Rescue 911 - Episode 310 - "911 Rusty Burglar"

[davinp]

There is a recent news story where a man put thief as his occupation when booked into jail

[happy7117]

July 11th! That's my birthday. If I was born in 1978, I would be 13 when this situation occured.

[happy7117]

Little trivia for those who didn't know or who are curious:

That burglar -or the re-enactor playing him is Brian Christenson.

[pogo506]

Dispatcher: k why you call me

birglar: cause i'm stuck

lol what a ass to rat himself

[JamieJWSmith]

he got owned - by himself, and the ending music was hilarious! Possibly the funniest segment yet!

[WafflesArePhat]

lol He Got Pwn`D

[mwcarolina]

hahaha, love this guy, call 911 cause he needs help because he is trapped.

[DorvellTStewart]

I love the music at the end of this segment! Not your ideal ending music to a Rescue 911 Segment LOL! I laughed like crazy during the last few notes of it!

[DorvellTStewart]

If I were either the 911 dispatcher, or one of those officers on the scene, it'd be all I could do to refrain from laughing at this guy!

[DorvellTStewart]

I bet this was the final segment of this episode.

[gregorkrause]

#103 is a brother to this segment #130 and the #'s are similar.

[MindNumbingInc]

I know, its kinda funny how they don't think before they do a crime and end up becoming sort like a victim.

[motown505]

how funny. what an ideal criminal to work with. i love the funny music at the end

[motown505]

What a stupid criminal. he should be on one of those shows for the stupidest criminals on earth. he calls 911 because he is stuck in a building that he robbed and then gives a description of himself and admits to the crime. STUPID

[jem2envi]

WTF. I hoped he changed jobs. ROFL.

[killman369547]

ROFL

[1x0c0tEx01]

love dis videos!:D

[drew1soccer]

This is what robbers would be like in a perfect world

[tiredmeadow]

"I do nothing i'm the robber."

LMAO.

[allgood2000]

I taped some of them back when the show still came on TV, and some of them are episodes that other people taped and sent to me.

[sparky1442]

lol he's screwed now

[EternalSilverFlame]

This was great. I liked the funny music. LOL.

[IloveTyPennington]

atleast he wasnt an asshole.

[SonnyMV85]

Doesn't the robber at 1:44 look like some scary crank addict or something

[yakir27127]

This is ridiculous. Women should not be on the force asking criminals stupid questions. Where is the policeMAN who can kick down the door and take care of business promptly?

[allgood2000]

The policeman who can kick the door down is nowhere because it would be pretty hard to kick down a deadbolted metal door that opens outward.

[yakir27127]

Oh, how convenient.

[bringyabeer]

haha

[SonnyMV85]

Hey if you needed the police and a couple female cops show up you would not be complaining i mean don't you like women are you some kind of sexest fag or something you prideful pompus ass

[Spiderweb127]

Is there a reason you're a sexist pig? What, did you get laughed at when you tried to loose your virginity or something?

[PizzaRat]

It's called an un-necessary destruction of property that could be avoided? If it can't be, it's broken you jackass.

[Mariamousie]

"Do you work there? What do you do?"

"I do nothing, I'm the robber!" LOL

[CFgirl]

LOL

[Unslovedaudio]

go to tvshowsondvd,com and vote on rescue 911 to come out on dvd,rescue 911 has 435 votes

[NDW85]

There is one segment from this episode that I would like to see again where a Russian boy gets burned.

[chrisz71]

That's a great episode!! I thought the Russian Doctors looked like chefs, with the hats and all.

[Virgil077]

hahahah ive saw this segment once when i was a kid one thing i realy rememberedwas the music XD

[vincentjnocera]

The music is the part I best remembered about this segment. Yes, this one was a riot.

[SgtGForan]

OMG LOL THE MUSIC

[chase251]

Lol makes me wonder what he's doing now

[allgood2000]

Maybe he's breaking in through the basement nowadays.

[n1hawk]

yeah the Chimmney one is good, hope u can find that one!

[allgood2000]

I need that entire episode (512). It has a girl who calls the wrong number and reaches a man having a heart attack, a hay bail falling on a farmer, a Christmas tree causing a house fire, and of course the chimney burglar story.

[wrestlegameshow]

Funny

[sofafrank]

also watch Rescue 911 - Episode 103 -lol

[snakes3425]

The one with the burgler getting stuck in the chimmney was even funnier and more embarassing for the thief

[allgood2000]

That's one of the few episodes I don't have. I saw it once, though. I thought it was hilarious that the residents of the house took pictures of the burglar hanging upside down in the fireplace and made Christmas cards that said, "Just drop in anytime!"

[RuneKid1]

reminds me of The Worst Theif Ever (search 4 that on youtube)

[KinakoIshiyama]

*laughs* The music at the end of this segment is not helping. XD

[msvisio]

Thieves too are humans so why cant they use 911! LOL

[thecybercat]

Thanks so much for sharing!

[KinakoIshiyama]

*laughs* Only in California... XD

[usaka22]

XD ~falls off chair laughing~ There is no way in hell nothign as funny as this could ever show.