Futurama Season 1 Funny Quotes

[Sclarke1995]

Shouldn't you have all of the quotes?

[Jampang66]

Good but you don't have the clip of Bender saying oh my god in the episode where leela slept with zap. That part made me crack up

[playlistguy734]

Do Season 2!

[ZeroReligion]

I have links for season 1 download. on my channel. or you can go all the way to the store and buy it.

rate up so others see. thanks and you're welcome

[MrJoyDevision]

Hey, 46 dislikers, bite my shiny metal ass!

[031000ron1]

@MrJoyDevision They should interface with my ass... BY BITING IT!

[Motorbreath82]

"Do i hear wedding bells?" NO!! "Oh my!"

[gatlin127]

we got room for another 2/3 of a person lmaooo thats like only ur torso well if you arent fat

[bartymatrix7]

Why isnte this quote here?

Bender: Can We have some money?

Propher: Oh My no (Laughs)

[thomasf]

there were so many more from episode 4!

[iluvtigerz1]

Mrjoysdevision yes it is :)

[hamsterboy56]

Lol at the coke classic reference... Does make you wonder if "new coke"was planned from the start... We'll never know lol

[MrJoyDevision]

Wasn't Matt Groeing this show's creator?

[r3sp3ctdaf3mal3s]

"You know fry, of all the friends i have, your the first." lmao that akward silence after makes me laugh everytime i watch the episode

[ChocolateChip347]

Bite my shiny metal ass.

[Odbarc]

Do more!!

[BaxterXenon]

Ice.E.Weaner

[MUTLYMAX8]

@BaxterXenon I. C. Weiner

[BaxterXenon]

@MUTLYMAX8 Oh yeah...forgot.

[thunderdome033]

"Fine, I'll let go and swim around in the slurm and drink as much as I want...*falls in" HELP I can't swim!!" hahaha I love fry

[quadrophenic999]

Maybe I missed it but this video needs zoidberg saying, "gracias" when he's on fry's episode of single female laywer

[TheCopper1234]

Bender and Zoidberg RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hesteaeble]

3:07 <3 <3 <3 <3

[hesteaeble]

Noo, the itch for adventure!

[codlover875]

ONE JILLION DOLLARS *gasps* sir,thats not a number *gasps* lol

[codlover875]

Fry: oh cool a real robot

Bender: bite my shiny meatal ass

Fry: it dosnt look so shiny to me

Bender: shinyer than urs meatbag

LOLOLOLOLOL

[inuyasha9454]

lol bite my shiny metal ass

shinier than yours meat bag

[Cardgames4children]

Seriously, the best show ever made. A laugh virtually every minute!!!!!!!!

[llongone2]

I don`t know what season it`s from, but can someone please direct me to:

(Zapp Brannigan): He reminds me of a younger me...not too much younger...perhaps even a little older.

[Cardgames4children]

@llongone2 "A Flight to Remember" from season 1 I think

[drinadobra]

@Cardgames4children seson 2...first episode

[drinadobra]

@llongone2 S2E1 "A flight to remember"

[darkspace115]

if its all audio don't put in video catagory . u suck.

[jaymthegenius]

"We were doomed from the start" Lol @ how Zapp never takes responsibility for his own stupid decisions.

[samiraxkhan]

28 people are... just... THE WORLD HATES THEM.

[wesilation98]

i liked this cuz the uploader's name was delorean

[Smashingpain]

"Kiff I am feeling the captains itch!" "I'll get the powder sir..."

CLASSIC!

[LikeLightToFlies7]

i love that all of you love this show non of my friends other then me and my girlfriend love this show bought all seasons great show

[finksc]

Missed my favorite as they're leaving the Slurm factory. Fry has me in stitches every time I hear "But she'll crush you like a worm!... Crushing a smaller worm."

[AgnosticSalmon]

Aww. You left out "My god! It's the future! My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend. I'll never see any of them again! ....YAHOO!"

[messed2552]

HELLO PIZZA DELVERY FOR icey weiner got i should make that crank call lol

[luizramires7]

Slurm Classic!!!!

[TheZephos]

Happy Problem- Cryin Shame

[TANK1671]

very serious- mayor poopenmyer! , HAHAHAHAHAAAHHAAAAAAHHHHH FUNNY STUFF. of course - you cant watch this baked and not crack up. unless you're sleeping. or not watching it at all!

[NutterBrain]

this is awesome, i have EVERY futurama episode on DVD that has been released :) please do seasons 2, 3, 4 and 5 :D

[delorean117]

@NutterBrain I'd like to but it's a lot of work! :D I don't have the time anymore. But at least there are now new episodes of Futurama being made. 

[xQsSahil]

@delorean117 didnt it stop in 2007?

[delorean117]

@xQsSahil They began producing new episodes from mid way through last year, although in my opinion they aren't anywhere near as good.

[CyberPowa]

@delorean117 yah true, i keep seeing al but its not the same :p

[RYKERISBEAST]

@NutterBrain this is my favorite show ever

[kuraiendow]

my favorite is "please fry i don't know how to teach, i'm a professor!) instant classic ;}

[delorean117]

@kuraiendow Yeah I used to love that one as well. That episode used to be one of my favorites.

[degafreak98]

@kuraiendow its like my professors

[cheesecarrots]

Mayor Poopenmyer!!! ahahahaha that's awesome!

[jynx2501]

If you wanna hear more awesome quotes, just watch the show. They have such an amazing writing staff!

[BrendanStuart]

from Fry and the Slurm Factory, you left out

Bender: Look, flowers. And a boat!!!

[Alaskaanmlvr]

"40,000 channels and only 150 of them have anything worth

watching" !

Over 1000 years later and that is one thing that never changed.

[JAYREEFER69]

... we're out of rolls.

[13earldavid]

24 people need to BITE MY SHINEY METAL ASS!!

[lapierda190]

Well done, nice collection of funny quotes!! :D

[kratos4evr]

"i always feared he would run off , why? why!? why didn't i break his legs!?"

[AlecTrudel]

won ton burrito meals! LOL XD

[natesawesome1]

@FateMan22 professor- they renamed Uranus 500 years ago to stop that stupid joke Fry- really? What's it called now? Professor- Urectum xD random name. . . From the episode with the garbage ball

[raispotter]

this is so cool



[nxios]

''mathematics of wonton burrito meals'' LoL

the last one was a reference to coca-cola xDD

[FateMan22]

I hope I don't have to smell URanus LOL

[Paulmister99]

Nice vid

[shrimpchris]

BITE MY GLORIOUS GOLDEN ASS!

[Merc261]

@shrimpchris best episode ever!

[Nizwiz411]

Good news everyone!!!!

[Allahanna1]

-says something from the video and gets lots of thumbs up-

[ifulike2laugh]

1 Gillion Dollars.!! (Gasp) Thats Not A Number.! (Gasp) , CLASSIC.!

[kratos4evr]

@ifulike2laugh lmao!

[WolfmanNougat]

Fenix?

[unknown2558isback]

why? Why?!? WHY didn't I break his legs?!?!? LMAO

[eleman97]

5:53 OH GOD ITS NEW COKE ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!

[roronoablade]

"I'll get the powder sir"

Was the hands-down best quote in the entire video

[joshhatesjemnalex]

the best tactic of war is suprise...SUPRISE

[Dxthegod]

THIS VIDEO IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BA---ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[mrihatecanada]

@Dxthegod LOL

[Rave7557]

I like the part in the slurm factory when the Grunka Lunkas (spelling?) are starting their 3rd song....Then Bender just yells "SHUT THE HELL UP!"

The moment just seems so right XD

[NightxAngell]

@Rave7557 I love that one.

"I was just wondering about the armed guards."

"Grunka Lunka dunkity darmed-guards--"

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

[Dxthegod]

"Grunka, Lunka, dunkety do, We've got a friendly, warning for you! Grunka, Lunka, dunkety dacious, the secret of Slurm's on the need of no basis!" "Asking questions in school is a great way to learn!" "If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke!" "We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm!" "It could easily happen again to you folks!" "So keep your heads down, and keep your mouts shut! Grunka, Lunka, dunka, dunkety dut!"

[andredanielgiant]

hey, could someone put up a video with clips from hermes? He had some good stuff, esspecially in the last movie.

[Atadratel]

- Bender, why did you jump in the slurm river?

- Everybody was doing it I just wanted to be popular!!..

[delorean117]

No more comments on "this is from season 2!"

[HeavyMetalLobotomy]

@delorean117

This is from season 3. :P

[spacepilotsdeath22]

wow,im i the only one that watched all futurama episodes...................eve­ry quote here is from season 1...................great quotes by the way:P

[Chapas45]

"yeah...a lot of 'em were children."

great

[NachoBrawler10]

Okay. aybe they're not fro SEASON 1, but they're definitely fro VOLUME 1 on DVD. I love the line from Mars University: "Why didn't I break his legs?" If you have to record an individual scene, take the one from "The Series Has Landed" featuring CraterFace.

[Soundwave119]

Sorry to rain on your parade, but about a third of this funny quotes are from season 2.

[delorean117]

@Soundwave119 Sorry to rain on your parade, but your mistaken. I know for a fact they ARE from season 1. From "space pilot 3000" to "fry and the slurm factory" Again, sorry to rain on your parade.

[similispastor]

@delorean117 "Fry and the Slurm Factory" was IN the second season.

[delorean117]

@similispastor I'm getting sick of this crap.

You are right, it originally aired as "Season 2" but it was released on DVD as Season 1 AND thats how I organised the quotes!

[delorean117]

@similispastor

Look at wikipedia "List of Futurama episodes"

If you do it by broadcast order than yes it is Season 2 BUT I didn't organize this video by broadcast order BUT BY PRODUCTION ORDER and DVD releases.

[360thatguy]

@delorean117 the dvds are volumes not season

[c33d0ll]

@360thatguy Not the version I have

[ytvforever]

@similispastor it was in the first season..........Buy the volumes its the episode is on volume one disc 3

[cocobug1000]

@similispastor no it isnt

[joepd65]

@similispastor i have season 1 on dvd and slurm factory is part of season 1

[drinadobra]

@delorean117 but "fry and the slurm factory" isn't seson 1!!! it's S2E4...check for yourself

[letsdeuxthis]

benders voice sounds weird...



[TheLiligan]

"That sounds serious!

"Very serious, Mayor Poopenmeyer."

[AuthorCC]

no Zoidberg? :(

[OMGUKILLKENNY2]

i want to take mathmatics of wanton burito meals

[giftwindkrieger]

has anyone ever counted how often fry says "pizza delivery for i.c. weiner..ah crud.." over the series?

[britdemo]

my daughter is called leila, my girlfriend went nuts when she found out who she was named after.....

[ThePinkPichuCrystal]

Ahhh Bender..XDD

[JDfanforever]

XD gawd i love this show, i'm so glad they are bringing it back!

"please fry, i don't know how to teach, i'm a professor!"

"why, why, WHY DIDN'T I BREAK HIS LEGS?!"

[PimpDragon108]

"Tell them I hate them" makes me laugh every single time I watch that ep!

[TheEvilKails]

Anyone remember the "Roderick, NO!" quote? And if so, which episode does it come from?

[KJS0FLY]

bite my not shiny not metal ass

[310thegame228]

i like this......shoulda put more zoidberg quotes,,,he got some weird ass quotes

[Linkin1122]

too bad theres no vid

[AdmiralTwitchy]

Leela: Fry, there are only two pages of dialogue.

Fry:Well... it took me one hour to write, so I thought it would take one hour to read.

[unknown2558]

lol "Why? Why?! Why didn't I break his legs?!"

[funnyboneTEEHEE]

hahahahahahahaha!!! i LOVE futurama!!

[goalkeeper2393]

"i'll need 10 Kegs of beer, a continuous tape of Louie Louie, and a regulation 2 story panty raid ladder!"

[Edd731]

SLURMS MCKENZIE has got to be on the best cartoon names of all time...along with Zapp Branigan.

[LilM0]

Whimmy wham wham wazzle!

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

Another great moment was when Farnsworth goes to crack the giant eggs and one of them opens and the giant chick bites Farnsworths head and he starts beatin it with a pan while it's shaking him around that's hilarious

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

One of the best Futurama moments was...

Bender: hey rich girl come over here! Hey hey! Look at my head! Look at ma head I got da Dee du da (body steals money out of her wallet, gives thumbs up sign at head) Hey hey! Ok shows over I'm tired (looks off to the side)

Farnsworth: aww to be young again...and also a robot. Lol

[AJZulu]

SLURM Classic...Coke reff??? LOL

[CerberusRelief]

That it is.

[hotelmario510]

It's a reference to the awful New Coke which was released in the 80's. They brought back the regular recipe. Some argue it was done on purpose to get more money.

[mrwiggles123123]

THATS THE SALTIEST THING IVE EVER TASTED and i once ate a heeping bowl of salt

[feredorand]

mathmatics of wonton burito meals lol thats the best.

[lmnsnses3]

Farnsworth always says the funniest shit, "Tell them I hate them!"

[megaraptor0]

"I've always feared he'd run away, Why?

WHY? WHY DIDN'T I BREAK HIS LEGS!?!?!?

lolollmaorofl

[Popeletka]

"I'm a certified college drop-out !!!" Fry

[dog2547]

hello pizza for an I.c. weiner !oh crud! lol

[ADisasterpiece]

"Leela, this is just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All summer long the grasshopper gathered acorns for winter, while the octopus just watched TV and mooched off his girlfriend. Then winter came, and the grasshopper died; and the octopus ate all the nuts, and also he got a race car. ... ... Is any of this getting through to you?"

[D170RHL]

lol

[tangocash84]

" Fry, out of all the friends Ive had, your the first." LMAO

[Luchini690]

the captain's itch lmao

[thanegrohero]

lmao i love futurama great quotes

[YuYuHakushowned]

The best Futurama quote of all time was

"BITE MY GLORIOUS GOLDEN ASS"

-Universe B Bender

[MotherofGodeatbabies]

@YuYuHakushowned I thought they went with "The Mongooses or The Fighting Mongooses"

[imagothicgurl]

@YuYuHakushowned what? it wasn't universe b. IT WAS THE FIGHTING MONGOOSES!

[fidius01]

what about when Zoidberg "took the liberty of fertilizing" the caviar at the Wongs? That was hilarious!

[PresidentMugabe1990]

haha i always think of that quote when im feeling lazy

Fry: Greetings, we come in peace

lazy man: wise guy huh? if i werent so lazy i'd punch you right in the stomach

Fry: but you are lazy right?

Lazy man: oooh dont get me started

[Raidergod25]

5:29-5:42 just has me rolling everytime. Thanks for posting. :)

[fleemanson]

nice!!!!!!!!!! :)

[GoaGreena]

Great work! I love Futurama! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (Anyone else notice that most of those were Fry's lines? Woo! Fry rules!) Anyway, great vid. Five stars and added to my faves!

[delorean117]

Thanks, i appreciate the positive comments, i'm glad people enjoy it. I thought of doing season 2, 3 and 4 vids as well if this ones popular.

[GoaGreena]

You should! It would be great! (I'm almost always positive but I AM always honest)

[MonkeyBoy2194]

Kif: Everyone, to the fire door

Leela: It's on fire!

Farnworth: Ow, that's gonna bleed when my heart beats

No 1/1.5 (bureaucrat): GUARDS get me the files to take her away

[MonkeyBoy2194]

These aren't from Season 1, but I find them really funny.

[delorean117]

Yeah, those are great.

[delorean117]

@MonkeyBoy2194 Yes, they are.

[LostOddity]

I love it^^ so many funny lines!

[MrDoseisfr3sh]

it doesnt look so shiny ... shinier than yours meatbag

[AdaraEranar]

Lmao!!! I agree with nickboy909- this vid is way way under-rated. I <3 Futurama.

[nickyboy909]

This vid deserves more views/ratings