Funny Drunk Doesn't Know What He's Talking About

[joba408]

What's the officer problem?

[jwm239]

"M N O D E" rearranged spells DEMON.

[t70type42]

"CIA" Critically Intoxicated Alcholic

[QuinnOfBritain]

What did he do wrong?

[steryle1]

I can do this *does wierd random hand movement* LOLOL

[rhemanoodles]

I swear to drunk im not God.

[DivinityOfDoom]

Mr Green from Reservoir Dogs? idk lol.

[kyliabrin]

Lmao ask Mr. Green he knows all about it... Who the hell is Mr Green????

[xKillerClownx]

I like how in the closed captioning "claims" that drunk guy said -"M, N, O, "E"-, then shortly after that it types that the cop says "Try and put your hands on the truck for me" but the cop REALLY said, and quite clearly so, "Turn around and put your hands on the truck for me."

I guess it could be worse, it could be YouTube closed captioning, which can't seem to understand clear English period.

[pokemon8835]

the new show the Dumb Drunk CIA

[soccerbrohawk005]

well i can do this

[dre187]

"Is that all you do".......lol

[Preemachine]

ahahaha what a fucking idiot

[matdoherty1]

if i was CIA i would just bitch slap those cops and get back in my car

[2krys5]

LMAO!

[themeatful]

if he's with CIA wouldn't he have special plates on his truck? he could have said CIA. I don't have to answer to you. check my plates, im CIA.

then he gets arrested

[Sapphires1985]

Do you have any i.d on you? well hell no..lol awesome....

[ccorley78]

Its Mr. Furley

[Mamsaturatdevoi]

"...where he was more than able to handle himself." His moves crack me up :P

[1westonn1]

I CAN DO THIS!!!!!!

[400exstunter]

I can do this ahahahahahaha

[TheKitty6919]

lmfao what the hell was he doin at the end when he tol him to put his feet together

[Dirtbiker1537]

@TheKitty6919 i think he was doing a motion to snap someones neck lol

[CArockstar1]

Bitch I'm from the CIA!! lol

[scorpietta]

No, but I know my CIAs.

[5T3V1L]

hell yeah houston

[DopeyLA]

Lmfao watch out he's from the CIA!!!XD

[Beanzzz1982]

BAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHA

[THuGLiife23]

lmao?

[gtfomybrbk]

lmao! M....N....O....D,E

[MisterGamerDude]

Can you say your abc's? Sure. C...X...Y somethin like that? WTH

[bullyarethebest]

yeah ask mr green ja ja ja ja

[Wooboo]

This is a hysterical vid. Only a drunk or an idiot would think that is a viable excuse, and this guy is both. I don't know why he just did not claim everything was classified information, but trying to explain a drunk's logic is, well...

By the way, there was a DUI stop video from the same show, the one where the guy claimed to be a 95-year old guy named Tyrone? That on YouTube anywhere?

[biklom]

Thats one bad sob right there!

[outdoorsmike]

this is what our taxes pay for. tai chi cops.

[AJsfree2toke]

hahahahaha!!

[madl00tz]

:28

[Trashfished]

he da man!

[freak701Juniper53590]

This is one of my favorite videos too!

[khmer209racer]

i wouldnt get too close to him, he knows kung fu hahaha

[jimlbw71]

LOL. poor guy. At least he made it off the road without hurting himself or someone else. HAHA He knows Tai Chi too!