House of the Dead 2 - Goldman, The Best Of

[SuperOddjobs]

"Our new ruler, The Empruuuuuruuuuuur!"

[ApacheMan2K]

William Shatner in his greatest villain role ever.

[kdreamland]

lol I wonder if this is what Goldman used to say as a kid.

"Goldman, your friends are at the door!"

"HM HM HM HM. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU....FRIENDS"

[RobotwarsKing]

COLD MEN

[TheSamiryoussef]

I love how James seem's so surprised when ever he see's GOLDMEN!!!

[Tseuhadon]

TEHRE IS BUT ONE EMPRA AND YUU ARE NOT HE!

Spehss mahrens, attack! Codecks astartees maneuvah - Steel Rehn!

[psmai27]

epic rap battles:

Tommy Wiseau vs Goldman

[Specterish]

I've been waiting for you... France...

[kiSHness]

BEST LAUGH EVER.

[Specterish]

@kiSHness HNHNHNHNNNN...

[TheTadz9]

hm h hm hm hm... This is the fin-l battle! Show yourself the mpror!

[MrRuano825]

"Show yourself! Our new ruler, the Emprah!"

My god...Goldman is Commander Boreale...

[Filby]

Dis is da foinal baddle. >:|

[somdasnuvens]

I like how he voices starts to crack when he says "to protect the LOYFE CAYCLE!!"

[heilbeezlebub]

Goldman sounds like a retarded computer trying to talk.

[ProbeNexus]

Goldman: Look at your left. Now back to me. Now back to your left, now back to me. Sadly, your left isn't me. But if it was aware of the original sin that man is responsible to and acted to protect the LOYFE CYCOL, then it could be like me. (...) Look down, now back up, where are you? You're not in the Door of Fate, nor this is da FINOL BADDUL, but you're with a present from ME to YUU. (...) Farewell, friends... HM HM HM HM HM.

[Darktroller2]

@ProbeNexus Win.

[TheRealGaucelm]

@ProbeNexus I'm on a zombie.

[MetalBru01]

In time, a sucsessor will cuuughm.

[MetalBru01]

Our new ruler, the empuuuurgh!

[TemplePhantom]

Its clearly a japanese voice actor reading the script literally without understanding what he is saying hence the odd way of speaking.

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

Goldman's laugh = Hmmh-hmmm-hmmm-hmmm-hmmm

[kdreamland]

That 1 disliker of awesome youtube vids. Time he made a move

[Naroon201]

TIME THEY MADE A MOVE

[dark7element]

"This is a present from miitoyuu. Look ay a your left!"

[SHlNOBl3]

0:27

Hm hm hm hm hm...people of the AMS...I am goldmun...i just ate a sandwich to protect the loyfe cycle...hm hm hm hm hm...

[kdreamland]

....maybe 1 person is "URRRRRGHHH! SIIIRRRRRR GOOLLLDDD!!!!"

[kdreamland]

1 person wasn't the 'friend' goldman was waiting for.

[Buttcakes15]

0:55 Funniest shit ever!!!

[QuartrGuy]

I am...I am...I am ACTING!

[leandrasin]

ROFL

[5084b]

goldmun dislikes this 

[TheLastGuard]

The only well written dialogue in this

HOLD YOUR FIRE! HOLD YOUR FIRE! HOLD YOUR FIRE! HOLD YOUR FIRE! HOLD YOUR FIRE! HOLD YOUR FIRE! HOLD YOUR FIRE!

[tintor2]

@TheLastGuard so there are gamers about to kill goldman because of his voice?!

[bombermanguy8888]

The empurh!

[Gibby4014]

1:24-1:26

Thumbs up if Phelous brought you here!

[SonnytheArcticFox]

I'V BIN WAITIN FOR U....FRENDS !!

GOLDMUN !! DU YOU EVUN NOW WHUT YOU DUII !!

[GhostBusta234]

Is it just me, or does Goldman sound a little like Stephen Colbert?

[jellywillreturn]

Rise and shine Mr Freeman.

[xoandxs5]

I like how he introduced the emperor like he was a new car you could win.

[TheRealChadius]

I always enjoyed how The Emperor will Destroy mankind first, THEN hate Mankind. Usually it's the other way around...

[CalistoCoon]

I was going to comment on how funny transcribed audio would be on this video, but it got 90% of the worlds right.. WHAT IS THIS?

[QuartrGuy]

"I am...I am...ACTING!"

[Clownman666]

the door of fate needs oil...

[jamo2demax]

His laugh is very convincing. HU HU HU HU

[pawel1818]

Door of fate what you expect futuristic slide door :D

[SSJ5Gogetenks]

I am...I am...I am a shitty actor.

[Fritsie93]

I lost it at LAIF cycle.

[Princesspeach2007]

lmaooo Transcribe audio matched the speech more than I've seen in any other videos :P This was hilarious though especially with the captions you put lol

[BigMert]

i literally watch this video everyday.

[yormejor]

ZHYS IS THY FINUHL BADDOL

SHOO YOHSHELV,OUR NIU ROOLAR,THY EMPURGH!!!

[Lucifer1999]

I am  I am struggling to remember who I am.

[SSJ5Gogetenks]

Hn. Hn. Hn. Hn. People of the AMS. I am. Goldman.

[shrugo12]

OUR NEW RULER: DE EMPOUGHRUR

[ashpikachu360]

DA LOYFE CYCLE! CREATURR SHAWW WUWE OVAH MANQUIND! TIS ISS DEH FIWAW BALLE! SHOW DERSELF, OUR NEW RULAH, DEH EMPORR!

[kamilfreeman]

TO PROTECT THE LOYFE CYCLE

[Criptomatic]

@kamilfreeman hm hm hm hm hm.

[AsterBarnivere]

I imagined the "Door Of Fate" to be alot more..... flashy..

[AwayRain]

"You have selected House of the Dead Goldman as the computer's default voice."

[akaimizu1]

When I thought Barry Burton, of Resident Evil, had the hilarious voice acting award, I was so proven wrong when I played this game at home. Goldman is the King of bad voice acting. Nobody can laugh like him. Not that he didn't have competition all through the game, but he proved he was Boss by beating the other in-game Voice Actors at the being bad game. Made the 'Help ME!! Help ME!!!" guy sound like an oscar nominee. Gotta love Goldman. Great post.

[Eternalsurvivor9]

a quarter of my life was use to pass the game (not so much LOL) and I love goldman with its terible performance. But i hate the end of the end hith only the people ma******** (i'm not goin to spoil the end XD

[jorgetrola]

How funny

Hm hm hm hm hm hmmmm

very funny

Hm hm hm hm

[KKSH2]

LOL, I like how Goldman's laugh reads "the the the the" with the Captions enabled.

[PLCTheCd]

Stephen Colbert should play Goldman in the HOTD movie!

[TankBuster09]

Now look over there!



[kamilfreeman]

TO PROTECT THE LYOFE CACLE

[dark7element]

"This is the fynal battol!"

[Zeithri]

"You liked this video. We'll use this to improve your recommendations."

Should I be worried?

[dashwarts]

@Zeithri You broke the recommendation cycle! Someone will make a YouTube feature that worsens the experience (and can't be disabled) to rule over mankind.

Hmm, maybe this is why I had to memorize the URL for the favorites page to get around that stupid automatic playlist feature. (Granted that was several months ago, but it still p***** me off!)

[Hepathos]

THE EMPEWUWR

[pawel1818]

I AM.....SHIT! :D

[VearnstDeortholf]

how does he get down from the roof after watching 'goldmun' jump off? o.o

[P0RtalMan]

Sometimes, Gold-MUN reminds me of Prof. Oak from Pokemon.

[Artigael]

Peeple obde Ye-ye mess!

[ShadowSora94]

OUR NEW RULER

THE EMPHERER.

[ProgrammedForDamage]

I AM, I AM, I AM ruining the texture maps of the helipad

[Urmean15]

Suffer

like G did

[disappearerer]

I AM I AM I AM

[MrConredsX]

in a time a"xuxessor" will cum!

[mahlerite]

The character killed himself because of the voice actor he was stuck with.

[SayItAintSowoah]

Hm Hm Hm Hm >>> Ha Ha Ha Ha

[TriggerheartExcelica]

The ridiculous stock sound at 1:40 gets me every time.

[Jetdahawk]

How did he insta-stand up at 1:23?

[XsONourFACEs]

He moved so quick my cam didnt pick it up @Jetdahawk

[Jetdahawk]

@XsONourFACEs

lol I thought he only did that in the Wii version but then I played it and he stood up normally.

[DarthSabbath11]

I am... I am.. I am a fucking retard who doesn't know how to speak properly- The Emperah

[jonowev]

THIS IS THE FINAL BATTLE!

[tkhushrenada]

I feel bad laughing at Goldman, given he's obviously suffered a stroke

[Jiterdomer]

New Job for Goldman:

PROTECT THE LOYFE CYCLE

Salary: $1,000,000,000,000,000

(This is after the Scopes Trial in the 1920s)

[martiallaw09]

@Jiterdomer Ohh god I can't stop laughing

[Kolbatsu]

Sega games: terrible dubs awesome music

[dark7element]

"This is da final battol!"

[carefreejimbob]

i think goldman is a fan of tron..."TO PROTECT THE LIGHT CYCLE!"

[StonedAssassinNZL]

LOLLOLOL

[carefreejimbob]

he`s amazing! goldman needs to star in his own game!

[5282890]

the door of fate might need some oiling

[Xenosoo]

Why the hell does James feel the need to point and Goldman and tell him his name EVERY. SINGLE. TIME?! :l

[tkhushrenada]

his voice is as exciting as his office furniture

[TheBryanThompson]

Dogs of da ams....... Time day maida moooooo. Ive bin waiteen for u.... Friends. Huh huh huh huh huh people of the ams i am goldmun. THIS IS THE FOYNLE BOTTLE. SHOW URSELF OUR NEEW RULER THE EMPURRRRRRRRR. (james) GO-MEH!!!!!! In time a sluckflesher will cum. Farewell...... Friends.

[GAF1987]

@TheBryanThompson You're comment made my day. LMAO

[DianaMod27]

a xuccessor will coame

[CrashNicker]

I just LOVE Goldman's laugh...

HM HM HM HM HM.

XD

[AncientGearEngineer]

jeez it sounds like he has the hiccups and is trying hard not to show it.

[teejayandjon]

I wish we had voice actors like this in today's games.

[KRAZZYKARL123]

@teejayandjon The covenent is on reach, the covenent is on reach.

[venichen1]

@KRAZZYKARL123 i got that reference.

[KRAZZYKARL123]

@venichen1  :)

[ShupaNaraic]

THIS IS THE FINAL BATTLE!

[venichen1]

hm.hm.hm.hm had me in tears, my stomach hurts.

[stevean2]

i cant believe how sucky this voice acting is.

[editmangiffard]

it should have said "bill cosby laugh incoming"

[Trancemaster2052]

The "door of fate" sure creaks alot.

[communistrecords]

Is he a good actor acting bad or just that bad?

[AsterBarnivere]

@communistrecords He's so good it's bad.

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

His still a better actor then Miley Cyrus.....

[sampsampXXXX]

Dogs of the AMS... time they make a shit

[ihavenokegson]

Our new ruler

the Empearughhh

[DevilmanEnvoy]

O hai bass wassup

get off ur high horse u cant kill people, first rule of robotics

[backwardshoe]

Goldman... G-man... prepare for unforeseen consequences.

[Kerensky287]

"LOOK AT YOUR LEFT!"

Now back to me. Now back at your left. Now back to me. Sadly, your left isn't me, because if it was, the empty space would probably have more emotion in its voice acting.

[GregHM81]

Does anyone else think that Goldman looks like Hugo Weaving??

[TheLordmoldyshorts]

I love that Goldman sounds like an adult with the mindset and education of a toddler. :)

[Jukebox36O]

THIS IS THE FIONAL BURTLE!

[Hepathos]

THE EMPRERAR

[Big12189]

GOLDMAN!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!

[charlienash87]

G's blood stains! my...god

[Slippar247]

i remember and love it :)

[AHALambda101]

this is the final atle

our new ruler....the mparor

XD

[editmangiffard]

when he laughs it sounds like bill cosby...

[editmangiffard]

" its been a wile hasent irt, mie frend from da ams, *wisper* yes im on the phone to dem"

[axus111]

"In time, a sucksesor will caagnh"

And when he points to the wall, the camera just goes to the roof.

[mariotaz]

Hold your laughter

[pipophd]

THIS IS THE FINOL BATTOL!

[KaoFamJK]

wow

[nitro836]

Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm.

[ManRandomThe]

He looks a bit like Steve Carrell. And sounds like him in Anchorman.

[SquirrelyLilBugger]

Where the actual fuck is the clip of him on the big screen in the arena? IT'S THE BEST BIT!

[XsONourFACEs]

@SquirrelyLilBugger The 3rd encounter, the boss is called "Strength", a chainsaw-wielding giant

[AmazinNubProductions]

THE EMPERER!

[MozTS]

gold-man.!

[BlackHawkNor]

Maahn kaai!

[TaikiStorm]

"It´s finally over."

"I´ll go on fighting."

Why, tell me, why would he need to do that?

[ChevalierAguila]

FRIEEEENDS

[Clanitz]

The only villain I can't take seriously...

[MahBoi22]

huh huh huh huh huhhhhhhh

[helikestv]

Dogs of the AMS... time they midemuv

[mistertakeda]

Poor Goldman. He tries so hard, even with his "impairment." And he's so concerned with preserving the precious balance of nature. Just wish he could catch a break.

[Twilleh]

Empurrr

[howiescream]

in time you"ll find out whos right hum hum hum hum hum LMAO

[wtfbangetseh]

fukken saved.

[vulnerabledonkey]

"The Empererr!"

[wolf12890]

I AM... I AM...

[DasFatMan]

to protect the loiyfe cycle

[Kiroswan]

He seriously sounds like a mentally retarded kid in a mans body trying to be a villain.

[allen91315]

I'm positive everyone who has commented on this video could do a better job voice acting than this guy

[VoodooSyndrome]

stop calling me your friend man.

[Sharpmint]

I don't see the bird!

[draz1000]

Without a doubt THE best voice acting ever to be recorded

[idonahari1]

Who is he ?

Ah, goldman.

[meanjoe30158]

im fully aware of what im doing, can you see?

to protect the loyfe cycole!

ive made a creature to rule over mankine

DIS IS THE FINUL BADULE!

show yourself, our new ruler the emperar!

[TheREALNards3000]

It's weird to think that there's actually someone in real life who provided the voice of this guy. If I actually met him and recognized him somehow, I'll greet him with "GOLDMAN!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING???" After he stares at me in bewilderment for a while and asks "Who the hell are you?", I'll reply with "IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY???"

[meanjoe30158]

i have made a creatur to rule ovur mankeind!

[Pistoldude2]

Thanks. Great upload. Gotta love Goldman.

[Paulsama]

lol i imagined the "door of fate" would be a little more extravagant-looking with a name like that