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  • mass effect is huh,but still best space game out there... wish they continue freelancer ,waitig for nexus 2.

  • "You can't flag this video" WHAT?

  • haha....this is just funny

  • LMAO why is every one hateing it its funny!!

  • @leozanderiv I have no idea. I expected it to be some cheap attempt to look believable but it was genuinely amusing. Maybe Mass Effect fans are still sensitive about the bashing it took over alien sex when the first game came out and some politician was griping about a game she had never played or even seen before.

  • why the fuck is every add on youtube is about fabio?

  • @SoldierFrontPro9 *ad i meant

  • hmm...im not exactly sure how i feel about this...

  • This is to BAD for so a GOOD game =(

  • staring bruce campbell

  • Why is Machinima so bad now? They used to have standards back when Halo 2 was still becoming majorly popular. They used to sort through the shit and release decent animations with comedy or story; now they are just like 90% of the shit today. Fuck this main-stream bullshit; fuck Machinima, fuck the assholes, fuck the people who allow such stupid shit to exist! Be fucking funny if you're going to make a spoof!! This was just retarded! God damn these queef huffing douche socks!!!!

  • @LeVaughnX Machinima was always bad hehe

  • @LeVaughnX basically fuck markkoh

    

  • @Suicide899 Pretty much. Machinima is plauged by hipster/mainstream trash now.

  • LoooooooL! the last bit was worth waiting for xD

  • -_-

  • not funny!!!

  • ok

  • Is.... this a joke?

  • @playerofrock04

    EDI: Joker, the trailer for mass effect 3 is at the following link

    Joker: *watches* WHAT THE SHIT?

    EDI: That is a joke.

  • @jediraslan13 Mehehe. Gudd oann.

  • Fuck you and your anti-humor

  • lol lol ... !!!

    

  • you haven't seen interracial sex till now! OH YEAH!

  • ok funny but fake

  • wanna fuck?

    OK!!!

  • retared but the funnyest shit ever good job 5 stars

  • Heeehehehehe.... That made Mass Effect kids cry, omg that was so hilarious.

  • machinima suck on my krogan balls

  • Lol Imagine If This Was The Original Trailer !!!!!

  • :D a niektórzy się łudzili i za to łapka w dół

  • Was this by the Sanity team?

  • lol on the thumbnail you can just see 2 behind the 3

  • bastard. dont touch my game.

  • i want kinect for this game if it will be what the trailer pretty much says wloud be the most revolutionary sex game ever

  • mass efect 3 is set in london it is

  • @TheRyanHurd Nah, just on Earth in general.

  • fake

  • Hey wanna fuck?UHDUAHDUAHDUAHD Very nice

  • Hey wanna fuck?UHDUAHDUAHDUAHD Very nice

  • all from the 2nd 1

    

  • OKAY o3o!

  • sheesh worst 2 minutes in my life...

  • Gay.

  • epic fail.

  • WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY THUMBS DOWN???? I laughed my fuckin ass off!!! hahahaha

  • 1092b people said hello to his little freind

  • lmao

  • I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on youtube.

  • /watch?v=OfFt8u2A6XE

    .

    Mass Effect 3 unboxing... freaking amazing game he has the special edition! Dont know how he got it but it looks like an awesome game!

  • Pure genius.

  • Markkoh's not much of a voice actor. >_> Just sayin'.

  • WTF!?

  • lol why argue here and not post your honest opinions for the clips that is what this is made for. Comment on clip hello someone missing the entire point of it if youre going to argue or bitch at each other do it somewhere else you both fail so hard. lawlz :)

  • whoever created this video is a total MORON!!!!!!!!!

  • WTF ? :D

  • FAIL!

  • And yes, BioWare announced ME is only 3 part :(

    ... or is it ... :D

  • @davelantor yea it is a trilogy .... but i m positive that after bioware sees the sales figures for me3 we will be getting another one :D

  • @maxxx1st

    i doubt it ... often companies stickup to their package deals.

    BUT.

    there will be several "expansion" games that work over the timeline

    As example ... after the last Halo game, the new games are not focusing on masterchief but instead other characters on the game, odst etc.

    perhaps something like this will be interduced to the ME series also .. we will see ;)

    In my opinion i would like to have a ME that i can fly the ship in :P ... pilot :D, and .... joker as co-pilot maybe :P

  • @davelantor That will probably be the multiplayer... You play as a pilot in a space-shuttle and fight.

  • @cotarna Why would you possibly think that's a good idea?

  • you know what .... i think i will wait for Mass Effect 4 :P

  • @davelantor There will be no ME4

  • @menelainho14 LOL, you failed to notice the sarcasm ...

  • @davelantor No, you failed to show sarcasm.

  • @menelainho14 ok, next time i will take the time to explain the sarcasm for idiots like you.

    Infact i already did it if you care to read my other comments ... next before you make a statement, check if you dont looks like a total moron.

    Otherwise you will endup thinking Onion news is real and Fox news is unbiased.

  • @davelantor Calling names makes you fall to chicken's level. Also I don't have enough time looking through all comments just to see that you scored a sarcasm having typed like 100 comments(yes that's sarcasm). By the way the last sentence was nonsense and made you look like a child.

  • @menelainho14

    I am sorry, dealing with people with your minds set is not a highlight of my day, and i would prefer to point out peoples flaws and then move on, i dont care what you read, and i dont care what you didnt. But if you are going to make a statement, you might as well make a 5 second research then to look like a troll.

    Btw. You not being able to make sense of the last comment only points points to your lack of knowledge, or failure to attempting to make sense of things you dont know.

  • @menelainho14 Your pointless trolling will no longer get responded. I got better things to do :)

  • @davelantor Bye

  • @menelainho14 davelantor pwned u :))

  • @jediraslan13 Yes, cause I made the mistake to reply to him. He then dragged me down to his level and beat me by experience.

  • Point for fun factor:)

  • haha omfg dat was funny!!!! XD

    oh wait a minute, i'm not retarded!

    *dislike*

  • @kmathisk u sound like retarted

  • @Highway203 LMAO do i even have to add to this?

  • thought i was gonna be pissed if this was a joke vid but dammit that was fucking hilarious

  • LMAO

  • ROFL

  • Cheese.

  • ROFLMAOMLOELMOTLMO . well you get the point Hilarious!

  • XDDD!!!)))

  • WHY ALL THE DISLIKES

    THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL

    and true in a way....

    you know what

    *dislike*

    KIDDING

  • best software house ever !!!!!!!!

  • I feel ashamed now...

  • this was uploaded on my birthday :D

  • hmmm I'm not sure but this seems fake.

  • @Rockthedice wat u talking bout this lookz completly legit

  • LOL!

  • Say hello to my little friend! I never get laid of that! XD

  • Fuck you destroy Mass Effect AND Scarface for that you must die !!

  • iná pičovina toto :D

  • That's 1.24 minutes of my life I will never get back. But thanks for the laugh =P

  • I think the rumor "most internet users are underage" just got confirmed.

    

  • At the beginning I thought it was Kaiden speaking. :)

  • LMFAO wtf y does this have sooo many thumbs down

  • There something wrong with your TV

  • @nickgbruns it was supposed to be like that

  • Machinima why the hell haven't you guys uploaded..the ACTUAL world premiere?

  • @ShadowxFang3245 they did,

  • nah... Just cuts from Official trailers and author's voice...

  • JUST SAW ,ASS EFFECT 3 TRAILER!!!!

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  • lol

  • i ROFLd everywhere at 1:00

    i was not expecting that

  • mass effect

    1 recruit team

    2 Start army

    3 plan attack

    4 Epic battle

  • Don't hate him. It's Machinima. Its either going to be real or funny and i knew this would be funny since nothing confirmed by Bioware yet.

  • i hate this this game.....no adventure...only action-shooter

    :-q i rather to unlike it ;)

    sucks

  • Powerade. Through my nose. All over computer screen.

  • God I hate that guy.

  • Fore mass effect 3 I think this

    1. Give us a mission on Earth.

    2. More than one alien team member from the same race.

    3. Bring give us the last prothean as a team member/ or shepherd is part prothean.

    4. Ash or Kadin did not get killed on vermier.

    5. More guns and armor options.

    6. Options at the beginning of the game to changed what happened in Mass effect and Mass effect 2.

  • ok i was like: its not bad, not bad at all untill "wanna f**k" what a buzzkill

  • this is pure derp.

  • The pitch of the girlfriends "Okay" was just hilarious

  • the best part of the video was the la noire ad

  • @jedimaster1114 come on man, its funny and you make a big fuss cause your dream of mass effect 3 coming out early wasnt fulfilled

  • come on guys is funny

  • noooooooooooooooooooooooo.....­..

    

  • haha, i laughed. i can't understand the many dislikes

  • lol...wut?

  • wow not even funny ya stupid jew

  • fukin scumbag how dare you disrespect mass effect

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! WHERE"S MORGAN FREEMAN?!

  • I've taken shits funnier then this. Take this piece of crap off youtube, it's making the world retarded.

  • LMAO Hilarious!

  • LMAO! That was hilarious.

  • i can't wait for mass effect 3 to come out the second one was to short:(

    

  • hey wanna fuck OK haha i lolled so hard XD

  • LOL !!! I love this movie !

  • AWSOME REPLAY VALUE =P

  • hahaha

  • Lol that was hilarious I'm still tryin' to keep myself from thinking about it again `cause if I do I laugh again and my lungs are already worn out P.S. can't wait for ME3 to come out though the ME games are awesome in their own unique way they are all master pieces though and that's what matters to me and probly everone else who plays the ME games.

  • OMFG !!!! at the first time it was epic, and at the end....well it kill it.....still i cannot stop laughing off my ass.

    great job dude, for ruining it.....iwon't rate it anyway....

  • XD Lol... :D

  • I still can't wait...

  • Oh come on you faggots, that was funny have a sense of humor.

  • lmfao! comedy gold although i cant wait for the real game to come out :D

  • The rumor isnt a LIE! Machinima is letting LOTS of people down :(

  • lol

  • CANT WAIT TILL THIS COMES OUT XD

  • lol that was actually kind of funny... "wanna fuck? ...OKAY." :P

  • lol nice video

  • LOL EPIC . enyone who wanted a real trailer is just sad xD

  • man people can just be sick/rong and well ya om gosh man lol

  • Hey wanna fuck? OK!!!

    Mass effect 3:My Alien girlfreind you have never seen any other internol sex before OH YEAH......XXXXXDDD

  • hey... wana fuck?

    OK!!

    i laughted so hard in that part

  • what a fail

  • Your a fag to the machinima community.

  • u ripped that off of several others

  • wow fag did a dick get stuck in your throat this isnt real you queer i hate fakes bich

  • i agree with garner lol thought it was real at frist then i seen the last part and all that i could say was wtf lol

    thanx for a good laugh

  • lame

  • hay give he gy credit for trying

  • LMAO!!!!!

  • i was expecting to get rick roll'd but this? maaan :DD:D:

  • Everybody who disliked is either a nerdy virgin who's jealous of a videogame character, or they have no sense of humour.

  • hahahahhaa!! gunna post this to facebook

  • LOOOOOLLL.. ":::: HEY WANNA FUCK???? ".. 

  • I do prefer MOH... I'm so happy I'm receiving it for free next week from the guys at nineoffers(dot)com!

  • is this real?

  • @AKjack989 Yes, it is.

  • omg wtf is that lmfao

  • inter=species sex!

  • OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG­OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG­OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG­OMGOMGOMGOMGthat was stupid.

  • Ouhhh Yeaaahhh xDDD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BRILLIANT!!!!

  • LMAO!!! Get ppl hopes up and then shoot them down. Nice one

    Thumbs up

  • Wow I was laughing about halfway through thinking this better not be serious... probably why there are more dislikes they didn't even watch most of it

  • lol that was funny very unexpected :)

  • "Hey wanna fuck?"..."OK"....."MASS EFFECT 3 MY ALIEN GIRLFREIND"

  • Why does this have so many dislikes? That was amazing!

  • @JohnBuckStrange Because this video is only a shit?? omg.... -_-"