Joe Rogan breaks it down

[stickybelvedere]

joe rogan, the scientist and professional dude

[saprissa30]

/watch?v=rbgYKrRR05o

[saprissa30]

Frank Zappa And George Carlin On Space Exploration

[piperatdan]

The Earth is a Macro Organism. We are its members, and its caretakers. We obviously have forgotten this. You are the planet. Seperateing you from life is impossible and silly. You are life, all you are is an illusion, just ego distorted by greedy people hell bent on filling your heads with nonsense so they can exploit our resources and eachother, all because they lost the ability to listen to life and ignore ego. We are not here to eat the sandwich, we are simply here to tend our garden >.<

[SOCRATES012]

@piperatdan Very well explained. And i for one agree :)

[ncbookz]

the earth is alove but it groans for its redemption as do born again believers and all non believers will go to the belly of the earth in hell and burn and yes man will try to destroy the earth until jesus returns to stop them

[farmerdon80]

The title says it best.

[slumster81]

were all parasites in tis world

[un4g1v3n1]

Wow, Rogan, wtf! A convenient way to disregard our responsibility as caretakers of the planet....

Why don't we eradicate the organizations, and individuals hell bent on EATING THE SANDWICH instead?

How's that for an idea?

[rza1m]

@un4g1v3n1 Cancer is nothing without the cells that build it.

[un4g1v3n1]

@rza1m Agreed. But it's the introduction of crap into our system, that turns the cells against themselves....

[iscaryou]

I think were here to eat the sandwich

[woodstoves2]

Vishnu, the Hindus believe, is the creator and destroyer of all existences.

Your view is consistent with this, that is we are here doing all kinds of things along with countless other entities doing the same: creating and destroying.

[piperatdan]

Joeratti, thats awsome!! I am a philosopher by some horrible genetic fate. I am a complete moron, I beleive that by the time I am done, they will either have a machine, or a friend to remind me to even breathe, given my Medulla Umblungata is drastical resinated, Yet the insanity of loss, lead me to acceptance, and the horror of pain, lead me to perception. I am an idiot raped by wisdom, I just wanna smoke pot, but the mind still works,,,Grrr.....but I loved your Post!!

[kannabiz420]

Humans are being farmed by the global elitists and once they get everything they want out of us, guess what? Genocide. Call me crazy if you want.

[joeratti]

philosophy is just something to make stupid people think they are or sound smart.

[kannabiz420]

@joeratti And you think this statement makes you sound any smarter? Philosophy is, in a short phrase, the art of thinking critically. You should try it some time.

[EbonMaster]

@joeratti so thinking makes you an idiot? what?

[rza1m]

@joeratti dumbest thing i've ever heard

[tisdue]

I just ate a sandwich in LA...  : (

[lowey911]

what programme is this from?

[krypekeeper]

oh, and cannabis/hemp oil

[piperatdan]

I was talking in analogy, not specifics. People got what I said becuase I was speaking in symbolisms that I took out of certain situations. Scientifically speakin I have no idea about our species except that its parasitic,dangerous, and not beneficial to the planet earth.

[TheGreenBlurr]

"we're here to fuck shit up"

[TP2010]

we're here to eat the sandwich.

[piperatdan]

I agree, but heres the kicker. What if the cancer becomes aware? What if the cancer slows its growth to preserve the organism. Realiseing that if the host dies, we die. What if we evolve enough to become not cancer but a symbiotic organism that helps sustain the host? What if the cancer cells evolve beyond the host to travel as a catylist for preserveing other host organisms? Becomeing a germ that spreads infecting the entire solar system,galaxy,cosmos and universe.

[sixheretics]

@piperatdan Excellent point :)

[Bluecowry]

@piperatdan

Thats science fiction. You don't understand enough about the science of our species. Physiological ecology, biology.

[HIVisaLIE]

@piperatdan cancer can be HEALED TODAY !!

howardwills dt cm

[HIVisaLIE]

@piperatdan keep the body at an alkalized ph

howardwills dt cm Heal it TODAY

cancer can NOT exist in an oxygen rich environment !

[krypekeeper]

@HIVisaLIE yea, oxygen travels more freely or more abundantly in a alkaline body. a teaspoon of baking soda in a glass of water a drink it once a day then drink a 1/2 cap full of non stabilized hydrogen peroxide in distilled water. Why hydrogen peroxide bubbles it releases oxygen, baking soda (sodium bicarbonate) is alkaline

[krypekeeper]

@piperatdan you must be high (i mean that in a good way) only someone high, tripping balls or steven hawking could come up with that, lmao

[EbonMaster]

@piperatdan the last part of that seems kinda far fetched but it would be badass if that first part happened.

[liveinthepit]

@piperatdan go back to your high school science class dawg you know nothing

[SkateSka]

@piperatdan Actually a lot of the bacteria that Rogan mentioned has a symbiotic relationship with us. Without bacteria we wouldn't be able to properly digest our food. It's harder to say how we effect the planet, depleting resources is more our own problem than the planet's.

[subliminalhavok]

its so true, i mean all we do is consume the earths resources and excrete the wastes. eat, shit reproduce. that all we do.

[ishinesohard20]

Man, Joe Rogan would have to be the best person to just sit back and hang out with, smoke a little weed and let him go off on some crazy epiphany he had when he was high on shrooms, aha.

[JarethGT]

lol that would be great.

[irtimed]

haha. he got this theory from DMT

[tormentgb]

devillock ur a dumb fuck

[devilock68]

You can't even spell my name and you call me dumb. I guess that's the intelligence a person develops watching men roll around on the ground together.

[MandaLava]

Love this video. Joe Rogan is just straight up bamf for saying this.

[abidauron]

THIS IS THE WORLD'S GREATEST MODERN CELEBRITY

EVERY youtube video of him is gold

[purefigha101]

u know your shit bro

[DIEZAUBERFLOTEMENSCH]

its because the earth is hollow. joe knows

[Recessive1]

well, we are a pretty bad bacteria when you think about it. I mean we have regulated the age that we can reproduce and make more of us. We suck at being bacteria, other bacteria reproduces as much as it wants and doesn't think twice about ruining stuff. We are bacteria that has become to intelligent for it's own good.

[IAMME000]

joe's wrong. i'd say we're more like a virus than bacteria

[GooGobbler113]

You only say virus because you saw the Matrix. A virus is a bacteria... Bacteria simply refers to the tiny shit, that eats other tiny shit.

[Recessive1]

viruses require a host. bacteria dont. thus you are correct.

[zzz33333]

civilization is the problem. we are not humanity.

our culture, civilization, is a virus. humans are animals.

[bluecapone]

and who made civilization? thats right we did.

[zzz33333]

one culture of humans =/= all humans.

i've never raped a woman, and yet still, "men rape." is that right?

[bluecapone]

well if you want to get technical women rape too ;) i hear what your saying though just giving you a hard time.

[AintNoDevil]

I virus is NOT bacteria by any means. Thats like 9th grade science man. They don't even look alike under a microscope but I think he's s right. People are cosumers like bacteria we consume without contrbuting much & dine untill the source is depleted

[GooGobbler113]

lol stfu about science. nobody gives a shit about anal definitions. but indeed. we spread like cancer

[Kin94285]

what makes u think bacteria consume without contributing? u noob.

The most successful bacterias are the ones that are symbiotic with its host, ones that help its host. Those bacterias are the most successful ones.

[roycegracie11]

and i'm not even mad. i just like talking shit to clueless idiots when i'm bored...

[devilock68]

Nice to see you can admit you're a shit talker.

[bigj421872]

how bout both u guys are gay... shut the hell up bitches

[devilock68]

How about you come out of the closet Howdy Doody.

[xNewAgeWarriorx]

hey you... YEAH YOU looking at the comment look at the posts and c what a fucking fag devilock68 ps joe rocks

[xNewAgeWarriorx]

devilock68 fuck you prick you suck knob if you hate shit dont wach it go wach arm wrestling or somthing fag

[devilock68]

I'll watch and comment on anything I want and there's nothing you can do about it.

[roycegracie11]

there's also nothing you can do about us telling you how much of an uneducated piece of shit you are...

[devilock68]

I find your comments amusing. It's funny to me that guys are so defensive about rolling around on the ground with other men. You get really angry that I think it's boring and a waste of time and I can only wonder why.

[roycegracie11]

cause your a joke and if you even understood bjj you'd know that it is far from boring...

[devilock68]

I've seen the real Royce Gracie fight and it was absolutely boring. He wrapped his body around his opponent and rolled around on the ground. I took a nap and when I woke up they were still at it. It went on and on and I just had to shut it off.

[zionlion777]

Humans are the bacteria, GOD is the host. Fortunately some of us are antibodies.

[devilock68]

Definition of failure: Joe Rogan

[powergnome35]

i am here to eat the pussy big wierd smelly dry wet and sometimes i will eat the ass too

[JaXXXonGracie]

u have a good point. i agree with u powergnome35

[beatbrain]

Joe Rogan's right about this one Carlos Menstealia!

[devilock68]

Rumor in Hollywood is that Rogan has a strange ritual. He writes jokes on a sheet of paper and hides it under his hat so they can "cook" and seep into his brain. Is that true?

[devilock68]

Too bad his writing skills couldn't save the Man Show from being canceled or boost his lagging comedy career. Rogan loses...again.

[Claytrainor]

you have no idea what your talking about.

his shows constantly sell out, and he has a HUGE internet following. Not to mention his material is very relevant to smart people with expanded minds on the perception of reality... people who try things like dmt even tho their government tells them not to.

his message board is extremely active too, he has a serious fan base. and i dare you to go say something in his message board. those guys are ruthless, they will tear your virgin ass a new one.

[devilock68]

Rogan has never had a successful comedy tour and his fans are certainly not intelligent. You think "shit sandwich" is clever? Give me a break. If Rogan has a serious fan base then why is every show he's on canceled? Furthermore, Rogan fans that tear virgin ass are called gay, not ruthless.

[reflectionsfade3]

Is that you Carlos Mencia?

[judo153]

haha your such a tool...

[ponsuelo420]

He doesn't pull any punches either, he says what he thinks. Fuck it, that is how it should be. People are so sensitive nowadays, if you are not %100 PC you are sure to offend someone. Even without intent, Rogan tells it like it is and people have a problem accepting it.

[KinoTraveler]

devilock68 your a moron

[devilock68]

I think what you are trying to say KinoTraveler is, "you're a moron" not "your a moron". Obviously you are a moron since you can't even write correctly. Not surprising since you are a Rogan fan. Dumb ass.

[mts86]

"we are here to eat the sandwhich"-joe rogan

i dont care what people say about joe, i think hes fuckin great.

[pjm3x]

Anyone know the context this came out of??

(Or which drugs specifically Joe was on at the time?)

I know he has been to Burning Man and I've heard him discuss psychedelic use elsewhere...

[h4rk4t]

this came out of the context of the obvious... your flying in a plane.... and you look down... or your hiking on a beautiful mountain, only to turn around and see a smoggy blinding city of lights. We're going to get whats coming if we don't start respecting our 'host'. There have been plenty of warnings..and plenty of science to prove this.

[philiparroyo25]

omg how about you just quote the Matrix. All he states the the bad but not the good. He needs to get off his high horse and stop trying to make himself better then everyone else.

[h4rk4t]

He states what HE THINKS. He's giving his opinion from the experiences he has had. He has tried the most powerful mind expanding substance of all - dmt. Have you? He's endured things not many could. He's not trying to make himself better then anyone, Hes stating his opinion, which seems more logical then god came to earth blablablah...

[philiparroyo25]

I understand thats what he thinks. But i bet if you have a different opinion he will spend time trying to prove you wrong. But hey i guess if you want to use drugs to "expand you mind" (cop out) i guess i would never know. But hey guess what this is "my opinion" so who are you to say what i'm saying about is on going dribble about god knows what. GOD BLESS YOUTUBE. SAVE THE QUEEN!!!

[h4rk4t]

So whats wrong with trying to prove things false? If you want to use god to 'englighten' your mind, go right ahead. Psychedelics show you where the meaning of god was created, show you what god truely is, not create an illusion, personify it and give it a gender. What could possibly be the good in a cancer that tortures, rapes and kills all species of living (and even non-living - necrophilia) things?

[h4rk4t]

Religion has taught us to " Be fruitful, multiply and subdue the earth" I repeat, subdue, the earth. Let's not god bless youtube, and i'm not really sure where you're going with your opinion....not trying to come off as snappy or offending, just saying....

[ponsuelo420]

you will have a better conversation with the nearest wall h4rk4t. you can not get through to brainwashed drones that are addicted to propaganda.

[h4rk4t]

very true.

[hypn0tikchr0nic]

I'm going to be thinking about that for the rest of my day.

[SchmokinJoe]

Wow, has Joe been reading my mind???

[AdioAndrew]

Truuee shit, I can't imagian how our world is going to be in couple years. Now they have been trying to help the world but cut off polution, I think it's wayy too late for that now. There will always be people out there driving the gass guzzlers and poluting the earth. Soon the world will be a place were no one can live on it.

[HiSpec01]

im here to eat the sammich bitches.

[devilock68]

A complicated form of bacteria? Rogan is demented. Joe is angry at the human race because we all know he has no talent, so in his confused, warped, backwards-wearing hat mind, there must be something wrong with us. This is what happens to the mind of a narcissist over time when he doesn't get the accolades he feels he deserves. Let the anger and frustration with your career go Joe. It's turning you into a loon.

[taptaptap888]

if you understand anything about biology you will know that joe is correct. humans are colonies of bacteria that have evolved to become what we are today. religious dogma makes that hard to fathom. plus joe's career has been no less than phenomenal. which leaves us with a question - wassup with you 68?

[devilock68]

Phenomenal? Man Show-CANCELED, Fear Factor-CANCELED, Joe's comedy career-NON-EXISTENT, Joe's philosophies-IDIOTIC, Joe's fashion sense wearing his hat backwards like a 12 year old-PATHETIC. Shall I continue?

[SchmokinJoe]

The Man Show and Fear Factor were cancelled in spite of Joe. But it's clear that you're not really informed about this subject. Joe makes a good living, gets to travel the world (via the UFC) and seems happy and comfortable with himself. It's the the fact that 90% of the human population are mouth breathing resource hogs that seems to bother him.. and shouldn't it??

[devilock68]

Really? The Man Show was a successful show until Joe began hosting it. Why? Because he is NOT funny. Fear Factor actually lasted a few years on TV in spite of Joe. Joe should just host UFC, keep his mouth shut, and spare us of his nonsensical philosophies.

[therealgeeza]

and why should we care what you think 68? here is the thing; we dont. you have added nothing of value with your comments. ZERO. joe rogan may not be perfect, but he adds value.

[devilock68]

Your comment makes no sense. You don't care what I think but you have to respond to my post. Your disconnected logic is typical of a Joe Rogan fan. If I was a complete loser like you "therealgeeza", I guess I would need Joe Rogan to "add value" to my life. But I'm fine on my own because I have a brain.

[h4rk4t]

"Because he is NOT funny."

No, it's because no one is intelligent enough to understand his comedy. Just the human race in general is laughable. His type of funny isn't meant for the blind. His funny pisses off the blind. His funny, is truth.

[ponsuelo420]

I think Rogan is great! If you use myspace his page is pretty cool, he leaves pretty interesting writings there, I love his way of thinking, and the fact that he is so foreright.

[devilock68]

Now THAT'S funny. Joe's comedy is high-end? That's absurd. Joe is simply an angry unsuccessful unfunny comedian. He has to believe there is something wrong with the human race because no one thinks he's funny. If Joe is looking for bacteria he can find it under his backward hat.

[99Steve]

well he makes a decent living at he so he obviously is successful.

[devilock68]

Obviously successful? Fear Factor=canceled, Man Show=canceled, comedy career=dead. Where is the success?

[99Steve]

First of all no matter how popular a t.v. show is it will eventually become stale and be terminated. Joe managed to make a ton of money off of Fear Factor, The Man Show, and News Radio. Even now he manages to have a very successful comedy career where he constantly sells out shows nationwide and he makes a good deal of money broadcasting the UFC as well. If he were to quit working now he could spend the rest of his life smoking weed and doing jui jitsu with no worries.

[devilock68]

The Man Show would have still been on the air if Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla didn't leave. The only thing that is stale is Joe's sweaty head under that idiotic backward baseball cap. He isn't funny and that's why he has failed as a comedian.

[curlyrocks1]

He dosen't just post comments on youtube he does.... you know.. things that make money.. soi therefore he could be considered succsessful

[devilock68]

I do...you know...things that make money too. But I don't talk a lot of nonsense, get shows canceled, and tell jokes that aren't funny like Rogan does.

[blackrainuponus]

He's not ya know host of one of the largest reality shows ever, or a commentator on UFC or anything. He's also not still doing stand-up and drawing huge crowds or anything like that.

Oh and fucking NewsRadio man. NewsRadio.

[judo153]

fuck yes newsradio!that was my favorite show when i was like 12!

[devilock68]

Newsradio wasn't funny.

[blackrainuponus]

It was clever comedy, it probably went over your little head.

[devilock68]

Please. Whenever a show gets canceled fans of the show think the general audience isn't smart enough to get it. The truth is, the show simply isn't funny. Carlin is smart comedy and he has had a long career as a comedian. Rogan has no career in comedy, he will always be known as the "Fear Factor Guy" or that "old guy who wears a hat backwards like a 12 year old".

[blackrainuponus]

It's usually true that the general audience isn't smart enough to get it.

You know why Law and Order has made it so far? It's simple. You can watch 5 minutes of the episode and get it.

It has some really good writers on that staff, they come up with a complex intense script...you know what happens?

Producers say "This is really great writing, you have to dumb it down for the general audience this is dishwashing tv!" (That's a paraphase of a real quote to a law and order writer.)

[devilock68]

There's nothing cerebral about Rogan's nonsensical theories. His egocentric analysis of the world is boring.

[roycegracie11]

he'll also be known as a national tae kwon do champion, a world class grappler...

[devilock68]

You're right. UFC is lame, and no one shows up to Rogan's comedy shows.

[devilock68]

You're right. UFC is lame, and no one shows up to Rogan's comedy shows.

[hesrei1]

The UFC is far from lame, it's the largest venue for the fastest growing sport in the freakin world devilboy. Also, I and many other people think Joe is very funny, maybe you just lack a sense of humor. Most importantly, none of what Joe said is a joke, he was being totally serious. So, lack of a sense of humor and little mental capacity, sucks to be you devil boy.

[devilock68]

I know Joe was being totally serious and that's what makes his "philosophy" so idiotic. If you find "shit sandwich" mentally stimulating then you must be a simpleton. Furthermore, UFC is just plain boring. Two guys beating each other and rolling around on the ground certainly isn't appealing to any intelligent person.

[tormentgb]

im pretty posotive the joe is a far more intelligent person than yourself and he is a big fan. my guess is that you are an out of shape man who will talk down about anything he couldnt handle. btw i can tell that you must be a super smart person since u can speak so well on the interenet. haha get a life.

[devilock68]

I've been a bodybuilder for 20 years so your theory of me being out of shape is absurd. There is no such word as posotive, the correct spelling is positive. But I don't expect intelligence from a Rogan lover.

[roycegracie11]

any intelligent person would know that it's far from beating each other and rolling around on the ground. come roll around with me douche bag i'll rip your fucking arm off...

you are one stupid individual...

[devilock68]

Sorry, I don't roll around with guys. That's something you and Rogan like to do. Have fun dry-humping each other.

[XtraTrstrL]

If we lived like the Native Americans did. Or certain tribes in Africa, then we wouldn't be so much destroyers of the planet. We'd actually be helping give back to the earth as we took from it.

But seeing things as they are presently, gotta agree with Joe. We're cancer to the earth.

If we weren't stupid sheeple, that wouldn't be our purpose, but it is what it is.