What to Do on a Date

[YouWillBeMyRoots]

So much weenies.

[theblackdahlia88]

A minute 33 seconds of instructions in 2 words, "Wanna Smush?"

[MrSchultzstaffel]

Soooo....the suggestion that she might want to consider wearing a butt-plug so as to facilitate the ease of first-time anal sex on the first date may be pushing the boundries a little here in 1950 I suppose? Well......in typical 1950's style, I would still at least have enough respect not to have that arrogant look on my face when walking around with a little of her "mud on my helmet." She might be sitt'in down at the movies a little funny, but nobody has to know about our "little secret." =D

[acecadet4000]

Wiennie roast... lol haha

[scream18775]

This was in a song by Breathe Carolina :)

[greenrefrigerator]

And today we have "Jersey Shore" :(

[Shadoessa]

Weinnie-roast? Is that a pseudonym for a gay orgy?

[rhysmyth]

He'd rather go to the weenie-roast ;)....

[nanlisa]

Ice cream and Coca Cola are better than alcohol and drugs. In fact: here's a little thing when it comes to using drugs.

1. The only "Pot" that I want to use is something that you cook with.

2. The only "Coke" that I want to have is "The Real Thing-Coca Cola".

3. The only "Grass" that I want to see is the green stuff in front of my building where you can mow it.

4. The only "Speed" that I want to do is if I need to move at a much faster pace.

[TheEvilAndroid]

oh my gosh! ice cream and coka cola?! I would never ever be able to go to parties like this one!

[sogunaprty]

That party was outta control! my mom would never allow me to go to such a crazy party! lol

[electricmaster23]

that guy was as slick as an oil spill.

[DjTommyKx]

LOL fuck we have come along way... here in oz these days we get binge drinking and 10 packs of hard mixed MDMA/XTC and get well fucked up and swear and talk about fuckin pussy and getting a root with that hoe down the road.... no way this shit was the norm back then?????

[truthseek2002]

@DjTommyKx actually it was the norm, which is also why this country is going downhill so fast today, people mided their own buisiness back then and had something called manners, something you are apparently intirely without. Please keep the crude language to yourself if you choose to watch vitage clips.

[lewko1]

I think anal is swell!

[SteveCarras]

MST3K has done this one..and yes white women date white men, black women date blakc men, black women date white women, white men date black women, they have checkerboard kids, and they go out and, well..I won't say half the things they do [try to mplace that quote].

[Lesrevesdhiver]

Now THERE is something you dohn't see in 2010 - a white woman dating a white man.

[clotwortorange]

The comments of this video and the description make me lol so hard.

Thank you.

[BubblegumGuru]

Geez, from the looks of it, people in the 50's must've been OBSESSED with roasting weenies.

[sublimepenguin47]

what the hell is a taffy pull? I mean, I used to know a girl named Taffy and...well...I don't think she would...maybe with enough beer...

[tpitman]

@sublimepenguin47 A taffy pull is when you get Taffy to pull your weenie.

[DarthDumkopf]

Over 9000 views. Just saiyan.

[tachikaze886]

I also like long walks at the beach.

[VelvetRope1992]

LOL XD

[SpazzzDog]

What the hell is wrong with this? This is a perfectly fine date. Much better than what we have going on today.

[Bluetempo]

Golly gee...maybe you would like a hog roast. I can roast my hog in your mouth until it is done. Protein is soooo filling.

[luckysod04]

lol, My Cheap Date

[SawahBearGoesRawr]

"Weenie roasts and square dances!" Oh my! That's another way it all starts!

You know how evil square dancing is! lol

[JMCAragorn]

Awesome.

[msceriseNoir]

...look at the way she seductively sucks that straw.

she's a fox that one.

''SWELL!!'

[DarthDumkopf]

@msceriseNoir "Say, you like to do lots of things, don't you!"

Like weenie roasts...

[Mistertbones]

This was on MST3K!

[Cones247]

great video!

she wants the weenie!

[b2339549]

wedgie alert at 1:24

[iamthewalrus080391]

"I think they're SWELL"

[Sexmaster124324]

oh lets all go to the winie roast shall we?

[em23]

"i like to go on bicycle trips too"

Oh shit that's how it usually starts.....

[AMar71878]

and make sure not to try dangerous narcotics like heroin or marihuana.

[CTMOVIEMAN]

Nick's going to get some pussy!!

[awsomeguy619]

golly gee there swell lets go roast my weenie and throw my balls

[drc13351]

This party was way too wild; too much noise and a bit dangerous sitting on wooden boxes. Weenie roasts can be a fire hazard! Always get instruction from your local fire marshall on the proper way to build a fire.

[stoplookhear]

ajajaJajJajjajAjjaja!!!

I LOL.

[jotenko]

@drc13351 you sir made my day.

[gopconservative78]

he drugs her and beats her afterwards...the 50s

[HayateAce]

Obnoxious soda straws = epic fail

[supermankingbatman]

LMFAO

[SimMaster]

MCCAY

[2ITCHYBALLS]

taffy pulls and weenie roasts, lmao. how about a pie eating contest?

[TRJ22487]

LMFAO nothing gets the ladies like a weenie roast.

[widgit007]

And mabey after the wiennie roast we can have awkward teenage sex.

Golly, that would be swell.

[joewalshman]

he keeps talking about going to a weenie roast and then she agrees to go and then they are gonna go with Jeff & Phyllis? Sounds to me like an orgy

[ninjamatic5000]

Both of these people are likely DEAD

[loriloristuff]

i highly doubt that. If the movie was made in 1951, and were about 16, then they are both only about 73.

[ninjamatic5000]

No, they're DEAD. Everyone is DEAD

[shannonm75]

Gee wiz that's swell, now I know what to do on a date. :)

[ryandynes]

lol :D