POOR GNOME WITH HORRIBLE SKIN DISEASE

[lionalu7]

the snails are sucking him thats what snails do

[DlABL0GlCAL]

How is it that some objects attract snails and they [the snails] seem to ignore everything else in the garden? What special characteristic does the gnome have? Is it his pheromone? I wonder whether garden stauary is designed with the intent of attracting wildlife. Why not? I can think of many structures which attract wildlife by their very shape [or color] or both

[hyperflexharrington5]

Help control the snail population. Have your snails spayed or neutered today.

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[DlABL0GlCAL]

cat-burglar music

[bufothetoad1]

What is with all the snails?

[pixelopolis]

what is with all the snails!

[silverpoint16]

Oh my goodness! That was sight I have never seen before. Those snail really love their gnome. I take it the feeling is not reciprocated by gnome.

[AllenGraph]

this kind of makes me hungry

[Bebuvvter]

Hehe, slug attack ;D

[poochie719]

Well, personally, I've heard that snail slime does wonders for the skin.

[moonikspace]

He nEEd a skillet and some butter and garlic ; snails like vampire hate garlic! OO)

[sandrateager]

Oh dear!! That poor gnome has been totally infested! =P

[RealBulldust]

imagine being paralyzed and snails eating u sloooowly ...starting from...your tongue

[NaturesFairy]

WOW!!! So many snail!! The Poor Gnome!!! U find the coolest things!! :)

[Exzeluke]

The ad that popped up when I viewed this said "All you need is a skillet". :-D

[lovesbriardi]

Yuck! Is there something on the statue they eat?

[johnboykim246]

you have some crazy snails holland

[johnboykim246]

tou have some crazy snails holland

[ireneaura]

those at the top have reached enlightenment,

the others still strive....

[MaartenCanters]

I'd hug him :')

[RockyBDemilleFan]

Gee Professor, is there a CURE? Those snails have pretty much sucked all of the color off that poor defenseless garden gnome! [sniff] =oI

[DustyPawPaws]

Now you have really FREAKED Me OUT...Have to get all my old Law books out that I have not referred to since Law School ! Have to find section on how to sue when Snails have Freaked You Out...Where the hell is my Southern Comfort ?

[NicKtheGreeK1100]

imagine all these snails eating your body! EWW! LOL!i think this dude should go to a dermatologist!

[pozativshane]

i think he is clearing his skin with snail slime ~ its powers r numerous!!!

[Kamicolod]

That poor gnome.

Is there some charity I can donate to to help him?

My prayers go out to him and his family.

[kleenex3000]

Salut from Allemagne, and I am not kidding - I accidentally introduced SNAILITIS, first in our Garden, from where it spred into the whole environment. It had been JUST some snails, that I had exported from FRANCE, during a visit to our relatives, who have a BIG garden, in a little village near Metz. When we became aware of the infestation, it was already too late: Snail of pure Jaune, others in Rose foncé, très jolie!!, and others with black stripes are ubiquitous now!

[NatePinkyVideos]

this gave me the major creeps!!!!!! It could have been my head....

[kleenex3000]

This is a serious case of Snailitis OMG!

Zu Huelfe! Au secours! OR: "Sauve qui peut!"

[mastermind]

Why would those snails horde on that statue like that? What's the attraction? Never seen that before.

[EmmaFromEngland]

I LOVE Gnomes they are so COOL!!

That Gnome has a hell of a lot of snails on him..

[TheAelfymade]

Hey ! The snails are usually cleaning the glass inside an aquarium. Aren't they ?

So I guess they are healing the poor fellow. This infested man is sick because of a mysterious desease coming from the sky, maybe because of chemtrails. I am sure you knew that, but I am aware you enjoy so much teasing us.

Many thanks for this new story ;-D

[THOMDROCKsFanClub]

Thank you, Master