I got $3000! I got $3000!

[lizzardboy2298]

2 words

Peter......Griffin

[rockhaze]

Someone needs to make a remix of this clip.

[Gunner3210]

Fucking fatso. Fat people should be taxed. Just like cars that guzzle gas have to pay a tax.

[Andhafell]

@Gunner3210 :(

[TheCasinohustler]

B-B-B-BIRD,BIRD,BIRD. BIRD IS DA WORD!!!!

[trombonegirlJH]

I am embarrassed to be American now. These people are a shame on our society.

[ronny19a]

the real peter griffin

[FunnyJoshVideoz]

does anybody know the link to the full case?

[BlackClover420]

this guys just bein straight up

[slickmick18]

keep replaying 01: lol its funny

[FutureScience2012]

I weigh 3000 pounds! I weigh 3000 pounds!

[OfficialRilo]

Wow America has an ass of Snorlax's, wtf are they feeding you all?

[JPMorganSuckBalls]

$3000 in BIg Macs! -_-

[TheSpanker23]

So thats where my sleepy snorlax got too

[kmcook01]

I got $3000, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!

[intefanvetjag]

He even sounds fat

[RandomLevitation]

Remember Waynes World when Rob Lowe first gives them the money and they go skipping into the Gas Works

"We got 5 thousand dollars, we got 5 thousand dollars, we got 5 thousand dollars"

[rbowers66]

I mean, dude's got a point at the end



[Boganvillar]

Stewie got a 2nd job following this guy around with a tuba

[LegendarySage]

I got a jar of money

I got a jar of money

I got a jar of money

Guess how much is inside it

[addav79]

Of course he wanted the money. $3,000 buys a lot of twinkeys.

[Youngmoon08]

@addav79 Twinkies. The word is 'Twinkies'. You just said 'Twin keys'. lol

[rocabear]

Bird, Bird, Bird.. The Bird is the Word. I said the Bird, Bird, Bird.. The Bird is the Word.

[JOSHBATTLE]

@rocabear you dickhead you dickhead you dickhead is the word. I said you are dickhead dickhead dickhead the dickhead is the motherfucker word.

[scooter32231]

and a wild snorlax appears..

[MisterModder123]

Half a gallon of vodka?

Half.a.gallon.of.vodka?

Yeah right.

[mattbane]

@MisterModder123 You obviously don't watch intervention.. There are freaks out there putting that an more away per day... The last one I saw was a little chick. I never thought it'd be possible.. This guy could probably put away two gallons, fall & crush a small village.

[Thepool2go]

I dont think violence against women is good from a man at all. But i just fucking hate how women react to a man saying i could have just punched her in the face like as if she needed to let the ENTIRE court room know just how much of a sadistic bastard he is. The funny thing is i see women like her and i bet she would too, get physical with men because they know they can get away with it, and if he does hit back, everything shes done is clouded by "HE HIT ME AND IM A WOMEN! HES PHYSCO!"

[zapkvr]

@Thepool2go You are an idiot. They are adults. Of course she shouldn't be using violence but that can never justify a man doing the same thing. Are you sure you aren't five years old?

[bonehead0816]

@zapkvr if a woman hits a man a man has a right to hit her back with reasonable force, its called self defense

[zapkvr]

@bonehead0816 No that's called infantile. Honestly if you think that I hope to christ you never breed.

[Thepool2go]

@zapkvr i agree there should be a boundary. But that will only ever work if the women dont take advantage of it. Which they do. They know they can smack any guys as hard as they like and not expect to even receive a punishment. Guy does that, he ends up in jail. Even if a guy takes a woman to court over assault, the system almost laughs at them...You obviously havent met the same sort of women i have. Over here fob chicks roll couples cuz they know the guy wont do shit...

[SimsMoyal]

2 people didn't get anything at all and want 3,000 $ as well

[12ouncebrew]

Hey, it's Chris Farley's brother!

[beezo18]

do he have teeth

[00GameReviews]

usually fat people have sexy voices but not this time.. hahaha

[breakingcookie]

that sucks i got over 9000!!!!!!!

[CMLaneLV]

You know, he had a good point. Why didn't he punch her in the face and take it? Possibly because it was a measly $3,000?

Now for 3,000 big macs he woulda all out Chris Browned that biotch

[Game4Everz]

@CMLaneLV haha thast the best comment i have ever seen

[lester5192]

No dick for him. Lardo.

[muttenchops88]

Wow you've gotten fat Jakie chan

[ForeverComplaining]

He looks like the man in family guy!

[musicmanson]

If I had a dollar for every pound he weighed, I'd have more than $3000.

[pfftwhoopiedoo1]

GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!!!

[UtubeDuDeDuh]

Thumbs up if you read WhatTheFlyinFudge's comment then listened to fatty magee's voice again with your eyes shut.

[22JRDN55]

@UtubeDuDeDuh haha nice try

[TheGeneralThings]

John Goodman?

[chargersfan1111]

Lmfao that's Peter Griffin

[XDMythras]

@chargersfan1111

why would you insult peter griffin like that? rude.

[ProFecY17]

i mean if i was that extreeeeme lol

[waldo8888]

Thumbs up to whoever did what WhatTheFlyingFudge in the top comments said to do.

[TheDoritosfan1]

lol

[blaque1235]

thumbs up if u think this guy kinda sounds like john goodman

[vagtasticone]

@blaque1235 That is an insult to the great John Goodman.

[TheTrojantroy]

1. Press 1 then 3

2. Laugh

3. Thumbs up this comment

4. Become a DJ

[TheMr144000]

i bet he smells like butt juice

[2k11bomb]

Weight jokes? You people are so original. Every time a person is fat, the weight jokes come. Fucking old, get some new material.

[KubrickKing]

@2k11bomb We didn't make them fat my friend. Perhaps your argument would be valid if people were chosen in a seemingly random fashion and were surgically injected with pig lard. But in this world, things don't work like that. When one choses to eat a lot, he or she chooses to become fat and thus chooses to be made fun of. A lot. And the great thing about it, the jokes never get old. Fucking fat people.

[TheGUNSnKNIVES]

Truffle Shuffle Truffle Shuffle

[georgefeeny69]

Imagine how much this guy has to drink to get drunk

[KubrickKing]

I need this entire video. Now. Someone, tell me where I can find it. I will wire $3,000 directly into a bank of your choosing.

[6868818]

I remember my first half gallon of vodka.

[Fiki2k7]

"Polished off a half gallon of vodka"

LOL

[fixedgearplanet]

fat people are funny

[thelittlebsl]

the son from pawn stars???

[vwbusssesareforever]

@thelittlebsl I thought the exact same thing!!!!!

[thelittlebsl]

@vwbusssesareforever lmaoo must be a VW thing i have a 66 bug. love it

[vwbusssesareforever]

@thelittlebsl lol, sweet. I have parts to a '66 bug btw,lol :)

[thelittlebsl]

@vwbusssesareforever oh nice aah where do u live and what do u got ahah

[Copen70]

Press 3 to get that into her bra

[zzq123k]

Reminds me of "I GOT A JAR OF DIRT. I GOT A JAR OF DIRT."

[5Kpro]

Reminds me of the numa numa guy

[HumaneAnon]

His voice is even fat. Ugh >_<;;

[arayalrio]

If I were in the audience of any TV court show, I'd probably have to be taken outside for guffawing through it.

[ballrub]

fat asses

[nahpoli]

This is what happens when you havent seen your dick in forever!!

[dathotky]

Half a gallon? I'm not sure if her math is correct on that one.

[a2r1v1i2s]

@dathotky trust me, it can be done...

[EnemyAce88]

I think I saw this guy on Whale Wars. The Japanese fleet kept shooting at him with harpoons...

[xjoncamposx]

@EnemyAce88 Best. Comment. Ever.

[RandomDetritus]

Half a gallon of vodka?!?!

[x4disaster]

Peter Griffin

[AnytimeNigguh]

@x4disaster HAHAHA THAT WAS GONNA BE MY COMMENT!! WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE??

[osterianio]

a half gallon of vodka? even for a guy that size, he'd be out cold

[jesse10049]

this big boy looks like he could polish off 2 whole cows.

[NOTcoolBUTTERS]

He looks like he's choking on his neck fat.

[FCDonkeyKong]

press 3. get that into her

[KojachBaumherr]

@FCDonkeyKong lol, win

[HardcoreGAMER9991]

I didn't know Peter Griffin was REAL!?

[MiHiVidz]

@HardcoreGAMER9991 That's no Peter Griffin. That's a space station!

[HardcoreGAMER9991]

@MiHiVidz LMAO!!!!! Hell yeah

[MightyNigga]

Peter Griffin.

[bazfanv2]

How the fuck is that fat cunt still alive?.

[bowsercrushmario]

Press 3 for "Get that into her bra."

[INKSPILLZ]

LIPO!

[GigaGabo]

We all know that if he had that $3000, he would have been spending a lovely vacation in a McDonald's being served Big Macs all day.

[ultrashortbus]

I think pressing 1 is the funniest.

[WhatTheFlyinFudge]

Close your eyes and listen. Even his voice sounds fat.

[mrbong123]

@WhatTheFlyinFudge laughing my mother fucking ass off!! that was worthy of the full written out not no abbreviations well done sir

[jeste4187]

@WhatTheFlyinFudge LOLOL you bastard! That is genius! LOLOLOLOL

[HumaneAnon]

Press 7878787878787 ^_^

[LukeStoneDrums]

Press 9.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!

[angelluvhersumhead]

Loooool

[ChainSmoke420]

"I weigh 3000lbs! I weigh 3000lbs!"

[Seldanas]

@ChainSmoke420 LOL! xD

[DolphinsRGood]

@ChainSmoke420 omg lol

[CoalarDrake]

3000 Chicken McNuggets?

[OfficiallyMrStud]

Peter Griffin meets Judge Joe Brown.

[OfficiallyMrStud]

keep pressing 3... btw, what episode is this?

[Antipopularization]

John Goodman stunt double ahaha

[NumbFlynn]

Wayne's World reference!!!!

[BesiGashi97]

I saw the text, it said i got 3000 i got 3000 then when i scrolled down, i thought he got like 3000 burgers ! XD By looking at the pict ofcourse

[chamblizi]

GO PETER GO!

[DrFridgeFondler]

Peter Griffin?

This is fucking Chris Farley reincarnated.

[drorgan84]

That dude my boy

[albee1000]

And then he said "Get in mah bellay!"

[123forthe4]

Who noticed the hot girl at 0:32 scratching her head

[randallschecter]

@123forthe4 oya, beautiful

[AnotherDayOfThis]

@123forthe4 I definitely noticed her lol

[DivinityzBeAsT]

keep pressing 1 lol wtf ??

[HamburgersWithFries]

He couldn't get no McDonalds, thats why he punched the window.

[lafucil]

Did you just call me BLOB?!

[King2123]

why is the Judge Joe Brown audience always a bunch of FINE ASS HOES?!?!

[j0sH092]

a wild snorlax appears

[lnfoWARSdotCom]

@j0sH092 hahahahahahaha.... ooo pokemon. Red&Blue maybe yellow, all other gtfo.

Ron Paul / Alex Jones 2012

infowars.com

[Weslo2]

haha when he said punch her in the face and steal it

I almost choked to death because I was laughing so hard

[Admon1959]

1 dislike is probibly his wife xD

[epiksonik]

I feel sorry for fat people.

[MainStOrchestra]

@epiksonik lol

[Juan321C]

@1endlessboy I'm #200, thanks for the laugh! If he's not Peter Griffin, then he IS the prototype!

[freezysworld]

ohh shit that peter griffin comment had me weak ahahaha

[skiptillman]

what a fat hog

[skiptillman]

what a fat hog

[degen8807]

Chris Farley really let himself go towards the end of his SNL days. I dont remember this episode.

[benaji261]

He has $3000 worth of food in him.

[sleepdeprivation78]

LMAO...KEEP PRESSING 8!

[MADDOG6400]

@sleepdeprivation78 Hummer?

[medicalterrylove2]

FAT PORN WHALE!!! I WOUNDER WHAT HE SMELL LIKE :D

[DaFoxx28]

@medicalterrylove2 probably like your mother since he just got off of her! YO ho ho ho! drum roll

[britneyslut]

:O OMG Is he foreal .

[DaFoxx28]

oh boy,look at all the fat jokes, like, we didnt know he was fat until everybody told a fat joke, wow. i see the light now , thank you

[yeyechicken]

@DaFoxx28 was that a fat joke? cuz i loveeee fat jokes

[DaFoxx28]

@yeyechicken no, it was called sarcasm, fat jokes are actually out dated, boring, come up with new material, who cares anyway, ok so he likes to eat or has bad metabolism, ok and. hell more than half of america is fat

[yeyechicken]

@DaFoxx28 i dont know why you're so uptight about this lol

[DaFoxx28]

@yeyechicken umm, im not, i simply said its old and boring and actually out dated and 7th grade to everytime "certain people" see somebody fat, they want to make fat jokes. Try some new material, ok move along now, we are on to other life adventures. Up up and away.

[hitmansrn]

@DaFoxx28 You're fat.

[DaFoxx28]

@hitmansrn yawn, captain obvious, nice try....yawn. a durrr, ill say "youre fat" to see if i get a reaction, a durrrr" man you guys need new material big time, that all you got? lol, must be amateurs on here.....run along kid

[DaFoxx28]

@hitmansrn oh and by the way, a challenge (watch you run and hide), let's post a pic, ill hold up a sign with my youtube name on it and yours, you do the same, we'll see who is fat, since you tried to play that boring "obvious" card, just because i said "fat jokes" are boring, so now i must be fat, that the gimmick? so you in? let me know. oh and by the way i boxed golden gloves for 12 yrs and won the title twice, anyway, you in? don't let me show you up son........

[hitmansrn]

@DaFoxx28 Golden gloves is amateur shit. I'll kick you in the face, son.

[DaFoxx28]

@hitmansrn yawn, actually its not, youre just some lil pup on the tube trying to stir, so obvious...wow, you really got to work on this "obvious" shit, seriously. Ok, yep, you'd kick my ass yawn, and umm if you're not amateur that means you're pro, so you're trying to say youre pro? Please lie and say you're a pro boxer so we can laugh at "captain boring and obvious", please say it lol. I noticed your bitch butt didn't take up my offer, just jawed more spew back, typical, ok i win, cya.

[hitmansrn]

@DaFoxx28 I didn't accept your homoerotic picture contest? I didn't refuse it either, but you don't even have a pic on your profile. I called you an amateur because you're an amateur boxer and must be old if you've done it 12 years, and must suck if you've gone 12 years and couldn't go pro haha. I am a kickboxer... thought that was obvious when I said I'd KICK you in the head.

[DaFoxx28]

@hitmansrn yawn, didnt want to go pro, and just because i decided not to go pro, doesnt mean i wasnt good, none the less, now the "oh you're gay" as the excuse, yawn, dude, you are so full of old tired comebacks it's insane, first the "hey guys, look at the guy in the video, did you notice he's fat?" yawn, now the "oh that's homo or gay" yawn, wow guy, do you get girls at all with that tired personality and game? lol, oh and who is gay now, looking at my profile? now im in your head apparently.

[DaFoxx28]

@hitmansrn good job making threats on a youtube chat forum lol, "ill kicks yo head , im a bad mans, but let me log off first and feed the chickens and hogs, then reboot and it's on!" lol Anyway 3 dollar bitch, your mothers a moose, your fathers a purse yielder, and your granny will be here in 5 minutes to SUCK MY DICK, LOL, i win, you lose, you tried that same old tired tactic, and it failed, update your shit, with your 1988 style, hell, you even pulled the "old" card, lol man you suck yawn.

[JSNkral]

What does the arguing of @DaFoxx28 and @hitmansrn have anything to do with this video? It's about some fat guy and we're talking about kickboxing?...

Oh internet!

[DaFoxx28]

@JSNkral apparently it got your attention, you took the time to respond.......and go back and read son, matter fact, you did the same thing he did, which is why we went back and forth in the first place, umm, isn't it pretty obvious the guy is fat? Like is it possible to come up with something else? Fat comments and jokes are so "80s", get some new material.

[JSNkral]

@DaFoxx28 I wasn't insulting fat people. Did I say: "lolzomg this fatass should lose weight!!!" No I didn't. All I simply said is how did this go from debating about some fat guy to kick boxing. Since you responded to me I see the whole chain now, but still cool it. I'm sure this gentleman has some kind of disorder he can't control. When someone is that fat it's not something that can be solved by just exercising more. I'm not ignorant, I just was curious, that's all.

[DaFoxx28]

@JSNkral who are you ghandi or somebody? cool it? are you teacher or a principal? you cool it buddy boy.

[JSNkral]

@DaFoxx28 Obvious troll is obvious.

[DaFoxx28]

@JSNkral what? anyway, ok teacher, thank you for the comments

[DaFoxx28]

@hitmansrn oh and p.s. everybody knows guys that make fat jokes have small wee wee's, just fyi. ok cya

[UnDeAdSniPR420]

if she gave him that $3000 we wouldnt have $3000 but we would have 3000 donuts

[TherealDarthSlayden]

For some reason...shes hot.

[tkotomy]

How does this bloke fit through normal human doorways.

[TheDAPLR]

*Video starts*

Me: 0_0

[xINiiiK]

He needs at least a half gallon of vodka. Be fair.