A Seagull SHIT on my LEG!!

[TrudySwan]

Geesh, I rate even b/4 I watch. (You owe me.) Pigeon poop explains it all; you were poisoned and it's been all downhill from there. ;) AND(!) a 5.05 video isn't nearly long enough. Quit slacking. ILY

[TheCokeAddictedWolf6]

"someof it just soaked through my leg...I KNOW IT DID!" your so funny!

[angelgirl2001]

You always have the best and the greatest stories!

[bluefire773]

We went to the beach once when I was little, and my dad was about to take a bite out of his sandwich, and this fucking seagull swipes it right out of his hand!

[ohnoyoudidnt35]

very nice

[putootey]

this guy is buck in 30 years look up what the buck or bollywood if you dont know who buck is

[imperceptibleme]

LOL you always tell the greatest stories!

[icemancotour]

hahaha funny

[rigby123456789]

This guy's a fag! Get Aids and die fudgepacker.

[fehquig]

Alaska whisky jacks (gray jays, cool birds) take the sandwich out of your hand when you turn your head away. So stay away from casinos, already. They're rigged!!! Love you, Buddy!!

[ratholin]

You have a great talent in story telling.

[1nZan1ty]

you call yourself a loser? NOOOO you are not you have a great and intresting life x

[zenmanjoe]

omg I love your stories!

[russtex]

Me too!

[apeters6]

i wish we could shoot seagulls they annoy me even up here in north western canada. although all that needs to happen is throw bleach soaked bread in the garbage that takes care of one or two at least

[glennarcher39]

The past tense of shit is actually shat, so the title should be The seagull shat on my leg, or A seagull shits on my Leg or something. Nice.

[KCaerosmithGGD16]

ahahahahahaaaa

[Marihani]

How come even when you tell about rotten things, you put a smile on my face?

Love ya, T!

[CollegeEducated123]

It's also fun to throw a bunch of food at your family and run. (like little pieces of bread, chips, popcorn, etc)

The seagulls will then invade your family, and you get to watch from a distance and giggle!!!!

[Zipster08]

That is an AWESOME idea!!

[CollegeEducated123]

Seagulls are very sneaky buggers.

OHHHH YES they WILL steal your food.

Protect your lunch with your life!!!! :)

[vanness5]

Try as you might, it's just impossible to stay away from atlantic city.

[fairyfrenchfry]

a bird shit on my husbands head the other day...lucky for him he's bald LOL

[Zipster08]

Ha ha ha...oops...sorry!

[Femalecommaman]

As a kid, if my face got something on it, my grandma used to clean off my face with spit and I HATED it 'cause SPIT STINKS!

[HaleyMary]

My mother used to do that. I hated it. It's like parents spit is really going to clean a person's face. Wasn't there some story somewhere once that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans?

Not that dog's breath smells any better, though. :P

[mely1087]

yep. humans have more bacteria and germs in their mouth than dogs, or most animals for that matter. we do not have the enzymes in our mouth to break down all of the bacteria. so when your mom uses spit to clean your face, and she says "don't let that dog lick your face...its nasty", then she is really doing more damage than the dog.

[torontoteddy62]

Zipster sound like altanic city dont like you to much guess it would wise to stay way from there then lol buddy great story.

[zachansonfreak]

hahaha im sorry that is so funny lol a segul shit on ur jeans lol

[FantasticBabblings]

I hope that seagull got a nasty ice cream headache.

[snotpokkit]

Thanks for the story :)

[Jardinami]

The Birds, The Birds, The Birds, are coming! This video got my daughter and her friend reminiscing about the trip we took to see Barry Manilow in Nashville. Just outside the Rymon Auditorium, as I am gazing up at the huge Bellsouth Bldg. a bird crapped on my head! They say that is good luck! Ha!

[myWORLDizDIGITAL]

Zip, this video isn't long at all.

-a Renetto dialogue iz long and i sit through those intrigued and attentive.

c ya soon,

XEM

[wildbrain03]

Awesome story...again. Thanks Zipster!

[panacea81]

Thats happened to me Jack and I never won the lottery that night so dont beleive those old wives tales ;)

Hope your keeping great.

I spoke about you when I went to meet the people at the google/youtube offices.

They knew you :)

[Zipster08]

I hope they knew me!!! I was there in November and they were all VERY nice!!

[MattieCooper]

OMG LOL! "This is my mother!" I love it! Yeah, life is a game of irony quite often. Loose $70 bucks during your hardest time in life! Geeesh!...Whose control is it out of? That's what I'd like to know!

[GodofVengence]

Have you seen the video where a seagull shat on George Bush during a speech?

[timmyblaze]

Yeah well a seagull shit on my shoulder at the zoo last summer. It was bogus.

[CrutonInaMo]

Awe..I wouldn't go back there either after all of those bad experiences! lol!

[68160]

OMG...I thought you'd finished begging for money on YouTube by now! Aaarrrgghhh

[Zipster08]

Begging for money? What the hell are you talking about?? You either need to watch this video again or not watch me at ALL!

[EnchantinFlower]

I absolutely luv your stories, Z! o(^-^)o

[Zipster08]

Thank you!

[eatmyplum]

get some new clothes you boring old peice of shit

[Zipster08]

Go watch SMOSH, asshole!

[eatmyplum]

Zipster08 , what the fuck does that mean, youre getting to old, you belong in a mental asylum for senile old farts, and thats a fact.

[zeekishaz1]

What part of PA do u live in?

[iggy35]

Shit on them back! :)

[Zipster08]

I tried...they're too quick!!

[hdkbeach]

hahaha

[judysweetfunny]

lol great stories...I love Atlantic City...five stars.........♥

[highheadjester]

LOLOL! ~HHJ~

[robertantonnyc]

I don't want to hear anything about A.C. I lost over 500 bucks last NYE in the slots...LOL, I havent been back since. Of course I had a great room, free dinner and drinks, they gave me some cash both days, and I brought in the New Year with Patti LaBelle; so all was not lost.

[RichPerez]

LOL. Thanks for sharing your story, Zipster.

[silentdignity]

What can I say Zippy, seagulls love yah. lol

[Nic33rd]

Was that 2, 3, or 4 stories?

Meh, no matter, still fun to hear!

[rmbb10]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[trillian57]

LOL Sounds like the AC gulls have some sort of vendetta on you!

[joshuajohnmills]

UR MOM?

and dad.

U look about 90.

[Zipster08]

Yeah, My mom is 112!!

[CaDw635]

Lol, you seem like you're doing pretty good for 90!

You must do a lot of crosswords... :P

[thornekatt]

The ROFLs started when you needed to get the bird poop off your leg....WHY do us moms want

to rub our spit on our children?!? I actually graduated to having HIM spit on the paper to

wipe off the gunk! Then the freakin

seagull crashes into you and swipes your ice cream?! LOL! IT'S A SEAGULL CONSPIRACY!!!!!

Yeah, I think Las Vegas might be a nice alternative. I'll go! I usually have pretty good luck. ;) Have a great week, Zipster :]

[11xXAnonymousXx11]

You have such a great laugh! Everytime I hear you laugh I can't help laughing! :o)

[Zipster08]

Thanks!

[thebigfatlamp]

Aww.. sorry Atlantic City hasn't been friendly to ya Zip.. Hey, why don't we go to Las Vegas and forget that Atlantic City ever existed!

[Zipster08]

Ok, meet you there!

[JoshuaMouncer]

seagulls can be a bit pesty with food, its coz they recon they can take it off you for no reason at all!!!

[Zipster08]

bastards!

[OhCurt]

Seagulls are rude bitches.

But slot machines are downright evil demons.

[Zipster08]

Hello...I know!

[Masterpower155]

Yup .. either my mom looked young or I looked old. People used to come in my shop and say "I talked to your wife yesterday" (she worked for me). I wasn't married .. hahaha

[Sandguy99]

Mother's spit... the all purpose cleaner.

[Zipster08]

Gross but true!

[tigerfox68]

That happens a lot in Atlantic City.

[Zipster08]

Carry an umbrella!!

[Stuka87]

I think its a wise decision to not go back :P

[Zipster08]

I'm with you!

[angel1895]

zip... you are no loser... you are an amazing man with an amazing personality and you have a fantastic singing voice!

Stop that!!

ps... sorry about the poo :)

[Zipster08]

THANKS!!

[JoeM2000]

LOL! Atlantic City is NOT for you!

[Zipster08]

Nope!!!

[4dscorp]

Hey zipster, You rock. Im gonna Subscribe.

(P.S, Unlucky about the shit.)

[Zipster08]

Thanks!!

[dorotwhy]

It's supposed to be good luck when a bird shits on you :O)

[Zipster08]

Yeah....NOT!

[amanda141516]

seagulls must be your worst enemy ! haha

[Zipster08]

They are NOT my best friends!

[hanbcutie]

i got a kick out of this. love you.

[Zipster08]

Where you been?

[lmull3]

wow, that's quite a story. sounds like a place i should avoid as well, lol :P

[Zipster08]

At least carry an umbrella!!

[DeanaFaye]

For some reason I thought of the movie 'The Birds' while listening to your story. Anyway, strange things happen to me as well so you aren't alone in that department. :)

[Zipster08]

It was VERY "The Birds"!!

[SapphireUnited]

The universe is really trying to tell you to stay out of Atlantic City! :)

[Zipster08]

I'm getting that!

[cynterslave]

I drove 3 hrs from Baltimore with $400. It was gone in less than 1 hour. That was the longest drive home!

[Zipster08]

The money goes REAL FAST!!

[Marcellacml]

I thought you were going to say...I got up from the slot machine and the next person to use it won the jackpot. THAT would have been HORRIBLE!

[Zipster08]

Would have SUCKED!!

[StellaRaphael]

I'll echo the suggestion...please write a book.  Your stories are the best!!

[nnssls]

Asshat seagulls!

[jckdeit]

no way your a loser Zip.You a big winner.

[Dinksmallwood1]

When I was in Bulgaria 3 years ago a seagull shit on my hand while I was paying a market-woman. Great to pay with shitty money.

I detest doves and seagulls in general because they always only shit on me, no matter how many other people are around. They ruined (shit to death) my beloved leather-jacket 16 years ago (an attack of 7 seagulls) and shit in my hair right after I left the hairdresser.

I'm really a pacifist but if I spot a dove or seagull I turn into a fury (or hide under a roof).

[paul2641]

wow dont go back there

[NIJoe6]

did u call your self a loser? if so then your not!!

[vincentkrow]

560 vids? Damn man. But I have to say I love hearing your life stories. Funny, and also very true with alot of things yousay. Keep em coming. Zipster rules!

[katalina2007]

Seagulls are the "rats of the ocean"--for sure! UGH! I don't blame you for AVOIDING Atlantic City!

[Zipster08]

Yeah, not really!

[sober1980]

No no dont go back there lol Terry. Wow took the ice cream. Your Dad bought you a ice cream cone at that age. Nice story.  How precious. PammieKay

[quazzarr]

i meant to ask you... cause u just mentioned it the other day... and i never knew u lived in PA.. which part do you live in?

[MountainSleeper]

Lol, at the seagull stealing the ice cream, I laughed my ass off. I could imagine that so clearly.

[Beachmama57]

I remember the steel pier and I also saw the diving horse! (Poor horse)

[Zipster08]

Yeah, poor horse for sure!! Did you ever go on the Diving Bell? I LOVED that!!

[jawharp1992]

I remember when I was out in California, I finally saw the ocean, then when I was getting out of the car, a seagull shit on my leg! The thing was, I was wearing shorts.

[Zipster08]

HA HA HA...oops, sorry!

[NIJoe6]

your stories r great.

[Zipster08]

Thanks!

[Julsinmaine101]

Glad to see your in better spirits Zippy:)Ya...I wouldn't go there again...lol

[Zipster08]

I prolly WILL go there again...that's the problem!

[LIVandLEX]

hahhaha i love these stories

[foititis]

I love your stories zip :-)

[stormyjayne]

Wimp!~ Come to Texas and see what our 10 pound mosquitos do to you! You know I love ya baby!

[Zipster08]

NO THANKS!!!

[Fishslime1]

made me laugh, thanks Zipster

[ladyanarchy82]

lol the oddest things happen to you

[Zipster08]

Ain't that the truth?

[OpenAreas]

haha, i feel sorry for you zip :)

[BrightonFolk]

That happens in Brighton all the time (South Coast of England) the seagulls are hefty and have such an attitude! I swear some of them have tatoos :-)

They will take icecream, chips anything out of your hands.

[tjw1963]

I had a seagull crap on my left shoulder two weeks ago while we were setting on the beach at Hilton Head South Carolina. There were hundreds of people so there are less seagulls around when there are so many people. I had always heard it meant good luck too but it must be a myth to make the person feel better about getting crapped on.

[Zipster08]

And they leave a hefty load too!!

[smileyemma100]

Its supposed to be good luck isnt it?? One pooped on my head once lol! dunno if I was very lucky afterwards mind!

[Zipster08]

Exactly!

[turtleblues66]

getting shat on by a bird is supposed to be a sign of good luck...

[Zipster08]

You can have it!

[njsuzanne]

I'd rather hsve a seagull shit on me than loss seventy bucks!

[Zipster08]

Well, I did both!

[smokeme23]

I really love your Vids Zip!!!

[Zipster08]

Thanks so much!

[electronica1985]

A Seagull shit in my mouth in 1st grade.

[Zipster08]

How did it's ass get in your mouth??

[electronica1985]

I was going through an awkward phase.....i really don't like to talk about it.

lololol

[astounded85]

i love your stories!!

[Zipster08]

Thanks!

[waffleypie]

Oh well, I'd rather a bird shit on my leg then on my head. ^^

[Zipster08]

True!

[chrisgibson93]

Nice story zipster (<<not sarcastic btw)

[CommentSense]

ON THE CAPE MAY FERRY - I got a flock of shit dropped by seagulls allover the interior of my Brand New Corvette - I forgot to put the moonroof back on... And you can imagine what the rest of the car looked like. We were hours in Dover - cleaning. That's the last time I ever took the "scenic route" from NY to FL - continuing along the GS Pkwy. NJ Tpk - I95 BABY!... Screw that!... BTW JACK - I got a new channel - and I SENT YOU A FRIENDS REQUEST, FUCKER! - RESPOND! TOUTE SUITE!

Mac!

[Mugahedid]

your videos make me feel a hell of a lot better when I'm having a rough night, I'll think of this story when I'm playing the horses on friday.

[Zedwork]

Atleast you've got some good stories to tell!

[77437083]

I Love You Zipster Your Really amazing But My Fav Is Loco Mama. Thx for your Fab vids! Take good care of you. Hugs and Kisses Always, Dar XXXO

[Zipster08]

THANK YOU!

[inurface292929]

This guy reminds me of Elmer Fudd...

[cindyjo57]

You know you are having a bad day when.....

[flameofthewitch]

I love Atlantic City! Home of the Monopoly Game.

[Zipster08]

I'm surprised one of the Chance cards doesn't say "A seagull shit on your leg. Go back 3 spaces"!!

[murfra]

Zip, thanks so much for your fabulously fun videos and your cheeriness. I am so enjoying watching your videos and getting to know more about you that way. Keep em coming--you are so entertaining!

[Zipster08]

Thanks!

[RedneckCasanova]

Seagulls...the OTHER other white meat!

Fun chat! Yeah, I agree...stay the hell away from AC...it ain't worth the heartache!

[alphaba2]

Ever been to Vegas? There aren't any seagulls there. And now Cher and Bette alternate at Caesar's. You can meet us at the end of May.

[Zipster08]

Haven't been there since I was 20 and I hear it's changed a lot too!!

[mikma]

.mikma was here

[Staydol]

The 'gulls here in Boston are just about that aggressive. Once, I was sitting on a seawall, eating a sandwich, and a gull plucked half of it right out of my hand! Scared me so badly, I nearly choked! Anyway, it sounds like your luck is generally going better now...maybe you, Tony and Nalts should try to go to Atlantic City and see what happens! It's sure to be funny, at least!

[Zipster08]

Calling Nalts now!!

[scottghs]

Aww Zippers. <3

[hartnell114]

sometimes,when things cant get any worse,your luck decides to manifest itself!

[1938superman]

What happens in Atlantic City... might stain your pant leg. ;-)

[Zipster08]

LOL

[imafaghag]

Go back there, I bet you're luck has changed now

[Zipster08]

Yeah, I'm not going to try it! MOZ did win $4000 a few weeks ago!!

[ShadowReubenKee]

I don't like Atlan.. Atlan.. America. ^^

I hate your retarded asshole of a president.

-

On topic: Pretty damn funny movie, 5 stars. ^^

[Zipster08]

We're not crazy about him either!!

[featherdude]

In Florida parks its raccoons. They will get in the car and steal all the food. They can even open doors so you have to lock them. Once in the Keys I heard a noise in the car while I was standing right next to the car. Before I could do anything a raccoon jumped out the window and ran off with a cherry pie! Never saw him sneak in. Little stinker!! I was looking foreward to my cherry pie.

[Zipster08]

Now THAT would scare me!

[suekosa]

Just be lucky the gull hit your leg and NOT your head!!

[Zipster08]

Yeah, I know!

[HousePetMarla]

hahahahaha it always amazes me how much you've been through and how joyful and genuinely nice you are. Just wanted to let you know that you always brighten up my day, you're awesome!