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  • "I will remember you always !"

  • I approve

  • whats the background music its driving me crazy! stuck in my head since ROTS review

  • If I wasn't still using a rotary phone, THIS would be my ringtone.

  • Who knew Jay was a robot. A robot that wants to fuck more.

  • what is the song here? It's in teh plinket reviews too

  • You know, I can really relate to this character. Don't we all have a little Fuck-Bot 5000 somewhere inside of us? Maybe that's just me though.

  • @TwiIight0ne Very true

  • Better writing than the Star Wars prequels.

  • @TwiIight0ne My stool has a more two dimensional tale.

  • Will this be a new ride at Universal Studios?

  • Fuck the pain away

  • Fuck-bot 5000 for president.

  • Every heard of a little thing called Sex Robot from Whitest Kids U Know? Thats odd, Its exactly the same...

  • I don't get it, what dose he want?!?

  • Academy Award material.

  • More creative than the Star Wars prequels.

  • This is incredibly easy to masturbate to.

  • Remember that sex robot you left behind in new vegas? its back.

  • What music is this mixed with?

  • What is this music?

  • Hmm, the robot makes an excellent point.

  • i typed in something different...

  • All of a sudden...I want to fuck more...

  • why is this not viral yet...

  • Made this into a ringtone. makes me laugh every time.

  • This is better than the Beatles. I'm not being sarcastic.

  • I need to know which James Bond motif is playing in the background! God, such a catchy tune!

  • I gets regular tune-ups from all my sluts, they polish my bolts and tighten my nuts.

  • Micheal Bay's Transformers in a nutshell.

  • Fuckbot 5000 ---> Sex Robot: Whitest kids you know ---> Pimpbot 5000: Conan O'Brien

  • Makes me horny.

  • I wonder if I should tell my therapist that I dream about this video at night.

  • Why would you want to learn how to write a proper English sentence?

  • This song it too catchy. Please fuck me, Fuck-bot 5000!

  • Gosh you people act like you've never seen a Youtube Poop before. Jeez.

  • Fisto really has come far since his days in New Vegas.

  • I think this is a quest in Fallout 3!

  • sex robot sex robot

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  • Somebody dub step this mothafucka! NAO!

  • Pffft. I got a Roboraper Series III that can do what Fuck-bot 5000 does and more.

  • has anyone else noticed this music(sans lyrics) shows up in the phantom menace review?

  • WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE A ROBOT LIKE THAT?

  • WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE A ROBOT LIKE THAT?

  • New ringtone

  • Wai-wha?..

  • I know what I am going to be this Halloween.

  • I like it like that.

  • RedLetterMedia: making internet gold since 2004.

  • Dear Red Letter Media: To mark the release of the new Star Wars BluRay, please have Rich Evans reprise his role as George Lucas and sick Fuck-Bot 5000 on him. Just fuck him up bad. A collective 'fuck you' from all the people feeling nerd rage at the castration of Darth Vader. George Lucas keeps fucking Star Wars up the ass, it's time someone returned the favour. That premise could run for 20 minutes to an hour and I'd watch every second of it. Just make him squeal like a pig - 'No, nooooooooo!'

  • @WillofIceandIron

    Please vote this guy a thumbs up. Perhaps we should send RLM blood stained Letter openers to show or support of "Fuckbot 5000 vs. George Lucas"

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  • That's just what Lucas wants, rape.

  • @WillofIceandIron Um, I can understand not liking GL's constant changes, but you do realize that it is within your power to completely ignore the Star Wars Blu Ray, not watch it, and likewise ignore everything George Lucas ever says or does until the day he kicks the bucket (or you do)...?

  • @TheAle89515 Yes I do. Do you realise it is within your power not to be a condescending prick who logs onto Youtube and states the obvious? Red Letter Media could have ignored the Star Wars prequels and not made their reviews. Yet they did. I don't need to see George Lucas get raped by FuckBot. Yet I want to.

  • "This video has been age-restricted based on our Community Guidelines"

    lol wut?

  • Was that robot voiced by Chris-Chan!?

  • 280+ people don't like it like that.

    :(

  • I'd "fuck" her "everything"

  • Chainsaw everything!

  • Reminds me of Fallout New Vegas

  • Fuck-bot is worse than Windows Vista.

  • Okay WHAT is the name of that music? It's also featured in the Plinkett Attack of the Clones review.

  • Fuck-bot 9000, now on stores.

  • Erm... In Soviet Russia, I want to fuck the Fuck-bot 5000.

    ... 288 people don't want to fuck moar.

    Did the monkey died...?

    Fake... and gay?

  • @terratrema nope.avi

  • @ROFLoftus

    Nope what? Which one?

  • @terratrema If only you made a Justin Beiber joke you'd have my thumbs up

  • Fuck everything.

  • Fuck-bot 4000 is in the music video

    Missed the Boat

    by

    Modest Mouse.

  • Marvin the Randy Android?

  • I WANT TO FUCK MOAR!

  • @LordNazgulKing Who's Moar???

  • @Deepdesert It's another way of saying more, like nao instead of now.

  • @LordNazgulKing Oh OK, I thought "Moar" was going to get some ;)

  • A really poignant message in these tumultuous times.

  • @geddoezz

    The robot represents Washington D.C., while the Gorilla represents the average American.

  • Poor monkey. He thought he said he wanted to hug more.

  • I don't know why but now I want to fuck more...

  • Can somebody tell me what the music track is called?? He also used this tune is Episode 1 and 3 reviews...

  • Weebl: Sexy Robots, Whitest Kids you Know: Sex Robot, and now this? The internet is filled with roboporn!

  • This is actually a deleted scene from Wall-E...

  • So, this is why Short Circuit 5 was put straight to DVD...

  • I can't wank to this...

  • Whitest Kids U'Know: Sex Robot. 

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  • Reminds me of afew friends of mine

  • Surprisingly, this is easy to masturbate to...

  • fuck everything

  • Is this the sex robot from Whitest Kids U'Know?

  • So this is the counterpart of Pimpbot 5000, I presume?

  • Where did you get the robot?

  • how can anyone dislike this?

  • Moar!

  • Apple's next new product after the iPad was not quite as successful.

  • is this a clip from the new planet of the apes movie?

  • Fuckbot 5000 flings woo like nobody's business!

  • greatest youtube video EVER!!!

  • I hear ya FUCK-BOT me too!

  • In the newest battle of Monkey vs. Robot, Robot wins. Now bend over and take it, Monkey.

  • This is a rip off from The whitest kids you know - sex robot, which was btw ten times funnier. Stick to Plinkett reviews people.

  • @FlakeSE true, but The Whitest Kids You Know are just ripping off Kids In The Hall...

  • What in fuck's name is this? O_o

  • This is the most brilliant thing I have ever seen..........Bravo! *clap, clap, clap*

  • Chill out pimp-bot. In five years the Japanese will be cranking out their RealDoll fuck-bots then none of us will ever leave the house

  • My question is where can I find the Mp3 ???

  • What is the music in the background?

  • huh?

  • This video is so under rated

  • Are you kidding me? I just bought my Fuck-bot 4000! This is such Bullshit.

  • One of the most random videos I have ever seen

  • I think I could watch an entire hour of just hot chicks saying "fuck".

  • Tits

  • WHAT THE FUCK?! I want more...

  • Do a behind the scenes video.

    Why?

    Because I wana know who agreed to get fucked by a robot in a gorilla suit.

    Or tell us in the next half in the bag ep.

    Let me guess....Jay Bauman? lol TELL US!!!!

  • @SRNF In The Half in the Bag episode about the 48 hour fil project, you can see Mike is the one in the gorilla suit. It's on their site, not youtube.

  • My Penis twitched............. I dont know what that means.

  • lol

  • Why does he want to fuck Michael Moore?

  • naeeeediiiiine, go fullfill your destiny or whatever.

  • LOL

  • There's no 1:10.

  • If RLM even remotely had a clue about what makes a good film, he wouldn't just be known for criticism of someone else's films. He'd be famous for making successful films himself. But that won't be happening.

    No one's ever lined up at a theatre to watch a film by this bozo, and no one ever will

  • I can't watch the video :(

    This video has been age-restricted based on our Community Guidelines

  • Lame. Just like everything Red Letter Media does. Honestly this is just as bad as Jar-Jar.

  • @G1Starfire Someone sure is butthurt that someone else has an opinion. George Lucas defense force, GO! Destroy that franchise, my friend!

  • @MiG21bisFishbedL Wrong Youtube sheepie. I'm not Lucas fanboy. I'm a Chris Nolan fanboy. Red Letter Media is not funny. Anyone who thinks this shit is funny has brain damage. If Red Letter Media is a film-maker, then I'm an astronomer. Twinkle, Twinkle, little star!

  • @G1Starfire My goodness, you're a sad, bitter human.

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  • Oh yes. I am the bitter one. Do you even proofread your junk before you type? I'm not the one watching videos where some hack angrily picks apart movies. You do realize all films have plot holes, lapses in logic, and flaws? Red Letter Media is a hateful, angry hack who couldn't know a good film if it bite him in the face. His fans are like moronic, hipster types who thrive on hate.

  • Why so buttmad? If you're so above them and the fanbase, why stoop to comment unless you're terribly desperate for attention? Or maybe you have just as little time on your hands as they do.

  • @G1Starfire "I'm not the one watching videos where some hack angrily picks apart movies."

    No, you're the one who leaves endless YouTube comments to complain about something you apparently don't watch. Congratulations, you win!

  • @jaybauman Oh but I have Sheep. And I'm tired of clowns like you acting as if Red Letter Media has any sort of talent. His only gift is collecting a following of nihilistic millennials. The same morons who think Ron Paul will be a good president. Expressing my opinion of a hack youtuber is perfectly valid. Now sir, I will let you continue to watch your thought-provoking videos about robot humping. Pathetic.

  • @G1Starfire HAHA! Oh my god. You actually called someone else hateful. "Hey, Kettle. Nothing much. Listen, just wanted to say..." Go read The Anarchist's Cookbook and sulk somewhere.

  • @G1Starfire Sorry, what mistakes should I have picked up on while "proofreading my junk?" You on the other hand wrongly capitalized "twinkle," forgot the letter "A" when denying your status as a Lucas fanboy, used the wrong form of "you're" and used the phrase "if it bite him in the face." You're too funny, my friend. In a sad, tantrum-throwing toddler kind of way.

  • @CaptainWow110 Yep. Sounds like a true Red Letter Media dick sucker. Nitpicking the grammer mistakes of a youtube post. What's next? Reviews of how horrible a movie Lawrence of Arabia is? Or how Red Letter Moron is the great film-maker of all time? Get your lips off RLM's dick, you fake hipster wannabe. Go jerk off to Mystery Science Theater 3000 or some other hateful trash.

  • @G1Starfire HAHA Dude REALLY. You're just a sad little man who never outgrew his terrible twos. Go have a cry in your bumper sticker-ridden car and talk about politics with your cat. I don't give a shit what you think of RLM, the fact that you can call ANYONE hateful with a straight face and feel okay about pouncing on anyone with a differing opinion is laughable. and I love how you keep feeding me like this, I feel like an older brother with my hand on your head while you swing at NOTHING.

  • @G1Starfire I'm guessing that you fail to see the irony in you endlessly complaining about something that you don't like?

  • @G1Starfire

    RLM isn't a "him" it's a small company of about half a dozen permanent staff and regular contributors, and honestly the stuff he's doing is reliably superior to 95% of everything that's making it onto theater screens right now by such an obscenely large margin it's not even funny.

  • @AmazingL4rry Oh please. You actually like Robot fuck videos? This is Transformers 2 humor. And only an idiot like you would find it funny. Hell, he even stole the idea from one of Beck's videos. RLM is awful and anyone who likes them are braindead assholes who enjoy indie films with hipster bullshit.

  • @G1Starfire

    Hey at least when he does this shit he's being ironic or sarcastic, as opposed to the people he's making fun of who sit there building an identity off irony when they're really playing it straight and really are that fucking pathetic and creatively bankrupt. That's what really strikes me about what's being produced by hollywood now, it's the same shit that was being done ironically ten years ago, except they aren't being ironic anymore. Also I'm a geek not a hipster.

  • @G1Starfire LOL "hateful videos"

    I like how you make this comment on a video about a robot proclaiming that he wants to make love.

  • @lordmaldad He needs to make a video of you sucking his dick. Now that would be funny.

  • i laughed 2 hours straight :D

  • not nearly as funny as sex robot

  • That's a hot beat!

  • I'm pretty sure that Fuckbot 5000 had a pretty big role in Supersonic Man. Maybe it was his Spanish cousin.

  • Sums up Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull perfectly. Good review!

  • I really like this remake of Bicentennial Man.

  • @Galactus78 Yes, it's far more faithful to Asimov's original text

  • <----------is in a relationship with Fuck-bot 5000.

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  • fucking robots, what do they mean?

  • dont we all....

  • I can't stop watching. XD

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  • Keep pressing 6

  • not funny. Post-millenial bullshit "humor"

  • @BringBackMy9Os Not interesting. Post-millennial bullshit "comment."

  • @DrumlineFlicks

    Yes, bullshit comments, that's all it deserves for wasting my time :).

  • That gorilla should've been Jar Jar Binks...

  • I think the Fuck-Bot 5000 needs WAYYY more videos. This is comedy gold right here.

  • ....what did I just watch?

  • The instrumental version of this song was actually used in the Episode III review.

  • cant wait for the remixes

  • the greatest song of this summer!

  • I think I do like it like that

  • Are the yellow squares on the fuckbot supposed to be, robot-nipples?