri auch schon gedacht aber ..... naja kp ich bin mir da nich so sicher

[xXr4pst4rXx]

@jaymccorney Was macht denn dann son typ halb nackt in Berlin wenn er kein deutscher ist? ^^

[jaymccorney]

@xXr4pst4rXx naja auf der loveparade waren auch imme rleute aus ganz europa und sogar amerika teilweise :D Ich weiss das da kann man mit der loveparade nicht vergleichen aber trotzdem ^^ von mir au sist er eben deutsch ... bisse dir den sicher das das in berlin ist ?

[xXr4pst4rXx]

@jaymccorney Jop hab mehrere technoviking videos gesehen und bei den meisten stand drauf das das berlin ist ^^

[aldoreshgaramok]

HALT

LOS

[666milktray]

название песни?

[alvisloko94]

Looks Like beowulf on exstacy haha

[MultiMonsterFish]

the techno viking was bit by a snake once... 10 terrible days later the snake died!!!

HAIL THE TECHNOVIKING!!!!

[LovingGod2]

The caption are what give this videos the extra one million. Win!

[Shadikun1]

3:14

[vanderhuse]

ОВЕЧ!

[SuperCheesball]

he has moob's lol

[Xanzis]

hhahaha subtitles own :D

[InYourFace52]

ist das bonn? :D