In Soviet Russia Jokes

[DimaLutiy]

Хуета несусветная

[paintballLegend4ever]

In soviet Russia knee hits arrow

[864Alien]

Эээх, придурки...

[AsianWaffleAnguish]

in soviet russia, you deliver fast food to mexicans.

[Amazingcooldude123]

Can someone tell me the background of this joke. I thought my friend was just being stupid when he kept making these remarks

[Nihilotec]

In soviet russia, everything was perfect!



[Acli10]

In Soviet Russia, you control your money!

[McChilikin]

Russia not a Soviet, тупицы ;)

[crazysparkle123]

in soviet russia, lps plays with u

[Killertroll787]

Ich bin Russe und ich sags mal laut: LENIN WAR EIN HURENSOHN ! Ein Bastard welcher sich diesem scheiß Kommunismus von dem Drecksjuden Karl Marxx unterwarf ! Genauso auch Stalin, alles beide Hunde die leider unser Land verraten und verkauft haben und nur wegen ihnen wurde auch das Zarenreich vernichtet. Wen in Russland jemand in knallroten Sachen rumläuft , wird er nicht verehrt, sondern abgestochen und irgendwo im Wald vergraben und das ist auch gut so.

[oOBoehseEnkelzOo]

Also bei Stelle 1.11 wusste ich, ich lebe in Lenin´s Zeiten :D

[leynad72]

In Soviet Russia, veins cut you!

[Skynet1191]

In soviet russia, youtube watchs you.

In soviet russia, fire puts out you.

In soviet russia, bank robs you.

In soviet russia, gun shoots you.

[XXStickFigure]

@Skynet1191 the third one isn't that good as them banks are always robbing me!!!!

[aSStronaut111]

in soviet russia, video watch you!

[yaitskov1]

in soviet russia, homework do you

[123456RaulMorales]

In Puerto Rico,America takes you!!

[Assassinsrampage]

In Soviet Russia, girl f*cks YOU

[sporeken]

In Soviet Russia Sham wow sells you!

[GammaWALLE]

In Soviet Russia, Portal 2 Praises YOU

[psoel1]

kolkolkolkolkolkol ^J^

[xSxExJordanxWolfex]

In Soviet Union.. Sex has you!

[g0d0faer0x]

Leninade is awsome

I wanna get hammered and sicled by Lemonade.

[X3MSonicXP]

In soviet russia, We took the knee to the arrow.

[fatfolk225]

in soviet russia porn watches u

[OasisU214]

In Soviet Russia, financial economy complains about you!

[GiveMeABloodyUser]

in soviet russia you live good

[VegitoBlitz24]

In Soviet Russia, Rainbow Dash is 20% lamer!

[TheMr360elite]

In Soviet Russia, Trampoline Jumps On You!

[MrFrozenLegend]

In Soviet Russia Jokes are better than Chuck Norris Jokes. If Chuck Norris Jokes were really better, than Chuck Norris would be smashing my face into the key boare35jklevgdraebon oaenitm401d i

[topuc1212]

go,go,go,go,go,go,go!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!



[DubbaRyzn]

Now to incorporate a poem into this joke. . .

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

In Soviet Russia,

Poem writes you.

[lrmpenn1]

in soviet russia knee takes arrow

[kaosodysseus]

in soviet russia

arrow takes an arrow

[oakezy022]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA YOUTUBE WATCH YOU!!

[Witsarunemitea]

In Soviet Russia jokes laugh at you

[mulgarid]

In soviet russia, WVU!

[MidoriMartini]

In soviet Russia, the knee destroys the arrow XD

[HurinsChannel]

In sovjet russia,  comedians laugh at you!

[usarulez23]

Damn i thought i was safe from Chuck Norris

[boneboy700]

in soviet russia, youtube watches you!

[silentswan12]

in soviet russiaa food eat you!

[bloodraider100]

I laughed at 6:10

[jhammers20]

@bloodraider100 Did you laugh at 6:10?

[bloodraider100]

I lold at 6:10

[bloodraider100]

I lol'd at 6:10

[theblacksheep1000]

In Soviet Russia, comments THUMBS you up!

[kylestyle97]

In soviet russia, animals hunt you!

[WistfulCartoon]

comments removed by the Soviet Government.

[mergim197]

@DirtyWizardChannel Hahahahhaa, you made my day!

[MikuMize999]

In Soviet Russia BUCKET PUKE ON YOU!!!!

[hockeydominator1]

In Soviet Russia... pot smoke you!

[br1ng1t0ntome]

I.S.R. .... lightning is struck by you

[realIBeliX]

In capitalist USA, jokes from 80's are still popular.

[takadei]

in Soviet Russia . . . Pikachu choose you >..>

[drasik1000]

in soviet russia, gamecube plays with you!

[andymboss]

In soviet Russia , the cake is a demonstrated fact :D

[rtyrtyrty123123123]

In Soviet Russia

roles are reversed

[DalleDayul]

In Soviet Russia, WoW is addicted to you!

[hemitll]

сдохните уроды )

[thepersonofpeeps]

THANK GOD i was waiting for that chuck norris joke to come up

[theabomonation]

Lol =3

[kbvgbknm]

In Soviet Russia, all of these jokes are funny!

[cobraglatiator]

@kbvgbknm in soviet russia i don't mind chuck norris and don't zap him with lightning attacks if he wants to go do his stuff i let him it's only in my contry that i'm on duty a chuck buster aso in soviet russia bkugaun brawl you!!!!

[IVIpact]

In Soviet Russia, you don't take arrow to knee.. you take knee to arrow my friend.

[EvilMax163]

All who writes mucks about Russia brainless trolls

[CrazyLuler]

In soviet Russia 360P is HD.

[WistfulCartoon]

In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris makes jokes about you!

[6941990]

8 out of 10 Russians find this funny, the other 6 don't.

[reblo111]

In soviet russia cheezburger eats cat

[gravizapnik]

Пхахахахаххаахах))))))) epic)

[ProductionsLandmine]

One great Soviet Russia joke that doesn't even use the reversal, but still is memorable to me is this one:

In Soviet Russia, there are only two channels. Channel One is all propaganda...Channel Two is a message on repeat from the KGB telling you to go back to Channel One.

[THHeFUQ]

United Forever in Friendship and Labour, Our mighty Republics will ever endure. The Great Soviet Union will Live through the Ages. The Dream of a People their fortress secure. Long Live our Soviet Motherland, Built by the People s mighty hand. Long Live our People, United and Free. Strong in our Friendship tried by fire. Long may our Crimson Flag Inspire, Shining in Glory for all Men to see.

[Boifeicasempre]

@THHeFUQ Shut up.

[thatoneguy99100]

its WAS your homeland.

[FBFTheRagingWarrior]

In soviet Russia arrow gets hit by a knee.

[MadXkillers]

in soviet Russia YouTube watches you

[7blekky7]

The song is called Paparazzi by Lady Gaga

[gangstaorc]

This movie have nothing about soviets. There is only Russia(today-democracy like in USA: you can be killed everywhere, there are many homeless people, no place to work, propaganda of alcohol, sex, lesbians, gays, smoking, drugs>>> THX FOR IT DEMOCRACY! )

[gangstaorc]

This movie have nothing about soviets. There is only Russia(today-democracy like in USA: you can be killed everywhere, there are many homeless people, no place to work, propaganda of alcohol, sex, lesbians, gays, smoking, drugs>>> THX FOR IT DEMOCRACY! )

[TheArtzlo]

Fucking european people.Shut the fuck up!

[NuTrousers]

In Soviet Russia, people tell jokes of Soviet Russia lol

[BlackIce2552]

In soviet Russia, the penis sucks YOU!!!

[skankjochem]

in soviet russia santa is real, in soviet russia video's post you, in soviet russia a house lives in you

[VDDftw]

In America, you shoot cannon. In solviet Russia, cannon shoot YOU!!!

[OwNaGePatty]

in soviet Russia

prostitute pay you !!! XD

[gizmo664100]

@OwNaGePatty dosent that make you the prostitute.

[MetroidKingofMetroid]

@OwNaGePatty Wouldn't that make you the prostitute, which forces you to pay your prostitute, who has to pay you.

[lunelune2413]

@OwNaGePatty well bye denmark im going to soviet russia

[Tychodonas]

LOL "In Soviet Russia, God Created Humans" FAIL

[Wesley95501]

Russia well never win wars.

In soviet Russia, soviet bombers bomb Moscow.

[NIGHTOFTHEWHORES]

0:40 was fucked up

[rangepjown]

its funny cuz its true

[volcano626]

In soviet Russia mw3 rage quits you

[chasea121]

In soviet russia whore rides you

[CornishLeprachaun]

In Soviet Russia porn watches you.

[SNOWBALL585]

poor russia

[ivanovsd]

In soviet russia god created you-----this one was very good

[Thecre3per]

In soviet Russia cows milk you!

[epicfilmboy]

i soviet russia suicide kills you!

[Fredvulkan1999]

645 are from russia

[neysito3]

I can't believe I saw this for the full 6 minutes.

[invaderzezix]

In soviet russia, you kill death

[Ikazu1991]

slava russije

[182guns]

you watch youtube videos. In soviet russia, youtube watches you.

[SyScript]

In Soviet Russia, joke tells you!

[Capitalism1011]

In Soviet Russia God made Humans HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

[LookAtMyStraw]

@Capitalism1011 In Soviet Russia jokes laugh at you. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA 

[TF2playerwhohateCOD]

@Capitalism1011

not funny mate

[AnimusPipboy]

@Capitalism1011 HA that's the best one and my personal favorite ^_^

[1001101011001100]

@Capitalism1011 i agree ,that's the best joke evah

[28290721]

@Capitalism1011 you are so stupid.

[pegorino1000]

@Capitalism1011 in soviet russia you are a dick

[Playver1337]

Fuck foreplay, get a iphone and go to sovietrussia and lend it out to your girl for a while (In soviet russia iphone touches you)

[alsayed30]

whats the song?

[Monshteiner]

@alsayed30 the Soviet National anthem...

[angeldgetsdown]

in soviet russia, mary jane smokes yuhh(;

[WowOmgStudios]

In soviet Russia, songs upload you from iPod

[TheZade11]

Chuck Norris still kicks ass !! Ha lol

[madman101ish]

607 people are in soviet russia...

[DoctorThor21]

i lol'd at

"In soviet russia, god crated humans"

[PorygonFanatics]

In soviet Russia, go to a fight and a hockey game breaks out.

[jizzin4genocide]

lol funniest was the law one

[514Productions]

In soviet russia, youtube video makes you

[xFlyingThunderGodx]

In soviet Russia, sheep count you.

[hotkeys]

In Soviet Russia, FOOTBALL is actually played with feet, not hands...much like the REST of the world...

[kioti15]

Wonder who the smart one to fire this would be 6:00

[Wildwildwes7]

5:29 ...what the fck?

[DarkMario1234]

In Soviet Russia, Pinkie Watches YOU!

[EJsacasa]

best is at 1:55

[drac445industries]

in soviet russia chuck norris stills kicks your ass

[EJsacasa]

@drac445industries chuck norris is a faggit

[foofenscoops]

In soviet russia cuck norris will feed you your heart

[EddyTheOliveira]

En Soveeit Rusha spelin dosnt matur. Spelin spels u!

[darkgamer76]

in soviet russia you can beat the hell out of chuck norris

[MrYefc]

в СССР не было бургеров!

[TheRetartidMunkee]

2:37 ROFLMAO epic win xDDD

[Anusdhka]

In soviet Russia God created Humans

hahahahaha,  wait...what?

[xxcage223]

in sovit russia snow plows you

[DoffTheBest]

in soviet russia jokes kill you

[LongLiveCheatEngine]

in soviet russia bricks sh.t you

[LongLiveCheatEngine]

in soviet russia pets feed you

[LongLiveCheatEngine]

in soviet russia pets feed you

[FakeTatoosForYourMom]

BAHAHAHAHAHA that Chuck Norris joke was the best lol

[NOdarkdevil]

funny but fail music.

[urbanmisfit116]

In Soviet Russia, they tell "in Capitalist America" jokes.

[urbanmisfit116]

In Soviet Russia, they tell "in Capitalist America" jokes.

[domomomo1]

whats this song called please? theres so many songs of the soviet union but this is the one im looking for >

[MrArrahon]

@domomomo1 This is national Anthem of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

[domomomo1]

ROCKSTAR3291 whats this song called please? theres so many songs of the soviet union but this is the one im looking for >

[ElocTheComrade]

in soviet russia bad jokes make you!

[Jumpinoutdawindow123]

in Soviet Russia an erection gets you

[michaelmckay63]

in Soviet Russia time wastes you

[spainsoccer4ever]

I like the last one lmfaoo (:

[narutofreak12312312]

In some way funny but in some way its stupid. Soviet Russia doesnt exist since 1990 so make something new because it gets boring. Make " Drittes Reich " jokes if you can !

[nathanfishing3000]

umm... god did create us

[Bl4ck0nimush4]

where did you get the picture with the flag and the partyheads?

[3anpaFFka]

omg fuck my brain it's old anthem there isn't USSR there's Russia and anthem now another!

[crelesa]

in soviet Russia,gun fires you

[beaniebrothers1]

In soviet Russia hooker pays you

[ChicagoProdigy]

In Soviet Russia, starting trouble with America was considered a good idea.

[crestwoodplayer96317]

Like this if you said all of those in a Russian accent! :D

[Ekalb432]

@Gamerfreak690

Gay!

[funkymonkey99ful]

Lol at 0:21 u can see his man boobs jiggling XD

[juztin3444]

in soviet russia twitter follows you



[AmericanJoker54]

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[ahampster2]

In Soviet Russia Porno watch you.

[Ferrarikillen]

Just say in soviet russia everything is the oppsosit.

So, i saved you a lot of time

[wyattsidecap]

In Soviet Russia, if your body doesn't respect you, then you will respect nobody.

[portalrunner117]

Roses are red Violets are blue in soviet Russia battery drains you!

[GraFFiiTTi]

In Soviet Russia, water drinks you:D

[deeeEeEEEeEee33eem]

In Soviet Russia.....Youtube watches you

[mabadood3000]

Roses are red, violets are blue, in soviet Russia, poem writes you!

[iComedy09]

In Soviet Russia video comments you

[supermiro200]

I WANT COMUNISM BACK IN MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PortugalGP]

In Soviet Russia, Youtube uploads videos to YOU