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  • I think he really over did it.

  • we should all go fur cof!

  • hey an italian woman's slipper is the most deadliest weapon ! that shit hurt when it made contact XD

  • @Kikyo361 Or hard Italian bread. 

  • Turn on Google translator @ 1:41 LOL:d

  • Sounds like Gru from Despicable Me

  • @FuzzyWobble He duz lul

  • Love the Accent!!!!!! awesome

  • Whatsa tha matta witha those apeople. Theya all adeaf or awhat??? I pissed myself laughing!!

  • @tasquill I wondered the same thing. They seemed only slightly and politely amused and I was on the floor kmsl the first and tenth time I watched this. I love his deadpan delivery I think it's the Scottish in him.

  • Hey Gerry,

    I heard you were Michael Polazzo's neighbor a long time back!

    I was just wondering, was this joke based on his family?

    LOL if it was!

  • This is hilarious, but Gerry doesn't do a good Italian accent. He sounds like Borat.

  • my goodness  why arent they laughing louder!!! this is epic!!

  • as i live and work in italy,,,its funny and its100% true italian are not friendly at all i would say thay are most rudest nation in the world i am not saying thay are rasict but thay are fuking rude thay even fukin dont know how to talk with other ppl thay just shout.......,,.......,,.......­.............

  • @numaan83 hahahahahahaha

  • My dad is Italian, he grows tomatoes, I could never cut the grass straight enough, my daughter is not allowed to chalk draw on his driveway, and my mom calls everyone a different name, including me. I use to cry, but after seeing this, I've never laughed so hard. Stereotypes are only racist if they're used to dehumanize or scapegoat for self serving agendas, but there's nothing wrong with laughing at ourselves and others acceptingly. To notice cultural differences in values and quirks is life. 

  • I love this dude. EY JIMMY!! YOU WANNA GO FO COF? XD sounds like YOU WANNA GO FUCK OFF?

  • @sassysilvershine thats the point... hahaha :) but it is pretty funny!

  • @missjordyndanielle

    It's funny though because I watch a show called Hetalia and they fit Countries to people. I swear, once you watch the first episode you will never be able to say pasta like a normal human being ever again.

  • @sassysilvershine Or 'CHIBITARIA' /snickers

  • i'd rather be watching russel peters

  • ur all fuckin retarted this video is hilarious!

  • @morphinexoxx you're right this is not only fuckin funny , his fuckin right too. I can say that because i'm italian too...

  • Italian people are some of the friendliest people I've ever met. What you're saying would only be funny if it had an inkling of truth. This is just awkward to listen to. :/

  • @TechAndTea You're fuckin right! Every single word you wrote is correct! Where are you from?!

  • This is bad not funny at all

  • thats the worst italian impression ive ever seen

  • You people that are saying that he doesn't sound Italian have obviously never worked/lived/driven through/been in Woodbridge, ON.

    Italian Central.

    "GIVE DOMI THE "C"!

  • @TheMeglioinItalia the comedian is Canadian so...um...yeaaahhh.

  • some of it is so true, I live in Italy and some people never remember your name (if you're foreign)

  • @trapapapapapapa perche dici questo?

  • @trapapapapapapa how in the holy fuck would u know huh?

  • he sounded russian not italian and i should know since im both italian and russian lol xD

  • Well I'll just put that out there, I thought it was pretty funny, especially as alot of it is true. My Nono's brother in law used to 'Water the driveway' as well haha. I'm Italian and really don't see how this could be offensive to anybody, the guy is just poking fun. But he is wrong about having his neighbors sauce, that stuff is like gold, you would have to kill my Nona to get it from her if your not family lol.

  • i mostly laughed at him trying to reproduce a fake italian accent

  • what is a- what is a your name?

  • LOL, so true the "names" part)) My name is Roman and i live in Italy for last 12 years. They call me Raimondo, Ronaldo, Omar, Ronny, Romeo, Raffaele, Riccardo, Romeno even Rotmans!!! But never hit the right one! Considering that their capital is Roma, and 'romano' means roman(a citizen of Rome). I'll never understand why it's so hard for them to just say Roman?))

    And then there's english guy Benjamin working with us. Guess what? They call him Benito, Bobo' and boss calls him Antonio) WTF??!!!))

  • It just seems like its going to be funny....but it never is

  • @joemoesexual1984 HOW IS DIS NOT FUNNY YOU STINK HEAD

  • @fuggindoosh

    Easy. I simply did not laugh at anything. Therefor, I don't think he is funny. Do you want me to draw you a pretty picture to clarify things more? I can draw some stickmen in a crowd not laughing at one stickman in front of a microphone. Would that help?

  • @joemoesexual1984 HOW ABOUT YOU GO EAT ROBIN WILLIAMS FUNNY ASS QUEERBAG

  • @fuggindoosh

    Im sorry I seemed to have offended Gerry Dee's biggest fan. I did not mean to. Sometimes I just like to post my opinion. I did not mean to kick sand in your vagina. If you want I can draw a stickman kicking sand in a stickwomans vagina. With the word SORRY written at the top. Would that help clarify things.

  • @joemoesexual1984 CHAD KREUGERS BUTTHOLE IS WAITING FOR YOU

  • @joemoesexual1984 Ahhh yes. You are very cold and calculating assuredly. Obviously you are far beyond our grasp on youtube and would never go and watch multiple videos performed by a comedic performer and comment on how funny it isn't... oh, nevermind then...every one of his videos I've watched you've commented on like the proverbial douchebag. Do a funnier stand up bit and make a video response, no one cares how jaded you are with people who are funnier than you.

  • @odelay34

    Damn, you got me. I have been watching all his videos and commenting on them. I am such a tool. Good job detective. You and scooby doo have solved the mystery.

    Nice try faggot. This is the only Gerry Dee video I have seen. Which means this is the only one I have commented on. Maybe you should get your facts straight first you moron. I bet you thought you were pretty bad ass when you wrote that too. I am done defending myself from losers. If you reply I won't read it.

  • @joemoesexual1984 Good way of putting it. I didn't laugh in the slightest, yet I never turned it off.

  • I'm not Italian, and I don't think this guy is funny at ALL

  • ha ha I'm italian I found this very very funny :-)

  • Omg. im italian. this is so true

  • @lssgrs how is this racist hes a white guy talking about italians wich are white

  • @ApprenticeOfAnubis Not exactly)

  • I love how everyone is complaining about how racist Americans like him are when he's actually a Canadian. Don't get me wrong, I'm a Canadian too, but it's just so funny to see everyone believe racism as purely an American thing.

  • @sorchasigrun

    The adjective "american"​is commonly used to indicate improperly only U.S. citizens.

    But you are all americans from Canada to Argentina.

  • @fabriz975 I can't really argue with that. :) However, in a lot of the world, "American" is actually how people of the USA are referenced so please don't be offended by my words. Sorry for any offence. :)

  • @sorchasigrun

    Im italian, not american of any kind, I'm not offended.

    I just live in Italy thanks to god, and it's no my intention to travel to racist North America.

  • i'm italian and this guy is not funny

  • funny! (:

  • Hard to live in shitty america like immigrants.

    The majority of people are anglo-faggots like this fucking guy.

    Thanks to god I can live quietly in my beloved country.

  • @ApprenticeOfAnubis

    Are you sure you feel good? Are you kidding me?

    I've never written anything against my Italian brothers, what the hell have you read?

    Check the destination of your answer before respond a comment.

  • @TheMeglioinItalia Then be "quiet" and stop insulting Americans....'cause I'd rather live here than with ignorant people like you

  • @karyn628

    Since when the americans have the right to insult those who they wants, while others can not insult the americans?

    Many americans are anti-italians, whats wrong if many people around the world are anti-americans?

    It's a simple exchange of courtesies.

    You're really a stupid hypocrite.

  • @karyn628 Ahahahaaaa!!!

    Kiss my ass american, who cares about your extremely hypocritical words, all the people of the world know as you are false persons.

    No one had the right to insult anyone, but each person in the world has a duty to be anti-american.

    And Italians are the first who have this pleasant duty.

    Greetings to my italians brothers who live there, fuck the rest.

  • @karyn628 I forgot: fuck you yankee scums!

  • Hilarious! My Mom's side of the family is Italian. She was born in Italy. And watching this was like watching an impression of my Uncle Nick.

  • @lssgrs i love you, no homo

  • Racacoon.. Lol

  • 82 raccacoons have internet access

  • MESSAGE TO ALL PEOPLE ITALIAN:

    THIS GUY IS MAKING FUN OF ME BECAUSE I'M ITALIAN, HE KEEPS ON SPAMMING MY INBOX WITH COMMENTS SAYING THAT I'M A GUIDO, AND I'M LOW CLASS, HE KEEPS ON MAKING RACIST COMMENTS TOWARDS ITALIANS, PLEASE HELP ME SPAM HIS INBOX WITH HATE, THANK YOU

    HERE IS HIS CHANNEL:

    /user/Tacocheeseandlettuce

  • @x732ScOpElEsS Italian isn't a race.

    Oh, and fuck Italians.

  • @DatPicksburghGuy uhh okay? ur sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool dude but really, ur just a fag, goodbye fag :)

  • ok "I'ma gonna go fo' cof" that was the only funny part

  • ok this is not funny making italians sound stupid

  • can someone explain the coffee joke i didnt get it...ps..italian girlz r sexy

  • i only part i didn't laugh at was the one from 0:00 - 4:51

  • e' cazzo 

  • and this guy is a douche

  • im italian, some of this is correct, if your not italian then i will never like you as much as an italian

  • watch the "Russell Peters italians" video... it's much better than this!

  • @TechAndTea not really: he just lied and did a monologue about all the fake stereotypes in USA and a Canada... :P Shit

  • @LouiseHans10 you're right... but it's still sad that people can laugh at it :(

  • @TechAndTea I just can't stand the stereotypes and all the shit made up about us... I'm fed up, really... 

  • I'm Italian and usually I laugh really hard when I see this kind of thing, but this one... First, he sounds like a russian to me and second... Really? Are we talking about ignorance? WTF? The only fun part was the one about the coffee -_-

  • @TechAndTea I'm russian and I don't find your comment funny, Are we talking about ignorance? WTF? The only fun part of your comment was the part about how you're Italian

  • @hayabusa2007spartan My comment wasn't suppose to be funny. I was just pointing out that he doesn't even know how to fake an Italian accent and clearly hates Italian immigrants. There are a lot of fun videos about Italian quirks, this isn't one of those. And if you are hungered by my comments probably it's because you would not like to be the object of this video... if you want to make good joke about a community you have to love that community first. Otherwise it's just pure racism.

  • hell no, im italian and every old italian i know asks me "what's ur name"? every time i see them

  • This prick wantsa take care, care of who he offends. The blonde cunt, it was an Italian who found America, prick.

  • @pipefroster of course it should be pointed out that he was looking for India at the time

  • I am Quiccer to murder an italian than a blacc

  • Sounds exactly like my nonno! Every man is "Gianni"!

  • About the name it is culture differents, asking the name to someone who you dont know it is not appropriate, mmmm i dont know how to explain, but you can ask the name after some time when you know better the person. I know this could appear funny and strange but it is the culture lol.

  • Oh and all foreign who imitate our way to speak seems they aloud, but its not true we speak normaly no need to loud. may this is just a my impression.

  • you can be fired only for very good reasons and after a formal warn. If an employer fired you without good reasons you could report him to your craft union and get the job back + many money. That is why an employer in italy could scream at you but it is hard that you get fired.

  • Hi to all, i am italian and i found this video nice and funny. I like the satire.

    But i wish to say something about that. May some things could appear funny to foreign people, but there is a reason for all always, i can make just 2 example: In Italy is forbidden to hitchhiking, it is a rule so if you do it you have much probability nobody will stop for you. mmm another example is the firing on job, The rules here are different from USA, when you are engaged for a job you can't be fired

  • ITALIANS ARE NOT WHITE'' FUCKING SILLY HALFBREEDS'' ROMAN TRASH''

  • @TUENEMIGOVIVO get a fukin life retard

  • @TUENEMIGOVIVO trueeeeeee

  • @TUENEMIGOVIVO Black people call me "white boy" either way...

  • @ShortFingeredShreder YES BEACAUSE THEY ARE NIGGERS..!! THEY CALL JEW WHITE BOY...EPIC FAIL..!! YOU ARE NOT NORDIC OR WHITE..!! NOT TO THE NORDIC VIKING PEOPLE..!! FUCK OFF BACK TO AFRICA YOU MOOR-ROMAN-HALFBREED-NIGGER..!­!

  • @TUENEMIGOVIVO shut up u prick. the vikings? where did those cunts come from? thin air? the romans dominated the known world. the vikings dominated ur mothers ancestors hahahahahaaha......make sure you put some mozzarella on that.. ;)

  • Best ever. Laugh every time. My friend was born in Italy and says that this is all so true. Gerry dee knows what he's talking about.

  • thank god im not italian

  • @MrJoey889 I thank God you're not Italian too.

  • the stereotype is normal. The italians that immigrated years ago in the states was ppl from the south of italy. The ppl from north italy goes in south america. So u have pretty much ppl from sicily in the States.

  • dam thanks God im ITALIAN!!

  • his italian accent is a mix from italian and indian accents, still funny though, hahah

  • actually... it is 15 years that i live here and "anglos" still call me carlos instead of carlo....

  • @ccarlito2001 yes anglo-saxons are the most culturally insensitive and ignorant people. they are also the most racist.

  • It's funny because I have a 70 year old Italian neighbor and he pretty much does EVERYTHING he just talked about....from the vegetable garden to the watering the driveway!!!

  • tha s not an italian accent!

  • why doesnt he call them wops

    

  • @maradonasublime because wops dont exist anymore.... a wop was an undocumented immigrant poor italian

    wop = with out papers. (during the ellis island immigration era)

  • @mrtundra45 ye but douche's still call them wops believe it or not

  • @MrJoey889 italians dont really care though....

    And id rather be a 'wop' than a inbred hillbilly or redneck with a 70 IQ whos daughters all have sex with niggers while their out at klan meetings. lol

  • fucking italians are like nothing

  • this guy looks like Barney Rubble ...just a dumb Mic...no back ground of his own and no brain...

  • lame..........

  • lol, i'm italian, and really if you grew up in places were italians were a lot, you can relate to this, every thing he said is true

  • Mkay I think everyone needs to calm down. I'm Italian, and he is spot on with what he's saying. If you don't think he's funny then don't watch him, plain and simple.

  • @Karadorablee Not watching him if you don't like him isn't the point. If he did this on Mexicans or African Americans, he'd be crucified. It's insulting, it's bigoted. His fake Italian accent (which sounds like a Middle Eastern Italian) is insulting. It's sad that you can't see the bigotry in it. You must also think it's acceptable to call Italian Americans "Guidos"..

  • @karyn628 just shut the fuck up and watch him, no one gives a shit, you just like being offended

  • Strange the description fits egyptians too!

  • if you say Italians don't care to be friends with their neighbors you have never met one single Italian in your life! We are the most friendly neighbors you can ever have!DISLIKE!

  • THIS GUY SUCKS !!!!!

  • @TENPINWRAP You're a faggot!!!!!!

  • Damn this guy suxs hard... It's almost funny to watch because he's so bad.

  • 2:52 is italian'

  • LOL not true, my neighbours are Italian and they are amazing, baby sat their kids almost every day last summer... (: love 'em

  • my grandparents came to toronto from italy and everything hes saying is true lololol

  • @philipkaka AMEN BROTHER lol this was life growing up in sault ste marie lol

  • my great grandmother and grandfather came from Italy to the states and this is spot on they lived till the age's of 96 and 99 so i got to know them well, And they were the most loyal people i have ever known they would do anything for me and the rest of our family.

  • to all the people being soft little vagina's over this...get over yourself! It's very accurate...I dont know how it is else where. But living in Toronto, where Gerry Dee is from, this is incredibly accurate! Being Portuguese I can say it also applies to old Portuguese people...the shit isn't even offensive!

  • U wanna go fuh coff?

  • I kill this racacoon lol. where are you nice racacoon lol.

  • Hey mr funny man, i'm italian and i totally remember names like: George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Bill Maher, Lenny Bruce, Eddie Izzard, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Emo Philips, Doug Stanhope, Steven Wright.

    Guess why your name isn't in the list.

  • sucks to not be funny

  • my fucking god, this guy is terrible.

  • @MaremmaSheepdog thank you for recognizing this, no one seems to understand these "italians" are americans of italian decent, completely different than authentic Italians.

  • italians in US are officially americans, not italians....it's a new (dutiful) bill in rome parliament

  • suck it donny

  • Whoooa I have never heard a non-Italian say "mangiacake" before. Hahaha. I am Italian and this guy is fucking hilarious.

  • @TheOriginalEllemar You should check out Russel Peters - that guy is even more f*cking hilarious than Gerry Dee.

  • im italian and none of my family is like this >.< maybe its because i live california. i dunno

  • he looks like a drunk russian man..

  • haha 1:50 is something my nonno would do...lol

  • thumbs up if you think he looks like brian from the backstreet boys!!!

  • awesome !

  • proud to be Italian !

  • @xanatos1231 mannaggia a lu curciu d'a mammata ;)

  • @xanatos1231 fuck you

  • @THELASTBOSS69 woah i didn mean to ofend anyon

  • oh GOD this guy has no personality at all!!! does he really think he's funny?

  • @9hrach9 are you fuckin serious? Gerry Dee is hilarious!

  • @17MJG93 Sweetie I'm Italian we are nothing like that... and it's really not funny... no offense but he's really not funny

  • @9hrach9 Hey, fuck you, get a sense of humor, your not the only italian

  • @gatormuffin26 Well at least i wasn't raised in your stupid america and don't have the STUPIDEST AMERICAN HUMOR that you have you go fuck yourself that you are a STUPID hormonal AMERICAn ;)

  • @9hrach9 LMMFAO! Its funny how you call americans stupid, what with your lack of punctuation and your inability to get your point across. Next time you want to accuse another of being stupid, i suggest you get a clue yourself. If you dont think this dude is funny, then you are one dry ass piece of toast. this skit is funny, especially with all the lame 'bambinos and guidos' that all america is sick of hearing about. with that said, please do FUCK OFF AND HAVE A WONDERFUL FUCKING DAY.

  • @DAISYDUKESnRAINBOOTS Do you even know what bambinos means?

  • @wahinesurfergirl wow did you really respond to ask me a question?... oh and no i dont know what it means, bc im so accustomed to using words without knowledge of the meaning. you know, just dropping random words in hopes of fooling others into thinking i know what im talking about....... this is sarcasm in case you were wondering.

  • @DAISYDUKESnRAINBOOTS I'm not stupid, dumb-ass! I know sarcasm when I see it!

  • @DAISYDUKESnRAINBOOTS Lol ok :) You guys are so pathetic:) go and be AS american AS you ARE!!! ;) i hope you know what i mean :) yah and by the way i can express my feelings in 5 other languages ;) so go fuck yourself with your ENGLISH and your high level humor ;) have fun

  • @9hrach9 Sweetie, I know a lot of Italians, and a lot of the older ones are very much like that. I used to work for a company owned by one, and he was almost exactly like that. Nothing against Italians, some of my best friends are Italian, including my girlfriend, whom I love very much, but he's not exactly inaccurate. And, no offense taken, because he is very funny. That's why he has so many "likes" on his videos. Idno why you're complaining about Americans, Gerry Dee is Canadian.

  • @9hrach9 Personalmente penso che sia divertente!

  • @9hrach9 Dude just take it easy! There are a lot of comedians who make fun of Americans. But i am not bitching at them.I know a lot of Italian people! And a lot of older Italian men are just like this lol. Okay? So take it easy and learn to laugh at yourself!

  • italian guy; AYE WANNA GO FO CUFF?

    gerry; O_O im to young to do that.

  • God damn racka koons. Thee day I find theess racka koon, Johnny, I KEEL theess racka koon

  • God dn racka koons.

  • It sounds more german or russian accent but the characteristics he portrays do sound italian.

  • wow im a true italian and my grandparents dont pseak very good english and anytime i take them to the grocery store if they hear some pseaking with an italian accent, they run right over and try to make friends! it is so funny