Detective Conan: Engrish

[2021kitty]

What episode was 0:14?

I really want to watch it

[DetectiveConanSpain2]

@2021kitty Episode 162: Coffin in the Sky, Shinichi Kudou's First Case (1 HR Special)

[AreaZero100]

Engrish amazes me! XD

[Dohvahkiin]

Johnny Bravo @ 1:36

[KenshinObsessor]

"...nothing caught my eeeeeeyes."

[Itachi21x]

why can't they speak english?

[mjonas10]

Ale you praying Dilty Hally?

[mondeost2202008]

The guy at 1:59 sound European to me :P

[HOLYDSFA]

art object.

[Icewind007]

I'd dare say there was no "Engrish" coming from the taxi driver.

[Asatsuyu]

@Icewind007 You can hear it on his vowels, if you listen closely enough ;) But he's not bad, really.

[peshozmiata]

@Asatsuyu He has a russian accent...

[zizikelizike]

eeeeeyeeeeessss

[Itachi21x]

eyessss

fuck its the GMAN

[nuckingfutsguy]

LOL" are you playing dirty harry"



[ThisKittysGotClaws]

" Your lisence and restigriststrigatation please" xD Are you playing dirty, Harry?

[SUSxVocalsx]

"no, i found only a tooooist "

[bokunobaka]

actually this isn't that bad compared to allot of engrish i have heard in anime.

[RenGader]

The police guy sounds Russian.

[Unholyblessing19]

40 mires over da speed rimit

[Zukoiu]

Go head...

[Danjiano]

The guy at 1:38 doesn't sound THAT bad. You can clearly understand him without subtitles.

[wergersnee]

yes, my child

[critic2o5]

Why does that guy on the airplane sound like Microsoft sam?

[cr4yv3n]

FBI jacket on the last dude?

[hakudoushinumber9]

the police sounds Russian...

you might have met her in some case, because she Woks wis Ass.... >__>

[SkyBreeze11417]

the police man sounded russian.

[harizotoh7]

How about not mentioning she's an undercover agent in front of a group of bystanders?

[superman1113215]

foowtee mires ova za speee reemeet

[octopus170]

I love how he says "but nothing caught my eeeeeyes..."

[rorshachfan]

@octopus170 aw man, I was just about to say that. lol

instead, I'll make fun of the cop saying "Speed limit". Sounded like a russian accent. And if the cute girl in the car wasn't a cute girl, they'd have a gun to their face for going 40 OVER.

[superfan4]

the taxi guy kinda sounds like terry bogard

[Japaneseshibainu]

speed wimit! xD

[RoketTM]

The way the words come out sounds like they are using microsoft sam

[xXxJokerManxXx]

1:09 more like a Russian accent

[BingoBiene]

It seems as if they actually got some Native speakers for the smaller parts.

[ShadowWolfRising]

i've heard......and read, far, FAR worse.

[lovetodo22]

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[fugitivodoinferno]

@lovetodo22 mason?

[lovetodo22]

@fugitivodoinferno Nah. Nathan actually

[PKrockin]

I'M JUST GONNA ANNOUNCE TO THE CROWD THAT THIS PERSON IS IN FACT AN UNDAKAVA EIJEN

[arleas]

@PKrockin I thought he said "Undercover Asian"... it was a good thing for those subtitles!

[DrawingsOfNamine]

SHIT!

-drives off-

LMAO!

[dannielpreto]

40 miles over the speed limit... holly shit bitch how fast were you going... NVM she probably was getting back to the kitchen where she belongs

[LemonatoR32]

I was in a harry to watch this video.

[underdawg00000]

@kennedy072 great grammar mr. english speaker

[kennedy072]

@underdawg00000 im just learning english

[Swordsmanofthedark]

@underdawg00000 *Great *Mr. *English

Also, you didn't put a period at the end of your sentence.

[underdawg00000]

@Swordsmanofthedark haha... ya... I'm not correcting that

[themaskedmisanthrope]

"Well it appears you have to"

That man has a Southern Accent! Wat?

[ruithinik]

This is actually some pretty good Engrish.

[saladin92]

can anyone tell me which episodes/ova each of the scene are from? i want to watch the udnercover policewoman part the most :)

[KawaiiChibitalia]

0:45 Berwald....is that you? ._.

(in the background)

[xXxLumesUpInFumesxXx]

Are you pwaying dirty harry?

[roflmao1872]

miss Edwaord ai'd laik to aspu a fhew queastioans abaout da hrd objakts in uare breastcase

[alex1314159]

damn, nothing caught his eeyyyyyyess

[sonysonix]

Especially when he says "SHIT" and rolled out on the woman

[SupaHypaMode]

wtf is an actual english speaker doing the voice for EDWARD -SAN!?

[ZeldaTheoristb211]

0:20 Goh Head

0:35 Yes My Child, I WAS to buy a few art ABJECTS

0:40 But Nothing Cough my EYEss

0:49 Your Licence and REGISLATION please?

1:06 You Might mer HIRE in some case

AND FINALLY AT 1:26

HEY, HURRY UP, JUMP IN, HE MUST BE THE SERIAL KILLER, COME ON!

That last line was the best AMERICAN English speaking line EVER!!!! or should I say EVEWRA!!!! LoL!!!

[hitsx2230]

2:20 lol its tenma form monster

[hanzo2000z]

this is the best Japanese-English i've heard all day :O

[Herodriver]

ai ges hi hazen bin tudi sutrit..

[Djstudiosgold]

No, I found ony uh toowist

[woon1957]

Wheres the engrish with the famous footballer who was the culprit? "No matterr what, drugs and murderr are fowl wifout any exception"

[AppleCosplay]

Oh, we were in a *gasp* HURry! XDDD

[calladuz]

"No, I found only a terrorist."

[kingjcare121]

@calladuz oh really?

ok you ca- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

O-O'

you dropped your hat

[MrNirvan12]

in the taxi part the black clothed person is not the serial killer but an FBI agent called Akai Suichi who comes in later seasons concerning the black organization. Jodie Sensei is also an FBI agent

[MrNirvan12]

it's all so funny, they're trying so hard to speak english and right behind them peoplae like kei1010101010 are making fun of them

[4evaSuperChick]

RRRRRRADIES AND GENTLLMEN!

[KingKraid]

the taxi dude wasn't so bad actualy

[Alertafifalwonder]

You forgot all of Jodie's Engrish! It's really sad when Heiji speaks better English than the person who is playing an American.

[MrO420o]

@Alertafifalwonder i def agree heiji has the best english on the show

[Archaeon6455]

"She's an undercover agent!"

Pffft. Way to go genius. Not anymore.

[monchoco223]

1:40 "i found only a tootist" XD

[jadeyes914]

edward sounds like a native american speaker, but has trouble acting and keeping up with the timing at the same time.

[MeanEyedCats]

That's a lot better than how most anime does English. :D Case in point would be Itazura na Kiss. Lol!

[lushie]

Nothing wrong with the sentences but the pronunciation is funny xD

[onurtje5]

40 miles over the speedlimet

[MrK2890]

lol! The cop sounds Middle Eastern/East European!

[Nanda1777]

sub for english

thats ironic XD

[guitargurl37]

these guys arent that bad, actually. i could tell what they were saying w/ out reading the subs, except for one person, the captian guy. but other than that, it was ok

[nevroth]

No, the taxi driver actually spoke ENGLISH! lol

[gothkid287]

Not to bad when you compare it to some of the OTHER shit I've heard. XD

[jokamund]

Yull license and reggsrashon pleese

[majordbag2]

@jokamund That's the Ebichuman announcer, he has the best engrish accent ever!

[jokamund]

Nothing caught my eeeyyyyyyeess

[TheOriginalEmoEmu1]

taxi driver had best engrish. XDDD

[GreenBlossom45]

LoL is So Funny when he say . . . But Nothing Caught My *Gasp/Dramatic* Eyes . . . dum dum dum

[jingjong12]

That police guy is the only one out there who has the better voice.

[StarCassiah]

"Can we leave her AHALONE!?" 1:55

[funkymcbean]

you know, surprisingly, the engrish wasn't really as bad as I was expecting. I was expecting it to be so much worse! xD

[HarukaJoge]

The taxi driver had the best english

[TokkiDiary]

Actually, their english is not so bad :) Pronounciation is pretty good.

[koutaman112]

that wasnt too bad for engrish

[animationeer]

TRANSCRIBE AUDIO TRANSLATION:

INSPECTOR MEGURE: Did call see you I did all those locks.

SHINICHI: Does she get the army was just in case

MAN: Waited years so you have to. "go head"

MEGURE: (checks) This is just a little stunned. We're going to do well.

SHINICHI: The reason or other I'd like to ask you if you've got some of the all of that usually the case.

MAN: That's what you, I I was so hoarse and tired of insurance ted the election and I must stop.

[dippinonshabbat]

compared to other engrish i've heard in anime, this wasn't bad at all

[bellekd1413]

I guess he hasuuun't bean to district.

[topraman519]

This isn't too bad. It sounds like a French accent.

[SgtHydra]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEZ

[idothedfdf]

0:56 = Derp Face

[jellybeanguitarist]

"But nothing caught my ass."

[KittyLuvYou]

Some of that Engrish actually wasn't too bad

[A86]

The cab driver actually spoke fairly decent English. So did Vermouth.

[Toad23a]

lol why do they pronounce "questions" so french?:D

[retsaweman]

@Toad23a because it is french

[ijpowers]

the taxi driver wasn't all that bad

[caps1in1ya1ass1]

I've heard way worse Engrish, this is a surprise.

[HeyItsJonaveil]

English at its finest

[SkyGrinder2007]

Why does the guy at 1:39 sound more Eastern European than Japanese?

[Namaechan]

They sound like different versions of Stephen Hawkings xD

[herofromthedark]

You know what the MOST IRONIC thing about this video is? The cabbie has the most accurate accent! HAH! XD

[bellekd1413]

@herofromthedark OH MY GOSH -- YOU'RE RIGHT OMG LOLOLOL

[KagamineLenX3]

lawl, they had 2 even sub the english 4 us 2 understand xD

[DarthSitthiander]

It's not that bad, I've seen far worse xD

[riceboy287]

lmao

[FrosChannel]

SHIT!

[ilovepie3336]

LOL Shinichi Sounds so weird.

[595o]

"registration" turns into "legislation"

interesting :D

[sclf]

@595o rofl

[BlackwormSDeath]

*these* lines  >.<

[BlackwormSDeath]

I love Detective Conan!

Some of lines lines were done pretty well.

[Tedikiller]

Sexy way to say "my eyes."

[roleplayfreak]

LOL did he just say shes an undercover agent infront of all those people!?

WAY to blow her cover there Captian, real nice.

[MrYoubetrollin]

great engrish

[Koneko0289]

Are you playing Dirty Harry?...lol wtf?

[NYtassu]

1:13 "Because she wacks with ass XD."

[elliek06]

At 1:39 he sounds like he's speaking with a lancashire accent xDD

[woot2802]

That FACE at 1:15

[TyoHan2491]

actually I like Kid's english :)) bets in this clip :p

[Digitalguardian]

Which episodes are these clips from?

[quetzalcoatl88]

Is it just me, or does the taxi driver sound like Terry Bogard for KoF?

[SonicJourneyOfDreams]

It always amuses me when characters (in anime or cartoons) try speaking another language. XD

[Samoutuomas]

00:14 Wuraa zek ur bayrongen-izu! LOL

[thatmyfriend]

japanese that the main and only thing americans say is $#it

[Zapok12]

With the whole crapload of money they do with this show, I can't believe they weren't able to bring some American guy to do the work -_-'

[ajmonche]

1:25 to 1:34 wasnt that bad lmaoo

[animationeer]

this video caught my eeeeyyyyyyessss..

[GOLDENEYE0064]

Kaito Kid didn't do that bad XD

[ajoajoajoaj]

The cop sounds like Borat. xD

[PinkBabyAngels]

Wow. Best use of english I've seen in anime. . .

[bananian]

The police with the accent sounds like someone from Europe :)

[LightBrawler]

The taxi driver at 1:26 and 1:34 spoke possibly the best Engrish ever. Whoever he was, he nailed English perfectly! :D

[flensdude]

@LightBrawler Too bad he only has like 3 lines...

[aca5194]

lol license & regisLation

[MikedaSnipe]

Too lazy to upload. My favorite engish is episode 238/239 (3 "K"s of osaka) after the murder makes excuses for murder/drug abuse. Note this gives away the murderer of that case: Conan: "Stop, stop it ___. Even if you are facing a bitter aspect of life... drugs and murder are foul without any excuse. Deserve a red card for a loser." "Murderer "True, I was a cheater. A bad player, and I lost the game. I must be ejected... For both my late wife.. and for a fan like you"

[AngelofKaos]

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

[TwiliAezure]

I think Edward and the Taxi Driver are the only ones who have properly fluent voice actors...

[Hammi4Real]

its like theyre switching from texas to new york accent between every sentence

but pretty good engrish imo, kudos

[ScarfDogg]

But nothing caught my EEEEEEEYES.

lol.

[Selenus]

This wasn't nearly as horrible as it could have been. Their accents are definitely off, but almost everything they said was perfectly understandable.

[UltrasonicMailman]

This Engrish is really good. It's nearly English. I didn't even need the subtitles most of the time.

[PokemontrainerNelly]

To tell you the truth, the taxi driver had the best english XD

[kitaharananase]

LoL! She only handed him her license at 0:55. That's an automatic arrest in this country! XD

[MissAnnoyingPants]

I think the only one who speaks decent English is the guy who does the voice for Heiji. Pretty sad, he speaks better English than the English teacher. xD

[katseihitora]

Actually Kaitou Kid speaks pretty decent English the few times he does. For instance the very first clip show is him speaking English and it sounds really good. Heck I even will will watch just that part of the episode to hear him say that.

[SkyGrinder2007]

"Are you playing Dirty Harry?"

^^awesome

[kudurrumaqlu]

actually it aint that bad

[ChillyMiyuki]

"but nothing caught my [dramatic]EYES[/dramatic]"

You gotta give 'em credit for trying so hard.

[SnakeGirl1]

Yeah, the cab driver's English/Engrish was the best.

It's funny when they try so hard. :O

[ryanman51]

LOL!! THANKS

[Mosflow]

they sound very choppy all of them.

[27volt]

the guy with the briefcase sounds nearly perfect.

[YuyuPrincess411]

Where's Jodie-sensei? She's the Queen of Engrish! D=

Lol. I remember those scenes with Vermouth (when you thought it was actually Jodie) speaking REALLY choppy english, it just bugged me to death... XD

[RoseSkye]

tsk tsk tsk.. no its "poriceman" ok?

[YuyuPrincess411]

LOL.

"Purriceman?"

"Poriceman!"

"Pouriceman?"

"Poriceman!"

I loved that scene, yet it was so painful to watch. I wanted to jump in and correct them both. XD

[jervinnectar]

...my eyesssss ^^

[DarthBlitzer]

hey the cab driver is really good!, the rest not so much tho but meh, they are Japanese voice actors not English experts............

[warpix]

Yeah, this is my favorite anime, but still has lots of Engrish moments. I'm surprised you didn't put in "Cooru Kido".

[sakurafai]

good. but there's ALOT of scenes with the ppl speaking english, are you going to try to make them all into a video?