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  • after watching about 50 of these, I'm getting pretty good at finding the funny parts in the pictures haha

  • lol baby carrots

  • ok . I watch these all the time but now I'm scared for life .

  • i love her glasses.

  • omg those carrots were so wierd

  • it looks like the kid is eating his poop

  • who SHITS with the door open?!

  • I finally understand how baby carrots are made..

  • lolol, the baby carrots part killed me!

  • hey ellen if you reading this can you add me on facebook my name is samzhang and my picture is shadow from sonic

  • LMAO CARROTS!!! 

  • .....and that's how baby carrots are made

  • LOL baby carrots LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lol:)

  • LOL

  • lol, baby carrots! Ellen, u r just so hilarious!!

  • 2ne1?

  • haha oh hilarious!! love u ellen :D

  • Oh you get the baby carrots, boom boom pow. :P

  • The kid opening the present=kid sean murray from NCIS (tim mcgee)

  • ive had carrots like that..LOL

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  • it actually looks like the kids is eating the shit the baby is producing :P

  • i loove ellen... and i liked this

    kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk'

  • What did ya wish for on your birthday?

    -.- a door to the bathroom

  • hahahahaha.......amazing,love you ellen

  • What do you wish for your birthday? A door for the bathroom :-DDDD

  • omj looooooool

  • crackin' up!!

  • i don't think that i will ever look at carrots the same ever again

  • Ellen looks hot with those glasses on!

  • the worst thing about the toilet one was it looked like the kids were eating chocolate ice cream and one had it all over his face

  • Mmmm I want some baby carrots now

  • LOL it was a "surprise potty"

  • @coolioh101XOXO lol ikr

    

  • I'm number 17, 851!

  • @bandotaku me 2

    

  • @Mrules123 Nooooo! I thought I was special...

  • hahahah! the carrot family! xD

  • 16 711 Club

  • Ew nature you're sooo dirty

  • its a surprise potty!

  • Ellen is looking incredibly attractive these days....I'm not saying that she wasn't attractive before, she is and always been attractive but look at her now. 53 and still freaking sexy. I guess humor, hot girlfriend and tasty vegan food does keep you happy and beautiful inside out. I FREAKING LOVE ELLEN :)

  • @chadiman7 i totally agree with you but it's HOT "wife" since 2008.

  • @Thaia0012 whoops, my bad. AND YES HOT WIFE SINCE 2008 :D

  • i don't think i'm having those carrots with my salad for lunch anymore -.-

  • lol :)

    

  • wooooooow those carrots made my whole day! :) haha jk but it was hilarious! :D and when Ellen showed baby carrots! that was the best! hahahahahahahahahaha

  • does anyone know when new episodes start again? as in when does the new season start? i miss this show :P

  • @attta999 in september

  • Love ya' Ellen. These are great!!!

  • Lol

  • WE WANT FULL EPISODES !!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEASE 

  • @metroid5454 i agree i have never seen a full one just mini clips :s

  • @metroid5454 ctv.ca :)

  • @metroid5454 They can't fit full episodes because only 15 minutes per video limit on youtube.

  • @RKR987 they can divide the episode into 2 parts, besides i've seen users posting all football games 1 hour and half how did they do that ????

  • @RKR987 Not on Youtube, no... there are 20 minute videos and 10 hour videos. It probably has something to do with the Ellen show people not wanting full episodes released -- I won't pretend to know for sure.

  • So THAT'S how baby carrots come from!

  • haven't you people ever heard of, closing the goddamn door!?

  • awkward for ellen to see a carrot with a dick. she cant get that.

  • His and her carrots lmao. . .who comes up with this stuff???

  • hah

  • Actually, it's not that uncommon to find those kind of formations in planets, and vegetables.

    There was a pic with a tree giving the finger.

    There were countless 'boy' planets and veggies! XD

    I love Mother Nature! She's so perverted! Either that, or God loves porn!

  • Haha the lady carrot is crossing her legs!

    It's funny coz Ellen is a lesbian! :)

  • Looool.

    

  • ew. LOLLL! XD

  • Cant get over those damn carrots

  • Surprise potty lol

  • wow...that's a carrot a lot of men wish they had

  • Lol. His carrot is huge

  • the pic of the his and her carrots was hilarious!!! Ellen you rock

  • Please stop commenting about what number of viewer are you!!

    Great video, Ellen is hilarious!

  • @RandomMultiLives ermmm...he was pooping ...everyone poops..i dont think that pic will make him start "shooting" as you said....just calm down.. :)

  • @AlwaysBeWithMe1 Would you want a pic broadcast across America of you doing that? I would hope not, but since you find this funny, I would take it that you would be that creepy

  • @RandomMultiLives hahahaha..woww..you really need to chill...he is like 6 years old...parents always take embarressing photos of their kids....and when the kids see it when they are older thy arent going to kill themselves because ..OMG ..they were pooping...sheesh ...you have a problem

  • @AlwaysBeWithMe1 woww, youdon't have clue what any of my comments says. Read First, then comment

  • @RandomMultiLives OMG....does it matter if it was broadcast across america..its not like you can see his butt..or anything...you just see him on the seat...you really need to chill...and i wouldnt care if i was that young..

  • OMG the first kid looks like McGee from NCIS ! He's cute :)

  • LMFAO!!!! hahaha the carrots

  • only 3 pics?

  • @SamanthaFayeFan1613 where is the third one ?

  • @btr1316 oh i guess i thought there were 3 but i didnt go back and check

  • What is wrong with parents? Humiliating your child like this, you don't think he will be teased at school? If the parents didn't send this in, then the parents need to beat the shit out of who ever did. If the parents did this, then that child needs get far way from them as soon as he can. Can't stand people who would humiliate a child just for a few mins of fame.

  • @RandomMultiLives oh god, lighten up! he's a toddler.

  • @maccamusic17 It's SICK that you think humiliating a child is funny, when you have humiliated your children so much that they want to get FAR away from or shoot you while you sleep maybe you will then understand.

  • @RandomMultiLives Sigh.... I pity your child...

  • @maccamusic17 Yeah, my child has a very loving mother who would never humiliate him for few min of fame, yes you should "pity" my child. After all loving a child is something that should never happen

  • @RandomMultiLives **shaking of the head**

  • @maccamusic17 Yes you should shake your head at very loving mother, what a horrible person I am.

  • @RandomMultiLives You can't even SHUT UP can you? This is Ellen for gods sake. "Their is no time for fussing and fighting my friend" Drop it, we aren't going to agree, and I don't care! :)

  • @RandomMultiLives calm down, he's just a kid, when he grows up who knows if he'll even care. He'll probably laugh at it too, i would! and im a girl! god..you're going to be one of those over-controlling parents aren't you

  • @DorksOfCosplay I have very lax parenting style for your information. I don't believe in making fun of kids, I don't believe in humiliating them just for the fun of it. God! You are probably parents that kids end shooting aren't you

  • @RandomMultiLives hm..idk, we'll see, im 16, not really planning on kids anytime soon but im pretty certain if i had a funny picture like this, i would do like this parent MOST likely did..and ASK the child before sending it in. Just think about it

  • @RandomMultiLives LOL, wow, you need help. Isn't it like when you are a baby, and you take a bath naked, while your mom and dad are shooting pics nonstop, then share them with the WHOLE family/friends?! You were a child then, so who would care now?

  • @maccamusic17 He not a baby, he looks like he could be in preschool or K, If you don't think kids can be cruel at that age you are wrong

  • @RandomMultiLives What's wrong with you? To get far away from your parents is the worst thing a person could do to themseles.

  • even 302 club!

  • more !

  • oooo naughty carrots ;) <33

  • your Amariancan poeple are really crazy xD

  • Ellen is the best <3 hahahaha

  • it's a surprise potty lol

  • i have a big Carrots ;) -LOL!! xD

  • IT'S A SURPRISE POTTY!

  • That kid on the toilet just had his life ruined xD

  • is this ellen's first video in HD?!

  • Austin Mahoney is not that great...

  • Ellennn . . . . Please Search "Austin Mahone" ! make him famous pleaseee ! invite him to your show ! he already has over 137,281 people following him on twitter. and his videos are amazing ! <3 so if you could please invite him to your show that would be amazing ! im such a big fan of austin mahone ! i hope to meet him and justin bieber someday ! <3 soo pleaseeeeeeeeeeee . invite him <3 (Thumbs up so it can be ontop) Im 13 years old. ~Marissa . i want his dreams to come true(:

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  • I bought some tomatoes at our local farmers market.

    One of the tomatoes looked like a fat womans buttox.

    I laughed so hard.

  • a door for the bathroom. :)

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  • I love "What's wrong with these photos?" :D

  • nature has a naughty mind...

  • uh... the carrots were kinda disturbing

    LOL

  • @artistjada HAHAHA, I was like "uhhh, what the" and then LOLOLOL xD

  • IT'S A SURPRISE POTTY.

  • Hahhahahaaa

  • aww! the little baby carrots!

    hahahaha :)

  • 302 Club

  • @chiquilo123 lame!

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  • @chiquilo123 Whu?

  • @PandaAlba Im The 302 Viewer ! :)

  • @chiquilo123 haha :P

  • I know nobody will read this but I know if I can get one person to look at my music because of this comment that God is using me!

    I am a christian teen singer songwriter. Im 16 years old BUT STOP dont not check out my music cuz Im christian! I believe in God & write christian music but I also do covers of popular songs, arrange mash-ups, edit duets so its like I am singing with other artists and write "love" songs!

    I hope at least one person will see this and take the time to check me out!

  • *scribbles carrots off grocery list and writes buy door 4 bathroom*

  • Awesome as always! Im now watching this on my ipad2!!! :D

  • Carrots fake and gay.

  • Haha

  • thats how long is my penis

  • "What did you wish for? A new door for the bathroom!!"

  • Let's get 100 likes and 0 dislikes! =D

  • haha baby carrots

  • keep pressing 7

    What are Ellen's eyes doing ?

  • lol I love babies carrots and lol i hope i dont get a family doing like tht he was turning 13 XD

  • Eww

  • Very cool, BABY carrots

  • 28th commentt(: I.LOVE.ELLEN. <3

  • Carrot got an Erection...

  • yayyy 20 somethingth

  • hahaha lol!

  • Does it matter what view or comment number you are seriously xxxx

  • cool 25th

  • Question: What's wrong with the title of this video?

  • @lamkafeira what ?

  • @lamkafeira The picture of the carrots.

  • @lamkafeira I don't get it?

  • @lamkafeira 0:50 2 carrots. looks like one is a boy and one is a girl

  • @lamkafeira nothing :) i thing it`s funny (:

  • @lamkafeira because of the last picture ...

  • @lamkafeira i dnt get it!

  • @lamkafeira

    nothings wrong with it, the carrots look like a girl part and guy part lol, his and her

  • lol hahahah

  • 22

  • 21st!!

  • hahahaha!

  • Second site !

  • love ya ellen

  • baby carrots

    LMFAO!

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