The California Chronicles [Condensed]

[patriciapalmer]

i believe you about the snake...lol

[ViktorVonD]

i've really got to say, this video, along with the other california chronicles [packing, madness, and tv's death] and the voice over video, really gave me the confidence to one day take the trip for myself

[youwannafanta]

don't come to California tho.

[regelemihai]

Why not?

[toroga1]

your voiceover stuff reminded me vaguely of hunter s thompson...good job...just wish some actual madness had occurred.

[themooseisontheloose]

@toroga1 "i was right in the middle of a fuckin' reptile zoo. someone was feedin' booze to these goddamn thing. won't be long now 'til they tear us to shreds" loved that line in fear and loathing in las vegas i thought it was funny as hell.

[shimmyshimmylipglos6]

your fucking awesome! i love you!

[kaylabug35]

i've always liked this vid, i miss your old stuff!!

[mikhail100]

fear and loathing in las vegas?

[CrazyLikeYourself]

Lol!

[SimplyHailey]

lmao

"its raining & snowing in the desert, what fucking planet am i on?!?!?!"

LMAO

omg im still laughing

[CrazyLikeYourself]

Favorite part.

[SimplyHailey]

hahahahahahhahaha

[skater6665]

I live outside of huntsville XD

[bongtoke7108]

ur lucky the snake didnt bite ur balls..

[elherbert]

dude lol when u were shiting rainbows u were laughing so hard XD then u just went dull on the scene

[Anonymousmuffin]

Im shitting rainbows! Messy messy rainbows in my pants!

[AnonymousSubconcious]

The footage is awesome.

The narration was even better.

The "near-death pooping" story is just lulz.

[dowling1981]

What about the Renton Masquerade?

[Johncenasboy]

is there a second video

[AnimeVampire234]

WOOT YOUR AWSOME XD

[surprisinguprising]

OH MAH GAWD I'VE NEVA BEEN TO MESSUHSIPPEE!"

Fucking laughed so hard at that.

[Ghostbustax]

hahaha.

I loved the "WHAT FUCKING PLANET AM I ON?!" quote.

Very good video,the commentary reminded me of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

[ViktorVonD]

and of course, I'm eating chocolate as he gets to his story...

[robtran]

HOLY SHIT!! Pun intended, and whether you believe in God or nut that shit had to be holy to protect your ass from that rattler. You really DID come close to dying (if you don't remember, I'm the guy you told to watch this while we chatted each other up in San Francisco this past Saturday). I'm VERY happy to learn that you came unscathed.

[iqchip]

Damn, good think it didint strike your taint. That would suck. Maybe the fast flow of the spurts kept it at bay. Welp, glad you didnt die!

[TrilbyWearingGeek]

Awesome. At least the snake didn't get your arse. :P

[TextAndViolence]

URGENT BOH3M3!!!

YOU GOTTA READ THIS!!!

i don't know if you lost the fang or what but you have to make sure you safely get that fang into a jar or throw it away or something. those fangs still hold poisen. people die every now and then from fangs that have punctured tires and they get pricked and don't realise it's a snake fang. BE CAREFUL!

[InsideCupboard]

lol chill this video was made a year ago

[Brian3219]

what kind of camera do you have

[sullenlady333]

this made me smile. i seriously love my state..now your state..ahh california.

[DJgrandtheftauto]

i beleive you

[westenddm]

wow. you're a hollywood type now

[VortexNeurofunk]

u look better as a baldy boh3m3

[MyRandomAcc]

:-)

[Debaku]

Wow, shit dude, the dialog in this is extremely entertaining and colorful, very well written. very much enjoyed.

[CIC0TT3]

lmao

shitting rainbowS?

[OO7shortie]

Dude, seriously, you should write a book of some sort...not necessarily on this particular story, though that would be good as well, but anything. You have a good satire-ish/sarcastic/cynical way of describing things that is immensely amusing...keep it up bro!

[SweetestGoodbye4]

Lol...poor you. We had snow in the middle of the desert once. Crazy.

[NannyCam]

go a bit more south and check out long beach. just stay out of the 'hood and you'll be good. :)

[Herufaia]

Largest thermometer in the world FTW!

[LaniChantal]

Can't show or mention his face... or mannerisms?

Took a long shower, scrubbed hard!

But that's another story- perfect end!

Found the seedy narrating very interesting. Love ya!

[Luffy55555]

HA HA! If he went past Needles and ate the burger in Baker, he had to have past my hometown on the way to L.A. HOW AWESOME!!!

[jgrizzXcore]

all i can say is thank god you werent wearing sandals lmao (or man-flops)

[GoddessShlee]

shitting rainbows in my pants! LMAO

[Evanmileus]

i love this video.....one of the best of ben's

[grietcestmoi]

Now you can come visit me in LA!!! Anyways, enjoyed the story. Almost Bukowski-esque in the descriptions of the pre- rattle snake of doom journey. Welcome to the traffic captial of the world. As the Chili Peppers said, the city (well county), the city of angeles will feel like your only friend. That song IS this town.

Much love,

Eurydice

[CmsUnknown95]

efef

[xxdrkanglsxx]

ohmygod that whole thing made me laugh like crazy, my parents have been asking me what the hell ive been laughing at for the past ten minutes. Told them in so many words XD I was eating, finished my food half way through the video though so it was all good XD

[Lliam1994]

i was eating

[LadySadist]

that was brilliantly done

never heard somebody tell a story that was that amazing, good job

[Otacrunk]

Yea man...you gotta make sure you have enough gas drivin through the desert, towns are few and far between! I learned that as well on my trip to cali lol.

[SickSilckMan]

my god, the commentary on this is remarkable. seriously, i loved it. i think i would've died if a rattlesnake ever attached itself to my boot. those things scare the shit out of me...all snakes do, for that matter.

[trinisprite13]

i believ you !!!!

[Penguin262]

WHAT PLANET AM I ON!

lol!

[thecr4zyguy]

cliche yet very expert and hilarious voice over

[TheJarhead]

awesome commentary

[UsagiWolf]

You crack me up. xD

[CreamSpinachplz]

Oh my fucking god

bullshit with the fucking rattlesnake what a fucking clique but i believe you

"GLOBAL WARMING MY ASS"

greatjob

[y0ut00ber]

"Ok, it's raining, and snowing, in the middle of a desert! What fucking planet am I on?!"

"Shitting my guts out, sorry for you people that are eating"

Funny statements! lol

[heathernicolescott21]

'shit like a madman' wow Caitlin is a lucky lady...jK...twas a good story. Made me giggle .Good luck in Cali.: :0)

[stupidgirl987]

lmao near death pooping...

what a way to go.

[XiongMaoPanda]

I get way more than a few giggles out of your videos. They are fantastic. Even people who aren't into YouTube love them.

[PurpleBeans000]

*Motherly Tone* I HATE your hair that way!!

[angelamazzeo]

you are like 30 minutes away from me. my family owns an apart building abotu 5 minutes away from torrance. and i was just there like 2 days ago. crazy. oh yeah, i was in san francisco the same time that you were. but i went for a concert. lol

[JZdevils]

lmfao a rattle snake??? damn, id be scared shitless...wait, you were scared shitless!!

[RetroRyder]

WHAT F**KING PLANET AM I ON? - that made me laugh so hard!

[Arkadyc]

you took a shit on a radl snake n lived to tell the tale

[Leon119]

Lmfao XDD Pause at 7:48

[annabanana351129]

HA HA HA HA thats great!

[StupidSmarts]

Every thing you say is like a narator and is funny even in your week stupididy your funny (i don't mean to say this meenly). Sh*ting messy rainbos in Mississipy (LOL). You even said your windsheild looks like when the melnamena whaterever falcon jumps to litespeed.

PS global warming is real and your on the planet earth where god can make anything happen (even make britneys hair grow back Heck y not make it snow in the dessert)

[z4vandetta]

Messy messy rainbows!

[kkaylanchris]

shut the fuck up randy0987... i beleave you boh3m3!<3

[randy0987]

show the fang you lying cunt!

[girlnextdoorx1]

you should start writing books

i would but all your books because when you talk the words you say is like some thing you would read from a book you seem very educated

[xxsc0ttxxx]

he was reading all of this I'm sure..and it was probably close to the size of a book

[xxsc0ttxxx]

he does do good work though

[3mst3r]

when you talk the words you say

lol! We is educated? Go too shcool?

[stanlyisteresa]

my trip to california wasn't nearly as eventful... though... there was a creepy one armed man hitting on me the whole way... damn grey hound busses.....

[megangc89]

haha

welcome to california

where the weather is as unpredictable as the countrys next action

and where there isn't rush hour, theres just one hour that isnt as heavy.

[LazyEyeMedia]

"hey kids" what a sad condesending intor to every one of your sad attmpts to amuse. Anyway, thats all I can coment on. Because thats as far as I got. I tryed to re-visit this channel. hafter 3.1 I'm done. To those subscribers that are on the edge of thier seats waiting for this kids next vid.... off yourself!

[zond]

...What? Dude, there's a difference between disliking a video, but just yelling about it to say something just makes you look like an ass

[LazyEyeMedia]

hmmm, no

[PunkFairyPrincess13]

hey you posted this on my birthday! ommg wow

[codemeister1990]

this guy is so damn funny HAHA

[RIZZOROCKER]

finally your in la.....lol you could actually get your start there u have some internet recomendations

[tomcat16789]

"messy messy rainbows ah ha ha" OMG wow lol.

[NowhereKids]

Dude..I live in Mississippi..Everyone thinks we're all rednecks that walk around without shoes, but we're not..

[Axol]

lol haven't checked you ur vids in a while but ur still good at it :D kudos

[greedalwayskills]

ouch. this is terrible.

[JM4R1E]

Haha so totally rocks.. I swear!

[dove95]

Seriously. I really think if this is all written out and you need someone to proofread it (me?), you should so submit this to literary journals. This is, at least, a well-spoken and riveting prose. My venture to moving to the NYC area isn't half as interesting.

[freeepeace]

Great recap. We just did 3400 miles from Los Angeles to Boston with 2 dogs and a cat. Took 6 days. Oh the antics. Love the rattlesnake story. Lucky get-away. I thought you were gonna say you sat on a scorpion. Welcome to the greatest city in the country. I love LA.

[billiejoesexi]

Hilarious. XD

[kdQx]

i like your videos

[CookiieCubes]

ahahahaha you've made my day.

[threelions3]

u had me laughting out loud u rock nice vid keep it up :)

[gasolineonflames]

You are hilarious :)

See, his is exactly how my trips go.

Which is.

The exact opposite of what a trip is supposed to be.

COMPLETE AND UTTER SHIT.

[thatsinkingfeelingXx]

haha, i've never heard a story that good about explosive shits and rattlesnakes before. and believe me, i've heard several...

[stellarsky1]

you are so awesome...this one should go on your greatest hits

[suziblutube]

'Sex, Tears and 50 Dollar ....you are my new hero.

[dickshmitz]

get off of youtube, and at least go to school for movie shit. you are wasting talent on here.

[bielbyn0]

You rock, simple as. =D

[noodlnuts]

* Okay it's raining and snowing in the fuckin desert

, WHAT FUCKING PLANET AM I ON * ROFL Boh3m3 you rock dude and i was shitting rainbows waiting 4 this video :D

[invalidnickname]

lmao welcome to MY domain buddy

[Hypnotyze]

More retarded analogies please...Retard

[BusterRabbit31]

Even though I would have like to see more about the move, I enjoyed the film that you came up with. I understand alot about that area. From Sandstorms and Earthquackes To Bilizards and Tornatos. I've lived in places such as Califonia and Oregon. So I know what you're talking about when you said that a rattle snake attacked you. You was lucky to have the boots on and thats why Cowboy Boots are so high up the leg. Hope to see more videos like this one.

[aznflayva]

you're lucky that thing didn't lunge at your junk, think about it..they'd find you in the middle of the dessert with your pants down draggin poop and a rattle snake bite...on your balls. a horrid death

[BrianMcNail]

I'm shitting rainbows too...oh wait thats just a peanut.

[angel4ceci]

omg-- great story!

[Lostfury264]

man, why did you have to stop embedding?

[BusterRabbit31]

Do you really have to ask? If you're embredding then the chances are high to have mental problems physical limitations.

[Lostfury264]

"embedding" ya know the code to put on a different site, not "embredding" -_-

[nodachi92]

LMAO! "Sorry for those who are eating", LOL, I was eating when I watched this :D

[onlineinvestigator]

Hey did you recieve the money you needed? I think it was fine that you did a video asking for people to donate to your cause. I mean, it takes money to move! Geesh! So what if people dont understand that. You should just delete their comments. I would give you money too if I had extra money but right now things are kinda tight.

[infamousmfox]

u should haved craped on the rattle snake...thatll show him.

[justajusta]

Entertaining video, very funny, makes me want to roadtrip!

[iamnotapoet]

bravo on a brilliant travelog ... Sweetie says she needs to see the fang, though.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[ilikenintendo2005]

really funny!!!

[gerod11]

ha i live in torrance im gonna go steal the fang and sell it on ebay i can see it now

-fang that bit boh3m3 in the boot $3-

[lyssajane]

haha. i love ur word choice.

[rareitemhunter1]

nice vid. 'Its snowing and raining in the desert, WHAT F--ING PLANET AM I ON?' lol laughed so hard at that!!

[unnamedhobo]

I live a mile or so away from Torrance

*stalks*

[Adria20]

didn't this guy sell out??

[Lostfury264]

no...

[ilikenintendo2005]

y can't u show us the fang??? but still i belive u!

[yugitoshinn]

a very interesting trip1!!

[MangaCoonGirl]

hehe that sounded like a very interesting trip1!!

[GrafSesshomaru]

Yes, very true, you must have a gun if your in LA...People get high jacked and kileld just by going into a neighborhood with a gang there. And the snowy Desert...Hmmm..Well, at LEAST you don't live in Death Vally..That is so Shitting hot they say it's the hottest place in the US, not to mention California. But it is good you were killed by the snake having your dead corpse be eaten by...Whatever is out there. Welcome Welcome to the Golden State of the US.

[littlepandaexpress]

sex tears fifty dolla bills rofl... i think a couple of my dead hookers were out where u passed lol... gaaaaah that rattlesnake story, makes me really glad i DONT miss that part of vegas.. imagine the snake AND a couple of Scorpians... arrrggg gotta love the desert.. i miss home...well glad u made it safe ben hehe who else can bring us juicy poop news :)

[loverlylee]

ha ha i watched one of your vidoes about australians. it was replied by communitychannel and have been hooked ever since. you are hilarious! speaking of why people need guns in LA: you need one anywhere. I live in columbus, OH and i found out on new years that i was the ONLY person in my neighborhood who didnt have a gun, it was like downtown bagdhad out there.

[Recon0086]

your so full of sh*t.. f'ing liar f@ggot

[iamrandomer]

Have any proof of that?

[Maholix]

Why the heck would you lie about that? lol, it's not cool to be bit while you are like that and he could have come up with something far better if he was lying. Rattlers are like that too. I know, my dad likes to hunt them.

[ymarie]

That was the best story ever. Welcome to, California! Hope you like it.

[popdisastertour]

You are and incedible narrarator, an excellent storyteller, and and awesome metaphorasist and sssssssiiiiiiimmmmmmmiiiiiiill­llllaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrIEST?

[blondeegirlinsandieg]

Welcome to California. :)

[legendoffernie]

friggin hilarious, love your vids man.

[ghostboxmods]

"near death pooping"

lol

[JorjeWoW]

haha yes, awesome! i believe you but seeing the fang would be pretty cool too

[cj25cooldude]

u should make the fang into a necklace or something

[PunkyDrumrChik]

Haha! The story about the seedy hotel and the rattle snake! Love you vids, man. Keep it up!

[PhilsBadgersInc]

haha a rattle snake, don't worry, i believe you :]

[djhobbes]

thoroughly enjoyable..

[taurusborn87]

This kind of makes me think of Jack Kerouac...I've been reading a lot of him. I just read The Dharma Bums where he travels to California himself. Even though I highly doubt your on a quest for Buhddism. lol

[mcguck]

Honestly next to your video with hill88 this was the best video ever.

[thexperfectxcrime]

LOL WOW!

sounds relli eventful lol

nice vid really entertaining

[4gottenShadow]

Kick ass vid Ben! Thoroughly enjoyed your commentary. A for effort man. Keep it up!

[fett8802]

Messy Messy Rainbows!

[tatyfra]

love the beautiful sound at the end! lol

i really enjoy watchin ur videos! keep them comin

and good luck in cali! =)

[killzoneiscoolerdave]

HAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! LOVE IT!

[gabbi123]

awesome vid! you need to speak slower though, :)

[LRangerR]

1st lesson on california, deserts sucks. 2nd lesson on california, theres rattlesnakes in the desert. welcome to SoCal bro

[bonerinthemorning]

you try way too hard man. doesn't look good. looks desperate and shit.

[IanCrossland]

Awesome dude we should hang out

[dark420bishop]

Hey bro, always nice to see one of your vids. I'm really glad you didn't get snake bitten in the desert while pooping. We would have missed you!!

[teameymelli1]

Hmm...Huntsville, somewhere in california...

good "choice"

[Volcomgirl009087]

Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas.

[welshart]

amazing blog :)

[dmaradona10]

LAME! Next time you go on a road trip, plan things out better, and see what you passed by on this one.

[mcorbyn]

Oh man i cant wait till the next story!

[program26]

yes- welcome to cali! you're less than an hour away.

[Sandycheeks1968]

is your ceiling really really low? Can you stand in that room? And yes, WELCOME TO CALI!

[darkenlightenment]

he's probably bunking in with someone lol

[OmzigTheLemur]

Welcome to California!

[Ofelia118]

I'm Mexican so i'm used to being bit by scorpions not snakes though. I've gotten bitten so many times that I'm immune to there venom.

[UberToober]

That rattlesnake was just giving you a warning, next time you shit in its home it's gonna bite you in the ballsack, then you'll really be shittin I tells ya what, haha. This sucks I'm gonna miss that room. Go paint a room white then decorate it with paddy caps lol

[unloud]

Holy crap rattlesnake :-O !

[mywingsareyours]

You're lucky. :]

In the desert, ALWAYS watch out for rattlers and scorpions. They are EVERYWHERE.

It's crazy.

[U2Love]

no winder why your speaking was so smooth, becasue you had it all narated out on a piece of paper.

[alliekat28]

Boh3m3? Is that you? Omigod, I thought you were dead, for Chrissakes...seeing as you like, fell off the face of the earth for a week or so.

Naw, j/k. So, a RATTLESNAKE, huh? SCARY stuff, man. I'd wig out. Luckily for you, you noticed before it worked its way up or something. Congrats on making it to Cali.

**Peace**

[YD18]

Shiting rainbows!!!!!!!!!  YAY!!!

[dburr13]

Crap In The Desert!...It may not have been you intention to make your best video yet...But this one may be it...Hilarious...I'm just glad that your truck didn't die in the first act...Previous videos provided enough foreshadowing...And next time you'll know when your in your truck...driving cross country...and you have to crap...you need to shoot some footage of you grimacing...grunting the words...Man...i've gotta crap.

[rapethenun]

WTF! Whenever I try to watch this video it ends at 5:57!

[ariellebryant]

boh3m3, i love your metaphors.