EPIC FAIL: Dumb Thief Tries to STEAL my CAR! (Reenactment)

[stiener36]

I had someone steal empty CD cases and an empty duffle bag, but they did somehow acquire a ziplock bag, placed my insurance and registration in it, put it on my porch and held it down with a rock. everything of importance was left... thieves these days.

[ThatFightingInfo]

lol, that was great

[AGentertainment]

@ThatFightingInfo Thank you.

[rgre1]

1:37 Cum Shot.

[amywojcik5]

someone actually tried to steel from our car. he had a bacpac on and had a green light. we cauht it on vidio because we have hidden spy camras. last night he tried to steal from my bffs car but stole from my neibors.

[Xenovadis]

lol What was he trying to do with his credit card on the door jam? Not like there was any locking mechanism where he put it loll Surprised me he didn't try to start the car with it...

[crazeguy26]

what a fail!!!!!

[gfvesta]

1:37 is that guy masterbating? 0.o

[srwong]

lmao! fuckin hilarious

[Drewvyy]

That was pretty funny, and the camerawork was really cool.

[Baotechdeck]

At 1:07 thats what happened to my car it got stolen

[mlke4258]

I like your hubcaps....mine are all scratched up..... I am going to steal them next time I see your car...LOL!!! And I won't fail! Nothing personal, just business. Sorry in advance... :p

[TheUKmenace]

wow this guys amazing at stealing no joke its an EPIC WIN of a theft.

[dannyrom288]

armor all? they still make that?

[thrallskull]

@AGentertainment well here in africa they will brake your N$ 500 window to steal a N$10 on the seat and if your close the robber might just shoot you or stab you (even after he has plenty of time to get away) so yea = their mentality is just a load of horse shit (only difference is the horse shit is worth more than they are)

[terran698]

something similar happened to me, the theif stole my subs and my right side windshield wiper but left the money in my ashtray.

[babybluehashyo]

wtf lol redneck steals cleaning wiped fail... that's too funny- there's some really dumb people out there :P too bad about your sterio :( at least it wasn't the car!

[mrtmaddison]

HA Tmartns intro music



[HunterMann]

Fake! I think there was a film crew there filming this whole thing!

The thing that gave it away: That Bart Simpson doll is worth more than the car cleaner kit. You fooled everyone else, but not me.... no way!

[matt10342]

@HunterMann holy shit your stupid. its called a reenactment. it kinda says it in the title

[HunterMann]

@matt10342 I think you meant to write "Holy shit! You're stupid." No. They want you to think it is a reenactment. Sorta like the government trying to spread conspiracy theories, when the conspiracy itself is the real conspiracy. How do I know it's a fake? It was on the Discovery Channel last night, a special report all about this video.

[ubershyguy8]

haha you have the egsact same car as me..haha.......wait....

[xDilutedx]

- No one would want to steal a honda. I wouldnt even take one for free

[HunterMann]

@xDilutedx Really, that's too bad, because I was going to give you a free 2011 Honda. Too bad, I gave it to a bum on the street instead.

[xDilutedx]

@HunterMann - Good job, Honda only belong to bums anyways. Again, good job.

I wouldnt even take a free Honda Civic.

[HunterMann]

@xDilutedx That bum took the title I had signed over to him, took the Honda to a car dealership and traded it for a used camper van and $2,500 cash. He is no longer homeless, and no longer a Honda owner. Go figure!

[TheRockdog101]

2:01 what the song there

[FrkJonas]

you need to find yourself a girl dude :)

[joshify96]

is this supposed to be funny?

[GuIISs3]

Noob. steal Bart simpson and Mario !!!

[DarthScorpeus]

GREAT QUALITY FOR 240p :P

[Daniels1999]

2:35 - reminds the Stuntman Ignition where I had to film a commercial for it :D..

[TanDim666]

faulse unreal nothings

[rusty967]

Fake and gay.

[THEXTREMEBOBGUY]

its kind of stupid because he has an credit card and he could go buy any car for cheap???

[DarthScorpeus]

@THEXTREMEBOBGUY Well... um... not nessisaraly

[mudguts]

My Civic was just stolen this morning. They broke into the house six months ago and stole the spare keys. The insurance company wouldn't pay for the car to be re-programmed or pay for new locks.

So after it was stolen, they said that it was my fault for not spending the $800 to get new locks and get it re-chipped. Idiots.

[bestintheworld98]

out of all cars why would he choose a honda civic

[bruce3128]

hey the guy in the video is wearing red panties ha ha

[noxxfire21]

I think we all learned a valuable lesson here.... don't keep screwdrivers in your glovebox

[NemonicsRacing]

-@ 1:33 he's giving birth & then stabbing it.

-y is there a swiffer?

-how are Armorall wipes considered a "cleaning kit"

-y didn't u stop him while u were filming it

-Sony Explode, armor all... the owner obviously doesn't like his car enough to buy decent products for it

[niekaalderink1996]

@NemonicsRacing ''-y didn't u stop him while you were filming it''

is that comment a joke or are you really that stupid?

the title says: ''REENACTMENT''...... and why the hell can't you spell ''Why''?

[prokan85]

Epic LOZ sound effect!

[gpolenik]

he opened a car with a credit card?? seriously

[epic6287]

thats so lame

[billyvesar]

Really thats not even funny..



[Lukas005]

why don't take the gamecube????the best deal you can make instead of bridge over the car or something like that...

[RpgGam3r1]

is this real? looks fake

[000IDaveI000]

@RpgGam3r1 Of course this is fake but the históry can be real. :)

[kameraman99]

@000IDaveI000 History? You might mean story.

[000IDaveI000]

@kameraman99 Yeah yeah, my english is bad xD

[AdzzaOnlySnipez]

EPIC FAIL ON THE VIDEO

[vanishy0urself]

It was his first try... come on.. be easy on him! :D

LOL, jk, that was pretty funny. Great reenactment, great choices of music and wow... that must have really sucked IRL to spend 400 bucks just because someone stole a car cleaning kit.

[travef9]

i typically hate shit like this....but this was pretty funny. stupid thieves

[papertypwriter]

Hey! what is the music that starts at 1:27?

[Sonikusx]

WOOOOW....

all that.... just to take... a car cleaning kit...

YOU COULD HAVE actually opened the hood up and manually started the car...

lol

He really is stupid. Good reenactment tho!

[fejvtec]

YOU FOUND A SCREWDRIVER

[MrMadb0y]

I agree with madsthkas it's gay



[randomhatemail]

You got alotta time on your hands?

[Liutauras1444]

lame!...

[salshasam]

@1996chrisb DUH BUT THE VIDE-O SAY DAT IT REENACTMENT SO I DUN NO HOEW YOU CAAN SAEY ITD BE GAY CUZ ITE REAAAAALY HAPPAEN IEN REAL LIFFE!

[imakilu11]

he looks like he's jagging off

[hl2izawsum]

lololololololl

[Loketiazo]

Lmao I love the Legend Of Zelda References!

[bl0keXViX]

HAHAHA

[vlbhb]

LMAO, its like a video game

[kotarotacon]

Really? I mean REALLY?...wonder if that thief parents are brother and sister...

[VaginalTumor]

@kotarotacon @kbabyprincess no, but their parents and grandparents were

[CGGLantern13]

1:44 When this turn in to a porno

[ikie18]

@CGGLantern13

haha 

[HOTNIKE24]

@CGGLantern13 nice lol

[JLennon1998]

Someone broke into my car and all they took was about 2.00$ in pennies and dimes.I swear to god some people are just idiots.

[NiGhtKids1982]

you're gay this is a fake!!

[stangracer1072]

@NiGhtKids1982 You FAIL cany read for shit@@@

[DrunkenChicken101]

@NiGhtKids1982

this is a reenactment you stupid fucktard, LEARN TO READ!!

[shoDOHC]

FUCK YOU THEIVES. YOU ARE ALL GARBAGE.

[aftoyboy]

understanding it's a re-enactment maybe a bit over exaggerated but still funny, all that "hard work" for a cleaning kit. shows how retarded people really are.

[TheFinlandnator]

@1996chrisb Orly? I thought this was real! You are genius! *sarcastic*

[tttrrroooyyy]

someone broke into my moms van once and only stole hand moisturizer. she was pissed non the less

[CUZC0M]

this is fake

[gamer7790]

@CUZC0M WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!

[golde62]

@gamer7790 lol funny @Sherlock part lol

[markhenricksarmiento]

@CUZC0M its fake because it is a reenactment

[adamzoubi555]

@CUZC0M YES! OF COURSE THIS IS FAKE, OH IS IT FAKE? WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!! THIS IS A GUY WHO OWNS A CAR WHO ASKED HIS FRIEND TO HELP HIM MAKE A VID FOR ENTERTAINMENT, IDIOT.

[SpeedingUpx2]

@adamzoubi555 Excuse me here mr smartguy.. but you know that the owner of the car could have made this video all by himself also right?

[adamzoubi555]

@SpeedingUpx2 Oh rlly Mr. Einstein? A friend can also help.... i think u have no friends...

[SpeedingUpx2]

@adamzoubi555 Hey, Jerkface, do you know how to spell or what? seriously.. I hate people that think that it's cool to spell you with just an U, spelling really and of course "rlly" and ofc". Bet you are just another 13 year old kid sitting in front of the computer all day. And by the way, so you are saying that I do not have any friends just because I said that he may have made this video by himself? I'm guessing you don't have an IQ over 100.

[adamzoubi555]

@SpeedingUpx2 this is how i type, got a problem? ignorant 12 year old....

[SpeedingUpx2]

@adamzoubi555 See, was it so hard to type accurate?

And by the way, It is SO COOL to say that I am one year younger than the age I said you were at.

[adamzoubi555]

@SpeedingUpx2 o rlly? LOLOLOLOLOL if u say that then im also one year younger than you said :)

[SpeedingUpx2]

@adamzoubi555 What? that does not make sence at all?

[adamzoubi555]

@SpeedingUpx2 it doesnt :D

[ThaOneKidz]

I thoguht I got a facebook message at 1:40

[jamescretney]

@ThaOneKidz wtf does that have to do with anything???

[Evil666llama]

stupid- takes seconds to remove a stereo

[JasonZeeLegend]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

[kR0B45]

Hey what card is that? The one the "thief" used to open the door?

[SupaEpicProductions]

lol pretty cool.

check my "carjacking gone wrong" video u may also like it!

[Sharingan576]

Lmao at when he sniffed it je probally wanted to fuc it LMAO

[scoop2004]

does the trunk really hop up like that on american civics? In fact most american cars?

[AutomaticScotty]

@scoop2004 Not all American cars do, but there are quite a few that the trunk does that.

[unicycle28w]

so there are more han 2 ppl in the car b/c the camera is movin quite a bit

[one8apc1]

Hey that's from Zelda, Ocarina Of Time! COOL!!

[cornholio530]

haha crimals today hopped up on armor all its a bad path soon youll endup wasting your money on turtle wax

[paterson2311]

legend of zelda screwdriver

[JackSfi]

a theif from the philippines had stole my brand new nokia 5800, but the thief didn't stole my laptop which is on my desk... Which proves that thieves do not know how to use any gadgets but phone...

[gazzxr]

if it was Xbox 360 in there , and real theifs , they would not take it .

[bitchesonmars]

my mom has the SAME CAR lol

a screw driver probably wont work lol

and its not worth stealing

[GetawayDrifter]

rofl

[Pow1017]

now, is this real?

[mrsir4]

@Pow1017 This isn't real (still funny).....This probably actually happened to the author of the vid but if that is the case this vid is a reenactment.

[Pow1017]

@mrsir4 i knew it was fake, i was using sarcasim

[unoriginality1]

it shouldn't take you that long to steal a car :P

[unoriginality1]

@cameron21ROCKS haha

[zero6682]

well gamecubes suk

[sexymattyboy]

fake



[SecretBlaziken101]

@sexymattyboy dude, its a reenactment, learn to read, dumbass

[lordwizkid]

corny -_-



[elmagovalencia]

;-}

[MarioBro343250]

d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dd-d-d­-d-d-d -DUMBASS xD

[JimmyDbum]

It was lame till the Zelda figgle

[nnnnr12]

if that would have been mmy neighbhoor hood some nosy ass person would have called the cops already

[fordf1502]

it aint gonna start like thAT

[padmescurl]

it looked like he was trying to cut off his dick

[jrock19812010]

Im wondering if the box for the deck was actually in the trunk, as it was in this reinactment. and if so, i am also wondering if the removal keys were still in the box. If so, then the thief truly is an idiot.

[manbearpigcerealz]

fuckin criminals

[kallemick]

XD hilarious ending

good proof that crime dosent pay

[Davidsuh12343]

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[tanyaisgod]

Ha, what an idiot.

[drzbaby809]

lol wat an asswhole

[jramirez14749]

1:35 looks like he fingering himself!!!!! LOL

[pur3reem]

of course its fake ive tried to get a car door open wit a card...doesnt work lol theres a latch in it that wraps around a either steel or iron bar and it can only unlatch by the handle.

[Isher226]

@pur3reem people care...

[3reelle]

lame video

[beganovic11]

lol nice vid :D

[Touch75]

fucker time waster

[kallemick]

@Touch75 if you dont like it dont watch it its that easy that even a kid could understand

[gaqly]

Lame

[Snipe4261]

A car door with a credit card? Are you being serious? Have you ever heard of a slim-jim before?

[dsb100]

its your fault for leaving the screwdriver in the glovebox, and in your re-enactment , thats not your ignition your attacking with a screwdriver , I dont think you should be allowed to have a car

[MrTonyvang1]

dude come on man haha ill steal ur car wit a shave key man haha haha lol

[thirdgenguy17]

LMFAO!!!

[clickclocks]

Your calling someone, who can get into a car with a credit card, dumb.

[DominicanoKLK5]

white ppl cnt steal cars lol

[Luneth503]

fail! fail!! faaaaaaaaaaail!!

[golde62]

funny

[AGentertainment]

@golde62 Thank you!

[golde62]

@AGentertainment no problem you make something funny you know...your fans shoud tell you

[madsthekas]

@golde62 its fucking gay

[WarZeroProductions]

O.O I STOLE THAT! lol jk...

[vnano]

Damn this is boring,

[teero121]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!!!! mario plush ô.ô 2:23

[carlorowan]

1 man 1 screwdriver

[X1107450X]

LOL

[mister5fister]

ohh man its a nice fake!

[dimitrya1234]

LOL

[iiSuperLuigi]

1:37 way to jack off

[LexissBaaby]

omg what fail

[GamePlayUpload]

epic ROFL

[rastamaniakTHC]

WTF duuude, you're shaving your armpits? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA so gay

[AstroTAC]

@rastamaniakTHC at 1:20 it doesn't look like it. nice hairy pits :)

[TheNarutofan2009]

that what happen dto my sis stole her flip screen tv that turns into a radio or a dvd player or cd and stole cd and speaker she doent know who stole it

[Mrtamster]

lol i can watch over and over

[RulerOFmany]

epic fail. i hate when people say that.

[razor02097]

LMAO

Glad you got to keep your car, Thieves suck hard man. I know cause one stole my car. Pissed me off >:(

[kbabyprincess]

he grabbed everything BUT the Gamecube in the trunk... LOL

[swanny812]

@kbabyprincess no ones wants a gamecube

[kbabyprincess]

@swanny812 i know.... but its still funny. :P

[vnano]

@kbabyprincess Gamecube sucks :P

[edgeluca]

@vnano So what game systems are good in your opinion?

[Driftingbonnema]

@kbabyprincess and the box for the stereo usually has removal tools, just push them in and pull it out the deck comes out right with it

[moleymole100]

i hate you prick

[SairalindeTasartir]

ROFL!

[Bathoric95]

Aha, someone cut the top off my aunts mustang convertable for $1 in change so no worries. costing her more then $400 to replace it.

[DudeWithaPage]

this what happens when white people startd jackin

[roy1996]

Did anyone notice the gamecube in the back?

[roy1996]

You got the screwdriver!