Chokito: No to Bouncers

[DerCo0lste]

hahahah SO NICE

[JimZuga]

The guys an actor.

I've seen him a movie before "Griff the invisible"

[MrFoxInc]

That sigh of relief at the end... priceless. This is hilarious, mate, good job.

[justinrunes]

definitely not fake

[AngelusDlion]

What they don't show is the stupid twat getting his face pounded in later.

[knottyboy20]

he nailed every line a bouncer uses. It really makes me wonder though why bouncers do this? It's unnecessary power tripping and shouldn't be allowed. Legally, in australia a bouncer can actually be quite prejudice using these techniques and get away with it. In the states you would get sued or shot.

[timduncan69]

fake and gay

[presidentelliot]

@timduncan69 Fake? Captain obvious, you dumb shit lol

[Aron19920]

ur middle name is francis? i find that hard to believe

[davidvilla2122]

this is staged ... or else he would be in hospital.

[zachari91]

best advert i've ever seen



[yozzo107]

are they actors or real bouncers? must be actors surely cos how would he know they were bouncers? Check out my videos if you want to see bouncers getting a taste of their own medicine...

[LeftPawFilms]

Teehee, my favourite funny guy :)

[groovekiller]

Staged but hilarious

[NarutoFTW]

this seems fake, with actors because in reality this guy would have gotten tossed aside or gotten into an altercation i think. . .

[blackjag2]

wow

[gafroninja]

if this was in Glasgow, his head would be lodged into his own ass. lol Great vid. Damn bouncers and their god complex

[lovelilovesyou55]

this is hilarious!!

[jaysmithbiatch]

i bet this is just fun to do...

[bigblueboa]

@KoyaanisqatsiCat they may be actors but you do know you can get persmission AFTER you have filmed

[MasterKickArse]

@bigblueboa i was just about to point that out to him, then i read your comment, and realized you already have... 4 weeks ago... lol

[SamiNami]

good shit

[MrHomeChef]

Man, the fat guy in the grey wife beater needs to cover up those disgusting moobs.

[5quarewatermelons]

see ya derrick!!

[timzaan]

haha love it! BRILLIANT!

[56mrmike]

if he tried this with me i'd laugh at him and keep walkin... a lot of balls.. funny thing is, all the bouncer guys on "power trips" were nice.. he's lucky to still be walking..

[MrKingkopite]

If he tried this in England he would be battered

[razryan]

@MrKingkopite Nah don't even lie you'd be like "wtf is this guy nuts?".. You wouldn't know if he'd have a knife or a gun n is on some kind killing spree lol..

[breandandoire]

Ha... Aussie's have a lot of patience. An Irish man that size would tell ya go f**k yourself !

[snowcatxx87]

"Had some beverages?"

no.

"Why do you need to go to the toilet then?"

[vexx34ify]

It looks like it's funny, but I couldn't understand a word. I don't speak Australian.

[Montface]

49 bouncers watched this video.

[rabirdoos]

watch the part 2: unseen footage and it would appear as if this is not fake

[iwannaplaycs]

lololololol i wish more commercials were this funny!

[LilyWhiteRiot]

My middle name is Francis :(

[steblublu]

@LilyWhiteRiot i find that hard to believe :P

[billykim100]

couple steps back

[5martie]

fake :/

[William1990hill]

this is a commercial.. look at the other vids he has posted

[marknnate]

fake and gay?

[Bootstrap193]

@marknnate shut up

[marknnate]

@Bootstrap193 :(

[Bootstrap193]

@marknnate sorry

[rabirdoos]

@marknnate it seems you are the one who is fake and gay

[marknnate]

@rabirdoos i guess so :(

[clownboy442]

44 people are bouncers

[vanashrianiqualiquan]

If this is real... This guy must have to have a cart to carry his balls around.

[randomviewer896]

this guy has a lot of fucking balls

[Punish00]

@randomviewer896 a lot of fuckin balls to deal with actors- yeah mate

[EZBreezy187]

@randomviewer896 your an idiot this is staged ok thanks bye :D

[reasonbutcher]

@randomviewer896 It's a scripted commercial. No balls required.

[DanOrsz]

Genius. 

[stuff4youBIZ]

It would almost have to be staged.

Napoleon complex humor and a pretty relevant guide at the same time.

[Shabadoop]

fucking gay and FAKE!

[homertone]

@Shabadoop So it your overused, tired, unoriginal comment, douchedick.

[yinksta]

Fucking brilliant

[cagebeast]

FUNNY



[Huebitt]

This is fake. The white bald bouncer who wants to use the toilet is in this video also, another Chokito commercial. Coincidence, I think not.

[stopbeingridiculous]

@Huebitt

are you kidding?!? of course it's staged. i don't think anyone thinks otherwise.

[jonen9494]

Hahaha

THE most hillarious vid on youtube!

[Starvalley42]

"How the hell do you have enough gym, mate?"

[xXxpavmanxXx]

That Samoan guy was built like a frigging brick shut house - that fitness lucky the Samoan guy didn't shove the chikitto bar so far up his ass that everything else turned to chocolate

[pwninsince92]

Fake n gay

[PlayerBAbyOG]

Yumm chokito been my favourite chocolate like 4 Eva! Gotta love chokito!

[Awesomegz]

Fuckin hilarious but completely un called for

[Rachyist]

This is so fake

[mungirabaul]

Whoever thought of this has obviously never worked on the door of a busy club. Smart but seriously not cool.

[kickassness12]

How did he not get bashed?

[danileGOSH]

or at your mums.

[stickywickedy]

Is this real?

How do we know this isn't staged, im not sure..

[FireEnjn]

Toby Schmitz! <3

[baadpapercut]

Love the way they all thought he was some official dude.

Ah ain't reel smaart bit ah ken leeft hevy thanggs.

[TheILLTechnics]

what a hardass

[egdqv13234]

i bet there was a trail of blood on the floor leading to the bathrooms xD

[Schmiki24]

He's lucky none of them kicked his ass.

[TimBatan]

time to say what??

[swissmaid]

This is beautiful, Hehehehe, I havn't laughed that much in ages. Good stuff mate, Hahaha

[bert872]

where's part 2, entitled fake faggot standing in doorway gets fucked up arsehole.

[Lightscribe721]

@bert872 you're so witty. good one bro.

[chickalass123]

See there is a difference between bouncers playing god and doing their jobs little boys like you that dont like being told no and you think its just a power trip.

[deed02392]

@chickalass123

Their reasons for their 'no's seems different every time I go out. I'd like to actually see these 'rules' written down somewhere, so we can finally have evidence for the bullshit "the club is full, but not for these people" lines.

[janeypotter]

I saw him in Hamlet and have been in love ever since

Omnomnom Toby Schmitz :D

[freestyla101]

HAHAH LEGEND

[Sodiumreactor]

This is funny!

[TheMrmccarthy]

that was awesome!

[TheMrmccarthy]

that is awesome

[darko411]

no shit its fake you fucking retards

pretty lol though

[mecksi]

Viral advertising but somehow funny.

[eemmmaan]

LOL!

[georgiahlx1223]

baha. chokito says NO NO NO

[nikkifever]

"why do you need to go to the toilet then?"

awesome

[imhereandyourethere]

HILARIOUS. sounds like something my friend david'd do

[FreshStepUK]

this is jokes!! cleverly thought out..

[MsBuppett]

omg! lo0ve it give it to em.. just make sure you wear good running shoes..lol

[MrDrucifer]

Amazing, I laughed incredibly hard.

[crek1]

Its FAKE, watch this other commercial by chokito, its the same "bouncer" like the first guy in this 1, check:

watch?v=II2Anyks2Uw&feature=ch­annel

vote me up +1

[bglover65]

This dude got some BIG NUTS!!!!! LMAO

[8t806R]

WTF, and they just walk away when they can't go in.  Funny !

[malibujitsu]

omg this shit's hilarious!

[Omrcen1]

Fucking love it n im a guard myself. Its fucking funny as.

[TangibleShadow]

You have some balls man. This is funny stuff. Nobody likes the taste of their own medicine.

[flibben]

wonderfull

[paulcolesnz1]

found the guy on facebook, think it might be fake?

Search Josh Mann

[PurpleSatin1]

ROFLMAAAAOOOO!!!!!!! I'm surprised they didn't put a smackdown on ya GLAD they didn't!!!!! Never had to deal with bouncers BUT from what I've seen OOOOH YEAH LOVE that they got a taste of their own medicine!!!! roflmaaaaaaaooooo

[MrSmithy04]

ive been a bouncer for nearly 8 years, bouncers dont go on like this tool did, we do our job and stop the drunk fools from getting through the door and starting fights, if we seen tough or unfair its because we dont want fights in our clubs, if use dont like the way we do our lob then go to rsl club

[SuperRegisteredUser]

Of course it's fake, but it's still funny.

It's one of those viral comercials.

[Dragonsway]

They only have a problem with you when you are doing something wrong. 1) Don't act like a cock at the door like your made of money and gold and your shit don't stink and we'll let you in. 2) Don't get to drunk no one likes a person that falls over themselves and bumps into others having a good time. 3) Learn to walk away. Who cares if he bumped you he said sorry 4) Don't take on the bouncer it never works even if you smash him his 8+ other mates are going to do a roadtrain on your ass.

[pisonja1]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while!!!

[bladebla19]

HAHAHA THIS IS MY DREAM!!!!

[BabyBoomerEater]

Janette, how you doing darling?

[Cwissyecho]

Awesome. So clever

[JansenSk]

hah, nice one man :)

[Ozzydethica]

only deadbeat losers have problems with bouncers...

[detoboy1]

@Ozzydethica you mean bouncers are deadbeat losers who have problems... lol. not all bouncers are douchebags and they are obviously needed in clubs etc, however there is no denying that they get a little full of themselves sometimes

[Bajso84]

@Ozzydethica I think you just missed the point...

[FrozenTits]

VERY funny. good job

[TiTSxxMcGEE]

think you've had too much gym today. lol'd an epic one there

[seanybiker]

ha ha ha they took it well in all fairness

[ashamellow]

who is the guy that stars in these adds? i think he works in my news agency lol

[pekkahontaz]

Oooooh yes! I get all warm and fuzzy inside when i watch this :)

How I hate some bouncers in stockholm...

[Lajkare]

that made my day haha

[Marinpastorn]

Hahaha it is sooo funny!

[azynkron]

The was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Keep it up! :)

[demir30]

good thing they didnt go berserk on ya

[chaseblackbeard]

This is awesome

[rbstark]

"Plenty of other bathrooms down there mate."

[MikeThaMunsta]

lmao really like this actually.. thats funny

[Jugglable]

This is staged. The bouncer he keeps from the bathroom is a bouncer who stops *him* in another Chokito commercial.

[ARCHONIANLAW]

What a tool! I think its ironic that they have used a guy who looks like a drugged up perve to agrovate the Doorman. Thats a ridiculous concept for a popular brand to put its name to.

[Mitube]

scripted

[boysgirlsmarsupials]

@Mitube of course its effing scripted, its a staged and planned add.

it had to be created and marketed and budgeted.

sweetie, its an add, you want to see real people doing dumb shit?

watch hamish and andie.

[Mitube]

@boysgirlsmarsupials did you just called me sweetie? You gay dude.

[boysgirlsmarsupials]

@Mitube uh dude, im a girl.

[Mitube]

@boysgirlsmarsupials in that case...can I have your number?

[boysgirlsmarsupials]

@Mitube yehh, its 04suckmydick. jokes. how old are you?

[kleash]

The reason he didn't get beaten up is because bouncers tend to live by the rule. That's the brilliance of this.

[devostm]

chokito gives you courage

[esideras]

Ahahaha, fucking bouncers man.

[murry001]

lol i'm surprised he didn't get beaten up haha

[lovemababyboo]

are you the same guy that does the chokito add on tv?

[michaelgwin2009]

haha!! that was funny

[nukedoom3000]

I could have sworn he was going to get his ass kicked....hard.

[nardiax1]

brilliant!

[RoryMcAwesome]

seriously legendary!:D

[harlotstarlet]

Australian accents are amusing.

[BARKMATTER]

fucking awesome!

[xraeptiem]

fake and gay

[TheBakstabr]

@xraeptiem are we putting personals ads on youtube now?

[kemicon]

haha good one. I had a bouncer the other day say to me "by yourself tonight are we?" I was meeting like 15 people inside. I also had a bouncer give me a hard time then when he found out I was with a large posse of smokin' hot chicks he tried to be my best friend. That's a nice hat man, I was like yeah it costs more than you make in a week buddy! OK so I didn't really say that but I wanted to!

[poIychronio]

I would have knocked that skinny limey faggot out if he tried that shit with me.

[romajo]

@poIychronio after that we laugh when you're dragged to jail. oh yeah, we'd gangbang your wife while you're in there too.

[mrmaxwell77]

New CHOKITO rocks...much better than the old one.

Now just bring back SCORCHED PEANUT BAR and we will all be happy!!!!!!

[lynth]

These bouncers are very nice.

They actually respect the guy for doing this thing. They understand the problem and don't try to get away. They obviously take their job seriously and won't break their own rules.

Actually, I appreciate how these bouncers reacted towards the new guy. ;)

[digitalbots]

im sorry this is to funny!!!

[fakespotter]

im suprised that he isn't dead yet

[LightxEdge]

I feel bad for the guy who just wanted a workout :(

[redneck500]

Holy Crap, HILARIOUS!!!! 5/5

[JustUDIENOW]

lol omg

[Dellaphobe]

That was amusing.

[777ranches1]

or at yo mommas......(glances to see if hes gonna get his ass kicked) haha!

[TheAsshats]

NOYNOYNOY! Fake and gay

[thehyphebusta]

@TheAsshats wtf ? its fuckin awesome ? why hating if its so fuckin funny, ur fake and gay ;)

[ChokitoAU]

Hi everyone, appreciate all the comments, but please go easy on each other ;) cheers.

[thedetective22]

@ChokitoAU

whats is the point of doing that shit?

[onikuma25]

@ChokitoAU Pretty good, man. lol Domo(^_^)

[T5HuNteRx]

@ChokitoAU HIGHLY RATED LMAO This shit Pro

[z0ltanz0ltan]

TIL that the Aussies will come to murder if you call their accent 'English' especially if they think you are a 'bloody American'.

[Smackdaddy9]

@z0ltanz0ltan

I spent a bit of time there, Stone the bloody crows, an Aussie wouldn't have the fucking balls to look at an American unless it was through a window while the American humped his wife.

[LatestUFOSightings]

Can't be real. The bouncers would just have pushed him away. But cool nonetheless.