Dear Red Letter Media: To mark the release of the new Star Wars BluRay, please have Rich Evans reprise his role as George Lucas and sick Fuck-Bot 5000 on him. Just fuck him up bad. A collective 'fuck you' from all the people feeling nerd rage at the castration of Darth Vader. George Lucas keeps fucking Star Wars up the ass, it's time someone returned the favour. That premise could run for 20 minutes to an hour and I'd watch every second of it. Just make him squeal like a pig - 'No, nooooooooo!'
@WillofIceandIron Um, I can understand not liking GL's constant changes, but you do realize that it is within your power to completely ignore the Star Wars Blu Ray, not watch it, and likewise ignore everything George Lucas ever says or does until the day he kicks the bucket (or you do)...?
@TheAle89515 Yes I do. Do you realise it is within your power not to be a condescending prick who logs onto Youtube and states the obvious? Red Letter Media could have ignored the Star Wars prequels and not made their reviews. Yet they did. I don't need to see George Lucas get raped by FuckBot. Yet I want to.
If RLM even remotely had a clue about what makes a good film, he wouldn't just be known for criticism of someone else's films. He'd be famous for making successful films himself. But that won't be happening.
No one's ever lined up at a theatre to watch a film by this bozo, and no one ever will
@MiG21bisFishbedL Wrong Youtube sheepie. I'm not Lucas fanboy. I'm a Chris Nolan fanboy. Red Letter Media is not funny. Anyone who thinks this shit is funny has brain damage. If Red Letter Media is a film-maker, then I'm an astronomer. Twinkle, Twinkle, little star!
Oh yes. I am the bitter one. Do you even proofread your junk before you type? I'm not the one watching videos where some hack angrily picks apart movies. You do realize all films have plot holes, lapses in logic, and flaws? Red Letter Media is a hateful, angry hack who couldn't know a good film if it bite him in the face. His fans are like moronic, hipster types who thrive on hate.
Why so buttmad? If you're so above them and the fanbase, why stoop to comment unless you're terribly desperate for attention? Or maybe you have just as little time on your hands as they do.
@jaybauman Oh but I have Sheep. And I'm tired of clowns like you acting as if Red Letter Media has any sort of talent. His only gift is collecting a following of nihilistic millennials. The same morons who think Ron Paul will be a good president. Expressing my opinion of a hack youtuber is perfectly valid. Now sir, I will let you continue to watch your thought-provoking videos about robot humping. Pathetic.
@G1Starfire HAHA! Oh my god. You actually called someone else hateful. "Hey, Kettle. Nothing much. Listen, just wanted to say..." Go read The Anarchist's Cookbook and sulk somewhere.
@G1Starfire Sorry, what mistakes should I have picked up on while "proofreading my junk?" You on the other hand wrongly capitalized "twinkle," forgot the letter "A" when denying your status as a Lucas fanboy, used the wrong form of "you're" and used the phrase "if it bite him in the face." You're too funny, my friend. In a sad, tantrum-throwing toddler kind of way.
@CaptainWow110 Yep. Sounds like a true Red Letter Media dick sucker. Nitpicking the grammer mistakes of a youtube post. What's next? Reviews of how horrible a movie Lawrence of Arabia is? Or how Red Letter Moron is the great film-maker of all time? Get your lips off RLM's dick, you fake hipster wannabe. Go jerk off to Mystery Science Theater 3000 or some other hateful trash.
@G1Starfire HAHA Dude REALLY. You're just a sad little man who never outgrew his terrible twos. Go have a cry in your bumper sticker-ridden car and talk about politics with your cat. I don't give a shit what you think of RLM, the fact that you can call ANYONE hateful with a straight face and feel okay about pouncing on anyone with a differing opinion is laughable. and I love how you keep feeding me like this, I feel like an older brother with my hand on your head while you swing at NOTHING.
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@jaybauman Do you see me declaring myself a film-maker? Do I produce hateful videos and act like I'm some authority on film? Red Letter Media is a smug, arrogant prick. He's a hack whose movies will never be seen by the general public or even at Sundance. He's just like you. A loser on youtube who spends all his time whining because no one cares about his crappy movies. RLM makes Uwe Boll look like Elia Kazan. The only thing worst than him are the millennial douchebags who suck his dick.
RLM isn't a "him" it's a small company of about half a dozen permanent staff and regular contributors, and honestly the stuff he's doing is reliably superior to 95% of everything that's making it onto theater screens right now by such an obscenely large margin it's not even funny.
@AmazingL4rry Oh please. You actually like Robot fuck videos? This is Transformers 2 humor. And only an idiot like you would find it funny. Hell, he even stole the idea from one of Beck's videos. RLM is awful and anyone who likes them are braindead assholes who enjoy indie films with hipster bullshit.
Hey at least when he does this shit he's being ironic or sarcastic, as opposed to the people he's making fun of who sit there building an identity off irony when they're really playing it straight and really are that fucking pathetic and creatively bankrupt. That's what really strikes me about what's being produced by hollywood now, it's the same shit that was being done ironically ten years ago, except they aren't being ironic anymore. Also I'm a geek not a hipster.
"I will remember you always !"
discoshallriseagain 1 day ago
I approve
ChildMolestingRobot 4 days ago
whats the background music its driving me crazy! stuck in my head since ROTS review
teltathra 5 days ago
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@teltathra Eurythmics - Who's that girl
TheInflicted 1 day ago
If I wasn't still using a rotary phone, THIS would be my ringtone.
Rishoutfield 2 weeks ago
Who knew Jay was a robot. A robot that wants to fuck more.
rcwells27 3 weeks ago
what is the song here? It's in teh plinket reviews too
lilhwa 1 month ago 2
You know, I can really relate to this character. Don't we all have a little Fuck-Bot 5000 somewhere inside of us? Maybe that's just me though.
TwiIight0ne 1 month ago
@TwiIight0ne Very true
VenusHeadTrap2 4 weeks ago
Better writing than the Star Wars prequels.
TwiIight0ne 1 month ago
@TwiIight0ne My stool has a more two dimensional tale.
rcwells27 3 weeks ago
Will this be a new ride at Universal Studios?
sweatyhanksloan 1 month ago
Fuck the pain away
MrSimonReupload 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RedLetterMedia
Fuck-bot 5000 for president.
Lacusness 1 month ago
Every heard of a little thing called Sex Robot from Whitest Kids U Know? Thats odd, Its exactly the same...
aforcevids 1 month ago
I don't get it, what dose he want?!?
peacocksandwhich 1 month ago
Academy Award material.
JerrysFunhouse 1 month ago
More creative than the Star Wars prequels.
mindstormsabrewin 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
This is incredibly easy to masturbate to.
rcwells27 2 months ago
Remember that sex robot you left behind in new vegas? its back.
KaguyaHouraisan1 2 months ago
What music is this mixed with?
Paragon19 2 months ago
What is this music?
RickLowerboy84 2 months ago
Hmm, the robot makes an excellent point.
hafabee 2 months ago
i typed in something different...
Valin9275 2 months ago
All of a sudden...I want to fuck more...
LivesForJihad 2 months ago
why is this not viral yet...
NemanorTheAlmighty 2 months ago 4
Made this into a ringtone. makes me laugh every time.
Craftybonds 2 months ago
This is better than the Beatles. I'm not being sarcastic.
SouliaBoy 2 months ago
I need to know which James Bond motif is playing in the background! God, such a catchy tune!
PsySupplies 2 months ago
I gets regular tune-ups from all my sluts, they polish my bolts and tighten my nuts.
needstoregister 3 months ago
Micheal Bay's Transformers in a nutshell.
Emidretrauqe 3 months ago
Fuckbot 5000 ---> Sex Robot: Whitest kids you know ---> Pimpbot 5000: Conan O'Brien
McflyMcMurderface 3 months ago
Makes me horny.
TheGeneralAnonymous 3 months ago
I wonder if I should tell my therapist that I dream about this video at night.
ultimateguitar553 3 months ago 2
Why would you want to learn how to write a proper English sentence?
WillofIceandIron 3 months ago
This song it too catchy. Please fuck me, Fuck-bot 5000!
SimonHenrichsen 3 months ago
Gosh you people act like you've never seen a Youtube Poop before. Jeez.
TheAle89515 3 months ago
Fisto really has come far since his days in New Vegas.
CLSwain 4 months ago
I think this is a quest in Fallout 3!
DarkAntiU94 4 months ago
sex robot sex robot
dinosmashify 4 months ago
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The64v 4 months ago in playlist fbot5000
Somebody dub step this mothafucka! NAO!
babyacyd 4 months ago
Pffft. I got a Roboraper Series III that can do what Fuck-bot 5000 does and more.
MacraStraba 5 months ago
has anyone else noticed this music(sans lyrics) shows up in the phantom menace review?
hellzoneUK1991 5 months ago 3
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WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE A ROBOT LIKE THAT?
Redgrant80 5 months ago
WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE A ROBOT LIKE THAT?
Redgrant80 5 months ago
WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE A ROBOT LIKE THAT?
Redgrant80 5 months ago
New ringtone
Yallniggasbetrollin 5 months ago
Wai-wha?..
TheKruthix 5 months ago
I know what I am going to be this Halloween.
wtfanman60 5 months ago
I like it like that.
FatterBaby 5 months ago
RedLetterMedia: making internet gold since 2004.
SpyengoEen 5 months ago 2
Dear Red Letter Media: To mark the release of the new Star Wars BluRay, please have Rich Evans reprise his role as George Lucas and sick Fuck-Bot 5000 on him. Just fuck him up bad. A collective 'fuck you' from all the people feeling nerd rage at the castration of Darth Vader. George Lucas keeps fucking Star Wars up the ass, it's time someone returned the favour. That premise could run for 20 minutes to an hour and I'd watch every second of it. Just make him squeal like a pig - 'No, nooooooooo!'
WillofIceandIron 5 months ago 47
@WillofIceandIron
Please vote this guy a thumbs up. Perhaps we should send RLM blood stained Letter openers to show or support of "Fuckbot 5000 vs. George Lucas"
Melbachiever 5 months ago
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kamdan2011 3 months ago
That's just what Lucas wants, rape.
kamdan2011 3 months ago
@WillofIceandIron Um, I can understand not liking GL's constant changes, but you do realize that it is within your power to completely ignore the Star Wars Blu Ray, not watch it, and likewise ignore everything George Lucas ever says or does until the day he kicks the bucket (or you do)...?
TheAle89515 3 months ago
@TheAle89515 Yes I do. Do you realise it is within your power not to be a condescending prick who logs onto Youtube and states the obvious? Red Letter Media could have ignored the Star Wars prequels and not made their reviews. Yet they did. I don't need to see George Lucas get raped by FuckBot. Yet I want to.
WillofIceandIron 3 months ago
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lol wut?
Eidlones 5 months ago
Was that robot voiced by Chris-Chan!?
ThePitofSidLord 5 months ago
280+ people don't like it like that.
:(
jasonthebarbarian 5 months ago
I'd "fuck" her "everything"
macarion 5 months ago 10
Chainsaw everything!
Jorgie0101 5 months ago
Reminds me of Fallout New Vegas
vamifek 5 months ago 4
Fuck-bot is worse than Windows Vista.
charlesvan13 6 months ago
Okay WHAT is the name of that music? It's also featured in the Plinkett Attack of the Clones review.
RickLowerboy84 6 months ago
Fuck-bot 9000, now on stores.
Satyros2009 6 months ago
Erm... In Soviet Russia, I want to fuck the Fuck-bot 5000.
... 288 people don't want to fuck moar.
Did the monkey died...?
Fake... and gay?
terratrema 6 months ago
@terratrema nope.avi
ROFLoftus 5 months ago
@ROFLoftus
Nope what? Which one?
terratrema 5 months ago
@terratrema If only you made a Justin Beiber joke you'd have my thumbs up
AssassinTheHasson 5 months ago
Fuck everything.
Deepdesert 6 months ago
Fuck-bot 4000 is in the music video
Missed the Boat
by
Modest Mouse.
zheffner666 6 months ago
Marvin the Randy Android?
vaportrail89 6 months ago
I WANT TO FUCK MOAR!
LordNazgulKing 6 months ago
@LordNazgulKing Who's Moar???
Deepdesert 5 months ago
@Deepdesert It's another way of saying more, like nao instead of now.
LordNazgulKing 5 months ago
@LordNazgulKing Oh OK, I thought "Moar" was going to get some ;)
Deepdesert 5 months ago
A really poignant message in these tumultuous times.
geddoezz 6 months ago 115
@geddoezz
The robot represents Washington D.C., while the Gorilla represents the average American.
RickLowerboy84 1 month ago
Poor monkey. He thought he said he wanted to hug more.
Wambam719 6 months ago
I don't know why but now I want to fuck more...
DrakrSlyr 6 months ago
Can somebody tell me what the music track is called?? He also used this tune is Episode 1 and 3 reviews...
hanl9889 6 months ago
Weebl: Sexy Robots, Whitest Kids you Know: Sex Robot, and now this? The internet is filled with roboporn!
PICCOLOstalin 6 months ago
This is actually a deleted scene from Wall-E...
AmbitionsOfMan 6 months ago 2
So, this is why Short Circuit 5 was put straight to DVD...
marshmellowmix 6 months ago
I can't wank to this...
Powderwombat 6 months ago
Whitest Kids U'Know: Sex Robot.
michichu 6 months ago
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The64v 6 months ago
Reminds me of afew friends of mine
vidic245 6 months ago
Surprisingly, this is easy to masturbate to...
Davesghola 6 months ago 7
fuck everything
AwesomeCoasters 6 months ago
Is this the sex robot from Whitest Kids U'Know?
Cheezburger2012 6 months ago
So this is the counterpart of Pimpbot 5000, I presume?
polghirstenskoetter 6 months ago
Where did you get the robot?
armenws 6 months ago
how can anyone dislike this?
Davemanz 6 months ago
Moar!
vmanoover 6 months ago
Apple's next new product after the iPad was not quite as successful.
numb3rc 6 months ago 5
is this a clip from the new planet of the apes movie?
mediajunkie2007 6 months ago 5
Fuckbot 5000 flings woo like nobody's business!
simpspin 6 months ago
greatest youtube video EVER!!!
NecroHunter93 6 months ago
I hear ya FUCK-BOT me too!
theblacksheep1000 6 months ago
In the newest battle of Monkey vs. Robot, Robot wins. Now bend over and take it, Monkey.
kojikatsuya 6 months ago 2
This is a rip off from The whitest kids you know - sex robot, which was btw ten times funnier. Stick to Plinkett reviews people.
FlakeSE 6 months ago
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@FlakeSE
We do not care.
TheSonOfDumb 6 months ago
@FlakeSE true, but The Whitest Kids You Know are just ripping off Kids In The Hall...
scott56239 6 months ago 3
What in fuck's name is this? O_o
HarvestMoonWish 6 months ago
This is the most brilliant thing I have ever seen..........Bravo! *clap, clap, clap*
frankensteinmoneymac 6 months ago
Chill out pimp-bot. In five years the Japanese will be cranking out their RealDoll fuck-bots then none of us will ever leave the house
CrimeComunismFagotry 7 months ago
My question is where can I find the Mp3 ???
Kefkasious 7 months ago
What is the music in the background?
reborntheglassbatch 7 months ago
huh?
legrosclown 7 months ago
This video is so under rated
vmanoover 7 months ago
Are you kidding me? I just bought my Fuck-bot 4000! This is such Bullshit.
MackAttack47 7 months ago 147
One of the most random videos I have ever seen
TKDLION 7 months ago
I think I could watch an entire hour of just hot chicks saying "fuck".
Zontertes 7 months ago
Tits
horrorTTX 7 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK?! I want more...
ronnor001 7 months ago
Do a behind the scenes video.
Why?
Because I wana know who agreed to get fucked by a robot in a gorilla suit.
Or tell us in the next half in the bag ep.
Let me guess....Jay Bauman? lol TELL US!!!!
SRNF 7 months ago
@SRNF In The Half in the Bag episode about the 48 hour fil project, you can see Mike is the one in the gorilla suit. It's on their site, not youtube.
CPunchMaster 7 months ago
@CPunchMaster ty
SRNF 7 months ago
My Penis twitched............. I dont know what that means.
633aaron 7 months ago
lol
lightingcobra 7 months ago
Why does he want to fuck Michael Moore?
kamdan2011 7 months ago 3
naeeeediiiiine, go fullfill your destiny or whatever.
northstarprod 7 months ago
LOL
LoveAndStars897 7 months ago
There's no 1:10.
DrShaym 7 months ago
If RLM even remotely had a clue about what makes a good film, he wouldn't just be known for criticism of someone else's films. He'd be famous for making successful films himself. But that won't be happening.
No one's ever lined up at a theatre to watch a film by this bozo, and no one ever will
G1Starfire 7 months ago
I can't watch the video :(
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TheTimelessMusician 7 months ago
Lame. Just like everything Red Letter Media does. Honestly this is just as bad as Jar-Jar.
G1Starfire 7 months ago
@G1Starfire Someone sure is butthurt that someone else has an opinion. George Lucas defense force, GO! Destroy that franchise, my friend!
MiG21bisFishbedL 7 months ago
@MiG21bisFishbedL Wrong Youtube sheepie. I'm not Lucas fanboy. I'm a Chris Nolan fanboy. Red Letter Media is not funny. Anyone who thinks this shit is funny has brain damage. If Red Letter Media is a film-maker, then I'm an astronomer. Twinkle, Twinkle, little star!
G1Starfire 7 months ago
@G1Starfire My goodness, you're a sad, bitter human.
CaptainWow110 7 months ago
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G1Starfire 7 months ago
Oh yes. I am the bitter one. Do you even proofread your junk before you type? I'm not the one watching videos where some hack angrily picks apart movies. You do realize all films have plot holes, lapses in logic, and flaws? Red Letter Media is a hateful, angry hack who couldn't know a good film if it bite him in the face. His fans are like moronic, hipster types who thrive on hate.
G1Starfire 7 months ago
Why so buttmad? If you're so above them and the fanbase, why stoop to comment unless you're terribly desperate for attention? Or maybe you have just as little time on your hands as they do.
purplefuzzythings 7 months ago
@G1Starfire "I'm not the one watching videos where some hack angrily picks apart movies."
No, you're the one who leaves endless YouTube comments to complain about something you apparently don't watch. Congratulations, you win!
jaybauman 7 months ago
@jaybauman Oh but I have Sheep. And I'm tired of clowns like you acting as if Red Letter Media has any sort of talent. His only gift is collecting a following of nihilistic millennials. The same morons who think Ron Paul will be a good president. Expressing my opinion of a hack youtuber is perfectly valid. Now sir, I will let you continue to watch your thought-provoking videos about robot humping. Pathetic.
G1Starfire 7 months ago
@G1Starfire HAHA! Oh my god. You actually called someone else hateful. "Hey, Kettle. Nothing much. Listen, just wanted to say..." Go read The Anarchist's Cookbook and sulk somewhere.
CaptainWow110 7 months ago
@G1Starfire Sorry, what mistakes should I have picked up on while "proofreading my junk?" You on the other hand wrongly capitalized "twinkle," forgot the letter "A" when denying your status as a Lucas fanboy, used the wrong form of "you're" and used the phrase "if it bite him in the face." You're too funny, my friend. In a sad, tantrum-throwing toddler kind of way.
CaptainWow110 7 months ago
@CaptainWow110 Yep. Sounds like a true Red Letter Media dick sucker. Nitpicking the grammer mistakes of a youtube post. What's next? Reviews of how horrible a movie Lawrence of Arabia is? Or how Red Letter Moron is the great film-maker of all time? Get your lips off RLM's dick, you fake hipster wannabe. Go jerk off to Mystery Science Theater 3000 or some other hateful trash.
G1Starfire 7 months ago
@G1Starfire HAHA Dude REALLY. You're just a sad little man who never outgrew his terrible twos. Go have a cry in your bumper sticker-ridden car and talk about politics with your cat. I don't give a shit what you think of RLM, the fact that you can call ANYONE hateful with a straight face and feel okay about pouncing on anyone with a differing opinion is laughable. and I love how you keep feeding me like this, I feel like an older brother with my hand on your head while you swing at NOTHING.
CaptainWow110 7 months ago
@G1Starfire I'm guessing that you fail to see the irony in you endlessly complaining about something that you don't like?
jaybauman 7 months ago
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@jaybauman Do you see me declaring myself a film-maker? Do I produce hateful videos and act like I'm some authority on film? Red Letter Media is a smug, arrogant prick. He's a hack whose movies will never be seen by the general public or even at Sundance. He's just like you. A loser on youtube who spends all his time whining because no one cares about his crappy movies. RLM makes Uwe Boll look like Elia Kazan. The only thing worst than him are the millennial douchebags who suck his dick.
G1Starfire 7 months ago
@G1Starfire
RLM isn't a "him" it's a small company of about half a dozen permanent staff and regular contributors, and honestly the stuff he's doing is reliably superior to 95% of everything that's making it onto theater screens right now by such an obscenely large margin it's not even funny.
AmazingL4rry 7 months ago
@AmazingL4rry Oh please. You actually like Robot fuck videos? This is Transformers 2 humor. And only an idiot like you would find it funny. Hell, he even stole the idea from one of Beck's videos. RLM is awful and anyone who likes them are braindead assholes who enjoy indie films with hipster bullshit.
G1Starfire 7 months ago
@G1Starfire
Hey at least when he does this shit he's being ironic or sarcastic, as opposed to the people he's making fun of who sit there building an identity off irony when they're really playing it straight and really are that fucking pathetic and creatively bankrupt. That's what really strikes me about what's being produced by hollywood now, it's the same shit that was being done ironically ten years ago, except they aren't being ironic anymore. Also I'm a geek not a hipster.
AmazingL4rry 7 months ago
@G1Starfire LOL "hateful videos"
I like how you make this comment on a video about a robot proclaiming that he wants to make love.
lordmaldad 7 months ago
@lordmaldad He needs to make a video of you sucking his dick. Now that would be funny.
G1Starfire 7 months ago
i laughed 2 hours straight :D
roxx0n 7 months ago
not nearly as funny as sex robot
nave31089 7 months ago
That's a hot beat!
scruggy 7 months ago
I'm pretty sure that Fuckbot 5000 had a pretty big role in Supersonic Man. Maybe it was his Spanish cousin.
TheDeadlySpawn79 7 months ago
Sums up Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull perfectly. Good review!
Ryogu 7 months ago 4
I really like this remake of Bicentennial Man.
Galactus78 7 months ago 151
@Galactus78 Yes, it's far more faithful to Asimov's original text
xombimonkey 6 months ago
<----------is in a relationship with Fuck-bot 5000.
The64v 7 months ago 3
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The64v 7 months ago
fucking robots, what do they mean?
bubblemaximus 7 months ago
dont we all....
jingo994 7 months ago
I can't stop watching. XD
mephistophilesgirl 7 months ago 5
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The64v 7 months ago
Keep pressing 6
MalvadoMonkeyMW2 7 months ago 3
not funny. Post-millenial bullshit "humor"
BringBackMy9Os 7 months ago
@BringBackMy9Os Not interesting. Post-millennial bullshit "comment."
DrumlineFlicks 7 months ago
@DrumlineFlicks
Yes, bullshit comments, that's all it deserves for wasting my time :).
BringBackMy9Os 7 months ago
That gorilla should've been Jar Jar Binks...
DarthV87 7 months ago
I think the Fuck-Bot 5000 needs WAYYY more videos. This is comedy gold right here.
tpaladino 7 months ago
....what did I just watch?
gaiusnumerus 7 months ago
The instrumental version of this song was actually used in the Episode III review.
ErnilEnNaur 7 months ago 2
cant wait for the remixes
thejenyus 7 months ago
the greatest song of this summer!
zweitplatzierungsboy 7 months ago
I think I do like it like that
rmr355 7 months ago
Are the yellow squares on the fuckbot supposed to be, robot-nipples?
ThatPsychopathGuy 7 months ago