@leozanderiv I have no idea. I expected it to be some cheap attempt to look believable but it was genuinely amusing. Maybe Mass Effect fans are still sensitive about the bashing it took over alien sex when the first game came out and some politician was griping about a game she had never played or even seen before.
Why is Machinima so bad now? They used to have standards back when Halo 2 was still becoming majorly popular. They used to sort through the shit and release decent animations with comedy or story; now they are just like 90% of the shit today. Fuck this main-stream bullshit; fuck Machinima, fuck the assholes, fuck the people who allow such stupid shit to exist! Be fucking funny if you're going to make a spoof!! This was just retarded! God damn these queef huffing douche socks!!!!
lol why argue here and not post your honest opinions for the clips that is what this is made for. Comment on clip hello someone missing the entire point of it if youre going to argue or bitch at each other do it somewhere else you both fail so hard. lawlz :)
In case you didn't know, Jack Wall is leaving BioWare, and Clint Mansell will make the soundtrack for Mass Effect 3 :( I want you guys to rate this up and post it on every BioWAre video in hope that he reads it.
Dear Mr. Wall, your music blew our minds. It gave life to Jade Empire, Dragon Age, Mass Effect. We're not asking you to return on behalf of BioWare, we're asking you to come back for the players, the people who love your music. Mass Effect 3 NEEDS YOU. We NEED your music.
@davelantor Calling names makes you fall to chicken's level. Also I don't have enough time looking through all comments just to see that you scored a sarcasm having typed like 100 comments(yes that's sarcasm). By the way the last sentence was nonsense and made you look like a child.
I am sorry, dealing with people with your minds set is not a highlight of my day, and i would prefer to point out peoples flaws and then move on, i dont care what you read, and i dont care what you didnt. But if you are going to make a statement, you might as well make a 5 second research then to look like a troll.
Btw. You not being able to make sense of the last comment only points points to your lack of knowledge, or failure to attempting to make sense of things you dont know.
Lol that was hilarious I'm still tryin' to keep myself from thinking about it again `cause if I do I laugh again and my lungs are already worn out P.S. can't wait for ME3 to come out though the ME games are awesome in their own unique way they are all master pieces though and that's what matters to me and probly everone else who plays the ME games.
Wow I was laughing about halfway through thinking this better not be serious... probably why there are more dislikes they didn't even watch most of it
mass effect is huh,but still best space game out there... wish they continue freelancer ,waitig for nexus 2.
malganus4 5 months ago
"You can't flag this video" WHAT?
JJnnaatt 6 months ago 2
haha....this is just funny
ThaBrutalClan 6 months ago
LMAO why is every one hateing it its funny!!
leozanderiv 7 months ago
@leozanderiv I have no idea. I expected it to be some cheap attempt to look believable but it was genuinely amusing. Maybe Mass Effect fans are still sensitive about the bashing it took over alien sex when the first game came out and some politician was griping about a game she had never played or even seen before.
VaultCult 6 months ago
why the fuck is every add on youtube is about fabio?
SoldierFrontPro9 7 months ago
@SoldierFrontPro9 *ad i meant
SoldierFrontPro9 7 months ago
hmm...im not exactly sure how i feel about this...
angel1bay 8 months ago
This is to BAD for so a GOOD game =(
MrRascal123456789 8 months ago
staring bruce campbell
redneckdipper1337 8 months ago
Why is Machinima so bad now? They used to have standards back when Halo 2 was still becoming majorly popular. They used to sort through the shit and release decent animations with comedy or story; now they are just like 90% of the shit today. Fuck this main-stream bullshit; fuck Machinima, fuck the assholes, fuck the people who allow such stupid shit to exist! Be fucking funny if you're going to make a spoof!! This was just retarded! God damn these queef huffing douche socks!!!!
LeVaughnX 8 months ago
@LeVaughnX Machinima was always bad hehe
Trocityyy 7 months ago
@LeVaughnX basically fuck markkoh
Suicide899 7 months ago
@Suicide899 Pretty much. Machinima is plauged by hipster/mainstream trash now.
LeVaughnX 7 months ago
LoooooooL! the last bit was worth waiting for xD
MrKillthatcat 9 months ago
-_-
Mickster1267 9 months ago
not funny!!!
jaapiekeel 9 months ago
ok
Akordio94 9 months ago
Is.... this a joke?
playerofrock04 9 months ago
@playerofrock04
EDI: Joker, the trailer for mass effect 3 is at the following link
Joker: *watches* WHAT THE SHIT?
EDI: That is a joke.
jediraslan13 9 months ago 8
@jediraslan13 Mehehe. Gudd oann.
playerofrock04 9 months ago
Fuck you and your anti-humor
lollerich 9 months ago
lol lol ... !!!
oDaAssassinx 9 months ago
you haven't seen interracial sex till now! OH YEAH!
CeMDRAGONify 9 months ago
ok funny but fake
peanutboy003 9 months ago
wanna fuck?
OK!!!
KevMods 9 months ago
retared but the funnyest shit ever good job 5 stars
newvagasbaby2 9 months ago
Heeehehehehe.... That made Mass Effect kids cry, omg that was so hilarious.
Zalashjigg 9 months ago
machinima suck on my krogan balls
Intheend4226 10 months ago
Lol Imagine If This Was The Original Trailer !!!!!
John2K90 10 months ago
:D a niektórzy się łudzili i za to łapka w dół
ChomikDj111 10 months ago
Was this by the Sanity team?
Baboy318 10 months ago
lol on the thumbnail you can just see 2 behind the 3
Necrovenge 10 months ago
bastard. dont touch my game.
EntoSanto 10 months ago
i want kinect for this game if it will be what the trailer pretty much says wloud be the most revolutionary sex game ever
patko1610 10 months ago
mass efect 3 is set in london it is
TheRyanHurd 10 months ago
@TheRyanHurd Nah, just on Earth in general.
LastODSTStanding 10 months ago
fake
jackbotsworld 10 months ago
Hey wanna fuck?UHDUAHDUAHDUAHD Very nice
Shadowhard13 10 months ago
Hey wanna fuck?UHDUAHDUAHDUAHD Very nice
Shadowhard13 10 months ago
all from the 2nd 1
zacharycombatarms 10 months ago
OKAY o3o!
PieLover5000 10 months ago
sheesh worst 2 minutes in my life...
mujo93 10 months ago
Gay.
TheTopCovers 10 months ago
epic fail.
Ferrusmanus83 10 months ago
WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY THUMBS DOWN???? I laughed my fuckin ass off!!! hahahaha
bigbizable 10 months ago
1092b people said hello to his little freind
speedandrew 10 months ago
lmao
Enterthephlonix 10 months ago
I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on youtube.
shougoh 10 months ago 4
/watch?v=OfFt8u2A6XE
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Mass Effect 3 unboxing... freaking amazing game he has the special edition! Dont know how he got it but it looks like an awesome game!
xDiRTYJ 10 months ago
Pure genius.
LtMaverickN42 10 months ago
Markkoh's not much of a voice actor. >_> Just sayin'.
Fr0st1989 10 months ago
WTF!?
thealbinocamel 11 months ago
lol why argue here and not post your honest opinions for the clips that is what this is made for. Comment on clip hello someone missing the entire point of it if youre going to argue or bitch at each other do it somewhere else you both fail so hard. lawlz :)
lucen15 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
In case you didn't know, Jack Wall is leaving BioWare, and Clint Mansell will make the soundtrack for Mass Effect 3 :( I want you guys to rate this up and post it on every BioWAre video in hope that he reads it.
Dear Mr. Wall, your music blew our minds. It gave life to Jade Empire, Dragon Age, Mass Effect. We're not asking you to return on behalf of BioWare, we're asking you to come back for the players, the people who love your music. Mass Effect 3 NEEDS YOU. We NEED your music.
Rate up plz!
AndyRaslan 11 months ago
whoever created this video is a total MORON!!!!!!!!!
knight5846 1 year ago
WTF ? :D
Kubak19777 1 year ago
FAIL!
BMTHATB 1 year ago
And yes, BioWare announced ME is only 3 part :(
... or is it ... :D
davelantor 1 year ago
@davelantor yea it is a trilogy .... but i m positive that after bioware sees the sales figures for me3 we will be getting another one :D
maxxx1st 1 year ago
@maxxx1st
i doubt it ... often companies stickup to their package deals.
BUT.
there will be several "expansion" games that work over the timeline
As example ... after the last Halo game, the new games are not focusing on masterchief but instead other characters on the game, odst etc.
perhaps something like this will be interduced to the ME series also .. we will see ;)
In my opinion i would like to have a ME that i can fly the ship in :P ... pilot :D, and .... joker as co-pilot maybe :P
davelantor 1 year ago
@davelantor That will probably be the multiplayer... You play as a pilot in a space-shuttle and fight.
cotarna 1 year ago
@cotarna Why would you possibly think that's a good idea?
Bleumange 11 months ago
you know what .... i think i will wait for Mass Effect 4 :P
davelantor 1 year ago
@davelantor There will be no ME4
menelainho14 11 months ago
@menelainho14 LOL, you failed to notice the sarcasm ...
davelantor 11 months ago
@davelantor No, you failed to show sarcasm.
menelainho14 11 months ago
@menelainho14 ok, next time i will take the time to explain the sarcasm for idiots like you.
Infact i already did it if you care to read my other comments ... next before you make a statement, check if you dont looks like a total moron.
Otherwise you will endup thinking Onion news is real and Fox news is unbiased.
davelantor 11 months ago
@davelantor Calling names makes you fall to chicken's level. Also I don't have enough time looking through all comments just to see that you scored a sarcasm having typed like 100 comments(yes that's sarcasm). By the way the last sentence was nonsense and made you look like a child.
menelainho14 11 months ago
@menelainho14
I am sorry, dealing with people with your minds set is not a highlight of my day, and i would prefer to point out peoples flaws and then move on, i dont care what you read, and i dont care what you didnt. But if you are going to make a statement, you might as well make a 5 second research then to look like a troll.
Btw. You not being able to make sense of the last comment only points points to your lack of knowledge, or failure to attempting to make sense of things you dont know.
davelantor 11 months ago
@menelainho14 Your pointless trolling will no longer get responded. I got better things to do :)
davelantor 11 months ago
@davelantor Bye
menelainho14 11 months ago
@menelainho14 davelantor pwned u :))
jediraslan13 11 months ago
@jediraslan13 Yes, cause I made the mistake to reply to him. He then dragged me down to his level and beat me by experience.
menelainho14 11 months ago
Point for fun factor:)
CathrineL 1 year ago
haha omfg dat was funny!!!! XD
oh wait a minute, i'm not retarded!
*dislike*
kmathisk 1 year ago
@kmathisk u sound like retarted
Highway203 1 year ago
@Highway203 LMAO do i even have to add to this?
kmathisk 1 year ago
thought i was gonna be pissed if this was a joke vid but dammit that was fucking hilarious
darhunholy 1 year ago
LMAO
AJCHLeon 1 year ago
ROFL
FlameOfHopeDBO 1 year ago
Cheese.
Jaeckrich 1 year ago
ROFLMAOMLOELMOTLMO . well you get the point Hilarious!
ZeroPresicion 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
he was thinking about girls stomach!
MrBirkly101 1 year ago
XDDD!!!)))
TheAntigeorgia 1 year ago
WHY ALL THE DISLIKES
THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL
and true in a way....
you know what
*dislike*
KIDDING
Heyoupally 1 year ago
best software house ever !!!!!!!!
BrandnewdayXY 1 year ago
I feel ashamed now...
MassEffect0077 1 year ago
this was uploaded on my birthday :D
stawaz 1 year ago
hmmm I'm not sure but this seems fake.
Rockthedice 1 year ago 80
@Rockthedice wat u talking bout this lookz completly legit
mufasita6 9 months ago
LOL!
TehKing501 1 year ago
Say hello to my little friend! I never get laid of that! XD
Showmesomelazers 1 year ago
Fuck you destroy Mass Effect AND Scarface for that you must die !!
sylv00500 1 year ago
iná pičovina toto :D
jury123321 1 year ago
That's 1.24 minutes of my life I will never get back. But thanks for the laugh =P
Asphazell 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Renegade is Red
Paragon is Blue
Assuming Control.
This Hurts You.
GamerElemental 1 year ago
I think the rumor "most internet users are underage" just got confirmed.
Zadeify 1 year ago 2
At the beginning I thought it was Kaiden speaking. :)
mikiroony 1 year ago
LMFAO wtf y does this have sooo many thumbs down
GpB217 1 year ago
There something wrong with your TV
nickgbruns 1 year ago
@nickgbruns it was supposed to be like that
SupposedToBeComedy 1 year ago
Machinima why the hell haven't you guys uploaded..the ACTUAL world premiere?
ShadowxFang3245 1 year ago
@ShadowxFang3245 they did,
galaxy366 1 year ago
nah... Just cuts from Official trailers and author's voice...
nikout13 1 year ago
JUST SAW ,ASS EFFECT 3 TRAILER!!!!
lalaman122 1 year ago
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lalaman122 1 year ago
lol
Corpendium 1 year ago
i ROFLd everywhere at 1:00
i was not expecting that
CastFire001 1 year ago
mass effect
1 recruit team
2 Start army
3 plan attack
4 Epic battle
Gorehound3000 1 year ago
Don't hate him. It's Machinima. Its either going to be real or funny and i knew this would be funny since nothing confirmed by Bioware yet.
artofgamingclan 1 year ago
i hate this this game.....no adventure...only action-shooter
:-q i rather to unlike it ;)
sucks
Death2Zeus 1 year ago
Powerade. Through my nose. All over computer screen.
lollerfisk 1 year ago 3
God I hate that guy.
XxHaHaXx3 1 year ago
Fore mass effect 3 I think this
1. Give us a mission on Earth.
2. More than one alien team member from the same race.
3. Bring give us the last prothean as a team member/ or shepherd is part prothean.
4. Ash or Kadin did not get killed on vermier.
5. More guns and armor options.
6. Options at the beginning of the game to changed what happened in Mass effect and Mass effect 2.
TheStormedBrute 1 year ago
ok i was like: its not bad, not bad at all untill "wanna f**k" what a buzzkill
ynski85 1 year ago
this is pure derp.
zev007 1 year ago
The pitch of the girlfriends "Okay" was just hilarious
Vipertoffee 1 year ago 60
the best part of the video was the la noire ad
jedimaster1114 1 year ago
@jedimaster1114 come on man, its funny and you make a big fuss cause your dream of mass effect 3 coming out early wasnt fulfilled
jediraslan13 1 year ago
come on guys is funny
95shady 1 year ago
noooooooooooooooooooooooo.......
Krustenkaese92 1 year ago
haha, i laughed. i can't understand the many dislikes
NewCrobuzon 1 year ago
lol...wut?
imred3345l 1 year ago
wow not even funny ya stupid jew
TheEdman432 1 year ago
fukin scumbag how dare you disrespect mass effect
nychustla132 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! WHERE"S MORGAN FREEMAN?!
Zukoiu 1 year ago
I've taken shits funnier then this. Take this piece of crap off youtube, it's making the world retarded.
Sursion7 1 year ago
LMAO Hilarious!
dahlquik 1 year ago
LMAO! That was hilarious.
Stepo2905 1 year ago
i can't wait for mass effect 3 to come out the second one was to short:(
hearnechearne 1 year ago
hey wanna fuck OK haha i lolled so hard XD
blizzbubble 1 year ago
LOL !!! I love this movie !
PierreDelorean 1 year ago
AWSOME REPLAY VALUE =P
creapsmantic 1 year ago
hahaha
T0mek8 1 year ago
Lol that was hilarious I'm still tryin' to keep myself from thinking about it again `cause if I do I laugh again and my lungs are already worn out P.S. can't wait for ME3 to come out though the ME games are awesome in their own unique way they are all master pieces though and that's what matters to me and probly everone else who plays the ME games.
Ghafful18 1 year ago
OMFG !!!! at the first time it was epic, and at the end....well it kill it.....still i cannot stop laughing off my ass.
great job dude, for ruining it.....iwon't rate it anyway....
IndoneVoid 1 year ago
XD Lol... :D
XxRockBocixX 1 year ago
I still can't wait...
LastODSTStanding 1 year ago
Oh come on you faggots, that was funny have a sense of humor.
panzertrance 1 year ago
lmfao! comedy gold although i cant wait for the real game to come out :D
crt4371 1 year ago
The rumor isnt a LIE! Machinima is letting LOTS of people down :(
LanceLOL12 1 year ago
lol
ak4theside 1 year ago
CANT WAIT TILL THIS COMES OUT XD
painkiller1121 1 year ago
lol that was actually kind of funny... "wanna fuck? ...OKAY." :P
straaler5 1 year ago 36
lol nice video
kyle032196 1 year ago
LOL EPIC . enyone who wanted a real trailer is just sad xD
supreamrecon 1 year ago
man people can just be sick/rong and well ya om gosh man lol
violetF17 1 year ago
Hey wanna fuck? OK!!!
Mass effect 3:My Alien girlfreind you have never seen any other internol sex before OH YEAH......XXXXXDDD
KJ22441 1 year ago
hey... wana fuck?
OK!!
i laughted so hard in that part
TheFreerunningBros 1 year ago
what a fail
MClove753 1 year ago
Your a fag to the machinima community.
UMULAS 1 year ago
u ripped that off of several others
goderd123 1 year ago
wow fag did a dick get stuck in your throat this isnt real you queer i hate fakes bich
Crownzification 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Someone kill this with FIREAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
RyouuichiKun15 1 year ago
i agree with garner lol thought it was real at frist then i seen the last part and all that i could say was wtf lol
thanx for a good laugh
melissa95834 1 year ago
lame
HENNESYnDRO 1 year ago
hay give he gy credit for trying
fallonsky12 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!!
REVwilliebeamon 1 year ago
i was expecting to get rick roll'd but this? maaan :DD:D:
o652300 1 year ago
Everybody who disliked is either a nerdy virgin who's jealous of a videogame character, or they have no sense of humour.
MisterDyslexo 1 year ago
hahahahhaa!! gunna post this to facebook
shakershawcross 1 year ago
LOOOOOLLL.. ":::: HEY WANNA FUCK???? "..
taste4love 1 year ago
I do prefer MOH... I'm so happy I'm receiving it for free next week from the guys at nineoffers(dot)com!
taunyaBriggshrfe 1 year ago
is this real?
AKjack989 1 year ago
@AKjack989 Yes, it is.
PS11833 1 year ago
omg wtf is that lmfao
ldgsuperstar 1 year ago
inter=species sex!
slayermilly 1 year ago
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGthat was stupid.
protestifications 1 year ago
Ouhhh Yeaaahhh xDDD
Daynielity 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BRILLIANT!!!!
Supergibb 1 year ago
LMAO!!! Get ppl hopes up and then shoot them down. Nice one
Thumbs up
DirtyFacez 1 year ago
Wow I was laughing about halfway through thinking this better not be serious... probably why there are more dislikes they didn't even watch most of it
IcameIsawIpwned 1 year ago
lol that was funny very unexpected :)
Jevans1000 1 year ago
"Hey wanna fuck?"..."OK"....."MASS EFFECT 3 MY ALIEN GIRLFREIND"
CeMDRAGONify 1 year ago
Why does this have so many dislikes? That was amazing!
JohnBuckStrange 1 year ago
@JohnBuckStrange Because this video is only a shit?? omg.... -_-"
astrolopitequs23 1 year ago