Stephen Fry swearing

[FreeAgentXIII]

Was Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black on the receiving end of that?

[BigotesMcbuff]

That should have been "Santa"... "Santa's Rectum", as in the rectum of a jolly fat man who comes to us during the night of Christmas to leave us presents, or if we are either bad, or cold, lumps of coal. Do people still use lumps of coal? I know I stop using my heartburn preventative, slow-release alkaline medicine when I need warmth, or digestive discomfort. Or a cat. Cats are good for indigestion.

[JulkaWilCZuR]

What did I just watch?! O.o lol

[tgfcoder]

You low, corrosive lump of fecal horror!

You maniac, bastardly turd.

I would rather drink stale urine from Normal Fowler's arse-pit than remain one moment more in your defiling company.

You're filth! You're cack. You're the ooze of a burst boil.

I abominate you, you towering mound of corrupted slime.

Your ever utterance is like the slithering hiss of a fat maggot in the putrid guts of a decomposing rat.

Your face is fouler than the unwiped inner ring of Satan's rectum.

[snakazzz]

May somebody write some lyrics for us, please? :)Thank you.

[HerrJamie]

That was what I like to call "Art" :3

[busterkeatonsbriefs]

Like music to my ears

[guildfordboss]

I would love to say this to Michael Gove MP.

[slytown]

Good day sir. I said GOOD DAY.

[DanRaccoon]

what is a maniac bastardly turd?

[FatJouster]

@DanRaccoon In my modest opinion, one of the greatest combinations of three English words ever arranged.

[DanRaccoon]

@FatJouster possibly :)

[Razer9672]

I'm oddly turned on by this...

[clasesylecturas]

Lyrics please!!!

[PianoWizzy]

This is actually the perfect length for a ringtone... interesting. XD

[cambodia95]

@redhyn0 hahahah IMPOSSABLE... You're a really good speller!

[mpghghost]

@redrhyn0 i cannot be bothered arguing with a twelve year old over the internet

[mpghghost]

@redrhyn0 Yes indeed i am american, too bad im not fat

[redrhyn0]

@mpghghost I somehow find that impossable, I also find it absolutely hilarious that you didn't say that you were articulate.....oh the irony....

[kufre355]

Why do I like this so much? XD

[SHHappens]

Why is he on Finnish TV?

[mpghghost]

the Brittish part ruined it for me

[redrhyn0]

@mpghghost The fat, un-articulate, american part ruined it for me....

OH WAIT! you're not in it.

[MissCaraMint]

Slow clap

[PS3GamerN3rd]

and they this guy Narrate LBP?

[6buster]

@PS3GamerN3rd You've not heard of stephen fry have you? He's awesome!

[zoyataylor]

ahah and the face is so funny here :D

[111111hakar]

yeh hees definatley been to the blarney stone

[TheWildheartmuse]

Yes Daddy......you called?

[charlesismymiddlenam]

is he reading a typical youtube comment?

[ladders1]

@charlesismymiddlenam There's no way the typical youtube comment is anywhere near that eloquent.

[charlesismymiddlenam]

@ladders1 agreed. and he didn't mention iraq or afghanistan.

[Lexclamation]

And yet, that's such a happy tie.

[rings4ever]

Would some body please write this for me? I want to make a T-shirt with that!

[mihaimoldo]

Lyrics anyone?

[LaurelVentura]

Answerphone message?

[c0rr0s10n]

followed by please leave your name and number after the beep.

[mikaaether]

six people have heard this all before

[mikaaether]

six people have heard this all before

[SDMFbroly]

hes like a more intelligent version of john cleese

[aNdYmAtTeR]

Hint: Not the right moment to ask mr Fry to borrow £100 ...

[meeeeeeeeetube]

thumbs up if you didnt know this was a passage from harry potter.

[miumiulovr]

@meeeeeeeeetube OMG!!! It totally sounded like Potterian prose; is it Snape who says this?

[mushroomzagain]

wow.....ill just go drink heavily and hang myself soon after

[wovenv2]

I love towering mounds of corrupted slime.

[Lazyplaye]

Only Stephen Fry can make swearing poetic

[bebop7c2]

Margret thacher, why is he swearing at you?

[Caladors]

Does anyone know what the skit is about or who he is talking to or about?

[thedarklordhorcrux]

@Caladors It's just a skit on it's own.

[damarh]

such beautiful utterance of random words.

[fuckamericanidiot]

@damarh random words? huh.....silly me, i assumed the words were selectively chosen

[23Glee]

He's talking about me.

:,(

[thesteve120]

so Stephen....that's a no to the autograph yeah?......

[DarkestHeart266]

I'm sure at some point in my life I'll get fired from something for doing something stupid, and when i do... *smiles fiendishly*

[whowantsabighug]

Hmm... not a single swearword. I don't think even Dumbledore's elder swear could beat this though.

[richie616799]

@whowantsabighug Not unless you count "bastardly" and "arse-pit" :):)

[jakamneziak]

was he talking to piers morgan then, or the author of the da vinci code?

[richie616799]

Shame the very end of that sketch was Emma Thompsons mum in front of him, dressed elderly and she just says "have a cream slice", he picks one up, takes a bite, throws it back on the plate and says "Thanks" in such a hateful way .

[stripmylove]

'your face is filthier then the inner ring of satan's rectum'

I fell of my chair there!

[ruelSbaker]

soo ummmmmmmm.....he's pissed off at some1 =P

[innit27]

was he referring to debbie mcgee?

[richie616799]

@innit27 oh man thats low

[meklomaniac]

n ur nose is bent

[lulabell0]

i'm frigging using that

[RPGaddictC]

Thatchers ringtone

[richie616799]

@RPGaddictC I like what Fry said on QI about Thatchers' grave, a dance floor or a urinal for all decent people :):)

[RPGaddictC]

@richie616799 lol

[kavtoM]

maniac basterdly turd JUST EPIC

[ryananderson280195]

nice face at the end

[richie616799]

@ryananderson280195 wasnt the end of the sketch, the full one has Filida (Phillida) Law emma thompsons mum in it, its onlt an extra 5 seconds but it makes the whole thing make sense, he was talking to a mother figure :):)

[SatoTM2]

lol xD internet says "fu2"

[napataatta]

Satan's rectum... that's a new one!

[ostime14]

oh yeah...well fuck you too

[MeonProductions]

Rwar, use me, abuse me, swear at me~

*cough* Sorry xD It's strange how attractive a man who knows how to use words can be haha.

I need this as my ringtone. I study English (as a German) and I wish this would start in the middle of an English Literature lecture... or even better: Linguistics.

[hfspc]

Stephen has such a way with words....LMAO

[Lyricalias]

Now this is the guy I want narrating LittleBigPlanet 2.

:3

[BryceOfByrden]

Can anyone say...ringtone?

[JVbin]

I think he was cast in the wrong part in V For Vendetta. He should have been the Military Propaganda Guy Lewis Prothero. X''D

[JVbin]

Now THIS is a man I want on my side in an argument. =)

[lisambofoh]

I'm going to memorize this for future use...

[KingOrcus]

Bloody hell. Don't make the man angry.

[malpa3]

the last bit made me lmao

[mpawlak10]

Who has learned this JUST for the purpouse of telling that to the people you hate ? =P

[Infidelerious]

Ahh, sorry wrong number.

[NeonTiger94]

looks like alan said "blue whale" again

[LGD3]

Gordon Ramsay ought to take lessons from Mr. Fry methinks.

[chaserswaron8beksta8]

Oh, it's missing the best part at the end! With the old lady :-(

[357Snowball]

Steven fry makes me proud to be English.

Cack can mean various things, but the general idea is rubbish, shit.

[JVbin]

@357Snowball Here's a fun fact: "Cac" is actually "shit" in the Irish language. So you're right. :-) And if Ireland was still under British rule, he'd also make me proud to be English. :-)

[LiamDaLemon]

is this real? or a joke? i really cant tell - some bits make me think one, others another... someone tell me :(

[yutzwagon2]

DAMN. That is the best comeback ever.

[sheogorath19]

sooo brilliant

[supermanlypunch]

Damn who pissed him off?

Although how is it that even when he's saying this sort of thing, Stephen Fry's voice is still somewhat relaxing?

[AntiJonasZone]

What show is this off?

[corensje]

:-) I soooooooo want this as my ring tone... or: secretly make it someone else's ring tone *evil laugh*

[rdgloveshouse]

hehe I haven't watched ABOFAL in such a long time...luv him!!x

[TornLoveNotes]

I want this as my ringtone, imagine that going off on a quiet train...

*teehee*

[JoeTedz]

that... was beautiful :)

I mean, those brits know how to make a man feel like shit without saying "Shit!"

[TylerWRei]

That wasn't swearing.  It was better.

[sillygerman]

thank you! I think my english isn't good enough to understand all that just by listening... well you really know a language once you can swear in it

[ZogtheStout]

@Fijialisticplayaman Yes... We heard the video <_<

[Fijialisticplayaman]

@ZogtheStout ooooow... get you, you maniacally basterdly lump of corrosive slime... (¤_¤)

[Robogabriel]

@Fijialisticplayaman I wish to someday get mad enough at someone that I can recite this whole thing to their face (lord knows I've missed many opportunities).

[Fijialisticplayaman]

Here you go: (I did try, but I'm not English so hope no mistakes PS am I the only one that thinks he looks a little like Al Gore in this one? =P )

[HughHouselover]

this is fun! were is it from? and you're wearing a very.... special tie! =) =D xx<3

[CirceAlbatou]

we so need a transcript of this!

[attractanything]

Dark poetry that would do Bill Hicks proud. Fry = Satirical Genius.

[Cody111079]

@attractanything And George Carlin as well ;)

[JosephSchejtman]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard!

I adore Stephen Fry!

[firmus90]

Great! Where's this from?