Pong Consoles - Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

[dragnet53]

JFC does your wife complain about all those consoles and old stuff? I know my own mother would be telling my ass to get rid of all that.

[kklgnmgkg]

James you should be a hand model

[symbiote1982a]

a square ball? a ball is a shape dumbass.

[itsthatoneguyright]

@symbiote1982a A ball isn't a shape. A sphere is a shape dumbass

[Vintodrimmer]

I want to play asshole pong :D.

[bbrake]

This was great. I don't know why, but I get some kind of perverse pleasure when I see that some of the retro gaming stuff you have just doesn't work. I think I'm just jealous of your collection.

[JeppeGutt]

WE ALL NOW HOW MUCH ASS THAT THING SUCKS

[mwsemones]

06:23 "What is this?! Asshole Pong??!!"

[kevengohan11]

i want to play asshole pong

[flameboy823]

2 ye

[2doctoma]

NO NERD! DONT BE FOOLED BY THE XBOX! IT'S TRICKING YOU!

[SuperDarkNecromancer]

@2doctoma Noo...HE WILL BE OURS!!! MWAHAHAHAHA-actually I prefer PS3. Better exclusive titles and games altogether, I guess. The only downside is later DLC than 360 players....

[rockermac5]

@2doctoma mass effect is WAY better with kinect. true story

[mortalcombat312]

@rockermac5 yea but its tiresome and wen talking its just..akward

[SuperrFurkan]

@2doctoma HAVE PS3 INSTEAD

[NoahTheNintendoNerd]

This video was originally uploaded 2 years ago today! 

[mariobrothers99]

@NoahTheNintendoNerd You're a while ahead in time.

[NoahTheNintendoNerd]

@mariobrothers99 actually no, it said at the beginning of the video it originally aired on March 6 2010. @0:04

[dargis49]

@NoahTheNintendoNerd was it July 2 days ago?

[winlover37]

@zhazha23 It's sad. I loved homestarrunner since a kid. I never hear about it anymore. Strong Bad also hasn't had a new sbemail for months.

[notfunny333]

" Look at me i got all this shit!"

[ninjafox900]

stop replying to my idiotic comment because its spamming my email

[AxisofRock]

@ninjafox900 I haven't seen your comment, but have an e-mail. trolololol

[notfunny333]

@ninjafox900 EMAIL!

[TeamEnvoyofChaos]

Nice Zelda 2 Music. That's elite.

[SuperLeft4deadman]

Am i the only one that notices that damn unsolved rubiks cube! i so just want to sold it

[bouchandre]

lol asshole pong!

[thesyncsta12]

its always funny to watch the nerd go up against modern game consoles, this character truly believes hes in the past and cant catch up, which makes for some,,,hilarious situations. its kind of, reversed for us, alot of this generation doesn't know about past games, that's what makes the nerd great. wow, did i really just do a short summery on the angry video game nerd? well, whatever, really looking forward to the movie James, cant wait!

[THEONLYBIODUDE]

@thesyncsta12 the only reason i respect older games now is because i realised that cod sucked and there was way better games out there

[flare0080]

Someone tell HomestarRunner20X6 that HomeStar Runner is a talking penis in a hat.

[zhazha23]

@flare0080 There's no need to make fun of a dying franchise.

But, I agree, HomestarRunner20X6 is a douche.

[mk9kickass]

hey james you should realy make new videos on games its 2012 ive only seen fx studios and some other stuff

[randomweirdo25]

@mk9kickass hes making a movie, he dont got time

[Mrnaturefriend]

is this your first time playing the xbox 360

[haters123]

@Mrnaturefriend It obviously isn't. I say fuck that kid machine.

[Mrnaturefriend]

is this your first time playing the xbox 360

[duckyjr1337]

Pong is better than any console

[HomestarRunner20X6]

Someone please tell James it's pronounced Co-Ax-EE-Uhl, not Co-Ax-Uhl.

[zhazha23]

@HomestarRunner20X6 Tomato, Tomahto.

[shirosaki97]

asshole pong

now i want to play that

[ravenelit]

what is't for music he has in the background

[TheSNesfanboy]

You should Review modern games too.

There is a lot of shit waiting for you.



[HaxAras]

Where The Fuck Did He Get All Those. They Made A Mountain When He Piled Them Up On His Left Side.

[aTF2player]

@HaxAras The one that looks like a remote is from Radio Shack. the rest you can get on Ebay for about 90 bucks

[HaxAras]

@aTF2player Not What I Meant But Thanks. Notice How He Pulls Them Out From The Side, But WHen he Sets Them To his Left They Become A Mountain.

[SoStupidInLove]

everyone spamming @ninjafox900 because he doesnt like ads,

CHILL YO SHIT.

[Anime16Artist]

@SoStupidInLove It's more that he got so pissy and called it out like that..

[indyfreak101]

well at least they should have appropriate ads

[lawlessheromonkeys]

or firefox and adblock, or safari and adblock, or ie and adblock .... etc

[diejasondie]

and fuck you i get all of it you get a controller i get the cotroles so fucf you ass hole

[diejasondie]

wow thats a lot just what the fuck was they retarded when those peaple made the game just like in this episode go fuck its self

[ultimateGAMEBOY123]

@Terminus92 how much time did you take to right that comment??

[jsercole]

i like the part where he talks about video games.

[Kurostyle21]

If the ball were faster in Asshole Pong it could be an old school version of Demon Souls at least in terms of difficulty

[Terminus92]

ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE

[AshKatchem1]

@Terminus92 and don't forget the other one.

[puffpuffdustbunny]

AND ANOTHER BITES THE DUST

[TheLuigiMario113]

@Terminus92 And another one! :D

[anonomous1324]

-Cont.

1. Cut off the cord that leads to the "box," "weird a** plug," or so forth, leaving as much length between cut and console as possible.

2. Strip the covering off the cable, exposing the two wires.

3. Repeat steps 1+2 with an old AV cable.

4. Wire the two cables together

5. Plug the AV cable into your TV and test (swap the wire-wire connections if it doesn't work).

6. Secure with Shrink Tubing

[anonomous1324]

5:23

It's not that hard to figure out, My guess is that it uses the same system of pulses as the V in AV cables, but encodes it into the returning current.

[MayerEO]

Thing is, I don't really compare graphics from modern consoles, to older 8-bit consoles. I feel like they're simply different games, and the 8-bit graphics aren't really a "downgrade" from today's graphics, rather just a different type of gaming. It's what makes older games timeless.

[Xx51LLYR4BB1TxX]

I love the ending lol it should of been a bit longer though :D

[SuperPlurobloxyoutub]

@11:01

Nice Revolver for a Gaming Console thats like pong.. but bad game for a light gun.

[GlitcherDitcher]

my reaction at 0:11 was the same reaction as me

[cutelilldeadgirl]

AVGN's expresions at the beging were priceless

[er10b]

Found a TV-Game 6 in my local retro shop, gotta figure out a way to run it on a large LCD TV if I buy it...

[lbatross99]

i hate xbox playstation is better

[Teemuzz41]

@lbatross99 why do you hate xbox?

[lbatross99]

@Teemuzz41 i just hate it and i prefer playstation 3

[TheReddevil0121]

@lbatross99 sony troll alert!

[lbatross99]

@TheReddevil0121 excuse me i like playstation so much

[HarbingerOfBattle]

Thumbs Up if you hate people who ask for Thumbs Up.

[trancelistic]

Wow, never know there was so many concoles.

Awsome video m8

[MrDrBartGuy]

"Pull this off, give it to your friend, say, 'FUCK YOU this is all you get, look at me I got all this shit IM IN CONTROL MOTHERFUCKER!'"

[GroddGuerrilla]

05:43 IT'S A FUCKIN ROBOT DICK

[JeXsXsXe]

I love the designs of these retro consoles, though.  Classic.

[JeXsXsXe]

@JeXsXsXe

Woah! I had that console as a kid at 9:53. We bought it from a neighbor friend at a yard sale. The thing is, I don't think we were turning it off and it fried the system. Why it was turning off, I have no idea.

[God324]

@JeXsXsXe lol so much wood

[SuperNintendoJulian]

And another one!

[donuter454]

I like how he has a rubiks cube in the background because all these consoles are from the late 70's.

[highonbudz00]

Great reviews, very enlightening, I never heard of or seen alot of these systems before.

[fedtemis]

I happen to have come in the possesion of that TVG 101-4 at 02:09, too bad that I can't get it to work on my modern HDTV, not even through a VCR... Damn

[thekid20x6]

i eventually plan on trying to find a pong console is decent shape, i just want one that sorta works and doesn't require me to use a tv thats really old (i do own an old tv but its from the early 90s so i can use some older consoles, but most pong consoles won't work on it obviously)

[Themaniacnextdoor]

Pong is still awesome. I really wish i coudl find one for under $50 out here but no, there apparently worth a bloody fortune even when they don't work right.

[MegaGokuGohanGoten]

I'm 17 and own a Pong console... Wtf.

[DankTendencies]

Ads? What ads? I guess some folks still don't know about adblock.

[75edainsworth]

i just want to make a point that the unisonc tournament also featured a gun and gun game i know this cause i have one

[GrandTheftKyle]

I have a RCA Studio 2 I got it at a yard sale with 4 games with box and manual and Atari 2600 with 3 games box and manual for $2

[MrZilla999]

@ninjafox900 Would you rather pay for Youtube? Dumbass.

[ninjafox900]

@MrZilla999 Thats not what i meant i meant making yt not like it was in 2006

[ninjafox900]

@ninjafox900 /2005

[RobinOlsen2011]

@ninjafox900 Look at this dumbass, he wants to pay YouTube.

[IshsRandomStoof]

@ninjafox900 Keep telling yourself that. What Youtube would you rather see. This one with advertisements that at max last up to 30 seconds (Most ones that are longer are skippable), or having to pay to see videos? If we didn't have these advertisements, we would have to either pay for the video, or the video wouldn't exist in the first place!

[TheFinallBoss]

@ninjafox900 Adblock Plus :P

[TheShoeOfMattie]

@ninjafox900

That's a pretty damn idiotic claim to try and make

[nickoking]

@ninjafox900 adblock plus

[robengland1998]

@ninjafox900 remember, if there weren't ads, then we would have to pay for Youtube.

[LemonCrushMusic]

@ninjafox900 You're right. Would have been far better for them to go out of business and not exist.

[K0sm1cKid]

@ninjafox900 quit ur bitchin. I like the fact that I dnt watch tv and still stay up t date on the ads on tv

[PeanutKai]

@ninjafox900 Without ads all the youtube partners wouldn't get paid.

[4Phenix]

@PeanutKai Then Why Are There Adblockers To Stop Youtube Ads? X3

[PeanutKai]

@4Phenix Because a lot of people such as myself are not stupid enough to watch ads because they are boring.

[killyrm34300]

@ninjafox900 YES!!! i'm so sick and tired of seeing the 9/11 attack.i don't want to see the twin tower's explode,i want to see a pissed nerd rant about old games.

[Anime16Artist]

@killyrm34300 Ya do know without these ads you gotta pay to watch the videos, YouTube needs money and it's either from those ads or your wallet. Take your pick.

[Slaangor]

@ninjafox900 Wow, youtube having ads, so it stays FREE for idiots like you? Worst idea of the millennium, yeah. Let's forbid youtube to make money so we have to pay for it.

[SANDVlCH]

@Slaangor Let the idiots watch the ads. Use adblock plus for firefox and chrome.

[MrTriplexi]

@Slaangor but the adds allways show shit im never going to buy.

[jailbreakir]

@Slaangor AdBlock Pro

[TurningJappanesse]

@Slaangor I wish they would at least put it at the end of the video.

[DarkFreelancer666]

@ninjafox900 we get it people hate ads but they're not leaving so quit crying like a bitch.

[thomasmodelmaster]

@ninjafox900 They arn't ads they're "glitches"

[Reapex1]

@ninjafox900 ADBLOCK MOFO

[makk9415]

@ninjafox900 Just get Google Chrome and Adblock.

[canthaguild]

@ninjafox900 Get a Anti Virus suite that has an add blocker, problem solved.

[RandomAnimations27]

@ninjafox900 Watch ads or pay for YouTube, your choice.

[TBOGTplayer2000]

@ninjafox900 They should only have ads for video games or upcoming consoles.

[TehGameDude]

@ninjafox900

Download AdBlock Plus, it's completely free and you won't ever encounter a youtube ad.

[Disgaealikerasap]

@TehGameDude

I would do it....but it gives james money....so ill deal with it..

[FishSlapsaBaby]

@ninjafox900 Pay 10 bucks a month to watch youtube then. If you can't handle a 5-10 second ad, then start a petiton for youtube being a premium membership website.

[trfrace]

@ninjafox900 First of all, adblock exists. Second, ads get youtube money. Without money you would have to pay to see these videos. So choose your pick.

[iiVegasTV]

@ninjafox900 Well, you can pay for it if you want you dumb fucking kid.

[sakiLOVER]

@ninjafox900 that moment when you realize you should just download fucking adblock plus because its free and you wont get ads anymore on youtube, unless you're a jackass who uses internet explorer.

[notfunny333]

@sakiLOVER THANK YOU! I use google chrome and i have adblock. I have not seen an ad since.. Jesus. And if he uses internet explorer then he's just stupid.

[ninjafox900]

@sakiLOVER I already have adblockplus since the first reply to my comment said to get it so i did and i don't use internet explorer

[gotgunpowder]

11:33 haha f***er. welcome to the 21st century. YEAH!!!!

[ryan146100]

that one pong console looked like a missingno. pokemon b4 u detached it

[TommyAK13]

Honestly I'm shocked that any of those machines work at all.

[EmThreePea]

Xbox 360?

Mind = BLOWN

[chaochaoist]

me:lets go play pong.

friend: no i have an xbox360

me:whats so special about tha-whooooooooooooooooo

[GurahkWeavile]

Pong is THE original video game! Without that, we wouldn't have kickass games like we do today!

[takeshitapart]

dude. For the broken one just strip a bit of the wire on that side the wire and connect it to the screw thing on the tv. It'll work the same.

[OrangeBreaker]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder Hey fucknut think before u type!!!! Read the whole conversation! Your acting like a 2 year old who just got their YouTube account. I didnt bring up the conversation stupid ass! Thats what's wrong with YouTube today dumbasses like u always try to butt in to conversations but they end up making themselves look like retards

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

Nerd playing GTA IV? Fucking badass!

[Ashtonyss]

Oh boy. Modern console fanboy comments. I watch the nerd to get AWAY from it.

Both XBox and PS3 are the same, guys. Pick which exclusives you like, and buy that one.

Get a life, guys. Just play the games and have fun. That's what matters, right?

[OrangeBreaker]

Yall isn't there like a lot more pong systems than this? I think that theres in between 12-30 consoles. There's too many to name I can only name 3. I thought avgn didn't know that nintendo was in the market before the nes. I'm plan on buying some of these one day. I like older games more than today's games.

[OrangeBreaker]

@corygunn3 fail kid ur saying a console sucks yet it has better games (DON'T try to argue, it never works. Most ps3 and wii fanboys like halo and gears better than resistance and Metroid prime) than it's competitors let's not mention how the games on the ps3 are just ur average cod halo or gears of war rip off and are really boring to play (except for resistance's multiplayer it's pretty cool) Also xbox live gold is generally a better buy than playstation plus. Also The xbox also isn't as brigh

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

@OrangeBreaker You're an asshole, don't just walk in here and say "Oh, PS3 and Wii are retarded compared to xBox360" You have no proof of anything you said- No console will EVER be better then the others... Except for PC gaming... PC gaming rules...

[SaborTheChaos]

11:35That much and so much more nerd.

[LORDMORRISEXXX]

EL WETA EL WETA EL WETA EL WETA EL WETA EL WETA EL WETA

[Sweetchinmusic666]

The nerd has taught me so much about video game history, thanks James keep up the good work :)

[cheeto37]

so they made another one. and another one, and another one! and another one!! AND ANOTHER ONE!! AND ANOTHER ONE!!!!!! AND ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[5star555555555]

I own a Unisonic Tournament 1000 (the first one he reviewed). Even though it has manual scorers, it still has on-screen scores.

[MrMLD72MLD]

♥ .

[MrStrongashtosh]

your a dumbass in gaming if you don't know what spacewar is and was.

[mrjumcah]

fuckin ads!!!

[theinsanegamer03]

I would play GTA IV with you any day James

[jimmy99paradox]

like and fav just for the GRAND FINALLE that i loved

[jimmy99paradox]

@jimmy99paradox and because i love the 360

[nhchris]

Where the hell did you get all those WEIRD consoles ?

[RockmanYoshi]

@nhchris Lemme fix that for you "Where did you get THOSE consoles?"

[Machoman3227]

WHAT IS THIS? ASSHOLE PONG? Lol

[joemancool]

last comment i for got broke before avgn

[joemancool]

at the end i think we just avgn's brain GET THE AVGN DELIVERY COMPANY WE NEED A NEW ONE AGAIN

[pavo6503]

dude, I can fix that broken RF box for you. I'll even do it for free. Have you ever played the Atari Stunt Cycle console? Fucking awesome.

[Pokemonnerd90]

I like his video lol

[LEONthemercenarie]

lol when he played GTA IV

[TheResistancegamers]

thumbs up if you think avgn gets like a 1000 messages every hour

[MrJamie912]

i love the way u play xbox thank u 4 not playing ps3

[corygunn3]

@MrJamie912 Xbox sucks, nuff said.

[JumpingBalrog]

asshole pong? lmao

[cuddlykittehs]

WAIT WAIT! backround of the seance with modern games! Gamecube..? YES! Felllow GC nostagia fan :D.

Yeah, only awesome people have GCs. Hell, I have a few rare games :3

Now, who's up for Mario Cart or Timmy Turner or Brawl?

[gcastro44]

@cuddlykittehs GC is not a classic system. how old are you? 13?

[ErikaCn100]

11:44 is probably the same reaction you'd get if you did in fact take a person from the late 70s, early 80s and put them in front of an Xbox or PS3 and let them try a game.

[stlouisrocker100]

@ErikaCn100 That's entertainment for a whole day.

[Jimpiedepimpie]

@ErikaCn100 I think that that would be the dog with the science stuff that says ''I have no idea what I'm doing''...

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

@ErikaCn100 Take a person from the 40s or even the 1800s...or get someone from the 1400s and get him to play Assassin's Creed II.