1/2 Charlie Sheen Interview / Rant Compilation /!EVERY! 2011 SHEEN QUOTE/ NEW/ BEST QUOTES

[sigilofbolias]

what do you call a penis with a line of coke on it? a sheenis.

[DoctorPlausible]

It's so sad to see insecure people buying into their own fame. They never learn just to do their job and shut up.

[SharkWhisperer1988]

It's like he's doing a 24-7 impression of Bruce Campbell from Army of Darkness

[OddFuture1017BSM]

1/2 mean another video is comin??? =D ✔

[HanumanLoki]

What's that shitty background music about?

[Ektherion00]

I'm normally an uptight guy, but I want to build a church to charlie sheen.

[thecocklemaster]

Charlie Sheen is the fucking man

[dirabojankgle]

hooks me some "charlie sheen"!

[xxSpike1989xx]

he's sheenious!

he's a vatican assassin!

he's an f18 with tiger blood pumping in his veins!

he's a warlock with magic in his fingertips!

he's winning!

he's sheen!

MADNESS???? THIS IS SHEEN!!!

[manwithouthat44]

Its so funny how people think this crackhead is some secret genius lol.

He's as much a genius as the crazy homeless crackhead on the corner of the street. Only he has every tv/radiostation in america instead of the corner of the street.

[dropshotcheese]

i dont care what anyone says, charlie sheen is still fucking awesome and although ashton kutcher is cool too, he will never be able to fill the hole in two and a half men. charlie sheens fans, KEEP ON WINNING!

[emmettcullenluva112]

i dont think hes crazy, hes doing it on purpose. lmfao he is fuckkin hilariouss!!(:

"As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?"

THAT IS FUCKING GENIUS!!!

[HappyPenguinOfDoom]

Super Bi-winning!

[jkickass005]

hes fucked up but the shows gona suck without him

[coltonhimstreet]

some one should bitch slap him hard

[roush26]

he's done so many drugs he's just permanently high

[Altosaxaphonist]

@roush26 Nah he is just believeing what they tell him

[kermichatontwy1]

@roush26 lol It's called perma-fry!

[homies953]

my friend got a hold and tried the Charile sheen drug. His funeral is next week if anyone wants to come :(

[ahindat2]

it wouldn't be so dumb if he would just stop talking

[BUDFATHER]

Shit...when Alex Jones agrees with and understands what your saying, you know you're in trouble...lol

[SgtSlaughter94larry]

*Insert quote from video that everybody just heard here"

[TrueTrife]

...5:07-5:16 trollface.jpg

[TheLouThez]

Winning !

[janityy]

Ure abusive to ure dog in that video. So whose the lowlife now

[janityy]

@lilscorpio118302 "Great minds talk about ideas, average minds talk about events, small minds Talk about people "

[dishwasher75]

THis shit gets me rrock hard

[Dispatcher705]

"...I use a blender as a vaccuum cleaner...." wtf!?

[Iwan2sk8GCS]

this guys a fuckin badass

[pliouso]

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently. If you infilitrate and try and hurt my family, I will murder you violently.

LMAO

[pliouso]

There is just TOO many good lines to quote...

[pliouso]

If the stupid added effects and background music were taken out, this video would be better

[mrkazman]

Hey, if Kanye West can be an egotistical maniac and pull off dumbass stunts on worldwide TV, then so can this guy.

He has gone from 'that guy from 2.5 men' to CHARLIE SHEEEEEEEEEN

[RT7T1]

Chuck Norris tried to roll with Sheen and turned into a droopy eyed armless child.

[timjmoran]

If this is Sheen Straight, and NOT on drugs.. then that is REALLy scarey !

I would have to say he is at best incredibly deluded and has a TOtally out-of

-control ego.... and at worst he is mentally ill. Fact is, that 2.5 men has not been very funny for years.

Maybe THAt is what CS is so pissed about- that his show has gone

down the tubes due to shitty writing.

[frankenshizzle]

"Cant is the cancer of happen"

[wathom1]

dude is already fried maybe he can make us laugh somewhere on screen again sometime before he kills himself

[Alcrackdajokes]

@wathom1 he already done that with the 7 gram rock interview! different class, hope he keeps gettin smashed and giving more interviews, its much more entertaining than 2 and a half. WINNING lol

[SmaragdineSage]

"The Nike slogan doesn't say 'Just TRY it'!!!!!!!" ~ that made me loooool

[adamgomori90]

man, if he wants to live like this let him. Who am I to say he isn't winning? 

[coolguy849]

I have a friend who sounds like this guy, in my oppionion their both crazy, love him as an actor, as a person he's delusional, and has sort of a god complex, anyone who syas this guys actions dont affect others their wrong becuase this society looks up to people like him. money fucks people up. case and point.

[lilscorpio118302]

@coolguy849 your a fucking tool

[powerrangers1975]

leave him alone! He's god! so fuck off!

[PublicRejects16]

AHAHAHAHAHA 2:16 - 2:25

[ImmuneToFearr]

Thank you for understanding that the music should be quieter than the audio.

[11FrenchFry]

hahhahaha he is comedy gold

[sk8erboy9065]

We are vatican assassin warlocks.

[MrDrVictim]

All I do Is Win playing the entire time in the background...gg

[TheFly212]

Straight up Rock Star Vatican Assassin.

[mskillzeee]

Is Charlie Sheen trolling us?

[beyo2120]

this all sorta reminds me of the mel gibson rants just on another level

[TheElite3740]

Charlie Sheen=God

[janityy]

How can u run a whole country when an actor 20? Fucks with u.

He's calling them out the illuminati for the true fuckhead sociopathic killers they are.

[janityy]

The united States is run on lies and propaganda not on force like a Dictatorship

Its run on pyramid schemes !d

Egyptian magick(freemasonry) is why he says I bring them magick

Tigers blood some black magick uses blood rituals and is tied into why he's saying he's a friggen rockstar from mars

But is positive and negative magick ok.

Read Alesiter crowely 777 Book 4 and Book of the law

[lilscorpio118302]

@janityy SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GOD DAMN RETARD GO WATCH NATIONAL TREASURE 80 MORE TIMES THAN YOU ALREADY HAVE

[lilscorpio118302]

Respond to this video... THERES A LIZARD RACE OH NO THE IllUMINATI OH MY GOD WATCH OUT THEY BANG OUT 8 GRAM ROCKS AND APPARENTLY RUN EVERYTHING ACCORDING TO JANITY..........HAHAHHAAHHAHAH OH NO....FUCKIN FAG SHEEN IS HIS OWN MAN WHO STOPPED GIVING A FUCK ABOUT WHAT OTHERS THINK WE SHOULD ALL TAKE A PAGE FROM HIS BOOK IN THAT SENSE

[janityy]

Winning I win here won there win everywhere means

Illuminati have a bllodline is what tigers blood means and if u have been raised by or studied sociopathy u know they do what they do cause in their sick minds their winning

He's making fun of them.

Base of pyramid is sheeple 85ers dumbed down non book reading masses he's talking how the elite talk about us

He's talking in code yes

But nothing is stopping a sheople from going to bookstore and reading tons of books each week.

[lilscorpio118302]

@janityy your fuckin retarded and the illuminati if you fuckin know anything about what your referring to, are just enemies of free masons and went underground when the masons had power KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING BEFORE YOU SAY IT.......YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ANY SHEENISMS and should be hung by your scrodum tarred and feathered nuff said.......hahahahahahah illimunati WHY DONT YOU LEARN ABOUT THEM FIRST.........FUCKIN FUCKHEAD....

[janityy]

@TheKillamusiQ. He is talking in code

Christianity is a cult fits all 15 criteria look it up he says bible crazies

AAA is a cult he says look it up study the psychology of AAA is basic mind control

He says 5% success rate is code for

The illuminati sociopathic billionaire geniuses who run the States symbolized by all seeing eye on one dollar bill

[PieOfDoom72]

@janityy bro, AAA tows your car when you break down, why would they want to mind control my cult? You sir are clearly not winning

[lilscorpio118302]

@janityy THE BILDEBERGS RUN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! THE ILLUMINATI DONT RUN SHIT AND ARE FAKE.....WELL NOT FAKE>....JUST NOT HOW IDIOTS SEE THEM. ILLUMINATI....IS AN UNDERGROUND RESISTANCE AGAINST FREE MASONS FUCKIN RETARD......THE BILDEBURGS RUN EVERYTHING FUCKIN IDIOT

[TheKillamusiQ]

now that I'm listening to dude more and more, you almost get a sense that he's talking in code. some of the shit he's saying isn't far-fetched at all.

[lilscorpio118302]

@TheKillamusiQ it aiont far fetched because hes keeping it real and has probably read the bible which if you pay close enough attention too....relates to 90 percent or more of modern shit and has predicted alot of history through metaphorical translation.....

[TheLikeASomebody]

'Imma hang out with these two smmoooooooookin hotties and fly privately around the world.'

[Donutman12345]

DJ Khaled- All I Do Is Win  is the backing track if anyone's interested.

[riley3006]

He has gone off the deep end.

[al3issa99]

winning

[assassinsweed123456]

@ArealWiseGuys no ur an idiot and u make no sense

[CantStopMeBiotch]

LOL @ 1:49!!!

[zero2blur]

kill the background music

[ARealWiseGuys]

He does bring one good point to the surface. Exactly when does a person who abuses substances become healed in the process of recovery? Most people think it's a combination of time and mindset. That begs the question, why can't the mindset change in an instant? Doesn't it all come down to a simple yes or no question, abuse or not to abuse?

[deadbeatplayer]

@ARealWiseGuys

"why can't the mindset change in an instant? Doesn't it all come down to a simple yes or no question, abuse or not to abuse"

Because most people dont have the right mind or mental abilities to think straight most people are week minded and are pussies who go "I cant quit because i'm a addicted fagot." Thats why the world goes to shit nobody ever thinks.

[getrealthen]

God demonstrated passion for anger, and violently love it when he flooded the earth on time. Now, Charlie Sheen knows what he is talking about.

[DarkDraco]

whats the point of putting music in the background of an interview compilation...

[Kbossy1990]

you this is my fuckiingg dudee man nobody can say it more real!!!

[Nijawizard]

Wow. I really don't see why people like Charlie Sheen. He is just another drunk Hollywood imbicle and I am surprised beyond belief this idiot isn't dead yet. So who really is WINNING? Not that celebrity idiot, I am. Not to brag, but anyone is more WINNING than Charlie Sheen.

[lilscorpio118302]

@Nijawizard your name is fucking ninja wizard .......kill yourself because im sure if your friends knew of your you tube sn they would put you out of your misery

[sofargone561]

Lemme ask all you fucking hater somthing? you all watch his show and America loves it right? he plays a party drunk womanizing dude and everyone loves it... but sense hes doing it in real life hes the antichrist? grow up you fucking assholes youd be doing the same thing if u had that money hes living his life how he wants and loves his life, how many of you bitch every fucking day about how shitty your life is? stfu bitches we got tiger blood. WINNING!! THUMBS UP 4 all the haters 2 fucking see!

[kirby0006]

He makes sense.. If he wasn't that cocky and crazy, he'd be close to a philosopher.

[getrealthen]

@kirby0006

EXACTLY

[lovedtodeth666]

Omgf! I fuckin love charlie! I'll fight along side him as a catholic assassin

[shmuli9]

Oh goodness, Charlie Sheen seems to be as insane as Mel Gibson (or perhaps more so - and what's with the Barney Stinson impersonation 'Epic'? 'Winning'? All he needs to add is something like 'wait for it - here it comes - it's AWESOME'.) Plus, I wonder how his co-stars will like not having a hit show any more. (I'm guessing, probably not much.)

[lilscorpio118302]

@shmuli9  your dumb

[shmuli9]

@lilscorpio118302 "your" dumb? (I KNOW they're still teaching grammar in jr high, in between subjects like 'online gaming' and 'advanced texting'.) Aren't you supposed to say "your dum and yor muther shat yew owt" or something equally as brilliant (in dumbspell, 'brilyunt')? Aw... don't I get ALL KAPTUL LETTURZ 2? :-(

[hean34]

Charlie sheen is awesome... He's off his fucking nut though.

[Pupixario]

The deffenition of cool ... in my town we use instead of cool - Sheen

Hey man that's soo sheen , man you are so sheen . SHEEN MAN ! FUCK YEA HE IS WINNING !!! CHARLIE 4EVER

[Bertramsharpshot]

"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

[TheThorguitar]

he has 1 definite point.... no one can do as much drugs as him lol XD still even off his tits charlie sheen can still make me laugh my balls off i'm sorry but that guy is entertainment personified and fuck it why not go off ur tits if it's what u wanna do, he aint harming anyone but himself so leave him at it he's a millionaire ffs as for a role model if ur dumb enough to do drugs u deserve the repercussions of it u cant blame an actor for it if u fuck yourself up that's just ludicrous

[MusicOrMisery114]

"I'm not Thomas Jefferson....he was a pussy!"

[EnriqueLovinLife]

This guy is my hero. I want him to be a role model for my children.

[sonofabisket123]

He is funny when he trys to be serious

[sonofabisket123]

He is so tuff you have to "unplug this basterd" Winning

[sonofabisket123]

What is up with him he is soooooooooo stupid.(VIOLENTLY) He said people will sit down with there ugly wife looking at there ugly kids adn think i cant stand it.

[lilscorpio118302]

i dont understand how people can sit here and talk shit......the man does several grams of cocaine and lives through the night to tell the world his scum bag story of partying and hookers......if anybody posting comments, myself included, had his type of money we would surely over indulge in certain activites...whether its drugs or not....fuckin haters......and who really gives a shit what he does? it has no affect on everyday people...and provides hours of comedic relief

[pdkash904]

@lilscorpio118302 well said

[TH3L3S8I4N]

@lilscorpio118302 he is telling people if you can maintain doing coke socially then do it. he is telling people to do drugs. someone with a high social name that has young viewers who find influences...should not be making that sort of statement.

[mike2tosu]

@TH3L3S8I4N Aww, cry about it, pussy. WINNING

[TH3L3S8I4N]

@mike2tosu Cuz calling names and cussing is ALWAYS a good way to make a point. Haha. Just like Charlie Sheen...you publicly made yourself look like a moron[:

[mike2tosu]

@TH3L3S8I4N Sheen has real fame, you have nothing.

[TH3L3S8I4N]

@mike2tosu real fame?so being a world known drug pusher and a complete lunatic is "real fame" lmao.Unlike him,I have a brain left.I have a REAL personality that isn't drug induced.I have an education.I have a REAL job.I have REAL things.Not just hallucinating them like he does.Also,I wouldn't want to be famous.Much like you,i don't like people.Let alone them being in my business constantly.And if I were to ever get famous against my will I would donate all the money instead of spend it on drugs.

[mike2tosu]

@TH3L3S8I4N Loser.

[lilscorpio118302]

@mike2tosu may the tigers blood flow freely through your veins. WINNER!

[lilscorpio118302]

@TH3L3S8I4N Idk how old you are but the age demographic for "2 and a half fags" is probably 35-60. old ladies and housewives are the only people who watch that show. AND how often do you hear a "young viewer" say 2 and a half men is what i watch and charlie sheen is the best actor ever? NEVER. Charlie Sheen is only on television because hes washed up and his dad bailed him out. Find a new Aspect before i inject you with charlie sheen and watch your face melt away as your family weeps over you

[lilscorpio118302]

p.s. Charlie Sheens Awesome. Stop bashing him. Charlie Sheen made Chuck Norris Shave for Walker.

[iSkello]

@lilscorpio118302 #Winning

[pandasweater]

@lilscorpio118302 Not true. The fact you make an absolute statement and have no faith in the good of mankind is sad. Are you fatalistic and cynical? I've met truly altruistic people, athiests, religious folk, and agnostics alike.

[lilscorpio118302]

@pandasweater Sir let me start by saying 2 words that have proven me to be far better than yourself. WIN-ING. with that said, your name is panda sweater.....using big words and vocabulary such as fatalistic or altruistic seems a little overboard in proving that charlie sheen shits all over your existence. Your blood is clearly inferior to that of a tiger, i bid you good day. and pray that you can manage to win eventually.

[pandasweater]

@lilscorpio118302 You're the best.

[lilscorpio118302]

@pandasweater yup now its time to go bang out 7 gram rocks. LORD WINNINGTON.

[Persona1991]

@lilscorpio118302 It does affect everyday people though. Think of everyone on the show he worked with who no longer have jobs. Not juts the actors, but EVERYBODY behind the scenes. The fact that he's asking for another million is so selfish to those people when he just took away their jobs.

[lilscorpio118302]

@Persona1991 the show was facing cancellation the past few years. NOT because of charlie sheens awesomeness but because that show is bullshit. and you cant keep a little fat kid old ladies think is cute cute forever. Those arent everyday people THEYRE ACTORS!!!! if they were really good at what they do they would be able to land a role or 2 and move on. now as for the behind the scenes people. the grips camera men etc. the real everyday people....THEYRE EMPLOYED BY THE STATION.

[lilscorpio118302]

@Persona1991 which means theyll be collecting union unemployment until CBS decides to put out CSI:Your Asshole. WINNING. with 7 gram rocks of sheen.

[ClaudioHomme69]

@lilscorpio118302 Fucking kill yourself.

[lilscorpio118302]

@ClaudioHomme69 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHH your a fuckin idiot and your name is claudio....wow....and i should kill myself? Sheen would melt the skin from your face....into ash....and snort your corpse from the way you defile him......try harder to prove a point hommo 69

[imnotdavidxnsx]

@lilscorpio118302 except he's a freakin retard who is publicly entering permanent psychosis from heavy cocaine abuse and nobody is doing anything but laughing because he's rich. this dude needs to be taught a lesson before some kid overdoses thinkin he's gonna be the next "Rock star from mars".

[notthatkidagain11]

@lilscorpio118302 People give a shit about him because he's a world class actor, loved by many and people don't want him to hurt himself. I think he's hilarious but am i concerned that he's going to take it to far? of course.

[TylerTheCreator]

LOL I just imagine he's saying all this just to fuck with us!

[TehLycan]

who still likes charlie after all this? I do.

[volumetwoholiday]

he actually does make sense and tells it how it is.. its just the way he words things is pretty off

[rnantista]

I think something big happen in his life when he was young and he has been running from it all his life. I hope things will work out for him for his children sake.

[Backpagetear]

WINNING!

[shreddintheaxe]

Charlie Sheen is a fuckin douchebag

[billwright331]

What a loser. Obviously an embarrassment to any connected to him. Martin Sheen is trash and he produced trash....no surprise there. God I wish these spoiled, low class, and obvioulsy low IQ, celebrities would go away.

[bigboy6969100]

yea he does have a big nosil i know which hole he snort out of the right side is a black hole

[TheDano1947]

Is it possible that Charlie might have been slipped some Psychotropic Drug and that this is what is causing the odd behavior. After all he did speak out against the Bush administration and 911, and that this was done to discredit the man???

Food for sort!?!?!?!?!Aaron Russo spoke out and now he's dead. Who's next

[KMcombine]

charlie sheen is a one man wolfpack

He is living his life as he pleases, why should he feel bad because the media wants him to feel ashamed?

I'm aware that people might see him as a fool, given the circumstances, hes on a different level to most* people, hes a fucking millionare, more so a MAN.

my new god :)

[XEscapeThePainX]

If you try to hurt my family I will murder you violently...I am gonna fuel my attack, and I am fuel my battlecry and my super secret soldiers...because they are all around you

[bsriggs]

I would like to try some charlie sheen plz, I think I can handle it. lol

[Karnage515]

This video is winning.

[hammatime012]

i would say hes crazy but that doesnt do it justice, hes in a higher plain of crazy that we just cant comprehend, none the less wish him all the best!

[saam289]

Five people are droopy eyed, armless children. Thumbs up if you get this :)

[ChargersFan08]

Charlie Sheen adopted a great mindset in life. Winning. Who doesn't want to win? Sheen is a boss.

[MrGodsmack667]

CHARLIE SHEEN IS A FUCKIN BOSS!!!

[walruspower60]

Alex Jones is looking like "This guy is a bit weird, isn't he?"

The irony.

[faunflynn]

Dearie Dearie Me...

Here we go again.....

He sounds ill.

[IshaBeauty11]

OMFG HOW COULD YOU USE THIS AGAINST HIM?!?!? YOU CANT FUCKING DO TWO AND A HALF MEN WITHOUT CHARLIE SHEEN!!!!!! AND HE MAY BE ON DRUGS OR DRUNK BUT WHO FUCKING CARES?!?!? NO ONE CAN EVA REPLACE CHARLIE SHEEN!!! I MEAN YOU DAMN PRODUCES ARE THE ONES THAT HIRED HIM!!!!

[OncePoisoned]

I love this fucking guy.

[haymaker710]

I did an 8 ball of Charlie Sheen once and barley survived.

[NostalgicNatasha]

I'ma hang out with these SMUUUUOOOKING HOT HOTTIES! LOL

[jkkrs]

wow. lmao!! i luv this guy!

[junglemage666]

this guys gunna be a billionaire soon, first all the publicity, get people to feel sorry for him, then the "recovery" and then hes back doin like 10 hit tv shows and movies

[WrathchildNH]

made it through 2 minutes.....can't listen to rap crap soundtrack

[Reaver34567]

Charlie Sheen is my new personal hero.

[thatsnazzycornguy]

Dan Patrick, what?

[reallyfrank]

Pipehead

[Rookiey94]

athene of life

[trish108utube]

The guy is obviously in the midst of a manic episode. I recognise bipolar disorder when I see it and it is not funny. I just hope he stops self medicating for real and long term, realises what is happenning to him and deals with it. My advice to Charlie would be - lay off even coffee - it can be a trigger. I don't particularly like the guy but I can really empathise with what he is going through, and how hard it is to come to terms with being an addict and having bipolar.

[MetalEagle95]

@trish108utube I wouldn't say that, or else he'll "love you violently".

[gurn58]

He's an arrogant idiot!

[real934]

AN EPIC WINNING!!!

[codylawrence100]

good to see alex jones pandering to hollywood...

[pdkash904]

@codylawrence100 any way he can get into mainstream viewers, haha

[redcomic619]

@pdkash904 Yep, he's a total fucking fraud. Look up his Y2K Broadcast, you will lose any faith you have left in him.

[ZorkFrobozz]

@codylawrence100 Sheen did Jones a huge favor a decade ago. It's dishonorable not to support those who support you. They surely respect each other; and I'm not aware of intellectual disloyalty being a trait either has displayed.

[mikehuizar15]

i did the whole transcribe audio thing and it seemed to actually make sense... at least, more sense then charlie..

[johnmonk66]

My wives both left me...winner

I lost my kids...winner

I used to make two million a week, now I am unemployed... Winner

Wait, what does winner mean?

[ArsenalFan20007]

@johnmonk66

He has $85 in net worth, can easily get work, has sex with pornstars... and, you truly think he cares about his kids with this lifestyle? In what matters to him, he truly is winning

[johnmonk66]

@ArsenalFan20007 His net worth is $85? I just spent that on one pair of shoes.

[ArsenalFan20007]

@johnmonk66

sorry... meant $85 million

[pdkash904]

@ArsenalFan20007 haha, i was gonna say he tanked FAST

[TheJustinkroeger]

this is why we don't do coke. i wish he could hear what comes out of his own mouth and realize how stupid it is

[pdkash904]

@TheJustinkroeger haha, it's funy because between the 3 videos there is over 30 min of this stuff that is too wild to not be included

[sratus]

W

I

N

N

I

N

G

!

[Murkhardle]

that is the best thing since sliced win

[meowieexo]

my success rate is 100% DO THE MATH.

[CallumXB]

he surprisingly talks alot of sense if you interpret it.

[pdkash904]

@CallumXB just posted part 2 and 3 check it out

[bladebattle2000]

damn i wish i had tiger blood