The Funkture - challenge to Christians

[cannon0286]

this is as bad a film that i have seen 4 years who ever made it shoud be shot.

[Darthreloy]

I feel sorry for you afunk losers. The record plays it, I feel it, THATS IT! How do you explain the irreducible complexity of polyester?

[CrudOMatic]

What about the metal faithful?

[ozmoroid]

@CrudOMatic Sorry, only the funky will be saved. ;-)

[Madman1234855]

@ozmoroid can we at least claim the earth?

[abdabzeebop2]

Can someone please tell me what is the track that starts at 2.34??? I can't get it out of my head...

[ozmoroid]

@abdabzeebop2 Ohio Players, Love Rollercoaster.

[abdabzeebop2]

@ozmoroid Cheers!

[1empathy]

WARNING! turn the sound off @ 0:12- 2:05 and again 2:15 - 2:34. Trust me, I have suffered so you won't have to. After 2:34; get funky!

[SmallGreenPlanetoid]

One reason this isn't a fair analogy: we have evidence Funk exists. :)

[ozmoroid]

@SmallGreenPlanetoid Damn straight. You can even watch old Soul Train episodes on Youtube.

[SmallGreenPlanetoid]

@ozmoroid I'm totally looking that up after work.

[PApaSmurfCDMCMD2]

hahaha, this really made me laugh.. if only this was real, i would boogy so hard 24/7

[ozmoroid]

@PApaSmurfCDMCMD2 I'd be decked out in polyester pants and platform shoes like a mofo.

[Jebez42]

fyi...This video (watch?v=7hbNZq7yurw) is no longer available because the uploader has closed their YouTube account. Which is too bad as I have not seen it yet and don`t get the parody entirely. :)

[beakeclipse]

Swing down sweet chariot stop and let me ride!

[mistertakeda]

Surely this is on gothatfunk's favorites list.

[pawnjp]

Wait, so the 7th angel is a sex machine, and Jesus is a Scientologist?

It all makes perfect sense now.

[middlekk]

And, of course, Philos71, the coward, has blocked comments for the video.

Deluded dangerous dunderhead.

[HODthunderwolf]

this video is beyond epic!

[dutchvigilante]

Hmm, I am not a fan of funk, but between that and christian "rock" there is no choice, obviously.

[Memeticemetic]

Make MY funk the P-funk!

[ozmoroid]

@Memeticemetic Funkadelicish like the mo'!!!

[Shydrow]

The Holy Church of Denim approves of the world ending in funk. As well as metal if you would kindly.

[TheJoshJman]

great video! maybe the religious will catch on......maybe...

[mfjeff]

i laughed at the moon behind the clouds part

[Tobsy1981]

Unfortunately Isaac Hayes won't be back to save us, he's busy trying to free Xenu and reestablish the galactic empire.

[HConstantine]

So you replaced the Christian rock with Scientological music. Better you had used some Mozart.

[Skoenner]

The Funkture is just the overture to the Metalocalpyse!

[TheRationalizer]

I nearly didn't make it to 2:31, that xtian rock is soul destroying :)

[studioROT]

Yours is an improbable proposition and I can not, with any dignity, justify your claims as being part of reality. In fact, there is enough empirical evidence to show that the music as featured in your video has its sourse in the music industry; it is not a magical phenomenon that requires the suspension of the Laws of Nature nor does it require a supernatural realm. Indeed, you are free to worship the musicians and their products, but their power to provide salvation is highly improbable...

[benpharmer]

@studioROT Yes, but most (if not all) of the other propositions are as equally illogical, if viewed rationally. I cannot bring myself to believe in a magical phenomenon that suspends the laws of nature, especially in a magical phenomena wrapped in an egoistic anthropomorphic blanket. The tenants of modern western religions are just as asinine as the ancient pantheons of gods in which they sprung (yes, the ancient Hebrews were originally polytheistic).

[studioROT]

@benpharmer, Yah... content of the madness does not seem to matter too much (although, I have problems with the unapologetic and forceful insistence by christians that the torturous human sacrifice of a young vagrant was a good and glorious act that is greatly beneficial to people's imagined eternal well-being). It is the concept of willful self-delusion that makes religious practice rather unimpressive. When defended with uninformed arguments, it becomes ridiculous. Otherwise, it is OK.. ?

[benpharmer]

@studioROT Ah, yes. But if one is contending with those who are willfully engaging in self delusional fantasies, then how else to counter their ridiculousness than WITH ridiculousness. Sure, one could make pointed logical arguments backed with sound empirical evidence and be soundly ignored OR one could, with a smile and a chuckle, counter it with some funkadelic bull*%^ and have a jolly good laugh in the process.

[studioROT]

@benpharmer Absolutely..! As you and I show with our 'serious' dialogue, grotesque propositions are not in balance with a rational approach. Hence...

role on the funk-kit..!

[gooddarkjedi]

@benpharmer what if anu and all the achent mesopitania gods whuld be real. and then they whuld punish all western montheists for abadoning all funk..........................­.. FUNK

[kraorh]

Well, the only gap in your logic is that I don't know if Isaac Hayes has spent enough time in hell atoning for the whole Scientology thing. But if Trey Parker and Matt Stone have forgiven him by the time this all happens, we all can. So, yes, I suppose your logic is unassailable. Truly. Made. Of. Awesome.

[vargulf19]

If this is the future. smashing my head 5 times a day sounds better than having to listen to the music

[RyuDarragh]

Aargh... same kind of bad is just bad as the old new and new old kind of bad... and I don't mean in a good way >.< I want an eternity of new and different things whenever I tire of the old things and a variety of old things for when I am feeling nostalgic!

[bigboy45454545]

The part of magic Jesus flying out of the sky will be played by Isaac Hayes.

I guess he'll call us all "children" just like in South Park, so nothings really changed there. Now if I move to Mecca can I get away from the 24/7 Christian music?

[bushputz]

Funk 'em til they scream for more...

[THEHARMONIKZ]

In the name of funk thy will be wid it.

No Bootsy Collins!

[TheHogTieChamp]

My son is 13 months old and he is filled with the spirit of Funk! Seriously, you should see how he reacts to anything off the Superfly album! "Pusherman" gets him rockin' and giggling!

It bothers me to know that some day he will be persecuted for his love of Funk. The Christian World Order will torment and hound his kind... 7 years of tribulation... Yikes.

Until then... Play that funky music, white boy!! (Man, he digs that song!)

[TheBrendanMcCoy]

Shaft!

[sapunec7854]

I can prove you wrong:

Justin Bieber is allowed to live.

[ozmoroid]

@sapunec7854 he he ;-)

[Trisnowda]

this was the perfect video to stumble upon while im tripping

thanks oz!

[OGjimbo]

Fucking brilliant. Loved every second of it. Five stars and faved.

[OGjimbo]

Ok, I'm only 28 seconds in and already extremely jealous that I didn't think of this shit first, cause I totally wanted to make some kind of response after seeing the original but never came up with anything.

Anyway the situation described in frame 0:28 is one of the most horrifying and awful scenarios I could ever imagine. If there is a hell, that's it right there.

[ozmoroid]

@OGjimbo At first I though that "love of the Father" tune was funny. By the time I had to listen to several times over while making the vid I was ready to vomit. Got it of off Jamendo which you turned me on to.

[captaincaustic]

The Funkture IS comin' on!

That I can dig,,,,, Brutha....

[ozmoroid]

@captaincaustic Damn straight bro.

[impiouspuppy]

HOT!

TUB!

HOT TUB!! Gettin' in the HOT TUB!

Jump back, make me kiss myself!!

[ozmoroid]

@impiouspuppy Hit me!!!!!

[Ribitta]

James Brown is NOT dead!

[Cheebzsta]

@Ribitta He's just outta sight till we need his funkadelic magic most.

[hugesinker]

Awww yeah!

[AncientAtheist]

No doubt about it... this video is funked up!

Next - The aFunkalypse.

[mrx0066600]

hahaha, this is so on par with religious quacks. and the bullshit they believe in.

Very good point, is not believing in this as well accurate and correct?

[ozmoroid]

@mrx0066600 Hey this is my religion you're insulting here! ;-)

[mrx0066600]

@ozmoroid I know it's tempting to believe in the funk man. But you've got to let the funk go. :D

[GreatBigBore]

I can't wait for my funkified body! Hurry up, funkture!

[GreatBigBore]

Hysterical! Good job.

[pointmanzero]

So funk music is god? ya know......... this actually explains a lot of things.

[TheCaptainLulz]

best tract evar!

[fsmdidit]

2 people thumbed this video down? Must have been Jason Wade and Scott Stapp, lol.

[hawanja]

I eagerly await the coming of the funkmaster overlords.

[sp00x]

SOLID! ;D

[darkwhitedirewolf]

I still might end up in the disco inferno, burn baby burn. :)

[ozmoroid]

@darkwhitedirewolf I forgot that tune. Woulda been a good reference. I think it was by The Tramps.

[bushputz]

@ozmoroid

The Trammps has two m's

watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

It's a damn fine song in any case...

[feralshrew]

omg, so much yes!

[bantam700]

I don't think I could prove you wrong, nor would I want to :)

[ozmoroid]

@bantam700 So then I am ABSOLUTELY correct in all my beliefs down to the finest detail. That's how it works. ;-)

[Otokogoroshi]

Bloody brilliant thank you!

[WarmWeatherGuy]

I can't prove you wrong. I therefore conclude that your vision is at least 50% probable.

[Cowinspace]

I liked this so much that laser beams shot out of my head.

[REBMike1]

Only James Brown can save us, never trust anyone that does not like funk music. Christian rock is the work of the Devil.

[tattooskin72]

Oh hell, listening to that Christian music was enough to almost kill me. LOL

good stuff though :)

[RadarKat73080]

Xian rap? No,no!  Thet CAN'T be that cruel!

[richieblackhearted]

I'm gonna have to spend some time listening to the words of the prophet, Prince now.

[TheMudbrooker]

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the side-hug,I will fear no christian rap: for thy Mothership art with me: Thy Parliment and thy Funkadelic they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of the fundies: thou anointest my head with funk; my Cadilac runneth over with fine bitches.

The Psalms of George Clinton, 23rd chapter, verses 4 and 5

[TheBillSellers]

@TheMudbrooker Ah-man! Preach it bro!

[ImJustOldMate]

Funky Acts 1:8

"But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit of Funk comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Funkytown, and to the love-funked ends of the earth."

[JAX301209]

F**k that was funny, great job :)

1 dislike??, I guess philos71 didnt like it, LOL!

[philhellenes]

The absolute truth of the wah-peddle is not mentioned in the Bible. I think we can draw our own conclusions. ;)

[nedbeaty72]

Hahahahaha awesome.

[Ed19814]

Superb, Just Superb

[joshTheGoods]

The only black people in this video are the artists and the guy in front of the firing squad... all dead! SMDH.

[mcrd2001]

Funky!

[arshsingh1984]

Now there's something worth praising for eternity :0D

[Toudiyama]

Post this on Truthfulchristian2's channel, then we can enjoy him cornering himself again, just like he did when asked to provide proof and evidence that a-magic sandwichism is acurate and correct

[abjectreality]

Halaluyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhh, brotha!

[AuntieDiluvian]

Dearly beloved, let's groove tonight - share the spice of life.... This is the only thing to do with End Times Bollocks - pwn the living shit out of it. Lovely job, OzMoz.

[grozde]

You've made a parody of a parody... =))

Yours is funnier AND truer though! ;-))

[trooperJac]

"DOOO YOOOO NOOOO THE LUUURVE OF THE FAAATHEEEERR!"

That's the track that is playing in hell right now :D

[ozmoroid]

@trooperJac An appropriate play for it to play since it's as obnoxious as hell.

[MangaFanGuy]

And now for my next miracle, I shall turn water..... INTO FUNK!

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

I believe in the power of the Funk!

[SAsgarters]

It's... beautiful.

[TheAmazingSatirist]

Be excessively funky!

[chuckfaststrat]

..for it is written, yea, they shall return...and smite the lame un-funkable with FlashLight by Parliament...

watch?v=s3flYZ6LOsw

[studioROT]

May the beautiful funk-freak come soon and place his vinyls on their empty hi-fi equipment...

Good vibrations, man..!

[3ncoctmebreu]

At last, my favorite intro. Thanks!

[chuckfaststrat]

..a world of nothing but Christian Rock and Christian Rap.....I can think of no crueler fate...

[williamcardno]

@chuckfaststrat two words; christian country

[chuckfaststrat]

@williamcardno I stand corrected...that is a more cruel fate..

[uvauva2]

3:01 is a thing of beauty...

[AcanLord]

win

[susideguy]

I love you,..

[ThePrinceOfMillAve]

If anyone needs a good solid parodying, it's Philos71 and the sort of smarmy, overproduced wash that he generates.