Machine-gunning Jeremy Clarkson: Piers Morgan speaks frankly

[JMcKaySV]

Although Piers Morgan is and will always be 1000x times more successful in life than me,it gives me great pleasure to think that he will die knowing that the majority of people thought he was a useless twat

[mistacoz]

This man is so deluded.

[TheAusup]

Well yeah! 'Cause everyone hates Jeremy Clarkson, and everyone loves Piers Morgan! Right? ..Right? ....Oh wait. Loser.

[ckmacboy]

disliked before watching...

[TheWoodgerC]

Stephen Fry put it best: The definition of 'countryside' is murdering Piers Morgan.

[UltimateVenom]

@TheWoodgerC i dont get it

[TheWoodgerC]

@UltimateVenom It is about the pronunciation. 'Homocide' is killing a human, so 'countryside' is killing a... It is basically a round-about way of saying the same thing as, mrspivvy.

[UltimateVenom]

@TheWoodgerC shouldn't it be morganiside then since he's not a country?

[TheWoodgerC]

@UltimateVenom Look at mrspivvy's comment (under this one) then think how 'countryside' is pronounced and you should be able to figure it out yourself.

[UltimateVenom]

@TheWoodgerC hehehehehe

[shawndimery]

@UltimateVenom I didn't think that the joke was hard to get but man, you must be slow.

[UltimateVenom]

@shawndimery it was the 'r' in countryside that threw me off

[mrspivvy]

what a cunt this man is.

[iamatumor]

God damn, that man is BITTER in an embarrassing manner!

[ryiin]

Morgan do us all favour and stay off tv! Also if you feel like taking 56 pain killers at once, dont fight the urge.

[drage1862]

Piers Morgan is an oxygen thief !

[PressLtoGoAtAnAngle]

i know this joke is used a lot, but i'll type it anyway: Piers, look at the like bar, then look at ur penis. yes, its the same size.

[Twilleh]

Nobody is a bigger dick than Piers Morgan

[xBigGreg92x]

@Twilleh I thought you said "no one has a bigger dick"

[gdgyhgrd]

Clarkson's a prick, Morgan is an even bigger prick.

[ARavingLooony]

the irony is Piers everyone wants to machine gun YOU and do the world a favor

[itzquestiontime]

I hope that fucking twat Piers Morgan Sees this ---> FUCK YOU, YOU BORING CUNT!

[MegaMetaljoe]

I hope that short-arsed twat Piers Morgan is reading these comments.

[ChainsawVsGod]

Smug little, loathsome, boring, twat.

[dantrizz]

What a fine example of the intellectual powerhouse this man has so respectfully earnt over the years.xXx

[JJsmallz]

@dantrizz bahaha. I hope that was sarcasm

[dantrizz]

@JJsmallz well oviously yes.xXx

[CarlosMccartney077]

Thumbs up if you think THE STIG should deal with Piers personally xD

[SiloNova25]

@CarlosMccartney077

Some say, The Stig makes Piers Morgan his temporary bitch on a daily basis, when not in the office :)

[chiselhead73]

no. what the public needs is for you to take yourself outside with a machine gun, put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger, you over opinionated wanker. lol sorry about that guys! i just think he is a massive twat lol

[konebater1]

Haha, he obviously doesnt know what people want. If he did, he would've hanged himself a long time ago. I do kinda agree with getting rid of Trinny though

[robinbrum]

Q:What's the definition of countryside?

A:Killing Piers Morgan.

[sarzamineiran]

Piers Morgan is a cunt

[Cr4zyD4n93]

Let me get this straight, it's wrong for clarkson to talk about shooting, keeping in mind he said that it was not his opinion, but it's okay for the worlds biggest c**t to openly say he wants to kill them three?

[keeyk118b]

What a titanic twat!

[AfallingcowTV]

I love JC

[DIVADNOMIS1313]

@MrJustSandy Soo much agreed my son...

[MyChemicalWassage]

love how everyone hates piers morgan, he Is a twat

[Badboyandyw]

Morgan is a cunt

[LoveSeungYeon]

Who is Piers Morgan?? Why is he on TV?

[NRIautos]

who the fuck is this guy? Jeremys a king!

[shobin05]

@NRIautos this is a guy that jeremy punched, which he DESERVES..lol

[fazmano1]

Piers you have a head like a fucking bean

[seyarullah]

Only reason I like Piers is because hes a die hard life long Arsenal supporter. This is why I take his side over Clarkson. CHEERS PIERS!

[Sooksawaspakdee961]

Piers Morgan=A disgusting dirty old kiddie fiddler.

[ogicabp4u]

@MrJustSandy I dislike him less...if that counts!

[SuperEbay123]

Piers just cant take a punch also I bet he doesn't even know what a machine gun looks like

[claremorris89]

hes the most loathsome man in the world , how hes still on tele baffles me !!!

[wi1f]

Piers has a tiny penis

[mrspivvy]

haha, the word "cunt" is used to describe Mr Morgan 38 times in the comments

[Sammie1Million]

@MrJustSandy stop attention seeking

[Camdat1967]

@MrJustSandy -Been watching JC for years and I love him, but who the fuck is the guy in this video??? Ive never seen him b4???

[Katmandu82]

JEREMY IS THE MAN , FUCK YOU PIERS MORGAN, I HOPE YOU CATCH ON FIRE.

[DiggyDan92]

@jenno52 Possibly the funniest comment I've ever seen on youtube. Hats off to you mate!

[astonmartin141]

Fuck u your not even half the man jeremy is fuck you

[sherman3211]

lol, i love how the ratings are the opposite of when clarkson talks about morgan. Fuck off piers, you are a fucking bitch.

[melinmove]

He is an idiot, i hate him

[al210993]

PIERS MORGAN IS A TWAT.

[MrSyrett]

@al210993 In the words and melody of Ronan Keating - " You say it best.....when you say Piers is a twat"

[rockerguy567]

fuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk you

[TheEl750]

haha not very funny

[KungfuCow5]

He could easily do the public a massive favour by finding paradox-free way of time travel and using it to castrate his Great x10 Grandfather. The useless fuckhead.

[JoEbeE84]

Still alive then..........shame

[Ostrichinator27]

jeremy clarkson really did need to hit him harder it might have put some common sense into the dick

[jharrypot2004]

@Ostrichinator27 Haha. He hit him as hard as he could. He broke a finger. Lol

[Ostrichinator27]

@jharrypot2004 i know hahahahaa makes me laugh

[ec123456789able]

haha :D look at the dislikes :D

one more dislike from me :D

i can't stand this man, there is not a moral bone in his body. i don't particularly like Jeremy Clarkson. to me he is a neo-con who talks trash about anyone who doesn't subscribe to his right wing nonsense.

however i hate Piers Morgan a lot more. the guy is a pig.

[thornado4413]

Hes just mad because Jeremy Clarkson punched him really hard

[atruerushfan]

Who the hell wakes up one day and says,"I know what to name my baby boy! PIERS!!" ??

[hendrixexperiencedig]

piers who?

[ObayTheMonkey]

How is this arse hole not dead yet seriously all the nutters in the world and none of them have gone "what a fucking nob head right i'm of to kill him in a way which is certain to work but will also end in my own death or imprisonment" Come on someone with AIDS please attack this shit with a syringe of your own blood

[AlphaFoxtrot7790]

@ObayTheMonkey He's the only person Jeremy Clarkson has ever punched. You have to be a total cunt for Clarkson to actually hit you... so yeah, I'm just as surprised as you are.

[joedorking1992]

CUUUUUUUUNT

[MrAnthropophagy]

Piers Morgan. Phone tapper, (whilst at the Mirror), bully and general all round asshole.

[Vannereveilar]

Piers morgan is such a legend

[unholychunk]

@Vannereveilar why? i had to google the fucker. legends, do not need to be googled

[shobin05]

@Vannereveilar piers morgan, legend? for having an penis for a face, right?

[2ruered]

Dont buy the sun!

[7heAre7s]

Penis Morgan.

[CROMERCRABO1]

WHY is he ?

[OneBigRetard]

@nonCompl

You confuse 'balls' with shamelessness.

He can host televised coverage of the rapture for all I care, it reduces his cuntary not one bit.

[OneBigRetard]

I think a quick glance down these beautiful and heartfelt comments sums up the regard Mr Morgan is held in by the great British public.

One rung above paedophile murderers.

Get cancer and die cunt.

[WizBeef]

Piers Your just mad cause Clarkson Punched you in the FACE!

[comfortablynumb1975x]

I cannot wait to see this cunt get his in the coming weeks re phone hacking.

Come on amanda Holden.

Come on Sven.

Come on Nancy D.

Come on Macca.

Come on hop along Heather.

Sue this morose disgusting vile fat fucktard & lets see him get his.

[comfortablynumb1975x]

Is there a more hated man in the UK than this cunt stick, wasp whore, cazzo?

I spurn Moron as I would spurn a rabid dog.

[scimg]

Piers Fucking Moron- fuck off.

If you want to do the public a favour I suggest you impale yourself.

[bigballer621]

We don't want piers either.

[RenaissanceCrab]

What a monumental twat.

[LordByronRG10]

Morgan, I am glad you live in America. Its where you belong. Don't come back as you shame this country, Dubai is better for your sort, a place built on slave labour.

[megabowzer100]

wow,,what a cunt

[haz464]

piers morgan should be executed

[drpeppa2357]

That's a shame, it looks like jeremy's punch missed, because this man's face is clearly located somewhere up his ass.

[ENL0E]

I'm going to quote Ian Hislop:

"He is charming, isn't he?"

[armandin2048]

Thumbs up if you would join a mile long que to return the favour!

[12345l6789]

Anyone called Piers deserves to be shot

[RangersLadForever]

I would happily run a million miles to shove this absolute wanker off a cliff

[oMeGaSoLjaX]

Piers Morgan.. what a monumental cunt he is.

[7heAre7s]

I think they made a typo on his birth certificate.

It was supposed to be Penis Morgan, not Piers Morgan.

[CalumGilhooly]

@7heAre7s No, no, I really like my penis. Morgan is some sort of pondlife on legs that has characteristics of herpes, can't seem to get rid of the twat. He should do the world a favour and take a long walk off a short pier, (boom, boom)

[yorkshirerepresenter]

LARDY DAR FUCKIN PRICK...........

[armandin2048]

@yorkshirerepresenter Flat cap, flat head, speech centres destrpyrd by smoking to many ferrets!

[yorkshirerepresenter]

@armandin2048 ive never seen a flat cap and what was that other thing ment to say? you fucking dislexia suffering prick,fuck off before i skull fuck ur dead gran.

[letiss30]

one of my greatest wishes in life would be to see mr morgan ebroiled in the news of the world scandel.he was editor so please send this smug twat down.

[Pringles352]

HAHAHAHA who likes piers more than CLARKSON!?!?

THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE PIERS MORE - (im hoping for none)

[Pringles352]

i hate piers

[GoddyofWar]

Finding out Clarkson decked this knob was the best news I've heard all week.

[kelturner122]

piers you would not be doing us a favour in the slightest, how about doing all of us a big favour and dropping dead, nob ed.

[bluipete]

Always fell disgusted and annoyed when i get to listen to this guy...

[MrCliffybiro]

Only Piers could manage looking like the bigger cunt than Jeremy Clarkson.

[gorrilla1234]

haha he has many many fans

[sheermusic]

Oh the irony, as I would machine gun you Piers, without you even giving me further reason! You giant cock.

Is there anyone in the country hated more than him?

[JDdaDJstressed]

Lol its so funny how Piers and Jezza hate eachother. Yet ironically Jezza thinks Piers should be immortalised with his own statue in trafalga square. Why? You might ask...

- So the statue can be shat on by birds

- And so global pollution can take effect and the Piers can be made to look even more unpleasant by acid rain

[rtsjoe]

I opened this video just to thumb it down. Pier Morgan is a massive twat.

[ksakbk]

piers, do the public a massive favor and publicly execute yourself... LONG LIVE JEZZA!

[BradandGeeMusic]

Piers go play in busy traffic

[MsNytol]

Piers Morgan is an a**hole... don't know why the hell CNN hired him... arrogant prick!

[FiskyJay]

He could us all a favour and put that machine gun in his own mouth

[GiantSandles]

AH, SUCH WIT!

[redtec989]

america can keep piers morgan

[Biscan100]

Do the public a massive favour Piers and blow your fucking head off. Twat.

[mrsrianne15]

during the interview piers mouth is so nice,.,. take a look.. :)

[MrsPisaroni]

Do the public a massive favour? So he's going to shoot himself then? Total big headed prat.

[dddeeefffONgmail]

Why is this man on television? I can't work it out. He's an immoral, hypocritical hate-filled, petty, smug fuckwit devoid of any talent.

I applaud ITV for employing him so that he might never bleed into any programmes I might actually watch.

[montej]

was this part of his CNN interview?

[scott111193]

You absolute FUCK!

[soberek]

Duke Nukem says: Eat shit and die!

[MadSkeelz16]

Everyone and his missus loves Jeremy Clarkson, even Piers Morgan's dog struggles to love him, I'm not sure he's made himself very popular here lol !!

[taylor6string]

Clarkson has the world behind him!!!!!

[Zerojquan]

Well that was boring... and on that bombshell...

[TRUMPER007]

This guy is the slime of television - an over-paid, egomaniac who only succeeds under Simon Cowells puppetry.

[dilwich123]

TURN IT ON YOURSELF AND DO US THE FAVOUR YOU BIG JESSE!

[EddieTheFishReturns]

Look at the scar on Piers' face, and laugh!

[patongaman]

Piers is definitely barking..... Jealousy is a terrible thing.

[Back7sword]

So Piers Morgan is the Stig!

[Bustahh]

fucking hate piers morgan, slimy fucking rapist cunt

[Jonorocks999]

Clarkson for PM, with Hislop as his deputy

[Useless2112]

He's like one of those weedy kids who hangs around with the school bully. Have you ever seen his documentary on "hoodies"? A bunch of 13-year-old children left him crying with fear.

[MrJoviun]

he'd do the public a massive favor by talking himself out, hes such a self absorbed dick that he doesn't realise he is hated by the majority of the public.

[leylandcarsloverslea]

Is this dick-head some green peace thing or perhaps some other eco demental thing?

[TheSmosher1]

Give him a pistol a bottle Jeremy piss and locked in a room :)

[pointblancstudio]

If he was in this situation I would jump up, gauge his eyes out, reach though the eye socket and pull the brain out. After that you can reach into his mouth, down his thought and pull out the stone that has replaced his heart and watch the sand, which replaced his blood centuries ago to flow onto the studio floor.

[jenno52]

Mr Morgan, please "do the public a massive favour" and remove your head from your own arse and shove it in an oven.

[mrwasif86]

@jenno52 thanks for doing me a favour i just could not put my feelings properly for Mr. Morgan.

Jeremy Hates him and His followers hate even more.

[CrazyEddi3]

Someone put Piers "morgan" Moron in a box and lock it.

[EddieTheFishReturns]

Poor Piers Morgan. I don't think he has any friends. :-(

[CaptainLibertarian]

Do him a massive favour more like, stupid wealth-obsessed Tory twat.

[Boratlon]

@CaptainLibertarian I hate to disagree with a fellow Moron loather, but Piers supports Labour.

[Crambo9]

piers morgan is a massive DONG

[FeedsNoSliesMusic]

@Crambo9 How polite!

[fatmikecj]

@silkfunkydiva Based on the comments here there must be a hell of a lot of wannabes then. But really, he is an arrogant dickhead.

[keskursay]

what a fucking dickhead



[TalkToTheBody]

Jeez i fucking detest this prat. I saw this idiot on a christmas ant and dec show last year and he stuck out like a sticky out thing at the end of the show when everyone was on stage dancing and singing whilst he just stood there like a dick. Why the fuck is he on britains got talent? the guy in my opinion is a newspaper editor and a bad one at that as he is one of the many twats responsible in the tabloids/media who get an erection at giving decent hard working people doom and gloom.

[thedei]

Massive cock!

[PharaChris]

If you were in a room with Hitler, Stalin and Piers Morgan and you had a gun with 6 shots, how many times would you shoot Piers Morgan to make sure he was finally gone?

[mh93gbr]

@PharaChris

6

[TalkToTheBody]

@PharaChris 6 and then i'd slap him with the butt of the gun a few times for good measure

[bunnjovi1988]

@PharaChris ohhh one shot in each of his kneecaps and elbows then leave him for a while , then when i get bored id double tap him in the head . I'd set up a PPV boxing match between Stalin and Hitler ...i dunno 'rumble on the eastern front' . I would invite Clarkson to it as a guest of honour and present him with Piers morCunts head

[morgchrisgem]

piers, the name says it all upper class twat! does a collum in the daily mail about football ,talks the most amount of shit about something he obviously knows nothin about. absolute cock head!!

[yepitsmemorgan]

Do the public a massive favour and machine gun yourself, idiot.

[hammerhiem75]

Ahh possibly the least talented person in the entire country judging a talent contest... The true definition of irony.

[EIN771]

I wish the UK still deported people. Not to Australia, more like anywhere above 70,000 feet

[Taraneefan]

Piers, go do us a favor and die, you knitwit!

[MrTR500]

piers morgan die and do the world a favour

[DaveAlmighty300]

Does he know he's not liked...?