GIANT CRAZY DOG...... (7/28/09-146)

[justinbieberrocks600]

COOL :) Check out my videos! Called My Crazy Dogs!

[ThatDanniGirl]

Hey Shay im drinking your favorite drink! Vitacoco! Havent heard of yet? Dont worry you will and fall in love with it..so will your future son. :D

[shomoikan]

babytard is so cute in her pajamas :)

[AlisonChaines]

Stunning wife... uhm, I mean dog... ;-)

[Disposition446]

OH NO NOT THE FAT BEARDED GUY AGAIN WTF

[Trestinsha]

Why is the dog so skinny... i never seen such a skinny dog... well.. my dogs are all fat :P

[obsessedwithpets]

@Trestinsha well all dogs should have at least 2 ribs showing. My dogs are just right. Malachi probably just gets exercise everyday, as all dogs should.

not trying to sound rude, but you asked why he was skinny so that might be the answer :)

[Trestinsha]

SO CUTE!

[phoebebrap0]

aww, it's lovely seeing malachi so bouncey and excited. 

[1Gavinsmommy]

Wow shay u look so different.

[AlexisIsSixela]

OMG! SHAY!!! YOU LOOK SOOOO DIFFERENT!

[Organization13Axel8]

Oh gosh.. I'm only at video 146 out of 1,001..

[frankieisfrikkincool]

@Organization13Axel8 Same here..... SHAYTARDS MARATHON! :D

[ForeverGal11]

The awkward moment is that the two top comments are the same

[VidzPredator]

Your family is amazing !!! Good Job , Daddy !! ;)

[kokix45]

i dol cute dog is swap

[crazyredsimpkins]

185/967

A dog's gotta run when a dog's gotta run.

[DizzyCurvedsoul]

I LOVE the dog :)

[nerdgirlwithglasses]

lol mommytard thought she was caught!

[thewomaninthemoon]

The dog is adorable,I love him!I love when Shay yells at the kids,it's funny every time.

[firstizzy]

Son tard ur naked :o

[ItsTripWire]

@haigh999991 grow fucking up

[SpacePyjamas]

Sontard standing there like a boss at 0:59

[taotaosland]

crazy fat, make more babies with your cute wife....

[Yingyang406]

This was on my birthday!!

[MrsRokbaby]

THUMBS UP IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS IN 2011 OR 2012!!!<3

[nevershoutana1997]

Lol, your kids were laid out like the power puff girls (:

[SarahDasSchaf]

your voice is so sexy *_*

[VersusModeADR]

Listen he's just a lean ass dog just like my pit.

[ryanexsus]

@youngestfalconer They feed him plenty Shay has actually mentioned that topic in a vlog. He's been super skinny since he was a puppy.

[YourNotSorry1012]

Pause at 3:25. Is Sontard only in his underwear?

[MaudeLexiieParker]

@YourNotSorry1012 I think he's not even in underwear xD Hahahah good thing the blanket was there :P lool

[triplehhh478019]

@YourNotSorry1012 with his sisters...

[random1234567ish]

@YourNotSorry1012 yea he's a boy don't blame him most only sleep in boxors :D

[LasciandoPerSempre]

Where were Sontard's clothes?

[letterboy90]

thats a happy family man

[conorbobby1234]

uhhhh is that the guy from the hangover ?

[TheKkowalski65]

Sontard looks naked at 3:20

[jessicarh87]

I LOVE the excited dog run..so cuuute.

[Matteo432]

God. I think I'm going to get a great dane. I had decided on a small dog. Way to change my life Shaytards In the best way possible :-)

[brendalovescake]

FTC: What happened to we are raising a family, not grass?

[FattyDudley]

Malachi is the main reason I started watching the SHAYTARDS. I was searching for Great Dane videos until I came across a video on Malachi. Then I realized how cool and perfect Shay's family is and subscribed to him and started watching his vlogs. Malachi is an awesome dog, he is funny and I think he loves his family everyday no matter what. He is Shay's first offspring, and I believe that Shay loves him more than anything.

[shikotus777]

Who is a crazy dog here???

[fudgeyum]

Rewatching the vlogs :)

[SheSoTalented216]

This is a picture perfect family.

[Mikeysaur93]

Lol that little chubby kid reminds me of the fat kid on nacho libre lol

[Mikeysaur93]

Lol that little chubby kid reminds me of the fat kid on nacho libre lol

[mrshjonas]

@Mikeysaur93 That "Chubby Kid" is sontard! And he's muscular just like his father!

[deeiscool408]

what the fuck was this? this isnt TLC bro

[honeybizkit98]

awwww i luv him i want him yays

[lilmermaidluver]

was sontard...naked??

[maayanoka]

@lilmermaidluver

no, he had underwears..

[UnrealXP]

@MrThinksmart

Also, it's not like Shay and his family aren't active. Throughout these videos you've seen them biking, skateboarding, swimming, surfing, playing football, going to the beach, going to the park. Sontard is young, and hardly overweight, but you're already judging him. People in general can be overweight even if they do cardiovascular activities, there are way more factors to weight than just exercising. So stop judging this obviously happy family.

[UnrealXP]

@MrThinksmart

4. "while the children look like they're permanently stuck with their hand in the cookie jar", how you think Princesstard, and Babytard are fat I don't even know. You say Shay never taught his kids the importance of outdoor activities, but

you do know that's what Physical Education is for right?

[UnrealXP]

@MrThinksmart

1. You say that one can't judge something they know nothing about, yet you're making assumptions about Malachi being malnourished, and Shay not showing his son outdoor exercise? Way to contradict yourself.

2. So you agree you're a cunt? Good to know.

3. Someone said you shouldn't call yourself that because you don't think smart, and you reply that thinking smart = working smart, not working harder, even though the word harder is never mentioned?

[olderkittyx1223]

@themtjoy oh i know now, this was the very first shaytard video I watched...now im addicted lol

[MrsCupcakeluv2000]

my dog acts just like him in yard! just like him!

[merricko1]

ewww son tard

[GreyChar23]

@merricko1 haha i know XD

[olderkittyx1223]

hes so cute but he needs more food

[SuiCiDeDez]

My great dane is just like that!!!(:

[caddog0sugar]

This is one of the funniest vlogs! I laughed at like, everything! lol seriously

[xoxobieberluvrxoxo]

LMAO!!!! LOL EPIC FACE AT 2:28!!!!!!!!!

[Tierdogy]

that video are cool! =)

[little7782]

Malichi is soo cute!!

[niamh589]

how do i rate something five stars ?? anyone ?

[CanObeyComedy]

@niamh589 Youtube has been updated since... lol. In 2009 it was rating stars... now its thumbs up.

[InfinityArch]

@niamh589 they took away rating a LONG time ago, its liking ir dislike now, (but its impoosible to dislake a shaytards vlog! :D )

[RainbowCloud321]

@niamh589 you cant anymore, now its just a thumbs up

[TheWillGremlin]

who would win in a dog fight malachi or BOTH zoe and marly

(note shaytards do not condone dogfighting it is just a question >=P )

[jorgericardoafonso]

is it just me or this family is simply boring?

oh, and kinda stupis as well!

[MrSpringKid]

@jorgericardoafonso wow, your family must be especially awesome to top these guys.... in fact i cant think of a more fun family ever in existence ever.

[jorgericardoafonso]

@MrSpringKid Ok, maybe I’ve been a little bit hard on this one. I’m sorry; I didn't mean to be stupid. I didn’t found the video much special, but I shouldn’t have said that. Thank you for bring your opinion to my attention. PS- I’m being honest, not sarcastic. Greetings from Portugal!

[caddog0sugar]

@jorgericardoafonso You obviously haven't seen very many of their videos

[eleva12345]

mommy tard is soooooo skinny :)

[itscuppycakeBITCH]

my neighbors have 3 great danes... and a pomeranian.

[nah700]

what kinda bike is that at @28??

[DaLeadBull]

Is sontard naked in bed?

[littlepeanutcola]

@DaLeadBull no.. he has underwear on

[MCShellii]

I love how the kids know not to take you seriously when your yelling at them and the camera is out :)

[dumbbutts1231]

NEED MORE HE TOO SKINNY I SEE HIS BONES

[unknownuser1070]

HEY !!!! Shay spelt Y'all the right way... you know how most people spell it ya'll... but its wrong... abvreation for, you all, thats why it goes before the "a"...

FTC!!!!!

[mschamberlin11]

no

[krykettsmom]

I have a black Dane named Krykett (cricket) and she leaves huge divots on the grass too. I hate it cause I cant keep my grass in the backyard looking nice, but I would rather her play and have fun than to have divot free grass =)

[CarlAllenPL]

Really beautiful and cheerful dog! ^_^ I think anybody would love to have :)))

[Phily19]

Malachi is a cool dog.

[CJAllin]

I agree with a Best of Malachi video!!

[ghostie10]

feed ur dog dude i can se his ribs how unhealthy 

[therealvandl]

@ghostie10

they do feed him. he's just skinny.

[Clemi1203]

@ghostie10 that's just his figure! they feed him enough! shay says it in the video.

[dljdljdljdljdlj]

Finally, a Malachi episode.

[warlion]

i hade a black  Great Dane her names was lulu was the best dog i ever have i love her so much livet till 12, enjoy malachi the Great Dane are the best nanny, i will get another one i hope soon

[1Reck7z]

I swear these kids could never take you seriously Shay..

[xNaaBusyx]

DO I?!?? LOL

[freshwaterrex]

this guy is obviously a bear



[totaLybeetLeJuice]

@freshwaterrex yup, but that house is to big to be in castro... maybe noe valley?

[freshwaterrex]

this guy is obviously a bear

[tudorino66]

why r americans fat ? lol

[69southpole]

But these vlogs would be nothing without Shay. I LOVE YOUR FAMILY And the vlogs would be nothing without them ither. So basically im saying..each person in your vlogs is important. you..your wife and kids..carlie..logan..everyone. I think people need to be thankful to Shay. He and mommytard are the ones who created those cute little kids ;)

[pookydo9]

my great dane puppy is 5 months he looks like a mini version of ur dog

[bubblebee7702]

@zenonia2000 he's not naked

[whenmonkeysattack16]

I was just thinking...when did the"Malachai voice" start? I think its soo funny XD

[2d181]

lol at sontard being naked 3:21

[HaveNoFearShayIsHere]

YOUR DOG IS NOT A DOG.

IT IS A HORSE.

[MissNiceBlades]

lol @ malachi at the beginning

[supersexbeast]

i like the we would never leave you guys i would! lol 

[StrawhatxLuffy]

Babytard looks SO cute grinning there.... :DDD

[DeUsz77OLiEs]

you have a cute family ^_^

your children are cute

your wife is cute and purty

your dog is awesome (cute

and umm yourrrrr...........an amazing father! XD

[123foreverladygaga]

do u feed ur dog?

[reneecliche]

@123foreverladygaga There are some dog breeds that are skinny no matter how much you feed them. And since it appears Malachi has a high metabolism, he's gonna be skinny. :P Haven't you seen people who are skinny no matter how much they eat?

[Tobisha328]

u guys NEED a reality show!!!!!!!!!!!!

[0MissElizabeth0]

2:15 - Boy that Babytard looks like she's UP TO SOMETHING here !! LoL!!

[zenonia2000]

1.Malichi is so awesome

2.Why is sontard naked in bed

3. He's naked in bed with 2 girls

Shay something is wrong with sontard plss make him do age appropriate things plssss:)

Email:zenonia2000@aol.co.uk

[pokelover66544]

@zenonia2000 he is not naked he is wearing boxers

[PhotoGraffable]

@zenonia2000 he is shirtless dumbasses. EVER HEARD OF GUYS SLEEPING SHIRTLESS! I suppose not.

[meercatdave01]

Wow ur dogs thin!

[californialee87]

dopest dad in the fookin world.

[xXForeverDreaming]

why is sontard naked...

[WhyIsNotAvailable]

@xXForeverDreaming he's not naked he is in underwear

[xVirosityx]

Shay, the vids you consider bad are in my opinion so much better than the ones where you just go party and hang with other youtubers rather than your family (like yesterdays videos). I liked this vid better than yesterdays by far, all you need is you, your wife, and kids to make an awesome vid. Don't let Cali change you man.

[emiilyfights]

they can't really help that it's skinny- they feed him, they let him run around and if he got ill they would take him to the vet. apart from being thin Malachi looks really healthy so it's ok :)

[Rapidashforever101]

Your family is so beautiful Shay! I wish mine was like yours.

[seeabordcoast]

whoa sontard half naked in a bed with 2 girls!!

[jagusana]

what t ype of dog is that

[moonera51]

@jagusana great dane

[billyarchibald]

@jagusana great dane

[samjessmeg123]

he acts just lik my dog!!!!!! tht is hilarious i <3 tht part wen ur i the kids room!!!!!! its hilarious i <3 it

[samjessmeg123]

he acts just lik my dog!!!!!!

[artturi1]

cute dog, but way too skinny :(

[mouseinsneakers]

@artturi1 It's the breed. They're supposed to be that skinny. (:

[artturi1]

@mouseinsneakers oh i didn't know that they r supposed to be that skinny.

I have seen so many great danes and none of them aren't that skinny.

I mean i can even see how many ribs that great dane have.

[isaacandoctober]

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER. BUT I LOVE MY MOM SO I AM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.If you don't copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours



[dahbombdokuroaisu]

I LOVE U SHAY!!!!!

[linlinlin304]

uh..very energitic dog..uhh..bye now :D

[1001dimondcutie]

lmfao pause it at 0:49 the dog looks funny xD

[LifesSmile]

Honestly I like these videos more xD, I don't like when it's a bunch of randomly clips thrown together, I like the nice long family one like 14 minutes+ long :D. More of u = happier me. xD

[cmcclellan86]

fuck the dog look at the hot milf.

[superfanofdasiy369]

LOL HER FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tntntsod]

lol that cute..

[kee980]

1:20 hahah sontards scream haha classic

[wsiklogfh]

2:18 is that the cuttest face ever or what?!

[JeliRo23]

@MrThinksHesSmart

Shut the hell up! You think you're great/smart for pointing out a supposedly malnourished dog while at the same time taking the piss out of a CHILD!

Go get a life you friendless loser!!! :P

@ SonTard I think you're wicked! :) x

[MrThinksmart]

@JeliRo23

lol 'friendless loser' - classic! Think of that one all by yourself? Very impressive. But let us regress dear JeliRo. It is not SonTard's fault he has never been taught the benefits of eating healthy; nor I dare say been shown the importance of regular outdoor exercise. Neither is it Malakai's fault that he's half starved to death & paraded on the internet like some circus clown. Honestly I don’t see why you ppl insist on perpetuating a myth when the parents are so clearly imprudent.

[JeliRo23]

@MrThinksmart

Thanks, yes I did think of it myself :)

So if you know its the parents fault (even tho you dont know what they teach him) then why did you take the piss out of a child?

[AtlantaHospiceRN]

You have the coolest family!

[teamunreel19]

theres never a bad day with you !!!

[ffejmeister]

man Sontard is ripped.

[Des7ruc7iv3]

LMAO 1:25 face is priceless!

[tastethewake]

Thumbs up if malachi is a beast.

[123vaw123]

@MrThinksmart tell me, a great dane does not need to be that skinny, plus his son is huge. hes got cankles..

[MrThinksmart]

@123vaw123. Ty - I rest my case.

[prettyinpurple321]

@MrThinksmart You have to be the meanest person I have ever met don't call yourself mrthinksmart cause you don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrThinksmart]

@prettyinpurple321. Firstly you have not 'met' me...I think encountered would have been a more accurate description. Secondly, thinking smart = working smarter not harder; and again you cannot judge something you know nothing about. Finally, it is plainly obvious that the dog in question is malnourished while the children look like they're permanently stuck with their hand in the cookie jar. This is considered animal cruelty and I do not apologise for pointing out such negligence.

[reubenw59]

@MrThinksmart what a cunt you are arent you?

[MrThinksmart]

@reubenw59

thanks for that captain obvious - you want a medal or a chest to pin it on?

[Bluebirds96]

@MrThinksmart as they've said in their past vlogs, they do feed their dog. Great Danes always look skinny. They're big dogs which means they have big bones. Who cares what they look like! They are a happy, well functionaling, beautiful family which is WAY more than I can say for you! So you can shove your hateful and wrong words right up your ASS, asshole!!

[boonhii]

LOLS at mommytard sneaking in the kitchen in the beginning

[ILov3Music14]

3:26 is sontard naked? o.0 eww

[TheFagMuncher]

@ILov3Music14 He has underwear on

[EdwardBites17]

why do they all have to sleep on the same bed? i saw them with bunkbeds in another vlog

[telephotousa]

@EdwardBites17 this vid was shot when they were still living in California...the bunks are in their home in Idaho, where they currently live (at least for now)

[Mayonaka47]

@EdwardBites17 This was one of their past vlogs in LA. At first they were only staying for the summer but then decided to stay longer.

[thesenselesswonder]

lol malachi is all legs

[xXCandyLoverrXx]

i kept replaying 1:18 to 1:20 :D

[SebaPee]

no offence, but i like Malachi almost more than you shay :). you could make a video "Best Of Malachi", that would have all your funny "Malachi translations" in it also.

Pease

[fschwall]

Malachi is a great dane

[TheCutekiwi]

that labrador is so skinny! goshh

[vildezz]

@TheCutekiwi it's not a labrador, malach is a Great Dane.

[TheCutekiwi]

@vildezz ohh ok no wonder...lol i feel like a fool now

[meggsmile]

lmfao your face is silly

[sanandreas940]

what kind of dog is malachi