How to make the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen even fucking scarier

[xxDarby]

holy shit, i fuckin couldn't breathe from laughing too hard

[NINTENDOfan76]

i'll have what he's having

[daddypepper]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAH I WANT wat there having man shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LifeHasLived]

Is this Skrillex?

[Caparzoshow]

This is fucking nuts!

[coolestusername1234]

two gay demons just fucked

[Likechuh]

The Fourth Kind???

[legokid1031]

i started crying it was so fucking funny

[d1353lp0w3r]

sounds like Mr. Blobby being murdered

[villavede90]

iPod white on black

[FuckingJagexsince94]

Now this i can fap to.

[UJDAQ]

At 0:13, my life flashed before my eyes.

[TheCamoman51]

Holy FUCK.



[Webberjo]

You find this scary? I found the original video hilarious, and this video annoying for it gave me a headache.

[hiraikotsuember]

It wasn't scary until "Ready?"

[LeadershipX360]

What. The. Fuck.

[dragonmaster9822]

sounds lke nightmare from soulcalibur

[ak4die199]

the part were he says that dosent fuckin descibe it that was creepy

[KenjiLoc001]

Wow try looking at this when you drunk LOLOL

[thefraudslaya]

omfg

[Pedro2112tm]

This is something Disney would make...

[jackleggedCOD]

Play CoD Black Ops, get to level 25 in zombies, then put this on full blast and a continues loop, turning your TV down all the way. Not much of a difference, huh?

[RyukiraL]

How to make the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen even fucking scarier =

ADD SNOWFLAKES

[1luvninjas]

DDDD: i can sleep thru insidous but this gave me the shits! > .<

[captainfalcon808]

aha actually kind of scary till boner part

[Rainb0wWarri0r]

Your mother sucks cocks in hell?

[ihateanime123]

again someone please tell what the FUCK did i watch

[Pistonswitch]

And this is how they god the zombie noises for cod.

[thelaughingPUB]

for apple users \\\\ control,option,command, 8

[JaxonArrow]

@thelaughingPUB holy shit...i never new. EPIC

[thelaughingPUB]

@JaxonArrow yup

[spartan132]

Acid trip

[DeathnuggetFox]

How do you make their voices like that?

[tfhkyoshi]

I agree with the tags.

[Blahblahblah30321]

You bit my erection, i don't give a shit how good the game is, get the fuck out of my house.

[dre09king]

@Blahblahblah30321 LMFAO EPIC

[WIDOWDUDE1]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[maxguy3]

thats not that scary...

[celtic5yamum]

awesome....

...all we need now is someone to autotune this, and i think we might be done here

[kriskillerX]

Meanwhile in DEMONIC dimension...

[TheAbigail9999999999]

WTF IS THIS?????

[FreeBirdZKai]

i cried laughing

[Rwroblewski27]

O.o i may never go to sleep again

[sdmitch16]

Close your eyes and pretend Halo is another word for tentacle, Alien Sex? credit to Kingelmobap

[lolrunescapemw2]

open your eye's still alien sex

[Theremanppdas]

lol gaylord reach ?? what the fuck??

[SuperDominator45]

i dont think ill b sleeping 2nite D:

[Boonehams]

The entire second half sounded like one of the Ghostbuster's proton packs going off.

[Leagoless]

was i the only one to lol at that?

[MrWakka66]

Giygas loves Halo

[drewsta199]

Yay for G Major

[Tdak1128]

Press 7 for alien boner bite XD

[cerealkiller4993]

may god have mercy on my soul

[tntalus]

sick shit



[MisterBuza]

Now it just looks like an episode of Invader Zim.



[RAIZ0R1211]

@MisterBuza couldnt have said it better

[Gorgonzolanudeln]

It s still funny

[XTheKfor10000X]

O.O

What

The

Fuck  ?

[117starpower]

nah i didnt need sleep anyways>.>

[JDaMac815]

That's what will happen when you have weed + heroin + crack + vodka

[morrismagic08]

@JDaMac815 No, just heroin. Weed+crack+vodka = good times! (cue mariachi music) La lala, lala lalala, lalalalalalala...

[C4misado]

I had no intention to sleep anyway this night.

[TheNeonZBand]

its ok, i wasn't planning on sleeping anyway... 

[NexonPlayerNA]

The fact that it ended black without that screen till the end made it even better.

[ExtremeBee8]

60 people pissed there pants

[ThanatosZain]

ive seen worse on a daily basis....in my own mind

[cherryberry160]

@ThanatosZain ...I really hope to never encounter you

[854mew]

that's okay i didn't want to sleep tonight any way..

[EpicFunkey]

wtf did i just watch

[Lar5eMann]

holy shit



[VictoReX11]

0:33 WTF....

[wikieditspam]

So you mixed up the sound and inverted the colors, now it uses less power on people's monitors.

[shade179]

sounds like gay elite alien sex if you close your eyes

[DraGsonsRoSe165]

Scary? This isn't scary. It's fucking hilarious! lol

[ChaseUbito]

Greatest sound. The high-five.

[bentheweirdo]

this isnt even scarry, its fucking funny, im cracking up of laughter right now

[TerranceTheL33T]

"that is the scariest fucking thing I have ever ever seen in my entire life."

[cooro1313]

i think we've taped into hell ;^; im scared 

[3fsd08]

i wont ever sleep again.

[guitar45rocks5]

It's okay, I didn't want to sleep for the next 5 weeks anyways.

[zzHusky]

I will never be the same again...

[Spystreak]

sounds like Zoanoids from Guyver are fucking eachother

[thenight106]

This takes nerdgasms to a whole new level. O_o

[XXNikolaiXXz]

Mom, is that you?

[JamesReadPresents]

i laughed so i hard i almost started to cry

[Mrjarrett1]

You think this is scary, read cupcakes.....

[sluggsnipa0]

@Mrjarrett1

BRONY! YEAH! But Cupcakes is Dr.Suess compared to the Slendermane story.

[Mrjarrett1]

@sluggsnipa0 Psh, My ass it is, Have you read the second one?

[shadow271992]

@Mrjarrett1 already did *brohoof*

[Mrjarrett1]

@shadow271992 Win! :D

[1UL1U]

WAHT THE FREAK IS UP WHYTH THYS 2 .

[Hendertaker]

I think the original makes me poop my pants moar...

[Kingelmobap]

Close your eyes, Alien Sex?

[hT0owleyBo0gerH]

@Kingelmobap So funny, I tried it.

[MyHeavensHellBand]

Slipknot Video?



[videocritic2463]

Halo Reach, coming to the fifth floor of hell december 2010.

[ulfaton]

I think Satan just entered my home.

[Polaf3456]

I need to stop watching youtube...

[SequenceBeforeRival]

how was this at all scary

[MHDpower]

this made me laugh :P

[boktor666]

why does this sound as hollow ichigo?

[iiTzBenJi]

I lol'd

[ayraxx]

wtf is this?

[IwillloveGwenforever]

did I just see those kids snort shit?

[ShadowofBlackDeath]

Is this alien?

[brotherab1]

LOL

[geassguy2]

this didnt scare as much as it made me laugh

[cactusdanVIDEOS]

if you watched this whilst high you would probobly have a heart attack.

[ibeonmine]

@cactusdanVIDEOS well i just lol'd, if you were interested.

[DeaDLettuce]

damn it almost sounds like nothing but lazer beams lol

[andronickvll]

how do you make the voices to sound so evil.

[thestyxx]

Love the music

[psychoguy40]

It sounds like Transformers.

[coolman458899]

ok this shoud not be scary....*5 seconds later* X_X

[charleylolz]

sound like someone smashing a piano



[pontus515]

I watched this after some shrooms. I tell you, I ran from the screen, unable to find the door out of the room and hid behind a pillow.

[NickyLangan]

Scary? Scary... Doesn't... Even... FUCKING DESCRIBE IT!!!!

[Peaserist]

demon zombie rape porn

[sebastian66677]

the video is so retarded

[theUT3pro]

Is it bad if i showed this to my 5 year old brother? x3

[DeadlyAlienInvader]

@theUT3pro

only if he's not one of those kids that go bat shit crazy when they see violence

[JOMAMMA1001]

it sounds and looks like a hardcore gay alien porno

[sandimush1999]

Welcome To HAALOO REEAACH!

[xPixelDudeX]

omg i lol'ed so hard

[PortalTripToMars]

and me who thought that video couldnt get any more fucked....

[dwdetty]

they sound like nazi zombies

[C66805M]

pause at 0:39 scary

[6112jimmy]

@C66805M or any other time in the video.

[supertroopermonkey]

Ermm... tripping major balls o.0

[deadwar2012]

I never wanna touch halo reach ever again T-T

[IllusionOfHatred]

This video has just devoured my heart and shitted out my soul...

[alwaysazeldafan]

The original is scarier.

[duckcluck123]

you should have made it in slow motion

[spidermarioarmy]

is it ok for me to piss my pants and hide under my bed because i'm about to right now

[Peaserist]

sounds like opimus prime and lucifer

[Gr8estLeacy]

I think this is like satan and chucky playing halo 0_0

[jacobbratz]

Why do i feel my soul leaving my body.

[theShadowkiller9876]

i am going to die in 7 days now

[InMiddletown]

When he's snorting the disk, it looks like he's snorting sh*t.

[InMiddletown]

Welcome to...HALO REACH!!!!

[mrDarkmage459]

WOAHHHH MAN WATCH THIS WHEN ON ACID!

[Gr8estLeacy]

0_0

wooooow...

even my dark emo friend here was scaried of this video....

[NOMinvolvement]

i gotta stop taking ecstasy

[xx0Kitten0xx]

IM SCARED . . . IM GONNA CRY . . . DX

[Venominous]

I find it very difficult to masturbate to this.

[mwanimefreak1122]

is it strange to get an erection from this?

[THEKIDWITHAKNIFE]

I thought the original was freaky but this shit just fuckin crosses the line! it's like.....warped er somthin

[PrideofAshbringer]

Oh. Umm. I guess i'll be having a nightmare tonight...

[TheGameMaster3370]

I now have to clean the barf off my keyboard

[ProtectorOfCake]

Thanks to this video, I now have aids.

[Roadkilll593]

Sir, it is safe to say that YOU JUST BLEW MY FREAKING MIND!!!!!

[Nenjamonky117]

O.J. Simpson? Maybe? I'm so highfused!!! FAGAWAGAPOO!!!

[fishheadcactus]

awesome reach nigga edition.

[TheAUToren]

Im on drugs?

[shade179]

Sounds like gay alien sex

[mikau2123]

whaaat theee fuuuuuck???

[TehProdigy5]

OHH FUCK GOD DAMMIT IM SO FUCKING HIGGGHHH!!!!!

[SeanKnoxOFFICIAL]

What...TeH...FUCK?!

[pivotpapapizza]

WF

[Paymer007]

sounds like freakin nazi zombies lol

[Koyle2000]

ido have aids

[Eddshere17]

I've seen worse.

[MultiVietMinh]

 SATANIC BONERZ!

[Sam22112]

what.....the.....fuck.

[Zolijoker9]

no problem, I wasn't planning to sleep tonight...

[GameFreak64101]

this actually scared me a bit

[TheDekalibrierer]

How to achieve this sound effect?

[Darkside2205]

The original was better, and hilarious

[Yoshi149Alt]

@Darkside2205 Yes but this one sounds like a gay orgy between cole and marcus

[gabepaq]

0:32 boner?

[ThoGunArm]

That'll be you in 3 weeks :3

[ImBackinUpBackinUp]

Black ops is way better than halo xD