金正日将軍の歌 Song of General Kim Jong il & Funny-Pic. 김정일장군의 노래

[AKS74ful]

５１秒のとこなにｗｗｗ

[happygo71]

誰の歌声でしょうか？だけどアホすぎておかしいヽﾐ ´∀｀ﾐノ＜ 

[hyrtew78]

今度は歌詞を入れ替えて「金正恩将軍の歌 」になるのか。

[oimonse]

This is K-pop.

[ajtnk0707]

正雲の歌もできるのか?。

[hyrtew78]

嫌でも耳に残ってしまう歌だわ。

[ajtnk0707]

ネコソギスムニダ。

[woaimimigdp123]

金胖子貌似快掛了，金三代還不成熟，南棒子也想搞點動作，朝鮮半­島也不太平啊

[frbjoernLA]

Whoever made and uploaded this video has the greatest sense of humor. Congratulations! Over all Kim Jong il is an obvious human tragedy holding a nation of beautiful people in slavish submission. One day all of Korea will be free. In the meantime Kim Jong Il go to a hair stylist and have them do something about your freakish "Hair Do"!

[HeiligesReich2]

태양의 위업 빛내신 が正しい

日本語訳で「将軍様を高く戴き」、「大地の千万花も」、「東西海­青い水も」が適切

ちかみに東西海とは朝鮮東海(日本海)と朝鮮西海(黄海)のこと­。

[TheKimigayodragon]

金正日将軍、死んでください！お願いします

[mengmengzh20]

开心啊，可爱

[SagaSolaris2667]

どっからこんな画像ひろってくんだよｗｗｗｗｗｗ　

[makoto3260]

0:04 is Kim Il-sung?

[ajtnk0707]

肉の万世

[Mark2100100]

北のソナタwww

[loveforchina]

胡锦涛主席之歌 太行山绵绵无际，锦绣山河五万里， 拥戴您伟大主席，欢呼声惊天动地。 共产事业的接班人，人民的领导者， 万岁，万岁，胡锦涛主席。 大地上朵朵鲜花，纵情赞颂恩德大， 大海的粼粼碧波，歌唱您丰功无价。 和谐乐园的缔造人，科学的发展者， 万岁，万岁，胡锦涛主席。 您魄力天下无双，权贵联盟如铜墙， 有将军英明领导，党国强威名四扬。 圈钱占地的掌旗人，贪官的维护者， 万岁，万岁，胡锦涛主席。

[HeiligesReich2]

조선로동당총비서이시며 조선민주주의인민공화국 국방위원회 위원장이시며 조선인민군 최고사령관이신 우리 당과 우리 인민의 위대한 령도자 김정일장군님의 생일을 열렬히 축하합니다!!!

[lyonsu47]

擦，竟然有下任国母。

[Mariainoregon]

あなたは天才です。個人的には猫のマンセーが好きです。

[qq75970138]

第一张图片里的女的是习近平的老婆

[HeiligesReich2]

i wanna be Kim Jong il. Because he has his country personaly.

[TheOriginalBudweiser]

@HeiligesReich2 better be kind and poor beyond be ugly evil orc as he is

[YouNeedZanax]

personally i admire the little guys balls granted he is crazy as a motherfracker but throughout history it's always been the tiny little guys with balls that changed history in someway Alexander the great, napoleon, theres more but i forget now lol anyways it all comes down to how big your balls (or inner balls if your a lady) are.

The U.S has balls too but only when it has friends helping. This tiny little dude wants to basically take on the world on his own LOL now thats balls

[Didac1111]

I know the dictator of North Korea is the only one who has internet. So he can go on youtube and see this video. and may be he can even read what I'm writing here. and I would like to say to him: Just because you accidentily killed your brother doesn't mean that other people have to suffer also. Now please be a man and say: Ok, that's it, it has been long enough now, now I'm going to make my people very happy by just opening the borders. PARTY TIME in North Korea finally!!

[brettsworld99]

@Didac1111 ... you realise that a lot of North Koreans have internet, right? its just your country that says they dont

[Didac1111]

@brettsworld99 Every country sais the normal people in North Korea has no internet. I never saw somebody on Youtube from North Korea. So like EPMD said in 1989: So whatcha saying?

[brettsworld99]

@Didac1111 no, every other country still thinks NK is trapped in 1996, in 1996 there was a nationwide famine, but now there isnt, but the US still insists that there is

[Didac1111]

@brettsworld99 But why is there nobody from North Korea on Youtube???

[brettsworld99]

@Didac1111 evidence?

[Didac1111]

@brettsworld99 You can see on somebody's channel from which country he's coming from. Never saw somebody from North Korea.

[brettsworld99]

@Didac1111 and i suppose you have seen every single youtube channel then, hm?

[Didac1111]

@brettsworld99 Tell me if you find one.

[Didac1111]

@brettsworld99 Why is there nobody driving on the highway in North Korea when you zoom in on Google Earth, photo's don't lie! Also a little bit strange, why is nothing there on Google Maps in North Korea?

[brettsworld99]

@Didac1111 because google is owned by the USA , and the USA is very biased

[marutetu2]

最高におもしろかったです。もし、日本が、北朝鮮に侵略されたら­、これをつくった人は、命が危ないかもしれませんね。

[HeiligesReich2]

Great and dear leader comrade general Kim Jong il should start the Second Fatherland Liberation War now.

[cc690609]

肚子好大

[zousandazou]

ヤバイ、将軍様を好きになってしまいそうだｗｗｗｗｗ

[mxwong01]

1:06= =

[Auo000]

@mxwong01

金胖子真係有型！！

呵呵！！

[OHGODWHY1]

Economy in North Korea.

Any productive activity is expressly forbidden by the Constitution. Healthier North Koreans must drill constantly for massive parades while the rest starve near unfarmed fields and abandoned factories.

[dandadan48]

はやく死ね地獄にライドオン！！



[thebassplayer69]

Meanwhile his nation starves to death whilst these f**king idiots prat around in their uniforms and self-awarded medals. Watch Team America / World Police for a more accurate view of these obscene numbskulls.

[TAICHI3414]

このあほ　まだ生きてるのか　はやく死ね

[sugitomachi]

歌は、壮大なんだよな。

国は、弱いけど。

[SixtySky987]

Kim ill sung is the truly leader..

but jong il is a crap !

[BobCrane787]

@SixtySky987 Kim Il Sung fit the description of a communist leader Kim Jong Il is a god to his people Kim Il sung was seen as a god but he didnt encourage it.

[duguao]

南韩傻棒子真搞笑，自己没种，就只好做抹黑朝鲜领导人的事情出来­了，呵呵～

赶明儿，咱们也来制作一个关于李明博傻B的搞笑视频出来如何？

呵呵～～

棒子棒子思密达～～

[zhxy519]

@duguao 呵呵，抹黑朝鮮領導人？你想移民去北韓天天高呼金將軍萬歲，過半­饑不飽的日子當然是你的自由。別裝了，北韓核試驗的時候都差點污­染中國邊境了，你那裡要是沒事兒就真是托金將軍洪福了。

[duguao]

@zhxy519  呵呵。我对金家并无好感。

[zhxy519]

@duguao 過了一年的評論，天知道你是不是動車撞車之後才翻然醒悟的呢？

[otacs2]

Manse! Manse!

[bevitory]

Kim sucks Donkey Dick!!!

[EiChan62]

LOOL... I want the T-shirt at 2:26!

[DOCTORTHISISPAIN]

korean anthem is best anthem

fuck smelly canadians

[DarkEchoed]

NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA!

[wasabiwamurida]

吹いたwww

[2010kimjongil]

「金正日将軍の歌」 白頭に連なる麗しい祖国。 将軍仰いで歓呼にどよめく。 太陽の偉業継ぐ人民の指導者。 万歳、万歳金正日将軍。 大地の花々その愛伝え、青き海原その功歌う。 主体の園築く幸せの創造者。 万歳、万歳金正日将軍。 鉄の意志で社会主義守り我らが祖国を世に轟かす。 自主の旗かざす正義の守護者。 万歳、万歳金正日将軍。

[joe123123]

金正日将軍  凸 =_=! 凸

[mukuma1]

For the great leader!!

[maozhuxiwansui7]

.................

[PekkaGreat]

funny looking fat men

[tojiro147]

ジョンイル君、楽しませて貰ったよ(笑)

今後もひまつぶしに見るとしよう。

更に毒のあるパロディーでジョンイル君をおちょくって欲しい(笑­)

[LJWQX]

見てるだけ精神病になりそうなビデオだなｗ

[fuckinghell93]

N.Koreans are so funny even when they are trying to make serious war propaganda they are still fuckin hilarious.

[nicotoravo]

北朝鮮国民が可哀想

[channing1000]

it's so cool and funny ....

[joe780203]

thas funny :D

合成的真是太棒了

[0519075130]

金正日life limit only a year！

[TearsToTiaraAnimax]

2:09 is the best!

[atial2008]

金正日＼（^o^）／オワター

[hokkaido3333]

この歌で国家の強化が垣間見ることができる。ってか後半からネタ­要素だが・・・？

[martegod]

how can i find the Lyrics?

[TearsToTiaraAnimax]

@martegod Simply just search "Song of General Kim Jong-il" on wikipedia

[amatrrosivi]

我笑翻了!!!

GJ!!!

[dk1110]

ガチャピン・ムック　マンセ――――

[showanoisoroku]

きんしょうにちのしーくれっとぶーつはほんとうなんだろうか？

[duguao]

来我的主页欣赏一下：贵国（小日本国）的前首相——小泉纯一郎 （小泉蠢日狼）的视频VEDIO 吧！

哈哈，与发此视频的作者有得一拼！

[amatrrosivi]

@duguao good job

[shin12cedric]

@duguao 你連video都不會拼..還敢笑日本人..搞笑...支那人

[nkjch]

@shin12cedric 皇民你好！

[adiremus]

the picture from 0.13 is hilarious. looks like an old kid. I am not sure if some north koreen guy can see this but please tell to this fricky Kim Jong that he's going to die horribly if he won't open hes eyes fast. I am romanian and I know exactly how Ceausescu died doing exactly the same mistake. In fact they were good friends so I am sure he knows he's heading in a crap situation. I would say he won't make it till the end of this year :D

[VintageJunior]

@adiremus I agree, but the problem is that the Korean people aren't just opressed, they just think that this is the best that exists - they grew up with all the brainwashing. But, I think we all agree on that he already has a terrible impression on foreign countries, and I too think that a (nuclear) war between SK, NK and the US is unavoidable.

[adiremus]

it was the same in romania . i was born under ceausescu regime and we had exactly the same problems after 40 years everyone was sure that ceausescu is the greatest because of that propaganda and isolation. The thing is that everyone is conscious that something is wrong and without much reason u have a revolution going on. In romania all started from a small church .they wanted to arrest the priest ..ppl got angry ..they sent some army .in 3 days everyone was on street and we had REVOLUTION :)

[hsfbunny]

@adiremus "all started from a small church " In my travels to Romania, no one could explain how the revolution started, who was in charge, or even who was really doing the fighting. The people sure has hell didn't do it, they do not have any guns.

[adiremus]

Respond to this video...  well it is simple actually: when "the cup is full" ppl are no longer needing a clear reason, a leader or a place to start fighting for freedom. In romania just a spark created small "revolutions" all over the country. i was 14 yo but i remember one day my life was normal next day ppl talking about some ppl getting killed by army in a town in romania and the 3rd day everyone was on street and ceausescu flew away and got caught and shot next days

[habbostrand]

@hsfbunny The People had the Romanian Army on their side. Thats why they won.

[Edwardjsa]

glad to see you comminist not :)

[TheOriginalBudweiser]

@adiremus

maybe in princip but that must be joke. Situation i Rumania was very different to North Korea. There is hell, hunger, hunderts executions... now in this time...

[adiremus]

@TheOriginalBudweiser it was bad trust me.maybe not as bad as north korea now but pretty bad. i still think they will kill him because u get to a point when u have nothing to loose and than u just need a spark like i said.

[abner2985]

哈哈哈! 好笑

[MrGlobula]

김 위원장의 피를 마시 배고픈 아이들과 박자 늙은 여자들과 그의 페니스가 없습니다.

[reallysecretusername]

CRIMINAL!!!!

[razorsharpview9090]

die kim jong il- die, you fucking bustard!

[curtislovelove]

可以说，朝鲜是为数不多的主权最完整的国家了。  很难说这不是金正日的成就

[GZE02644]

拉致した日本人を返せ！！

[ZhuXiahaiYUKALOVE]

一番最後は吹いたｗｗｗｗ

[Faxisi]

what the fuk! This is classic. Pokemon?

[The4368]

kim jong il assasin

[Machtvakuum]

jaa Kim jong IL ist ein verfickter Idiot...

[GovernorYen0918]

Kim Jon-illed? And his supporters and sympathizers all suffer from either complete idiocies or anti-intelligences

[Lithys]

@HeiligesReich It is 2010. 2 battles fought 63 and 47 years ago mean nothing. If we are going to bring in times so long ago, how about this one: By the end of World War 2 Canada had the third largest navy, fourth largest airforce and the largest volunteer army ever fielded. Of course in North Korea they do not have a volunteer army, it is conscripts. Conscription is stupid and makes for piss poor soldiers.

[Lithys]

Lol. You are funny. He is fugly. Your army isn't that strong.

[jointhez]

no offense but he looks like the guy who runs the dry cleaners down the street.

[shainarong]

..Long live Kim Jong Il ....

we support you from Thailand

[shinkai0811]

コンバットロン兵曹

[MJVN100]

Dear Leader Kim jong il is the great dog

[lavalampvibration]

You should not speak about the invasion and destruction of a country whichs name you cannot even spell correctly...

[gneckoski]

Fuck off! I know it is North Korea, have you ever heard about typing misstake?!

[dk1110]

ピカドンｗｗｗｗ

[sinshixxi]

I'm Chinese and I don't read Korean. However when I read Japanese Kanji, I can hear around 30% of Korean lyric. It sounds like Cantonese. Nice finding. lol

[fallogingl]

김정일 썅년 죽창에나 찔려서 죽어라

[brianc0220]

김정일장군 만세!

[arujichan]

this is how selfish and stupid leader

[XMxOxRxSX]

sieg heil

quand'è che ci facciamo fare un ritratto tipo quello

allo 0:20

[dongsoola]

whooray! the best of the best.

KIM, JUNG IL JANG GUN!

[touitiro2005]

創価学会の歌ですね。

[d0030229]

映像に出ていた平島筆子とかいうババァは今頃処刑されちまってん­だろうな、日本からわざわざ北へ戻るなんてキチガイとしか思えん­。

まぁババァ一人が処刑されようと世の中の大勢には何ら影響はない­から別にどうでもいいのだが。

[Chauncy666]

Kim you really have let yourself go aint ya.

[joe579003]

Dude where is there picture of him NOT fat?

[MrCP67]

dude that's not nice

[Coronerjackle88]

lolz

[555perfume]

なかなかいい歌ですね

将軍様ばんじゃい

そして将軍死ね死ね

消えろクソ豚

オマエなんか生きている意味がねーよ

ゴミ人間消えろや

[byingfung]

FUCK USA!!!BUT ALSO FUCK KIM JUNG IL

[cckkenny]

金日成真的赤手空拳打出個北韓來，都算是可以為他寫歌歌頌。但金­正日又何得何能令他也有屬於他自已的歌曲呢??

[jyumangoku]

正日、激ヤセ。。。

[n31003020]

这个糟瘟的死胖子！赶紧死了算了！

[bbqbbs]

中朝友谊

[534212]

ぶほｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

コーヒーが飛んでくｗｗｗｗ

[dongsoola]

万歳 万歳 万万歳

[TERRY19870427]

金正日はこれ見ているだろうか。

彼はまさしく天然記念物ですね。腹が捩れる・・・

[silkyuuta]

ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[crape21]

It's so funny

[haienbleurgh]

theyre better off with chinese rule, fucktard. han chinese are the majority population and imagine alll those little countries. they cant even survive without us, and like your opinion is going to change brilliant minds.

[jl83622318]

Free your mother !!

[bcabskmbonqcnb]

HUGO CHAVEZ SUCKS

[brokensocialism]

奴隶制(共产主义)，奴隶主(共产党)拥有奴隶(人民)的制度。­奴隶(人民)须为奴隶主(共产党)干活，无报酬，且无人身自由。­法律确认奴隶为奴隶主的私有财产，共产主义跟奴隶制也一样，国家­所有财产归共产党。人民跟本不可能享受自己生产所得的回报。奴隶­主(共产党)对奴隶(人民)握有生杀予夺的权力，可随意奴役、杀­害。奴隶(人民)没有独立的人格，没有任何自由和权利。

[lovefromrussia22]

lol hes serving george bush. they must be the best of friends

[rapiddominace]

that food he's feeding those soldiers looks really smelly

[Richiepookinshoo]

HANS BRIX OHH NOOO

[rosafoetida14]

正日さん、とりあえず泉谷綾子先生に占ってもらえ。

いじょ。

[RusiaCanal]

All hail Kim Jong Il

The greatest Constipationist and

Communist and

Constitutionist on the Earth

[FlaHockeyPlayer]

haha thats why n koreas econ sucks my dick

[mazhouma]

That t shirt at 2:27 looks amazing can you buy it online?

[PaulPopsicles]

Kim Jong Il is a fucking idiot.

[Tokopol]

this is totally absurdious, great leader comrade kim jong-il is the lodestar and shining revolutionary guide of all mankind DO YOU UNDERSTAND

[rapiddominace]

absurdious

[CaptnHampton22]

@Tokopol no cuz your english sucks and you're an idiot and kim jong il can EAT A DICK.

[Tokopol]

@CaptnHampton22 Good lord, I made that comment a fucking year ago.

Get a life.

[tttyyyato]

tyon

[kiuyueyey]

日本馬鹿にしてんじゃない！

[chen12121]

小金~~你这个坏蛋#,害了那么多人饥饿#,你该死,早日下台.­.........拉持事件～ミサイル発射早く死ね#

[THingOLooooooo]

WTF????

[TheTurbinator]

is this even the actual song?

[alienwatcher93]

yes, it is

[henntai1962]

Ｆ－１４は退役してます。今はＦＡ－１８です。

[takebon1974]

ステルス２～３機で2時間あれば制圧出来る北の上層部のみなさん­元気でしょーか？沖縄には空母にＦ２２に潜水艦。日本海には最新­鋭イージス艦。太平洋にはトマホークにＦ１４。どう頑張っても北­に勝ち目はないから、テポドンなんてやめましょう。。。

[ratroder1979]

足短かっ！！ｗｗｗ

[juche1504]

наглая империалиситическая агитка!!!

[kenta2402000]

ああ、なんて凛々しいお姿なんでしょうか。金正日万歳！！　うそだよ、ば～かｗｗｗｗ

[007CXS]

金正日將軍萬歲！

[23jordan88]

김정일 장군 만세 !

[absjaris]

That's first time I saw an NK woman with a perm hair in the beginning of the video.

[DDskRoXMaTth3W]

u ppl do realize that he is korean right? (north)

[orphan88]

どうしてこの人物にはこうブラックユーモアが付きまとうんだろう­か（笑）。