Has it occurred to anyone that it's kinda strange how Kai seems to have nothing at all against Nyla even though her tribe serial raped him and cut his tongue out???
My word, a group of semi-literate toddlers sat around a table reading from cardboard books would produce better dialogue and acting than this tripe. It's hard to watch even with the MST3K treatment. I've been watching it in small chunks over two days and am only halfway through part 6/10. Just can't watch too much in one go. Next time someone you know complains about a bad film, point them towards this and let them see what a true bad film really is.
I thought torg was supposed to go out, intercept the dummies and kill the girl. Instead he never leaves the station, waits for them to get in and leads them around to some trap.
Im pretty sure she's eastern european, but *also* has a slight impediment. And no acting skills WHATsoever. She's ATTEMPTING disturbingly sexy/evil, and is only accomplishing nauseating and confused coquettishness.
Beast of the Web: A big sock puppet covered in oil rags. This creature preys on smaller sock puppets. It uses explosive defecation to make its cotton web.
Why would a robot keep a giant spider? And why would the giant spider spin tiny webs?
dstewart0729 6 months ago
Has it occurred to anyone that it's kinda strange how Kai seems to have nothing at all against Nyla even though her tribe serial raped him and cut his tongue out???
Nemesis7293 7 months ago 2
@Nemesis7293 Double standards, Nemesis. Double standards...
dstewart0729 6 months ago
@Nemesis7293
Well, maybe he's into that kind of thing.
SinnFein4ever 3 weeks ago
I keep shouting "ACT!!" at the screen. This has to be one of the ten worst movies they did. Truly godawful.
dwarfsid 9 months ago
My word, a group of semi-literate toddlers sat around a table reading from cardboard books would produce better dialogue and acting than this tripe. It's hard to watch even with the MST3K treatment. I've been watching it in small chunks over two days and am only halfway through part 6/10. Just can't watch too much in one go. Next time someone you know complains about a bad film, point them towards this and let them see what a true bad film really is.
Daggie1977 1 year ago 5
0:02 "are we to be slaves forever?" (that depends, did you use your real name on the contract?)
IntroSpetful 1 year ago
Wake up dead? Lol wut? U won't wake up if u r dead silly lol
Wyatt19961212 1 year ago
I'm seeing some very vocally-challenged children born from the union of this movie's evil chick and Timmothy Van Patton of Master Ninja...
ChankkSaotome 1 year ago
'If we provide them with no energy' Good to see the dialogue is consistent with everything else.
pierstheoneandonly 1 year ago
"If we wake up dead in the morning, you'll know whom to blame."
"Funny, we'll be dead. What a spaz."
globbo100 1 year ago 3
I thought torg was supposed to go out, intercept the dummies and kill the girl. Instead he never leaves the station, waits for them to get in and leads them around to some trap.
raith0818 2 years ago 2
"Are we to remain slaves forever??" Why not? It's the only thing you're good at.
ElveeKaye 2 years ago 7
Ok, maybe MOST of them but not all of them!
wildcards420 2 years ago
Why do all of the robots look like their heads were designed to look like The Nautilus from 20,000 Leagues under the Sea?
wildcards420 2 years ago
"Suit yourself! If we wake up dead in the morning we'll know who's to blame!"
SERVO: Honey, we'll be dead. What a spaz.
BERTMARCH 2 years ago
The Lancelot Link joke was pretty clever.
Oppledeldoc 2 years ago
What is that on Valeria's head? Are those feathers?
beggar1015 2 years ago
i've seen better acting in high school plays...LOL
rogueJ 2 years ago 2
This movie is so long and boring I wasn't paying attention and thought it would definitely be done by now.
Nope, only Part 6.
WATCHMEN12 2 years ago
he's a crustifarian lolz. The chick is hot but her damn accent annoys me.
DragonRana06 2 years ago 8
the crawdaddy! :D
this is too good.
log6778 2 years ago
I'm thinking of Cajun cuisine right now. *drool*
ElveeKaye 2 years ago
Weave her awone!
travelerInBlack 2 years ago 2
Was the evil chick speaking with an accent or did she have a speech impediment?
Paintedawg 2 years ago
Im pretty sure she's eastern european, but *also* has a slight impediment. And no acting skills WHATsoever. She's ATTEMPTING disturbingly sexy/evil, and is only accomplishing nauseating and confused coquettishness.
ShadesofScorpius 2 years ago 3
Holy.... I never thought I'll see worse acting than in MANOS, but this evil woman is just too much!
mornmeril 2 years ago 3
HAHA!
who's performance is worse:
torgo or this weird talking evil woman?
animegrrl5k 2 years ago 2
I think it's Torg, or Tork, or something like that, but the idea of Torgo in that role is fantastic.
bruxbrux 2 years ago
The woman, definitely. Compared to her, Torgo put on an Oscar-winning performance.
ElveeKaye 2 years ago 4
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, after the...
ROBOT. HOLOCAUST.
antistrunt 2 years ago 3
Robots need sleep?
Portalbenderwinden 3 years ago
Beast of the Web: A big sock puppet covered in oil rags. This creature preys on smaller sock puppets. It uses explosive defecation to make its cotton web.
Portalbenderwinden 3 years ago 3
What, is this a 50's film? All the assholes and evil ones are female XD
WhiteTiger225 3 years ago
...wth @ 3:28??
MisuzuK4M10 3 years ago 4
Whoa! That was scary. I'm gonna have nightmares now.
EternalGuardian07 3 years ago 3