Chimp Politics - Chimp TV - BBC

[Alfonsoisgod]

Is this detroit?

[PacEdz]

"It's distracting her from her research." And?

[IEXxILEDI]

Looks like the scene from star wars when they nod

[Ettoredipugnar]

@krunkaintdead69 Yes , but they don't know they are happy.

[krunkaintdead69]

@Ettoredipugnar I don't think you need to be aware of being happy to be happy......

[Ettoredipugnar]

@krunkaintdead69 When I was a boy , I had a neighbor who was what we called then retarted. What they call today "mently challegend" He was also happy and didn't know why he was happy. They are beasts who live by instinct. Don't try to read human emotion or compassion into them.

[krunkaintdead69]

@Ettoredipugnar What makes you think happiness is purely a human emotion? All animals have emotion. From dogs to chimps. And Chimps do have compassion. Same goes for most Apes. You ever seen the videos of chimps taking care of other animals? Or the Gorrilla taking care of a wounded child? We're not so different from Apes. And these "beasts" don't live by instinct. Politics is rather complex and not instinct. Using or medicine is not instinct.

[zepharion1]

your so wrong

[zepharion1]

your couldn't be more wrong

[krunkaintdead69]

@Ettoredipugnar

I'm going to have to agree with pfa what ever the hell his name is. Chimps kill out of need. We out of greed. Humans have got to a point where we barely know any other means of survival asides that of destroying the world around us. Look what we've done to the earth. Other animals have been around for millions of years and haven't destroyed the planet. In our few thousand years of existence we've cause more destruction than all the animals combined.

[L0wDefTV]

Just like Malema in South Africa

[soundslave]

More London riots... sorry I couldn't help myself.

[MrWibble91]

Thumbs up so Karl Pilkington sees this. YOU HAVE A HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE.

[cartman659]

WTF DID I JUST WATCH?

[00dlsgur]

did mr. Bush come from there?

[sootyferrari65]

I wanted to see chimps. Not the labour party

[crazy4sian]

Just like every presidential election.

[applethin]

some of these chimps are pretty buff lolz

[ericbrown9191]

at  1:00 one of the chimps looks asian

[badsanta009]

Ladies & Gentleman US Congress is in session!

[laojace]

i saw the title and thought it was satirical =.=

[drplbiftin]

CAESAR! 

[Jadandlud]

Thank God these Chimps ain't Caesar. Hate to see em suddenly plan a revolt.

[LaBelleRiviere]

so grooming each other to reinforce the bond is like going to the spa with your girlfriends or doing make overs at a slumber party. haha

[RonieIslam8]

If only our politicians were as smart...

[Iain1962]

And they sort it out down at the Vic over a pint.

[bonnie43uk]

Thats whats missing in my life, .. more grooming and lice picking.

[cronicsmoke1]

I went to see this in the cinema the other day, one of them speaks in a minute

[crazy4sian]

@cronicsmoke1 NO they dont.

[monica24b]

hmm, reminds me of my brothers.

[booly5]

an average chimp can tear a person in half without working up a sweat

[nadoeloiskat]

It's so difficult to see the difference between black people living in the jungles and chimps.

It's just chimps are stronger.

No wonder HIV got to humans by gay chimps raping black guys in the bushes.

[danielmartinex]

@nadoeloiskat you're a retarded racist...

[cyphi1]

@nadoeloiskat you're so stupid

[jonybrown]

This is a battle between West Side and East Side.

[jas05281978]

just like congress..u need to make a noise to be popular and to be noticed..that's evolution.....!!!!!!

[SolidArch]

i just watched rise of the planet of the apes

LOL intelligent

[indianajoneanaheim2]

and Obama is the leader.

[indianajoneanaheim2]

@indianajoneanaheim2

These looks like US congress.

[SwineNahNah]

"..but t's mostly bluff.."

F..! And I thought only human politicians use PR stunts instead of real, not empty promises. 8(

[abos4lem]

planet of apes :P

[ELFuriouss]

Why you are calling bush Qafzeh again and again ? :P

[Ettoredipugnar]

Hes not taking over anything . He and the rest are in a cage . Be it a gilded cage they are still captives being observed.

[pfalky2k]

@Ettoredipugnar better than being in a museum being remembered. & human greed & savegery is NOT!!! natural selection.

[Ettoredipugnar]

@pfalky2k I think you should not. watch "planet of the apes " . They are savage jungle beasts. nothing more, nothing less. You shoulden't read human emotion into beasts that act and react through instinct.

[barfoneandonly]

@Ettoredipugnar You have clearly not spent much time around animals.

[Ettoredipugnar]

@barfoneandonly I have had dogs and cats all my life.

[barfoneandonly]

@Ettoredipugnar I'm sorry to hear that.

[Ettoredipugnar]

@barfoneandonly ? are you insinuating that I have abused the pets that we have > Or you couldnt think of a clever come back ? Im sorry for you.

[slitheenplanet]

@Ettoredipugnar So, you're saying that it's OK to torture and inhumanely keep chimps because they have no emotions? Animals feel pain too, and if you watch "Escape to Chimp Eden" you'll see that even the most savage chimps will co-operate with the people that are able to save them - you're a bad ambassador for animals.

[Ettoredipugnar]

@slitheenplanet Did I in either of my posts say it was right to torture chimps ? Did I say they did not feel pain ?

[BackInTheCage]

@Ettoredipugnar Koko the gorilla says otherwise.

[TitanNV28Coral]

And only 2% of the genetic info makes the entire difference... wow.

[AgrivatedKillah]

Bonobos are smarter, I don't know why people don't pay attention to them.

[pfalky2k]

@AgrivatedKillah bonobos may be next in line to us as the next dominant species. (they couldn't do a worse job than we did) they already display sophisticated tool use AND keeping the tools they like. AND they've learned to walk upright so they CAN hold on to their favourite tools.

[ALAPINO]

This is how animals view OUR behavior.

[Acclesandshelvokeltd]

I always wondered where Dick Cheney and Rumsfeld went after politics

[kredit787]

humans do the same

[shafiqgani123]

the UK riots 2011

[BlackArtBMX]

lol i dont know how he managed not to laugh :DD i would laugh my ass off to the yelling monkeys xD

[benpat100]

@sundre6 Canada

[tvshowuploader7]

rise of planet of the apes has gone again lol

[aldrei9]

Just like human politics

[iCOOLFACE]

@aldrei9 HEY!...thats an insult to the monkeys

[CO2Junkie]

What part of the US Congress is this?

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

@CO2Junkie I belive it's the House of Representatives. 

[Rogasm]

@CO2Junkie To compare these chimps to US Congress is terribly offensive to the chimps. To be brought down to that level and slandered is completely uncalled for. Shame on you.

[CO2Junkie]

@Rogasm :p 

[xmazz31x]

@CO2Junkie The... ahaha...haha. ha.he.ho.haha. ghetto part... haha. ha (racism) aha

[HoolGooner1986]

@CO2Junkie

well they're only shouting around and kicking up dust so it must be the republicans

[CO2Junkie]

@HoolGooner1986 Hehehe ;-)

[battousai12345]

@CO2Junkie

Mostly like the US House of Tea Party Represe....I mean US House of Representatives.

[rabbitspliff]

common chimpanzees settle disputes with gang warfare, mob violence and cannibalism... bonobos settle disputes with lots and lots of recreational sex.

it's such a pity we share more common ancestry with the former and not the latter.

[Underdogpiano]

This made me laugh.

[argo984]

Being born into power's bull shit... come on Kindia

[lineartechbd1600]

that mother chimp looks like alfred hitcock

[flowerpower111]

@lineartechbd1600 lololol true. but i think alfred hitchcock just looked like an imp

[krim7]

Chimp Politics are a lot like Human politics, we simply have more tools at our disposal.

[deeppurple28]

Chimp Politics, American Politics, What's the Difference????

[hare122275]

Alot like us humans. but then again, we did have George W Bush as President for 8 years (here in America), and he's practically a chimp in a suit. I honestly think that when Bush takes a dump, he looks in the toilet and contemplates throwing his own feces.