The Lazy Professional

[berndawg123]

Your snoring sounds like reverse farting lol

[ReversePhysics]

Yeah, but I bet non-HD Craig didn't lag all the time.

[chocoberry18]

Craig, there's a weird guy staring at me telling you that there's a dead guy's body inside his ride... O___O

[peaceofvanilla]

I found myself thinking, "Hey! stop picking on old Craig!" as if he were another person...

[ChCMPKD]

triple dream-ception!

[westonhoss]

:D this video was made on my birthday! i better get a happy birthday....

[AdamantSystems]

0:17

really was the old one?

[thisfunnygirliknow]

wow this was back before the new couch...the good ole days :'D

[NYUevanskis]

What an old couch...

[geekbts]

OMG! u have mini aspect raito syndrome (ars)

[MaskedUser04]

An error occurred. Please try again later. -___-

[MDTeddy]

Craig in 1080p is just so *insert good feeling here*.

[PlasticInk]

haha! I wonder what the guy driving by thought of Craig sleeping in the street.

[OMGIDontWanna]

INCEPTION!

[MutantPickle1337]

@jumboshrimp7 maybe they thought, hey, it's the new guy... dead already?

[SoSPACEY]

OH MAH GAWDD!!!! I HAVE THAT SAME CHAIR!!!!!!!

[cianroberts]

Why'd he blur out Past Craig's shirt?

[pinkpandamiranda]

That was a fricken' amazing book WIN.

[Skorphie]

laprofnalzazy?

[LonerDesk]

OH GOSH THE ASPECT RATIO!

[MariazzZebra]

I love your lisp <3 you should make a clone with a lisp :D

[AdamantSystems]

WHEEZYWAITAH!

[AdamantSystems]

WHEEZYWAITAHH! You like that? Is it a good recording? Nevermind whatever.

[AdamantSystems]

The old intro was hilarious.

[emyblueish]

Oh God! The aspect ratio!!! Hahaha.... 

[JoinMyGrave]

Inception!!!!

[ChristiaanMurk]

I finally boughy a new laptop. Now I can watch Craig sleep in HD! :D

[5x3x1x5]

at the end did that guy have a dream within a dream?...WHEEZY-CEPTION

[123PrincesG321]

This is ma fav vid ^_^

[lufcosuna10]

wow this is like inception!!!

[DarkJack678]

@lufcosuna10 only better ;)

[emacgregor16]

your dreams are like my dreams, I dream of me sleeping too, but I dream of me dreaming of me sleeping

[DannyGT1999]

Better hurry up and what, better hurry up and whaat!?

[catsnorkel]

damn, why is everyone getting my laptop? :P

[AjMannpie]

what? CLONES ARENT REAL?!?!

[legoepicboy]

The clown was under far enough for inception

[llDeaTHhIMseLFll]

dtrthj

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[SuperGreenperson]

Winception? Incictory? WinningWaiter!

[SherbetTheDog]

First video i ever seen of Wheezy's :) watched pretty much every other video of his after i saw this :) love WheezyWaiter!

[Jan4bass]

OMG THE ASPECT RATIO!!!

[GregTess]

@jumboshrimp7 Moar roadkill

[FireBreathingRabbit]

Inception!

[peturr916]

Lol 5 hour energy ad before the video

[foreverjynxed]

Great way for his new neighbors to get to know Craig: Drive past him lying in the middle of the road, sleeping.

Yep. xD

Youtubers rule. haha

[dont2care8channel]

This vid DEFINES LIFE!

[Mobrun2121]

how did you get the same tree in at 3:05 when you are in a different apartment?

[ThatSketchShoww]

i have that chair

[AjMannpie]

lazy wheezy? LAZY WAITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[akaKakashiFanatic]

meretricious [merəˈtriSHəs] (adj.): Of, relating to, or characteristic of a prostitute.

[ainokainen]

Love it!

[kyrsty0706]

I love your HD scalp :)

[Sebastianin2010]

Laprofnalzazy :) Craig is win!

[FeZ710]

I find this Shallow and Pedantic... "Shallantic"??

[TMcBagginspwnz]

lazy people are the most organized people. they dont want to spend time doing something they dont want to do so they put things in certain spots and keep them there so they dont have to waist more time in the future to look for them.

[Sebastianin2010]

@TMcBagginspwnz I have a theory that laziness is the key to human success, essentially people who want to do more things, with less effort, faster strive to find out how then go back to being lazy with added help of industrialisation.

[TMcBagginspwnz]

@Sebastianin2010 thats true. they do the most in life because they want less. Donald Trump is lazy. He's worked hard to become a billionaire only to lean back and relax

[LeGiiTWillie]

...and I clicked on this on June 7th, without first seeing it.

Yes, I'm catching up on WW. (;

[jltv1020]

0:45 So Cute?

[MaaikeL0vesMetallica]

LOL I'm watching this video on June 7th XD

[xXxsoupyxXx]

That's...my computer.

[gogoteca]

"Honey, our new neigbour is sleeping on the streets again"

[BeesonTheBeeson]

HAHA 2:52 "laprofnalzazy?"

He kind of looks like jeffery (Julian Smith) when he says that too..

[DreamDesireDance9]

lol when he showed the clip that said, It's June 7th, I flipped cause today is June 7th :P

The Wheezy-Ception continues! :)

[dylan1547]

A dream within a dream within a dream? Its Wheezy-ception!

[ogma001]

I'd like some laznal

[XLois0zero]

new greg better greg

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[MarioMaster1337]

@XLois0zero It's Craig you doof.

[XLois0zero]

@MarioMaster1337damned close but wrong

[ashky45]

inception!!!!

[Gaylesking]

So I stopped watching your videos for a couple of months because I barely have enough time to watch all my vlogbrothers every week, and a video a day is a lot to tackle on a regular basis. But watching this and the video afterwords has reaffirmed my weezy-faith. You are a funny man, that I simply cannot deny.

[musclegeek1991]

A CLOWN WITHIN A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM??? my head goes boom

[flidrl]

Dream in dream? Inception!

[akakekepania]

BAHHHAHAHAHA... You are freaking FUNNY! :O)

[HackingDutchman]

like that rss feed cushion left on the couch.......

[RenaesWorld]

oh god the aspect ratio hahah

[ThePoetzy]

@eternalflame902 you know it! wheezy the brony

[kaylalalah33]

lol i found you awhile ago but didnt subscribe because it wasn't that great..

[Mystique1919]

i really like that old intro and music =D

[Cari1999cpr0cks]

i was looking at a craig ad while watching this video. LOL!

[BulitTV]

LAPROFNOLZAZY FTW!

[sportsstar1998]

not only do you drream in your dreams...you also jump cut (and i find that amazing)

[3legstr8]

(sighs) and yet, after 4 years of advancement, your still and idiot

[clubpenguin1help]

lol i wonder what the driver of the car at 3:14 was thinking

[brookiecookiebear]

That was the best craig quote ever.



[purplepanda11]

that car was like

wtf Im going around this idiot

[After0808]

hey wheezy, is it too late to use this comment in wheezy pleases everyone?

[vendell777]

Here is a funny thing to do whenever you say something that is even remotely confusing you then quickly strike a pose ad say inception with you coolest voice (it also works in this situation) " he owes him money and he owes me money and I owe that guy mone- INCEPTION!!! ( try reading that out loud I dare you...)

[straps6661]

jsut a quick question...where is craig with a wig???

[faves3000]

@CorrinMovies No,it's Wheezception.

[CorrinMovies]

Dream in a dream? wheezyception!! =D

[sharoncanning234]

The orange skittles taste like soap.

[AwesomenessVidStudio]

wheezy waiter's dreams are like inception

[sidewalkcrap]

Im profazy

[MissThirteen02]

00:56 watch the book twitch,, ehehe

[Mystique1919]

I think this is future me...profazy :(

[yuffferz]

Ugh. Everyone is copying my old Top Rated comment about the intel ad.

[DuyAnh1]

sweeeeeeeeet laptop :)

[lazyXexpert]

A dream inside a dream? INCEPTION. It's everywhere. :D

[tannawings]

UR profazy!

[Justmemyownself]

*already, not shortest. My smart phone is so smart.

[Justmemyownself]

And I shortest have that computron......

[Justmemyownself]

WTF?!?! I came here to see the beard. Not Katy Perry. Boat girl is not amused.

[mintbuffalo]

THANK you for making me laugh, again.

[brokinwand92]

omg wheezy you are such a sellout, you sellout.......................­.sellout

JUST KIDDING, I LIKE YOU WHEEZY

[GigglePoot23]

Really Wheezy? Intel ads? ... smh

[legomonkey100]

i think more people are lazy than professinal

[RyanMurphyTube]

Wow lazy AND professional. I never thouggghyju.... zzzzzzz

[FiFiLiveFromGayParee]

Lisp! :)

<3

[plebbo14]

laprofnalzazy

[tjflacid]

i already have that laptop but it blows

[shyshykaykay]

ill

[momsfocus]

Is it contest? tweeting @momsfocus

[momsfocus]

Is it contest? tweeting @momsfocus

[momsfocus]

Is it contest? tweeting @momsfocus

[DGKforlife122]

nobody thumbs up

[Videofreekyag]

20% faster?

Rainbow Dash Approves!

[lyingbears]

@Videofreekyag I can't think of a reply to match this comment in amazing so I'm just going to nod and give you a thumbs up from behind my computer screen.

[aSongScout]

HOLY CRAP WheezyWaiter is in the box ad off to the left! ---->

[GardenHeath]

Ha! SUCKER!

I'm gonna go watch Veronica Mars.

[JackJTurner3]

@wabble234 It's like a dream within a dream



[AWESOMELUKETH]

3:39 - Wheezy selling out.

[N45HcH]

i wish there was another thought bubble..

[NielsC68]

Birdensome?

[lppoj]

i love your beard.

[ssparrow331]

wow, on the main page! :)

[hempheadfor20]

The RSS feed in this video is broken...

Or is that a pillow...

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

Thumb up if you had to Google meretricious.

[nojodasboy22]

Beardception!

[christainboy1]

im sorry but toshiba sucks they have had issues with vista and 7. not worth it.

[AndresTweets]

Clown = Limbo

[StraightUpKnives]

main page!

[seventeencandles123]

Does anyone else see the Intel ad on the right with Craig on it?! :D

[cloebaby97]

@seventeencandles123 It's a beardsplosion.

[Aeqelable]

@seventeencandles123 I use ad block...

[LittleMsAudreyG]

HEART!

[Jessicarae7]

one of your best movies yet!

[Raleighmayne]

That's so meta...

[RelytNroz]

He was too lazy to put up shelves but...

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[Breakfastfan4life]

ZOMG DOUBLE KITTEH WINK :D

[TyTheRegularMan]

It's like a dream fractal

[All0ut]

Gratz on the intel ad I see on this video Wheezy!

[lemonman221]

PRESS 7 FOR MAN COMING OUT OF A TREE

[patelmike3535]

an advertise brought me here (i was already subscribed, i was just letting you guys no).....WHEEZY WAITER IS ON AN ADVERTISE ON YOUTUBE!

i never knew that

[MoulinRouge6Love]

PLEASE make a book of all your quotes!! I WOULD BUY IT! :)

[TheMegasuperginger]

CRAIG!! YOU ARE ON AN INTEL ADD!!!

[GoonandFriends]

amazing video yet again

[NiamhElspeth]

Wheezy, when are you going to give me that damn laptop?!?!

[DDXGaddini]

rojo alerto!

[iheartmauao]

an 'intro-phy' hahaha wheezey stop it...no dont stop... xox

[AquaRox257]

YOU NEED TO GO DEEPER!

[AllieCat666]

i like how that same black car followed you to your new apartment O.o

[xChieftainx]

Since its wheezy its...BEARDCEPTION (gasp)o.o

[uhuhuh1966]

Whoa...did I really just see Intel advertise this video on the youtube home page? Movin up in the youtube world Wheezy ;)

[ichibanjack]

I understood inception.

In my dreams!

[inooradd]

Give Palestine back their occupied land.

[theatrejunkie09]

press 5 and answer my question... why is the wheeze's lips so white?

[TheUltimateCrafters]

BRAUUUUUUUN, INCEPTION

[tvc221]

Beard 2.0

[NbZaRR]

#2ndGenWheezy

[usergroupX]

I can HAZ the HDs

[CubanoBink]

you're pretty cool

[beybladera]

OMG i looked at the ad below the video and Weezey Waiter was in it o_o

[Gabbbbbbbs]

Love!

[yeptexting]

wow! its the best video. I love it!!

[TheAminShow]

press 6 for a seizure

[TheWanderinSpacelady]

YOUR LIPS ARE THE SAME COLOUR AS YOUR FACE! But only sometimes? D:

[skamdig22]

I thought you moved? So how can the exact same tree be outside your window? O.o

[goth505]

its a dream inside a dream!!duuuuuuuuuuuun