Shit People in DC Say

[staeone1]

shit white people in DC say

[melissaleann3]

So basically people from DC are boring? Or...

[skittles10001000]

lmao

[psycokrusher]

Who do I have to blow around here for a fugazi reunion? lmao

[BirthologybySarah]

Cupcakes <3... i miss DC.

[FreakiTonaBabi69]

o.O what dc person says these things???

[sodaspider]

This guy looks like Jason Lee from mallrats, chasing amy era

[sourskitls]

Fuckin Redskins

[sourskitls]

GeorgeTown like shit

[sourskitls]

Mambo Sauce reaction is...Priceless

[sourskitls]

This is hilarious, this is for the people from Tenley, Dupont and the ppl from MD and VA that work in D.C

[75smurfette]

This is a good video, however this is shit only transplants say. 

[Nemoeistheshit]

UM. NO ...-___-

[xxtatibbyxx08]

I'm not from D.C. and I have no idea what "transplants" mean. Are they people who move to D.C. from other states?

[TheSKSpecial]

@xxtatibbyxx08 Exactly.

[TheSKSpecial]

It's amazing how much of a difference there is between the shit transplants to DC say vs. the shit people FROM DC say. 

[RidgeWhereYaHelmetAt]

nawww this is NOT what people who grew up in DC say, the one eddie bryant and lamont king just made is wayy more accurate

[sweetd097]

lmfao

[ZAZstyle]

Transplants. Ugh.

[JustinDTran]

I am a DC native (born in The Palisades) and that part about New York I would never say about DC!

[butteryassjustin]

jumbo slice...

[butteryassjustin]

mumbo sauce...

[blackken2009]

i am from dc (born and raised) this is what people from NW might say LOL

[Eric2221]

@blackken2009

HAHAHHA...right?? Im having Adams Morgan flashbacks

[YourAverageAngela]

yes this is what DC transplants say! plus i think georgetown cupcake and shake shack are both overrated. IN N Out is much better

[Magician12345]

i guess this was well done cus i dont know wtf just happened. (from cali)

[TheUnlimitedlou]

So depressingly true. Only missing bits: bike paths, dog pars, & unbutton-that-collar-bro happy hours. All the lamest, entitledest white people from around the country convene in one city to mate, spawn and accumulate crap. When I kill myself, it will be by self-immolation at one of those charity-chic fundraisers just so I can go out relishing the horrified faces on the pearls & pinstripes 20-somethings.

[TheUnlimitedlou]

@TheUnlimitedlou Never mind. Watched again, nothing missed. After skimming the comments I'd add: referring to young DC yuppies as "hipsters". Lord help me, I've reached the point where I would WELCOME an influx of wanna-be artist, table-waiting hipsters. Or gypsies, or carnies...anybody not obsessed with networking. One step closer to self-immolation now.

[Maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxim]

"You know who I saw at Target? Ian MacKaye. God, I would /kill/ for a Fugazi reunion". <3

[BeeeeYourselfAS]

I went there and I agree

[Sy340]

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[Sy340]

THIS IS SOOO TRUEEEEE

[SychoRAT]

Who the F is Jose Andre?

[obiwashere]

this video will be accurate once they finish up with the gentrification. smh

[NyQuiiLx]

This must be the parts of DC I can't afford to live in...you know the places where there a hood on one street and a condo 2 blocks over

[oyinda13]

Mambo sauce is just duck sauce mixed with ketchup. Make it yourself and save money

[Judarose]

WHO'S READY FOR THE REAL VERSION....SHIT PEOPLE FROM DC SAY...GO TO RIOTACTCOMEDYTV AND SEE FOR YOURSELF

[mikeohohoh7]

Oh shut up about the transplant thing! My fam has lived in NW since forever and yeah it sounds like this! Sorry if this isnt the ghetto anacostia version. keep that shit across the river!

[issacnewton2685]

fucking yuppies. Stop making videos trying to represent us. I'm gonna have to make a D.C video, you know why, because I'm really from D.C I didn't move here from California like these yuppie hipsters in this video.

[Mzkendallclark]

People from DC don't talk like this...if you want to know what we sound like truthfully go check out the Shit DC Girls Say video and then go check out Shit DMV guys say video

[obiwashere]

@Mzkendallclark you know white people live in dc right?

[RONIDC1979]

isn't anacostia like really dangerous ..you betta know it

[welaughindoors91]

this should all be shit hipster transplates say in major american cities.

the shake shack started in nyc!

[Ashtonalsudairy]

your joking right? i have place in NYC Upper East Side in south beach and use to live in L.A West Hollywood Paris before all of the so please save it! DC sucks nothing but fat geeky looking people or ghetto thugs

[KSS2093]

awwww he said anacostia dangerous lol well that teaches u dont go dere unless u got heart

[narutofangrl]

You forgot "Fuckin' Nationals!"

(Love my Nats...)

[iViperTV]

SHIT

That pizza's huge.

[ToastedLeaf]

00:34 actuallyis Jose Andres restaurant

[zsdg34]

It's true DC doesn't even compare to one of our NYC boroughs! 😂

Okay maybe (Staten Island)😒

But all the other ones have more than 1 million people!

[boredpanda7]

dc people say so many things i don't understand haha

[bmasta718]

hey does any one know what the place is called where he got that jumbo pizza slice from... i really want to go there now lol

[njete]

@bmasta718 Adams Morgan probably :)

[tallbeauty]

TRUE! I can identify with the Metro ones. GAWD! But they should've said "I HATE tourists" like the New York one. LOL.

[TheNinjaabarbie]

no bens chillie bowl?

[tacr5]

i'm not a dc native but i spend 80% of my week in DC working. i live in PG - bowie to be exact. I'm familiar w/ food truck fridays, mambo sauce, the need to find the best brunch spot, tourists not minding the all important "walk left, stand right" rule & the quickness w/ which metro doors will close on your ass. but 2 the dc natives buckin' like being a native is the hottest $hit n the world, pls sit down. i can't tell a dc native from a jackson, mississippi native. all of yall are country.

[eternally313]

AKA "shit DC transplant yuppies say"

[MsAMusicLover]

This guy is very very funny, good comic actor, and accurate, at least about the white culture (I have lived in DC for 24 years now but am not ORIGINALLY from DC of course)

[paigewaqa1]

Fucking wizard fucking caps fucking red skins! Hahah

[yarmo28]

It would have been funnier to tell what Washingtonians call some of the ugly edifices that have been built there. But this may not be the place for it.

[Ashtonalsudairy]

who cares about DC ?? yuk that place sucks!

[mikeohohoh7]

@Ashtonalsudairy says you. You wouldn't even be able to afford to live here if you wanted. i bet you're from Detroit or some shit hole

[laninabubu]

i <3 mambo sauce!

[TheMykal1995]

damn i thought they were talkin about the shoe sponser and what the pros say

[finemama3]

HA HAHA !!!!!TRUE 

[YourWatchingKFUC]

Watching this one, followed by "shit DC black girls say" is the most TRUE and shocking difference of two cultures-one city.

[YourWatchingKFUC]

... welp that was brilliant. marry me.

unless you werent acting....

[BewareofAUG]

sounds more like "Shit commuters from Maryland and Virginia outskirts as well as Northwest residents who never venture outside of that side of town says"..

[juicyjumbler]

D.C. is one of the most terrible cities ever. Stuck up people that haven't earned the right to be stuck up. Bunch of people suckling off the governments tits. If the Wizards and Redskins were located in a different city they would be bankrupt.

[Ashtonalsudairy]

@juicyjumbler i agree and they look ugly and fat and pale

[amiri2211]

i agree with dernee1 dc people do say nothing like that

[lefthandrighthand]

Ian "Macky"?! lol

[bobjoesteve123]

This may as well be called

"Things NOVA-ers that work and spend their time in DC say"

I'm a NOVA teen though and find this loltacular.

[dernee1]

I am from dc that is not hw we talk down here

[ChrisRushtonable]

@dernee1 Do not lie sweet green is everything!

[lifesabeach3100]

Red Velvet cupcakes = YUMMMMM

[BeatzByHeart]

lol I've heard a lot of those. 

[mikeohohoh7]

Ew PG county also known as Satans toilet

[ctkgod]

@mikeohohoh7 what the fuck? what's wrong with PG county?

[mikeohohoh7]

@ctkgod PG County is so ghetto. I have lived in DC and then Montgomery County in MD my whole life and never dared to enter the shithole known as "PG County" disgusting.

[chocolate87ify]

LOL!!!! To be honest I thought mambo sauce was just a black ppl thing in D.C.

[motorve]

This is what D.C. metro area TRANSPLANTS say. D.C metro area NATIVES do not try this hard. You can spot/ hear the transplants a mile away!

[RONIDC1979]

@motorve  amen

[RiotActComedyTV]

@motorve Finally! What people FROM DC say: go to RiotActComedyTV now!

[gogohead1991]

This should be shit proper people in DC say

[erika2012vsu]

Killlllllll

[erika2012vsu]

The white version.. there's no moe's sauhn or Sice at all lol

[wealthyvirgie]

HAHA, this is like the white version, compared to "shit dc girls say" on youtube

[lilrihrih2010]

Ummm whoever said of is the suburbs kill yourself but I mean the only thing I could really laugh about was the fur nightclub thing... Everything else was more white snobby Virginia ppl who work in dc

[camillerules90210]

This vid is not very good coming from a dc native this sounds more like stuff people who live in Arlington and work in dc say

[hamzahsasss]

Shit snooby white people in dc say

[BeautifulHeart87]

yea im from the area and ive nver heard any of these things...it should be called ish white people in dc say

[enwhyseeboy]

Mumbo sauce mumbo dauce lololol

[Never2late4beauty]

Ha...gotta love kenny's

[stoppachic34]

;)

[DJCooL4]

mambo sauce is the best thing ever

[MSBROWNBABY86]

Ctfu......

[WhtvrMe]

If u out Adams Morgan u know what a BIG SLICE is, I eat at Chop't every week, MUMBO SAUCE DEFINITELY and all my friends eat @ the best brunch spots... yeah if u are stuck in the suburbs (PG county) this is all foreign to u. I definitely relate so don't say this is for white ppl because I'm black and I grew up in PG county, went to Largo etc. This a older crowd type thing whole time!

[KFunthank]

@WhtvrMe agreeeddd. PG native. started going to DC to sneak into GoGos then grew up n work in DC. So I know BOTH sides of DC. This is on point. People just too closed in and stuck in their own immediate surroundings.

[WhtvrMe]

If u don't work in DC u can't relate to this. I relate to food truck fridays, CUPCAKES, the Wizards changing back to the Bullets. If u we're born in the 90's u prob didn't even know the Wizards were called the Bullets at first...

[akzionz]

shit transplants in dc say

[330music]

lol this was great. i didn't even know white people ate mumbo sauce.

[iLoveLilChuckeeYMCMB]

this was wack,, the only thing we say is mambo sauce,, we dont play bout our sauce moe

[purplegold731]

wait wait wait where the only people with mumbo sauce?

[Treknologist]

Without fail, every time I board the train at Vienna, I overhear some ask if the train goes to DC, goes downtown or goes to Foggy Bottom, etc.

[thatsodiesel]

the beginning is the only thing i can relate to. seriously if you are a blue collar worker, good luck in a dc social scene.

[Treece55]

Mumbo sauce!!!!

[herpderpblerp]

Pretty much aha.

[awboone1229]

Shaw neighborhood has changed a lot I was born and raised in that community...its bitter sweet for me with the change thats happening around there....the giant is gone..corner stores and carryouts are almost gone and replaced with bistro spots...not the same feel for me...doubt it will be the next columbia heights.great location for people relocating to DC....but if you were there when i was there you will understand my frustration. Ost market new name will be Market on O.... That is wack 

[MrYoungmula3]

watch the on with da black boi its 100% true

[MsBest450]

This ain't D.C.I can only relate to the mumbo sauce.WE TAKE MUMBO SAUCE VERY SERIOUSLY.

[thatwardgrrl]

LMAO...MAMBO SAUCE!  Those scrawny assed wings werent wings without mambo sauce. Man, I miss DC :"(

[MsExLibirs]

LOL Some of these are very true, but I haven't heard some of them. Fucking Wizards is probably the most common. DC teams blow :D

[FCScooters]

its (ian mac kai) not (Ian mac a yee)

[jmarias319]

... go back to new hampshire..

[Marlene0013]

You Mean Stuff White People Say In DC lol Jzt sayin

[tavik13]

only in dc does anyone ask for mambo sauce at least 3 times. it's a serious thing

[murrysyams12]

Im from dc and i have never heard anyone say any of this stuff. I was dying laughing at the other one. So watch that one.

Also gtown cupcakes is just a nasty tourist trap there cupcakes suck

[Missjenn33]

LOL! You guys are a mess

[LLDAMI]

how did this get more views than the other

[GodsButterflye]

Yeah, never heard a majority of this said here.

[fafafresh13]

My Favorites We're "FUCKIN REDSKINS >:-O" "FUCKIN WIZARDS >:-O" & "MAMBO SAUCE"

[MsAce]

@chelliero Exactly! 

[MsAce]

@joe9000ful ....Not one ounce of arrogance in NY....suuuuurrrrreeeee...thank­s for leaving :)

[peage]

This is my life. So spot on. And I only pay 1200 for my sun room:)

[nano3pop]

Lmao this shows that white people and black people live in two different worlds in DC.

[gbugg09]

LMAO we on that mumbo sauce like shit

[yointhedro]

This should be called "Shit Middle Class Whites from DC Say"

[GoGoTay10]

Never heard any of this shit

[MrSwimmerman95]

I've never dated a Republican...

[WowzaBoyz]

Lmao when did you move here man

[msnaturallyinspired]

this is NOT DC! this must be folks who MOVED to DC SAYS!! "dislike"

[rockstardoc]

You know, now that I think about it, this sounds more like "Shit (annoying) Northern VA people say" lol. You know, those ones that Metro in, in the morning & leave at night. Anyway, this video was a poor depiction of DC life.

[kissablekayallday]

@rockstardoc You are so right I'm a D.C native born and raised and we don't talk or act like this ! other than running for the train and people blocking the elevator hearing people talking about the best cupcake place which is near georgetown i cant relate to any of this!

[rockstardoc]

This must be "shit people who moved to dc but never grew up here, say", bcuz the only thing true in this was the mumbo sauce and running for the train.

[joydubyadee]

Makes me miss my hometown :(

[Kissmetwiceashard]

OMG I LOVE MUMBO SAUCE!!!!!!

[Chilenita74]

Those subway escalators are so long  in DC and no one moves!

[SeanIacono]

hahah no this is all true

[s6722]

no no no boo boo dis is not what DC people say....

[tacr5]

@s6722 i'm guessing you think they say "dis" and "boo boo", right? don't be ignorant all your life.

[himynameissashaaa]

"frys with mumbo sauce"

THIS! Lol finally one of these videos I can relate too. Haha thanks for making one for d.c !(:

[pinkprincess8910]

"uggh fuckin redskins!" LOL

[jnyerere]

The only thing I understood from this video was "mambo sauce". the rest was foreign lingo to me. And I've lived in DC and suburban MD for over 13 years.

[bgarbacz]

search: SHIT PEOPLE SAY IN LAS VEGAS

[imonthegrindho]

they should make one for ppl that are actually from dc say. this shit weak

[Wild9s]

man why people got to make this a raciest black people this white that...there are white people in dc as well...but if this guy would act or talk like a black person, you all would pull the race card real fast, and no im not even white or black...im latino and where the hell is the spanish version! lol

[MrFilmphile]

Sadly I have said all of these

[0x0WolfofChrist0x0]

Haha, I miss this! I've been on both sides of DC, and this is deff only heard closer you get to the touristy places. Totally different scene around PG County.

[Kissmetwiceashard]

@0x0WolfofChrist0x0 Defiantly A LOT different scene in PG county.

[Skrutinizr]

@Kissmetwiceashard

Defiantly? Yeah, PG county has a lot more shooting and ducking going on.

[LLDAMI]

i never heard this

[LadyMsJay]

I actually really liked this. Some black folks are so caught up in what we know or our hoods, we don't step out to see how the rest of the ppl talk.

Great vid!

[MrBigtys]

DC NATIVE 4 LIFE!

[MrBigtys]

this is shit white people in dc say, i have lived in DC for 18 years and only heard the mumbo sauce and escalater one

[jackietardif]

red velvet!!!!

[charmerang]

UGH! FUCKING REDSKINS!

[rockqueen8503]

LOL...the only thing I agree on is the teams and the mumbo sauce but that would definitely be shit white washingtonians say...THE ANACOSTIA PART WAS HILARIOUS

[LadyMsJay]

..we have the worst sports teams..smh

[LadyMsJay]

Aww..the Metro doors..lol

[dcarbonaro]

I've not lived in DC in 15 years, and I still miss "mambo sauce" on 14th Street.

[stxnlaxismaluvv6]

this is going to be my life in 4 months....cant wait...NOT!!!!

[TheNextLevel11]

That sounds like 80% of the ignorant people in the United States.

[Quinkiller]

he mentioned fugazi. Thus i deem this video "Shit white people in DC say"

[kawaiinekochick2]

need to get on that northern VA nonsense 

[BigMoneyBags]

FUCKIN REDSKINS...FUCKIN WIZARDS!! that saved this video. We home team fans have to go thru this shit every year. smh

[pipelin85]

what an evil man