8 Ways To Tell If Your A Noob In Call Of Duty 4

[kris5434]

I dont think my rpg will go through the fence i no it will

[TiimEnkel333]

blowing up cars IS fun :D

[imnotkid1]

i think everyone does something nooby also i have a question i usually get 24 killls a match in team and die a usual 15 time is that considered good or bad

[soildsnakefoxhound]

acually you can get EXP for blowing up cars cuase its an achivment

[chaoschao455]

1:14 HAH, running around the tree can save you? Wow, I gotta try that sometime.

[TheDrugsKillz]

weeeeee LOL

[DavidMirowski]

your a noob if u use 3 round burst with stopping power

[michaelsoupman]

@DavidMirowski Thats what I use :)

[Fantomspin]

I have a 1.5 kill/death and I do half the thing this here for fun xD

[IamACoolGirl08]

1 Random shooting - YES I DO IT xD

2 Team Killing - i do that coz its easier than killing people on the other team:(

3 Blocking the door - na i dont do this! (; ooo yeah! (;

4 Ur a high lvl but you suck - ha i do, no sexual connotations intended.

5 If u think an RPG will go thru a fence - na :D

6 If Uu think blowing up cars is fun - blowing up cars IS fun tho..!

7 U cant hit an enemy that is 3 feet from u - Yer i can't :P

8 Shooting the camera guy -nobody ever films me? :(

[manosman97]

blowing up cars IS fun so fuck you

[1337CL4N]

how to telll if your a n00b, u film your tv instead of with a capture card you novice

[awesome364]

YES im not a noob!!

[Heartless310593]

lern to play promod..

[zonick13]

gayest shit ive ever seen

[ghostavenger1988]

You know you´re a noob when you make videos like this :)

[irish0king]

ur a noob if you say noob...

awww damn

:D

[kevlonk]

Let's see...

2. Don't team kill, but still sometimes accidentally flashbang my own side. :(

3. Sometimes.

4. Um...define suckage. 1-2 KD ratio? 1-3? 1-10?

So going by 2 and 3, at least, I'm a level 32 n00b. Go me!

[marcuspotts]

it shows its last minute, its all b een done in private matches and the voiceover is crap

[NIPDIPPY]

in halo 1 for pc there is this

huge noob who does a ton of team killing and is a bad aim

plus his name is quake wars.

what kind of a name is that?

you can't just say: "quake wars cover me" (he won't do it because of his bad aim

and his team killing attitude) or any other thing.

just wish that noobs like that would just not play video games at all.

[globalchaos1984]

11th way to a noob, shitty mic.

[ElGrandeKeso]

9. using a camcorder to record videos off the tv.

[2500mar]

number 4 is opposite.

low lvl but i get 15 kill streaks often

[2500mar]

alot of ppl in the game do number 3 and its annoying

[swaggsovish144]

lmfaoo wtf thtz funni

[sen0rJ]

How's it goin' old friend? Still at making videos i see, nice work on your newer ones.

[EMOish30]

T_T

lol #5 was awesome

[zc630]

u stole number 8 from a halo vid, or the other way around

[SmallzProductions]

@zc630 there are like over thousands of halo vids ahaha its kinda hard to say we stole or something or they did haha

[TheSaintphat]

@zc630 yeah it's stolen from the halo 10 ways to tell if you are a noob. search that if you don't belive me

[punkorama95]

at :54 look up at the building to the right! lol

spiderman!

[APillowSmoothie]

How many people are in this clan...?

[Aardvarked88]

9. You make videos like this.

[L33trofl]

thats 8 ways u dip. ur a noob cuz u cant even count

[lukasrfcc]

xD right

[PhineasandFerb4ever]

Ya know, i'm not gonna be harsh, i understand if this was a last minute thing :) The quality isn't great, but ya know...live and learn :)

[Jonny69erWithYourMum]

Jug, matyrdom, m16, lmgs, m40 acog

[derichard10]

@Jonny69erWithYourMum what about grenade launcher and rpgs

[zengamer321]

i'm 4....sorta not really

[tehGreasyItalianGuy]

yo u forgot the using martydom its also used to indicate noobs

[ZackcyX]

More Marine force recon LMGERS. There character model looks so funny when there spraying =)

[gatorbrat1]

where is the random noob toob at the beginning of search and destroy

[Mauroo13]

1:14 XD

[ModdedMoogle]

fag

[WTF3722]

forgot granade lunchers

[rmpinkcorp]

nice 5*

[pokeam]

excuse me, but my name is NOT jonas

[nooliebigspin12]

dude how do u film yourself like that.

[nopassforyou]

lol "so we show u 10 ways to know if ur a noob"

(Screen*) 8 ways to tell if you a noob)

[MadCowGoM00]

i disagree with #4... i happen to complete fail at COD right now but thats only because i took 3 month or so break and played borderlands and fallout3... so some people could just be getting back to COD...

[Yubera2K10]

Another way is if you make a shitty half arsed vid and thro it on youtube.

[ShakeITyEA]

noob quality

[phazonprime13]

Some of those are true, but some of those just are normal

[pikachuthemaster]

Your a noob if you call other people noobs.

[zc630]

@pikachuthemaster no, alot of people deserve the title of noob

a newbie is a guy thats bad at the game

a noob is a guy that only gets cheap kills

[kevlonk]

@pikachuthemaster HAHA, NOOOOOOOOOOO ohwait....

[Ssx3video]

They are losers, all songs from guitar hero

[Pikminfan1000]

lol i am gunnery seargent on Pc but i suck so bad

[apestier]

maybe you do suck... or you just play to help youre team, and not youre self xD

[Pikminfan1000]

naw, i probably just suck XD. but yeah, i try to help.

[oblivion173]

u forgot camping

[MRHankyTheTanky]

LOL camping, COD4 is by definition a camping game. Play UT2004 or Quake 2 or 3 campers get punished.

The fact that you need so many kills in a row to invoke a BOT copter to kill for you is newbie.

The game is full of hackers and campers.

[sousadude30]

@MRHankyTheTanky well my god damn bot copter pilots are always drunk and net me no fucking kills ever

[SNIPERxSQUIRELL]

Not bad, but you acted like you copied SMA's video....

[Ludderz07]

lol @ the car explosion

i like exploding cars :(

[Princemacfly]

very good!! hahah also very true lol! ahh wjere r u hhahaha another should be is wen they dont reload they let the game reload for them or there jus bumpin into walls

[mrpoultry]

The only one i agreed with was the can't shoot an enemy who 3 feet away from you.

Also it is "How to tell you're a noob" not your.

[07jbirdy]

this is the biggest pile of crap i've ever seen!

[sammieegirll11]

sooo funny. haha

i love when the guy is running around the tree in circles. xD

sometimes, when i'm getting shot at, i crouch and stand repeatedly. then when i watch the killcam, i start dying of laughter. xD

[Neme778]

ehm... better get a program to record outta the game instead your handy cam >_> this is an awful quality...

[SmallzProductions]

honestly i dont care because this was a last minute thing

[TheDt107]

what console are you on

[THEBESTGLITCHERATCOD]

YOU noobs low prestige u suk my friends & i had MIA* 4 a new born baby named Mia damn noobs this vid sux 0 strz

[SmallzProductions]

apparently you take the game too seriously this video was just for fun

[XxHeyGuysxX]

@THEBESTGLITCHERATCOD Wow, you really dont have a life

[gcorking12]

9 throwing smoke,stun and flash bangs at your own team

[creevey7]

noob

[emilushan]

im joining MIA add me lol778899

[fainyance11]

lol on the 3 feet away part - i never shoot i just close the distance and knife like hell >=)

[darkwaver517353]

everyone sees it´s fake, but it´s pretty darn funny that´s 4 sure xD (And my name is jonas is an awsome song!)

[MuhamedMcLovin]

another way to tell if ur a noob if u think ur so badass and ur in a clan

[AnTHoNyB1125]

he says 10 ways and on the screen it says 8

[1995behto]

you lame shit, I luv blowing up cars xD...

[thejakewearsprada]

1 way to tell if you are a noob at life

If you use a shitty camera and record your tv screen instead of being smart and buying a capture card >.>

[4543563]

Quality is pretty damn good considering it is recording his TV.

[SmallzProductions]

it was a last minute thing when we decided to film something. we were bored. i dont waste my time playing video games like you do

[thejakewearsprada]

Oh yeah im so sure you arent a serious gamer pfft noob you have a website for you clan

i believe you are wasting your time, no one wants to join your shit ass "clan" anyway noob

[whatagreatwaytodie]

@SmallzProductions so u dont play video games u just go out and spend money on them so they can lay around and gather dust?

[jakemalloy35]

my name is jonas is the gayest song in the world

[lilboy9525]

NNNEEERRRDSSS

[sixorion]

lame. nerds.

[danyo133]

mia is the name of my aunts dog

[stonedmickweed]

i will kill all u mutha fukin MIA fags on mw2 anytime

[mrpickles77]

i have done it, i have officially found the stupidest person on the internet, judging by the way you talk im assuming you never graduated, which makes me wonder how you pay for internet, which leads me to believe you live in your moms basement. you have no room to talk

[AOGStudios]

If you miss with a sniper when people are right in front of you, it's probably because your trying to get a good shot, or your panicking because you think they might kill you... unless their letting you kill them...

[devyn1717]

lol i've totally tried to shoot an RPG through that exact fence and i killed myself doing it

[Shoreyoo]

i agree but why are they NOOBS noob means new guy so the only noobs are lv 1-10 guys and these guys should be called mongs, bastards or anything else

[dogyasha]

no, they are said the same way but spelled different NEWB is just short for newbie which means they can't help but play badly. a Noob is someone who is a prestige and they do things on purpose just so they get enjoyment.

[Shoreyoo]

ur right BUT NOOB mens the same it comes from NEWB when runescape guys couldn't spell it caught on and now its chaned to noob meaning anyone who can own u easily or play to have fun which is why games are made (that and to make money) so u get upset and yell at them for being better than u even when messing around, i don't like calling people noobs but i still don't like number 3 or sometimes 2 if its not a joke and they're jelous of ur score, but 1, 4 ,5 and 7 are just sad when u see them lol.

[XoOStrikerOoX]

WTF does RS have to do with that word?

[Shoreyoo]

thats where it originated

[MasterDarkness10125]

Not true on the noob part. yes Newb means they are new to the game but noobs are people that just suck after playing for days.

[kaneoisdabest]

400th rater weeeee and i dont like this vid

[jetthunderbob]

I totally agree with #3 there's nothing that pisses me off more when someone's shooting you and you go for cover and you find this ass in the door way turns out he get's you and himself killed. And you know what pisses me off even more is that he blames it on you!!!

[mikhaldinho]

this video sucks everything sucks especially ur filming

[RazzaTheElite]

I fucking hate people who block doors and not even know what they are doing... that pisses me off.

[rollerbladingdude]

HALO 3 IS BETTER

[furonwrath]

BULL FUCKING SHIT!!!!

[1MisterMagic3]

maybe to you i guess cuz halo is such a easy game to play online

[bringbacksean]

u on ps3 or x-box 360?

[bringbacksean]

so you're the leader thats cool maybe we could have a fun (non violent) clan battle (im the leader of ScOp)

[slashed311]

lol my gamertag is soldierJ

[saddlers785]

them am bullshit ure the only noob

[11aseely]

#5 is the best one. lol

[dvsmireles]

9th way to tell if your a noob: if u make a 8 ways to tell if your a noob vid

[jccbm]

both songs on the game are on GH3 lol

[xPancakes4lyf]

aw man i used to put c4 in a car wait for somone to come by and booom!!!! LOL  :)

[gamefreak490]

i thought it ment missing in action

[blankpianist]

i dont know who you are responding too but yes mia means missing in action.

[karzplot]

i does mean missing in action, but i dont think it does in there case

[Jtevolved]

hahaha, on number 4, level really doesn't matter in this game. If you put in enough time you could hit level 55 even if you suck.

[seandub13]

i want to join a clan on cod 6 so if u have please tell me im 7th pest on cod 4 my xbox name is tomatomac

[serb4life2216]

dude in moder warfare 2 i got killed by a grenade that went through a fence

[stealthfighter119]

On number 4, which one's the high level?

[TheFreshClan]

tht sucked

[hotpot1]

very unco-ordinated, team mates on marines and opfor. Not enough actors and not good enough reasons for the noobs.

[dennisisdaman]

i have done no.2 to numerous retards

[alxusmc]

this video is noob....

[evilps3guy1]

fuck u

[sniperkingps3]

i want to join mia i went to the website and that did nothing my psn is sniperking1324 so add me so i can join im on 5th prestige and i am pretty good so umm.....yeah

[SlasherFuels]

Especially number 3, when your playing non-hardcore team games on strike, that building with the room and that staircase going nowhere, if someone lies down in that door way, all the teammates spawn in the room behind him and have no way out

[wassim68200]

disney xd ia qe sa dan ta tele lol

[bigtigers4life]

1:05 "hey! hey get out of the way you stupid noob!"

KNIFE

"ow"

[maximusgladi8tor]

how to tell ur a noob number 9 is if u say that you have ten ways but have only 8

[nate009gmail]

indeed...

[Bullockman99]

number 8, shooting randomly, isnt stupid. im gonna sound like a big game nerd but shooting at a certain area cud mean u are suppresing fire

[darkma4]

mia is a cool clan for the looks of it i would like to join

[ninetaildude11]

haha ah u nig*** u killed met

[indianajones400]

ur a noob if u make ur a noob if videos

[cocobeaner34]

lol

[tompower21]

good vid. At start he says 10 ways to tell if your a noob.

[Prada343]

blowing up cars is a challenge called vandalism.

[mowanman]

i do a couple of thos things usually when im bored and i work shit

[Frshboi32]

MIA means missing in action

[Ad4mTud0r]

was this on ps3?

[XXIIMattYbO1IIXX]

on number 3 the guy who wasnt a noob team killed n number 2 sed thats noob

[G3TLiKEME]

wow.. not even funny...

your clan fails.

big time.

[TeamKiller1599]

i wanna join

[nickelbackisausome]

i want 2 join ur clan (which is MIA) but do u have an Xbox 360 or an PS3 smallzproductions?

[mrjay602]

LOL when i play hardcore i always kill a teamate with Martyrdom and it makes me wait like 30 sec more to respawn lol

[PhiLmachine83]

martydrom is the most noob thing ever created...

y<ou can have 0:117 and youre not so noob as you have Martydrom.

[Lermasd]

1. Martyrdom 1. Martyrdom 1. Martyrdom 1. Martyrdom 1. Martyrdom 1. Martyrdom 1. Martyrdom 1. Martyrdom 1. Martyrdom 1. Martyrdom 1. Martyrdom 1. Martyrdom 1. Martyrdom 1. Martyrdom 1. Martyrdom

[scottyxander]

Martyrdom isn't noob. The only way ur a noob is if u run into them which u probably do because ur complaining about it.

[Lermasd]

Only a horrible noob can think that.

Martyrdom perk rewads players who are bad and die, if that's not noobish then nothing is.

[XxDrD34THxX]

martyrdom is not noobish i don't know why but if i ever just put it on cuz my friends die from it i won't get 1 kill btw how u die of martyrdom i never died of it never not even when i first started playing

[Lermasd]

I have no idea what youre trying to say, please finish the 2nd grade first before writing in the internet.

[SuperRascal13]

how the hell could you shoot the camera guy

[Killingagency]

OMG NOOOOOOOB, u know how to film on cod 4? the camera guy is the guy holding a flash grenade so that he can record without a crosshair... so its actually a person on the map and u can kill him,,,

[SmallzProductions]

there is no crosshair in hardcore i just had to get rid of my guy's hands

[KoopmanG]

That's the point of making this video. -.-

[NotStoopid0228]

#6: Guilty.

[vORiiGiNaLv]

no gun is nooby, if it was nooby (which by the way means beginner) it wouldn't be in such an advanced game so if you don't like the way people play go play a different fuckin game

[cecat7]

This vid sucks.. it really does lol

[SmallzProductions]

no shit its my first machinima lmao. and whats makes it even suck more is that MIA is in it

[xbox360wwe]

lol in 3 they are both noobs

[bocaj750]

lol

[gtamaster6]

you can play this game without pc you newb

[rvsgamer]

Only way to play this game is by PC..... Jugganought and clays are for noobs..... so is useing semi auto snipers.....

[WhiteWalls75]

u guys just consider certain guns and certain perks as NOOBISH because youve gotten the shit kicked outta you with them, just face it... ur all just a bunch of whiny little knuckle draggers

[zeak987]

i could not agree more wightwall