Gradualreport : The ninja Gamer in DC

[cuschtim5]

konitshi mother f**king waah ^^

[XxnathansxX]

i have tht game on ds

[Jamessc13]

4. A startling lack of maturity.

[Jamessc13]

FACT: A nerdling no life gamer is easily identified by

1. Bad temper and is intolerant of anyone who doesn't play Their game

2. Oblivious to many aspects of reality

3. Many make up new lives for their online gaming.

[primal2020]

@Jamessc13 5. defends the console they play with there life

[Stefan0p0l0s]

0:47 - 0:49 best part axaxaxaxaxxa fart

[lilraskaln1]

wat does pwn mean? wats it short for

[Stefan0p0l0s]

@lilraskaln1 pwneed :P i think

[PlayaBonesOwns]

FACT: gaming hasn't even been around for 60 years. FACT: I was wrong when I said you've never done a video about video games before.

[rarnd]

ninja gaiden black :D they shud of released the 360 version instead of a new one

[MzDaintynPetite]

This shiit is probably one of the funniest he's made..

Danny's got some big hands there!!

[MrKAWASAKIS]

dude i have that some exact controller its a halo controller lol

[AdrenalineOfficial]

NINJA GAIDEN thats like my fav game, his dads dead btw

[lussj66]

what game is this ...

[avg12321]

Lol ITS NINJA GAIDEN...

[lussj66]

yeah i should know ( part that he says no 1 beated this game)

[pederasii]

yea seriously danny whats that game called it looks similar to onimusha but its not. It look really cool o.o

[pederasii]

looks*

[cocaroach104]

please tell me you play on live

[SilentNightshadeX]

kk lmao i will

[CrimsonElite101]

This is probably the only that I've played, that actually felt spite towards me on the last boss.

I still wake up at night screaming.

[FJPugh]

danny musta beaten that game over 9000 times with 1337 speedz like dat

[themcbane123]

make this video on Serbian please

[DxUxAxLxIxTxY]

I have that flower kleenex box, haha.

[SilentNightshadeX]

this is ninja gaiden right?

[stoffelmatt]

Yes it is.

It is one of the MoOst brilliant and dodgy games I've ever tried. I can only recommend it.

[xFYCNxMETHODZ]

"kitty did that"

"didnt cha baby"

GROWL

ahahah

[narutosbro]

...danny please tell me you play xbox live

[julesrules815]

i know you thhink i like comedy but really not that kind of comedy srry dude thats just plan phsyco

[klausHans]

the stroking of the cat is the funniest part

[peasinacan]

"doncha baby"

[zarconeus]

really hope you pronounced that "Pown"

Or I may have to set up us the bomb.

[TehPipu]

Sorry but its too late, or your base are belong to us, theres no chance to survive make your time.

[H057IL3]

Konichi-mo-fucking-wa!

[Hex81]

Pwn noobs! Hilarious!

[deathdealer0902]

01:22 watch the upper right lol!!!!

[h2ojr1]

kitty pooted lmao

[Jomac5922]

Still my favorite from you x3

[Playa4Eva34]

HAHAHAH SOOOO Funny..... :D

[alienfubar]

what about the left one, what 2 things do u do with that?

[2msquared2]

You are over the top hilarious!!

[sk8erchild0]

hahahahaha

[Pheenak]

that fart at 49 secs was hilarious i dont kno why but it was

[Madblaster6]

typ it like this 00:48

[SaxManiac62]

haha

"Komichi- mother fucking- WAH!! Your Kung- Foo is not STRONG!"

Ahaha thats great

[Fartnarg]

We can't spend all day playing for 60 years, imagine the amount of arthritis we'd have. We do it for 50 XD

[kingmajin]

also,i actually watched a FULL lets play of ninja gaiden...on the hardest setting...damn,dude

[kingmajin]

ninja gaiden rocks.good story knowledge,though,dude

[isupplyu]

FART..."kitty did that... didn't you."

LMFAO

PWN NOOBS!!!!!!!

Love your work Daniel.

[jaderrockshard]

God, I hate sterotypes some people have for gamers...

[AUsTjN]

chya

[greatgokulee]

Yeah, it's obviously a joke - as danny is always doing. The part I hate it when people actually believe that that's how gamers are - like the WoW episode of south park, after it, people started bugging me about it.

[kthxrae]

Oh please, that's like the people who are like "rumors just pop out of nowhere!" Most rumors have a little truth in them. Just like most gamers, on some level, are that stereotype. ON SOME LEVEL. That's not to say that all of them go "I PWN NOOBS" or only play video games and don't have lives. But let's face it, most of them do have a little bit of that spirit in them.

[russellpwns]

I find myself unable to focus on the actual ninja's... uh... pwnage? Your face is just too funny.

[Diishr]

fuckin funny video but that can't be a true fact... Most gamers spend 60 years of theis lives gaming. then they would have to spend

like 16 hours a day play video games if they lived to be 90. hell yes i can do math. or im just a gullible dumbass, either way

[SmokeSomeTree]

i play games 16 hours a day O.O

[kaworuhanabishi]

Same here.

And on xmas, I pull 48 hours straight of gaming xd

Mmos require time xd

[pumpkinmecozzi]

this makes me laugh ever single time

:]]]

[ohohohadam]

never laughed so much because of a video ... THANX MAN !!!!!! BTW.... just to annoy you .... you look like jim carrey

[jiggajiggajesus]

"FACT: I am not a gamer...I prefer sex to slaying... "

Another Fact: I agree. Especially when sex is what I get for kicking her ass in Super Smash Bros.

[patmanretro]

Wicked!

I would love to live your life...Just for one day:)

[jiggajiggajesus]

Heh, it'll happen eventually, you'd be suprised how many girls play games.

I remember one time at some anime convention I went to, there was this 19 year old chick playing Gears Of War, she was like, 80something and 0, all the fat guys were bitching that they "didn't play enough", and "they were really good", it was hilarious. The onlookers were staring at her, not the game though xD.

<3 Chick gamers...

[Faminekmk]

PWN NOOOBS!

[SaintEthaTV]

LMAO "kitty did that...didn't you baby?"

[polothepimp]

Cant afford douche nozzles but can afford a HD tv?

[Imij11]

Maybe it's not his?

[appleseed101]

i believe this is in DC and i believe he doesnt live in DC .. 2 and 2 together and you get 4

[uku19]

this is at his friends house in DC. Danny lives in California

[judgment666]

lol

there is 2 things i do with my right hand..

1 is do "this" and the other to poon noobs!! sick!! XD

[VittlesIX]

it apears to be a statue of Bast (wikipedia it)

[coolshig]

BEST EPISODE....EVER

[MrOmniscient]

I am not a gamer...but I do play games...

[imover18ithink]

Lol, so good.

[enjoikr3w22]

that game looks fun

[Midxcore]

NO SHIT.

[Loekapoeka]

''Your kungfu is not STRONG!'' L0L ''It's not STRONG!'' xD

[mrsmolly06]

"your kungfu is not strong!!" rotflmao i cant stop laughing. i love danny

[juicypop]

"kitty did that, didn't ya baby?"

HAHAHA

[thelimpan]

HES THAT STRONG!

[Cherylsaynhi]

LMAO

[holkinns]

and the other hand?...to pwn n00bs

lawls

[BlaznLatino]

*last few seconds*

EPIC FAIL

[VioletisSane]

creepo :]

[miss0me0]

LOL, Very funny, congrats!:) Well done!

[coolshig]

THIS IS BY FAR YOUR FUNNIEST VIDEO...just my opinion :)

[tsarvadim]

lmao pwn noobs

[babychamxx]

wow u are fucked up but its kinda funny but serious;y grow ur hair agen i was much better long !!!

when u made this episode i was stuck in germany in the airport cos of FUCKING WIND!

[wtfjusthappenedtome]

This comment made no sense at all. Congratulations :D

[kobewars87]

god im ashamed to have a 360 cause of people like you.

[AustralianStallion90]

god im ashamed to enter a Radioshack cause of people like you.

[BlaznLatino]

*to ranso* If stupid comments were bullets, this one would be a headshot.

[GiantPoopingMonkey]

did u watch the vid at all?

[jagexmorelikefagex]

lol this one is prolly my fav vid.

I poon Noobs

[neifpolo]

ololozlo NiChE

[Veracity43]

One time in band camp, I poon'd a n00b, But it was really cold out, and she said she love'd me.

True Story

[notcrackychan]

your kung fu is so strong!!

[tallperson78]

LoL true stroy i almost broke up with my Ex for WOW. lol i didnt but damit i came close lol. then we broke up anyways.

[Aandor]

Hey now, I can only be described as what I like to call a "gamer."

But a *game* over any sort of physical contact with a girl? I don't care how deliberate the "hardcore" is in front of that gamer, he's off his freaking meds if he passes up sex for games. And yeah, I know it happens.

It's still flippin' mad. Mad!

Video is funny as hell, though. Heh.

(PS. Find yourself a geekish girlfriend and you're set. But never pass up sex for a game. No matter how great it is. It's a game.

... seeeex.)

[CptWarp]

In short "Get laid" - the most imbecilic concept possible. "Sex", is one of our most animalistic drives, and if you want to go hump all day like an eroused gorila, go ahead, but don't drag others with you. Just proves to show you that actually your body is controling you, instead of your mind. But, how selffish of me, let's do as you wanna' do, lets all be animals or neanderthals. Read some articles about dopamine, maybe that will enlighten you abit.

[Aandor]

You're quite silly.

[pronouncication]

^ says the guy that doesn't get any

[TheFrenchRevolution]

lol!

[Thrawn]

YOUR.. KUNG FU... IS NOT STRONG

[pooperuber]

It's not STRONG

[ReapingSnake]

NGB FTW!!!!!

You're a Head Ninja?

I'm a Master Ninja.

[bdoubleot]

i bet some knobs were poned by him

[tchew8724]

no ones beaten that game?! dude, there goes the subscription.

[godofwar2master]

Shut up. It was part of the joke.

[tchew8724]

ya your right, but in all honesty i just dont really find this guy funny. didnt mean to offend the masses.

[godofwar2master]

He has to be the funniest guy on youtube. But everyone has there own opinions.

[dominatiion]

u have to watch som of his other vids also they are fuckin helarious!!

[jenntarr1015]

hahahahahahahah

[genis7]

i love that game!...and pwning noobs

[Darkviking12]

LOL

Your kung fu is not stong, NOT STRONG

[Slayert80]

you have the same controller as i do lol.

[stoopidMonkey56]

"The little bad guys, little dudes.. That you can just.. mush, ya know. And then there's the big bad, uh, nozzles."

LOL! Danny man, you are SO EFFIN' FUNNY! You have the sense of humor I love and is rare to find these days. :( I bet you'd be a fun guy to hang out with. XD

[hellomydoll12]

best gradual report EVERR(:

i love your videos...and cat.

so...keep it up!

:D

[guardimiangelo]

agreed this is the best video so far

the stroking is frigen hilarious

and the fart lol (kitty did that)

[NeverAloneForever]

I love Ninja Gaiden

[ummwut]

pwwn noooobsss

[xsandohs]

your kung fu is not STRONG lol haha love this danny

[NycAttentionWhore]

lol@ u farting...

[Scottyblack]

ROTFLOLOLOLOLOLOLMAO!!!

[kolbiefreeman]

the petting of the fake cat was the best part. awesomeage. i love you. i want to pet u like u were just petting that cat..mmmmmmm.

[robertpicklesnickle]

GET ARMY OF 2 danny!!!!

[allstarnico]

One button, one button, you can't even stop the button. I'm pressing the blue one!

[brucewestmk2]

n00b pwn463 4 1143!!!11

[solidoxygen8008]

HAHAHAHAH nice.... pwnage!  your right hand rocks

[neifpolo]

was the fart on purpose?

[axl39]

OMG LMAO

[GalOnHunt]

lol.. stop caressing the cat! Its creepy! haha

Rock on Danny!

[DeadLikeTick]

Sun is 4 n00bz.

[Fivestar5000]

why do u even call them hardcore gamers lol just call em nerds with to much time

[Vanagander]

... Don't fuckin' lie. = /

[burnyahoo]

You farted.

[meleemayk]

Whats this game?

[adafdd]

baby did that

[blakebixler]

ko neeche fucking Wa!

[MatMcB]

ive beat that game. ;)

[imaytag]

Danny sped up reminds me of Zaboo from The Guild.

[Ouchbeck]

puun nuubs. Cool.

[Kslayer9]

no no no, the correct spelling would be "pwn n00bs" lol

[demsurf]

this one should be FEATURED as well.

[dudejohnny]

Im pretty hardcore i pwn noobs lmao

[TARMAN237]

*ninja

[TARMAN237]

ninga gaiden black

[glowingtetra]

Luv it! :) Haha!

[Thurstinator]

What game is this?

[Thurstinator]

Wow. I really liked this one. Very funny. She has never beaten a dragon?! hahhaha

[shadowd7x]

HILARIOUS as usual 5 STARS!!!!!

The whole 'fast-forward talking thing' was PERFECT!

[Nabi1366]

0:46  HE FARTS ROFL !!!!!

[Nabi1366]

This one is for hardcore gamers!!!!  AWESOME MAN !!!!

OMG PWNED :D

[RandomGuy432]

HAHAHAHA HA lol

[phillyphan32992]

LMAO hilarious!

The ending was the best though.

[traybroken]

Freakin awesome lol.

[silverstarz76]

OMG... Funny as usual!!

Thanks for the great video!

[XboxNurdsUnite]

lmao,

pwn noobs!!!

[tadshackles]

EL OH EL.

Very nice, Dan.

[mtaylor74019]

Hey Danny you're in DC, when does Bush get the nozzle treatment?!?

[bigheadknc5]

so damn funny. my mom wouldn't know what to do with a controller if i put it in her hands. she's never beaten a dragon has she! no! ah ha ha ha! love ya danny.

Kristin

[Stoweboarder9]

lolololol genius

[jazmella]

LOL Danny, I looovveee you!! :-D

[kylberg]

konichi.. matha.. fuckin.. WA! yo kung-fu, is not STRONG!

[ycmdude]

Dude Ninja Gaden RULES I have beat that game alot of times, it rocks

[FJPugh]

noob pwning FTW!

[MXGT117]

My bad took my anger out on the post comment button, my finngers are to fast for the web browser mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... ill get back to die-ing then.

[MXGT117]

same controler WOOOOOOOOOT

pwn me it would be an honor

[proudhoof]

Danny loves petting that pussy doesn't he?

[vgonash]

I always love your videos!

[ETL19]

FACT: They prefer slaying to sex. <-- imo wrong...

[Happyanand69]

Haha KEEP PWN'ing NOOBS Daaanny!! you are the ultimate ninja.

[Kevron76]

Cool,check it out.He actually responds. A few poon apples before you!

[Kevron76]

Danny, dude whatever. Comp noob maybe. But edit master flex.You are!. Teach me the way Oh goofy one!

[DavieWestmacott]

wait gamers are the gods of ????

that means they can turn anything into money!!!

(see south park)

[Rattnuff]

pwn nuubs!

[orphand11]

btw, noobs refers to *other players* in a pvp environment, never mobs (AI monsters, et al)

SB ftw!

[orphand11]

Your best one yet! Didn't know you were a 1337 gamer too heheh. And, no, you're not oversaturating the vast majority of us.

[samJRulz1]

u scare me

[CliqueOblique]

do fewer vids. ur oversaturating us.

[NycAttentionWhore]

speak 4 urself....ur solution would be to watch less

[gilligan07734]

whoa! it is almost like i am saying drink your grape juice to athene