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  • 0:30 OMFG o_o

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  • 0:52 WE WANT HALF LIFE 3!!!!

  • Meanwhile at Valve

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  • Meanwhile at harvard

  • :D :D :D :D :D :D

    Lol!

    Good job, Gordon!

  • 0:37 blackman with white hands. wat

  • lol look at barney

  • :D

    

  • later everybody died and aliens made zombies

    then the military came in and even more people died.

  • What editor do you use

  • lmao @ the end xD

  • SCIENTIST:yeah,yeah,yeah,shake your @ss and my @ss,shake it,yeah,huuuuu yeah

    -outside:

    GORDON:LET ME IN,YOU MATHERFACKER,LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GUARD:WHAT HAPPEN TO THE DOOR CONTROL??!!!??

  • yeah,GMAN hip hop!!!!

  • fuck Aperture, this is how we roll at Black Mesa

  • ಠ_ಠ

  • lol Barney.

  • fat ass

  • Looks like my sims when you uncensored them when their woohooing...

  • Mean while at Valve...

  • 0:28 anyone notice the scientist has white hands wtf?!?

  • @RandomZace dem be ja(i)zz hands? XD

  • @RandomZace

    Most be gloves. lol

  • LOL!

    

  • please, how do you do animation?

  • Damn...G-man has some moves

  • @xxxsneakysniperxxx everyone

  • @xxxsneakysniperxxx yes i have it as a matter of fact and it sucks & no i will not go away. nobody likes this either.

  • @xxxsneakysniperxxx why would i be mad because i like gordan freeman? i hate arrow to the knee its so stupid, uncreative and was emerged from a bunch of fantasy game-playing faggots who actually put their own time into that god awful game. It's not a joke. It's an abomination.

  • LOL AT 0:29 BLACK SCIENTIST HAS WHITE HANDS!

  • @xxxsneakysniperxxx You're an idiot.

  • LOL BARNEYS STILL POUNDING HIS HEAD ON THE KEYPAD!!!

  • I tried to do the scientis dance, now i have every bone of my body broken....

  • @Xx3dviolencexX Only Smarty smart pants can do it :3

  • These guys need better social lives...

  • i think they were all infected by invisible headcrabs.....

  • access denied

  • meanwhile at valve...

  • song, please?

  • You're like R33MIX that makes sense and the animations aren't random.

  • I thought this would just be stupid scientist turning animations and pain animations.

  • 0:29 Why does the black guy have white hands?

  • @Andthatswhymacssuck Same with on 0:36

  • Geometry Wars!!!!!

  • how did i get here?

  • At 0:39 his dancing like a GAY

    

  • Dislocating limbs...FOR SCIENCE!

  • lol the end xD

  • 0:29 LMAO his face!!!

  • It looks like they're all having seizures at the same time, while listening to music. o_O

  • If only I had discovered your videos sooner. Fucking hilarious.

  • 0:22 ININSTINE O.o

    

  • Who says nerds can't dance?

  • Thats how all door should be opened.

  • These Half-Life 1998 dudes are scary as fuck

  • 0:28 The black man have WHITE hands : O

  • haha

    

  • ...wat?

  • black scientist with white hands!FUCKING NORMAL CUZ DIS IS FAKEENG GMOD(i think)

  • Thumbs up if you still play Half-life 1 lets keep this game alive it brings so many funny memories back :D

  • @Okan195 the time where u only had to kill a zombie ONCE!not flying headcrabs if not killed trough headshot

  • @Hitman41165 haha yea :D i really love this game so awesome with funny stuff like the mad scientists xD

  • @Okan195 if i could pay on steam i would have buyed the first hl instead of pirateing or whatever

  • gordon like damnit securtey gard i use crowbar to solve problem

  • lmao at the end :D

  • gordan like what the fuck let me in

  • en el segundo :30 el cinetifico nego tiene las manos blancas

  • 0:29 black scientist with white hands?

  • lol gordon freeman and barney

  • Gays

  • Morning exercises

  • 0:52 xD GUARD FUCKS TRIGGER xD

  • Scientist dance ftw.

  • aaaaaaaargh!!!! i flew off my chair just b'coz of the fuuny ending!!!!

  • I love how the black guy's hands are like white

  • Rlly? Looks pretty good for the engine then

  • @Jontsen12 Its original Half Life (GoldSrc engine) using HD model pack with custom animations I made.

  • @Thecorp303 what tool did u use for animations?

  • @Thecorp303 ...

    can i have the animations?

  • @Thecorp303 How do you play the animations ?

  • @Jontsen12 half life source? It was a remake of hl1 in the source engine

  • HOLY SHIT! That black guy has white guy hands..!

  • xDD

    

  • best ending ever!!!!!

  • NERGASM

  • noesis at work? :D

  • I realized that the first black guy had white hands...

  • a freeman's mind "oh shit" at the end there. Very much appreciated.

  • @AndroidTrees I got the sound from the angry barney speech in the "Scientist Slaughterhouse: MOD MESSUP 1: WTF" mod. At the time I made this I had no idea where that sound actually originated.

  • LOL BARNEY!!! WHAT THE HELL!

  • Meanwhile in my backyard

  • Meanwhille in Anomalous Materials ...

  • Meanwhille in Anomalous Materials...

  • uhhh what ?

  • DAT G-MAN!

  • @SmokeKiller123 nooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Machinima kill's talented people.

  • LOLL

  • 0:51 HAHAHAA LOL

  • G mode 2.0 :D

    

  • 0:51 that was fucking hilarious!!

  • @gawmovies looks like im not the only one here that knows some dirty jokes.

  • Gman- the only man in the world that can dance with a suitcase, and do it well.

  • How do you make these vids?

  • This was made using Kinect For Xbox 360

  • You can watch the ending 100 times and still laugh every time.

  • @NOlerct3 XD GUARD!

  • 0:51 oh shit

  • It's funny how the black guy has white hands.

  • Gordon's ALIVE!?

  • Looks like Gordon Freeman and Barney Calhoun missed the fun. :D

  • how did you do that? :D

  • 00:33 g-man robot dance !!! xD 

  • LOL Weird dancing

  • Gordon and Barney want IIIIIIIIIIN

  • how did gordon get a crowbar there anyways

  • Meanwhile at Valve...

  • it looks like they are getting possesed by the devil

  • lol the fucking ending XD

  • were do you get the skins for hl1?

  • This is why they had to die.

  • Weren't you supposed to be on the dance floor half an hour ago?

  • The security guard had little fortitude. Freeman talking him to the brink of insanity. 

  • DOOR IS STUCK

  • huh? why do they look like that? the regular scientists look way different!

  • What does the symbol on Gmans briefcase mean?

  • @AustinLuthi Black Mesa.

  • in the description it says "The science team decide to kill some time in his absence..."

    I tought it said "The suicide team decide to kill some time in his absence..."

    XD

  • @snarkbaited i tought they had to kill someone for his abcense.

  • @Lahnapihvi You make a great point.

    For this, You get a cookie.

    It will delivered to you by mail.

    Have fun.

  • Pause at random points when the sciencists are dancing, WALLPAPERS!

  • 0:31 and 0:53 fuckin lol

  • This all is like Valve.

    Gordon is the players, behind the security door is episode 3, Valves promises to open the door (barney) are repeatedly delayed due to Valve doing something completely different (dancing).

  • Why Gordon no wear glasses ?

  • This vid make CRAZY!!!!!!!!

  • science gets done and you make gordon late and the gman killed you....

  • hhh lool i like the part when barney hit his face on the machine

  • :DDDDDDDDDD

  • This is like in freeman's mind where gordan breaks open that vent and all the techno music is playing!!!

  • I like the black scientest at 0:28

  • 0:54 GORDON SMASH!

  • 0:50 <- for the best part of the video! :)

  • The ending with barney and gordon made me laugh to hard.

  • This is what happends when your asleep kids.

  • Why does Eli have white Hands...?

  • I don't understand...why were they hitting the door XD

  • kinect.

  • Half-Life Wars: Deadline.

    I need to play this game now.

  • Meawhile at Aperture

    What the heck they doing there in Black Mesa ...

  • GORDON FREEMAN DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR MUSIC CHOICE.

  • Why do they have to wait for Gordon? They can't just do things for themself? Lazies.

  • What do you use?

  • Barney lost a lot of IQ there... Amazing job!

  • 10 babies died

  • So this is what happenned during the intro of half Life

  • lol Barney

  • The camera view represents the development cycle of HL2 Epiosde 3

    Gordon freemans is despratly trying to get there but the only guy who c an make and release the game is just banging his head against a computer monitor

  • @SirAdminThe3rd I think so :)

  • how do you make the scientists blink?

  • This should be a full mod!

  • I wish Black Mesa were like this instead of the Incident to occur :3

  • :D when he say "oh shit" that words are from freemans mind :D i guess

  • gordan freeman is episode 3

  • Now we know what the scientists in the computer room were doing in Freeman's Mind.

  • I don't think the retnal scanner is going to respond to your brains mr. security guard...

  • What does Gordon have ESP when theres a teckno dance party going on?

  • and that is how VALVe work on episode 3

  • 0:30 Did anyone notice the white hands on the black man??

  • Wasn't there a different music track at some point?

  • the retnal scanners wont work without eyes dumbshit!

  • It all makes sense now.

    The scientists represent Valve

    The music represents distractions

    Gordon represents half life 2 episode 3

    Barney represents the fans

    Valve is so busy with distractions that they don't realize they have to get half life 2 episode 3 done, even with the fans trying to help them remember.

  • Am i the only one who sees a problem with the guy on the left's hands?

  • lol its like after barney couldn't get the door open he bongs it with his head yelling OOOOOOPPEEEEEN!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!.­............OOOPPEEEEEENN!!!!!­!!!