Ca fait des années que je les regardes, je m'en lasse pas ! parceque, "tu vois john, même après toutes ces années, et bah j'men lasserais jamais, c'est la que j'me dit que..." BILL ET JOHN SONT LES MEILLEURS ! : D
Got it, its in the credits. Its by Muggsy Spanier & his Dixieland Band. The only thing is, I can't find that version anywhere, let me know if you do...
yo alors tu vuiens quand a une de nos repetes prouver que tu es super fort ? objectivement nous on attend que ca =) si tu es capable de faire mieu prouve le hein.
en tout cas merci poru ta réaction de mec "supérieur" c'est exactement ce que je voulais =) ca nosu fait un max de pub ce genre de faux conflit a deux balles ^^
I think I shot down a plane in this game with a flare. Is it possible? I was shooting flares and the plane behind me burst in to flames and we were only two left in the sky. I am sure no other bastard was near.
Do you know that you are the FIRST Italian person positing a positive comment on a French video without insults ? lol Nice to see some normal persons on youtube XD !
Is there a mod to replace the Igla or stinger with a soldier just standing with no weapon? I am trying to simulate static ground crew. Yes, i know that there is an animated ground crew, but i dont want that one.
thanks, but i installed the v1.0-v1.02 patch, and have lost the cockpit mouse ability. i uninstalled and reinstalled LOMAC, and deleted the ubisoft folder, but i still cant get my old options back. do you know how to at least restore the cockpit mouse settings?
no, cockpit mouse is when you move the mouse and the camera moves with it, it's very fast and much more controlable than the keyboard keys. it's in the options under Cockpit. but it doesn't matter anymore, my computer rejected lomac because it's a vista. i'll just have to wait until i get enough money to buy a new computer.
I see... Yeah for vista to work you have to patch to version 1.12b. And as for mousable cockpit, you could always get a trackir or something like that...?
It's a peripheral for your comp that uses infrared to track the movement of your head and converts it to camera control in games. You can find videos of it in action here on youtube, and details at naturalpoint (dot) com/trackir. Kinda expensive, but you can get something similar for fairly cheap if you're up to the task of modifying a webcam. Google freetrack for another similar setup, the software for it is free and you can get/build the hardware pretty cheap.
Well, all told on my setup I've spent about $25 on my setup. Software's free, got a cheap webcam, and a few LED's, resistors, etc. Glitch is that in order to get it to work you either need to know someone who knows/know yourself about basic electricity, soldering, etc. And it's actually pretty natural to use, once you adjust. You can scale the sensitivity so if you look a little bit to one side it'll look behind you, and so on, so you never have to look completely away from the screen.
Hey pauvre con, tout ce que tu trouve à dire "c'est trés mal traduit!" "Va te suicider" Non mais ta vraiment pas de respect pour les gars qui ont fait sa. C'est carrément débile comme vidéo, tu fait pitié.
nan mais "va te suicider" ca s'adresse à toi. C'est mal traduit, pourquoi mentir? je dis ce que je veus. Et si t'es pas content et bien ... Va te suicider! ...
Oula t allé chercher loin ... Mais achette toi une vie mec . Tu fais pitier . Mais je dis ce que je veus. Et c'est pas un ptit puceau de canadien qui va m'interdir de dire ce que je pense. Va te suicider mec.
Je parlerais pas trop à ta place, au nombre de vidéos que tu as regardé jusqu'ici, c'est toi qui devrait t'acheter un forfait vie avec cours d'anglais, tu as droit de dire ce que tu pense mais critique pas sur ce que tu ne comprend pas. Oui il y a quelque fautes mais la traduction est très bien. Je suis bilingue et j'ai très bien compris la vidéo.
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nhyfre 1 month ago
Les gars vous déchirez ! hâte pour la prochaine vidéo ! :D
Flo4400 2 months ago
Every time I hear Highway to Hell I think of this video.
Ytsewolf 3 months ago
Sir Sir, I can't see Factory Mk-82 LMFAO!!! Bill is the man!
FLANKERATOR 3 months ago in playlist FLANKERATOR's favorites
What did I just watch!?!? And when does it come to cinema???!
bodyboystance2 4 months ago
Holy Fucking Cow!
FsxBosi 4 months ago in playlist More videos from schmalzfaust
How do you say I've got it all over everything when you spill something in french?
Warrantofficer13 4 months ago
I'm impressed. Bravo!
Foomba 4 months ago
Bill is Epic !
Tunechi241 5 months ago
realy good, how do you make this kind of clips anyway?
MrRrolando 6 months ago
HIGHWAY TO HELL lmao
Warrantofficer13 6 months ago
BILL JE T'ADORE!!!! T LE MEILLEUR :DDD
FLANKERATOR 7 months ago
quel est le nom de musique a 03:53 s' il vous plait ?
dylandu59760 11 months ago
@dylandu59760 TNT - AC/DC
trechan 8 months ago
@trechan Merci
dylandu59760 8 months ago
"Ho PU-TAIN que c'est beau !"
C'est marrant je dis la même chose que bill quand je vois un avion de chasse passé au dessus de moi ;)
DamzFR 11 months ago
tout ça c'est pas fsx,c a10c nn?
nikonblaze 1 year ago
@nikonblaze c'est lock on
00ChrisM 10 months ago
@00ChrisM connait pas... mais le montage video est super!!
nikonblaze 10 months ago
j'adore c'est exelent!!
nikonblaze 1 year ago
C'est quoi la musique
jujumatthardy 1 year ago
Bring on episode 3
Looking forward to it hilarious
miltonocampsie 1 year ago
That was something else...loved it!
vfr802 1 year ago
Excellent cool video and like the story as well!
Absolutely cooool, like the first one! :)
Greetings: Tom
Thomex80 1 year ago
They need to do a third episode with DCS: A-10C. That'd be hilarious.
ronthecyborg 1 year ago
excellent!!! quel logiciel utiliser vous pour les communication radio ???
23022608 1 year ago
I'm watching these video fir year and year !
Ca fait des années que je les regardes, je m'en lasse pas ! parceque, "tu vois john, même après toutes ces années, et bah j'men lasserais jamais, c'est la que j'me dit que..." BILL ET JOHN SONT LES MEILLEURS ! : D
FlyingFighter 1 year ago
01:12 the way he screams make me think of ravin rabbids (cmt il crie on dirai les lapin crétins ^^')
Spartiate87 1 year ago
"oww chuii trop con Merdeuuhh " elle est magique cette phrase à la fin Lol ^^
Frenchkisssss 1 year ago
muhahahahaha :D great video! awesome work! )
Cougar2628 1 year ago
Pouahhh, quand le Maverick il tombe c'est trop marant!
JMR6916 1 year ago
What is it with Bill and "It's a long way to Tipperary"?
MaoiMeowi2 1 year ago
11:58 instructor gone crazy XDDD
KennyDaPILOT 1 year ago
The missile vision parts were pure genius.
AbortFlight 1 year ago
They need to do a 3rd one...
SpadesNeil 1 year ago
what is the name of the song at 01:17 ?
Qbixs17 1 year ago
@Qbixs17: its a long way to tipperary
Iffy350 1 year ago
What is the name of the song @ 01:16 Thx !!
Qbixs17 1 year ago
What is the name of the begin song @ 01:16 ??
Qbixs17 1 year ago
Thank you it is very funny.
007SeanBoy 1 year ago
c'est vraiment ce que vous faites . Vous êtes un société ? en tous ca ca j'aime beaucoup !
QuercyAventure 1 year ago
the song at the start is just as sweet as this video
slayermate07 1 year ago
GENIAL, au sens propre du terme, y'a du génie la dedans !
Alestreanto 1 year ago
whats music played in the backgrund betwen 05:20 and 05:55?
9800gtgs 1 year ago
@9800gtgs
the song is called "when johnny comes marching home"; Its played also in Die Hard 3 ;-)
Ares200A 1 year ago
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I saw this other Frech Machinima Lock on Video the other day, it had a very similar name and four parts to it.
I watched the first part, but I cannot remember what it was called and now I cannot find the rest, does anyone know what it is called?
It was something like "Bill et Ted".
ThaFunkster100 1 year ago
I saw this other Frech Machinima Lock on Video the other day, it had a very similar name and four parts to it.
I watched the first part, but I cannot remember what it was called and now I cannot find the rest, does anyone know what it is called?
It was something like "Bill et Ted".
ThaFunkster100 1 year ago
@ThaFunkster100
Bensky et Much
mikatasuke 1 year ago
I saw this other Frech Machinima Lock on Video the other day, it had a very similar name and four parts to it.
I watched the first part, but I cannot remember what it was called and now I cannot find the rest, does anyone know what it is called?
It was something like "Bill et Ted".
ThaFunkster100 1 year ago
Nr1. The best Lockon movie on Youtube for sure.
funkee05 1 year ago
Wow.
That was absolutely fluffing awesome.
I didnt know anyone could do anything like this with Lock On. I am blown away.....
ThaFunkster100 1 year ago
greate!
SeRgA123456789 1 year ago
This is so good that I'm not even gonna make a corny white flag joke here.
TrollChatroulette 1 year ago
"Avion de l´année 1976" lol trop marran
"Oooo putain! ma bière!" lol
ApockV 2 years ago
I loled so hard .. Thank you for this
SonbiTal 2 years ago 3
what is this song starting in 3:53 ??
TarikuKunn 2 years ago
ac/dc highway to hell
eagle12000 2 years ago
Just for asking that you don't deserve to know :D lol
Ethendel 1 year ago
@Ethendel I all ready knew
TarikuKunn 1 year ago
this can't be only Lock on !!!
TarikuKunn 2 years ago 2
That is awesome,thank you so much for this artwork.
toratoratorafly 2 years ago
Trop mortel quand il dit Tu menmerde
53Anakin 2 years ago
Hands up this guys are the real thing!
CHEERS m8s! hah
blast2003 2 years ago
Merci Bill & John;)
Chalkyvr123 2 years ago
Hello,
Great sense of humour chaps! Just love the French.. they do things with flair and panache!! Unlike the Yanks, and us Brits :(
Chalkyvr123 2 years ago
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I'll NEVER get over this video!!
pedrodea 2 years ago
c'est trop forttttttttttttttt!!!!!!
leftycobra 2 years ago
GREAT! Better than episode one!
mtcougar 2 years ago
First time i saw this was lololol like crazy lol, so funny and cool :D
GunZeeLad 2 years ago 2
Excellent!!!
MarcShepard 2 years ago 2
Bill reminds me of Caboose from Red vs Blue..... if anyone knows what i'm talkin about.
GedMpBasS 2 years ago
hehehe its very funny and fine!!
sincaffer 2 years ago 2
plane of the year and + 4 free MK 82's... :))
Good humar guys...carry on
eduruk 2 years ago 16
@eduruk Yeah that teleshoping was perfect =D But that missile is best! XD Insert coin...
lihkan 1 year ago
@eduruk plane of the Year.. 1976 Lol
Spartiate87 1 year ago
wrong switch lol^^
he's right this game has too much buttons!
alexnefi 2 years ago 10
@alexnefi yeah thats the reason why i never play it onger than a day=D
lihkan 1 year ago
@lihkan
lol my messages is 1 year old and its highest rating yeyz :D
alexnefi 1 year ago 4
@alexnefi And that's why.. it's not a game.. it's a simulator.
Pwnzistor 1 year ago
@Pwnzistor
true. Still too much buttons for my joystick xD
alexnefi 1 year ago
@alexnefi cause its no game, its a simulator :)
falcrum19 1 year ago
I'm craving for an episode 3.
MeGoSwearAtYou 2 years ago 3
Five stars, loved it!
MarcusTheJunkie 2 years ago 3
Fantastique! French humour, priceless!!!
sei750 2 years ago 2
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alexnefi 2 years ago
...le troisieme episode se fait quand meme bien attendre...depuis 2006...c'est tellement bon...on a du mal a s'en passer...
maverickaegis76 2 years ago
c'est "Highway To Hell" ACDC
bc7197 2 years ago
c'est quoi la musique qui commence a 3:53 jadore quand bill dit "tu est de bonne humeur se matin ...." c'est terrible
jordandaud 2 years ago
freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nuk3m3vil 2 years ago
Tain en fin de semaine c'est aussi bon qu'une bonne biere, continuez les gars!
LFDVstavros 2 years ago
I can too open a beer lol
SilentSniperTX3 2 years ago
lol MK-82 factory he ment dropping mk-82 bombs on a factory.
trechan 2 years ago
nice video funnnny
die rakete ist der hammer hau mich weg
yxcvbnm87 2 years ago
LOL the missile
bratonabike 2 years ago
super ^^
lourdlourdlourd 2 years ago
lol
TeeheeTv 2 years ago
It's true, you're right, a little more searching and it's still a mystery. ;)
aaron8862006 2 years ago
Got it, its in the credits. Its by Muggsy Spanier & his Dixieland Band. The only thing is, I can't find that version anywhere, let me know if you do...
thegstrings123 2 years ago
I FOUND IT. but it had no vocals. SUNNUVABITCH.
T11LMG 2 years ago
Ok. I have DEFINETALLY found it. it's called World War 1 Medley by the suntones. it's the first part.
T11LMG 2 years ago
Props!
aaron8862006 2 years ago
God I wish I knew whose rendition of "Long Way to Tipperary" that was!
aaron8862006 2 years ago
And, with a little digging, this is...
"Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit Bag And Smile, Smile, Smile" by The Robert Mandell Singers
aaron8862006 2 years ago
J'adore =)
titou60810 2 years ago
j arrive vraiment pas a tsaisir l humour? C est pour enfant de 0 a 7 c sa?? et pourtant dieux sais que j en pince pour flamming cliff!!!
flyingeagle357 2 years ago
when does the next one comes out?
mig3535 2 years ago
Comment ils s'appellent les avions du début sur l'aéroport ( avec les 2 gros réacteurs ) ??
Merci > Un commentaire sur mon compte SVP ( en réponce )=D
Css03 2 years ago
c'est des A-10 Thunderbolt
YellowCormorant 2 years ago
ahahahah
poor general XD
cipri91 2 years ago
yo alors tu vuiens quand a une de nos repetes prouver que tu es super fort ? objectivement nous on attend que ca =) si tu es capable de faire mieu prouve le hein.
en tout cas merci poru ta réaction de mec "supérieur" c'est exactement ce que je voulais =) ca nosu fait un max de pub ce genre de faux conflit a deux balles ^^
merci mec et a la prochaine
Dharneth 2 years ago
3:12 - 3:40 lol OMG! hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha makes me cry xD
osesdavid 2 years ago
I WANT ONE!!!! xD
triplepogi2009 2 years ago
6:22 buahahahah
olbi182 3 years ago
Lmao these are epic i hope there comes more!!
jpogfani 3 years ago
nice mate :D 5/5*
trixor700 3 years ago
FANTASIC!!
jeans1515 3 years ago
remarkable! truely remarkable
ibytedk 3 years ago
this is the greatest video ever,what software did you use to edit it????
mig3535 3 years ago
Trop drole! 5 étoiles!
AnonShawi 3 years ago
What is the name of that music at 5:40???? please if someone know, tell me :)
DrCharlie89 3 years ago
when johnny comes marching home
SSAWREAPER 3 years ago
OMG, Thanks m8!!!
DrCharlie89 3 years ago
no problem m8
SSAWREAPER 3 years ago
"J'ai deuux fustuls au cul !" ptdr XD
Xiloforce 3 years ago
Oua super j'adore a max c'est marrent
genesis335 3 years ago
viva la france very nice vid indeed
tastyryan 3 years ago
It's great but i unintentionally give a 2/5. SORRY.
BTW. French sounds great, much better than english.
adamlslda 3 years ago
EPIC
panzerfaust777 3 years ago
grand prix du meilleur court metrage ::: ENORME les gars.
Bonjour de la part de la 2ndFFS01
MarvinPetrucci 3 years ago
it funy!!!!!!
tangfan1987 3 years ago
trop marrant la bill tv^^
Darushiokan 3 years ago
I think I shot down a plane in this game with a flare. Is it possible? I was shooting flares and the plane behind me burst in to flames and we were only two left in the sky. I am sure no other bastard was near.
mjufpn 3 years ago
oui c'est possible si ton ailier vide ses reservoirs a ce moment... j'ai essayé !!! ;)
maverickaegis76 2 years ago
Thats awesome .. ROTFL!
Bye!
P.S.
Is there a mod to put on A10 Engines the Heat Blur effect ?? on mine i cant see it, oly on planes that have AB!!
Kid574 3 years ago
OMG ! You are a god man !
Do you know that you are the FIRST Italian person positing a positive comment on a French video without insults ? lol Nice to see some normal persons on youtube XD !
Xiloforce 3 years ago
Is there a mod to replace the Igla or stinger with a soldier just standing with no weapon? I am trying to simulate static ground crew. Yes, i know that there is an animated ground crew, but i dont want that one.
blackeagle989444 3 years ago
hehe nice video
fsbnorthrop 3 years ago
LMAO!!
Mario game in an AGM
brianngtran 3 years ago 3
AGM65 By Nintendo
AKA Anti-Ground MARIO
lol
triplepogi2009 2 years ago
GREAT :D
OpelGTC 3 years ago
Trop fort. Excellent 5/5
tiemji 3 years ago
WHAT GAME IS THIS.. ?
pudgeman007 3 years ago
lock on modern combat
kobak5 3 years ago
Can somebody tell me what a version of "It's a long way to Tipperary" is used? I want download it :)
HegeRoberto 3 years ago
lol i love when it goes into advertizeing for the A-10 warthogs :)
pieman11321 3 years ago 3
That bit had me in stitches. I need to get some more french comedy if it is of this calibre :D
lilbeefer 3 years ago 3
Hey what version of "It's a long way to Tipperary" is used in the opening?
Volkzjager 3 years ago
Les Canadiens n'ont pas d'esprit critique, c'est absolument désolant!
Frenchkisssss 3 years ago
OMFG OLALA ! lol
evilluxi 3 years ago
how did u make that with that agm65=????
Zoddom 3 years ago
where can i get this game in virginia in the USA?
blackeagle989444 3 years ago
ebay
wraith444 3 years ago
it's ok, i got it today at gamestop, took three days for shipping.
blackeagle989444 3 years ago
Aha! Congrats, and have fun!
wraith444 3 years ago
thanks, but i installed the v1.0-v1.02 patch, and have lost the cockpit mouse ability. i uninstalled and reinstalled LOMAC, and deleted the ubisoft folder, but i still cant get my old options back. do you know how to at least restore the cockpit mouse settings?
P.S. how do you play online?
blackeagle989444 3 years ago
Cockpit mouse? How do you mean? If you mean a clickable cockpit I didn't know lomac had one...
wraith444 3 years ago
no, cockpit mouse is when you move the mouse and the camera moves with it, it's very fast and much more controlable than the keyboard keys. it's in the options under Cockpit. but it doesn't matter anymore, my computer rejected lomac because it's a vista. i'll just have to wait until i get enough money to buy a new computer.
blackeagle989444 3 years ago
I see... Yeah for vista to work you have to patch to version 1.12b. And as for mousable cockpit, you could always get a trackir or something like that...?
wraith444 3 years ago
Whats a trackir?
blackeagle989444 3 years ago
It's a peripheral for your comp that uses infrared to track the movement of your head and converts it to camera control in games. You can find videos of it in action here on youtube, and details at naturalpoint (dot) com/trackir. Kinda expensive, but you can get something similar for fairly cheap if you're up to the task of modifying a webcam. Google freetrack for another similar setup, the software for it is free and you can get/build the hardware pretty cheap.
wraith444 3 years ago
well, i dont really have any money, but wont it be harder scince you have to look in a different direction to move the camera?
blackeagle989444 3 years ago
Well, all told on my setup I've spent about $25 on my setup. Software's free, got a cheap webcam, and a few LED's, resistors, etc. Glitch is that in order to get it to work you either need to know someone who knows/know yourself about basic electricity, soldering, etc. And it's actually pretty natural to use, once you adjust. You can scale the sensitivity so if you look a little bit to one side it'll look behind you, and so on, so you never have to look completely away from the screen.
wraith444 3 years ago
Where'd you get that statue at 1:17?
wraith444 3 years ago
thats so fukn awesone......
so cool .....
keep going
5/5 stars
TopGunAnthem 3 years ago
you yell and yell and yell and you ... youuuu YELL!! LMAO xD
ReDraG0nz 3 years ago
One last thing, Lieutenant...
Yes sir?
I love your tie.
Thank you sir.
LMAO.
9TKyuubi 3 years ago
Hey frenchkisssssssss, tu devrais t'en fouttre car tu parle francais et met plus de commentaires positifs comme:
C'est vrmnt cool, bonne job les amis
twinfred2 3 years ago
Lol
Frenchkisssss 3 years ago
GREAT STUFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serbian2SPIRIT 3 years ago
can i download the paint bill have on the a10???
Samsoefunky 3 years ago
C'est trés mal traduit !
Frenchkisssss 3 years ago
tu devrais commencer par apprendre a écrire "très" avant de critiquer les autres ;)
lPhoenixXl 3 years ago
va te suicider!
Frenchkisssss 3 years ago
Hey pauvre con, tout ce que tu trouve à dire "c'est trés mal traduit!" "Va te suicider" Non mais ta vraiment pas de respect pour les gars qui ont fait sa. C'est carrément débile comme vidéo, tu fait pitié.
lPhoenixXl 3 years ago
nan mais "va te suicider" ca s'adresse à toi. C'est mal traduit, pourquoi mentir? je dis ce que je veus. Et si t'es pas content et bien ... Va te suicider! ...
Frenchkisssss 3 years ago
Ton anglais est à chier "wath the loser that bill" alors comment peux-tu dire que c'est mal traduit si toi même tu sais pas traduire? ^^
lPhoenixXl 3 years ago
Oula t allé chercher loin ... Mais achette toi une vie mec . Tu fais pitier . Mais je dis ce que je veus. Et c'est pas un ptit puceau de canadien qui va m'interdir de dire ce que je pense. Va te suicider mec.
Frenchkisssss 3 years ago
Je parlerais pas trop à ta place, au nombre de vidéos que tu as regardé jusqu'ici, c'est toi qui devrait t'acheter un forfait vie avec cours d'anglais, tu as droit de dire ce que tu pense mais critique pas sur ce que tu ne comprend pas. Oui il y a quelque fautes mais la traduction est très bien. Je suis bilingue et j'ai très bien compris la vidéo.
lPhoenixXl 3 years ago
Know where i can download it except the Bill et John homepage or Machinima?
NuStrikeFreedom 3 years ago
AMAZING!!!
angelfajo 3 years ago
Haha thought this was a serious clip at first, it's really funny
BobSakamato24 3 years ago
Il est ou l'episode 3
Frenchkisssss 3 years ago
y en a pas encore
HelveticGamer 3 years ago